Unconventional blind dates
Chapter 81 Ji Mo's Layered Tactics
Chapter 74 Ji Mo's Thousand Layers of Schemes
The proprietress stared at her silently for a while before finally speaking, "I've done this job twice before. I've encountered people trying to evade fares, but I've never seen anyone spend so much money like you."
"So you saw it today."
Ji Mo cupped her cheeks in her hands and blinked, "A beautiful girl like me who's forever sixteen should, of course, spend money freely!"
"Why is this old woman acting like a young girl?"
After a thorough rant, the proprietress finally inquired about the customer's requirements: "Your requests for a customized identity and anonymity aren't enough? Nobody has ever done this before you."
"They're just stupid," Ji Mo shrugged. "If they don't spend money, what's the point of being a VIP member?"
The proprietress sighed helplessly, "Living a long time means being cunning and shrewd. Although they also live a long time, they basically live in their own world, and their minds are completely free of those messy things. But you must be really lonely, no wonder you don't have any friends."
"I just didn't expect you to spend so much money to play dating games with kids. Are you still so childlike?"
"Who can blame me for liking him~ Hmph," Ji Mo suddenly grinned mischievously. "So what if he destroyed the civilization you created? Is it really necessary to be so sarcastic? Besides, I've already given it all back to you."
"You're taking the souls of creatures from the civilization I created and coming to me to spend money on in-game purchases. Do you expect me to thank you?" The proprietress's tone was completely unwavering. "Speak, what do you want this time?"
When it came to serious matters, Ji Mo became much more serious. "I need you to impersonate me and appear in front of Brother Lu Li."
"Brother Lu Li, aren't you ashamed to call a 28-year-old kid 'brother' at your age?" The proprietress was speechless.
To everyone's surprise, Ji Mo wasn't ashamed at all; in fact, he was quite smug, saying, "As long as I can get him into bed, I don't care if I have to call him 'Dad'~"
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The proprietress was completely defeated by this shameless guy.
As expected, shamelessness is the ultimate trait of monsters.
Rolling her eyes, the landlady asked, "Fine, let me pretend to be you. And then what? What will I do after I'm pretending to be you?"
"You're trying to steal my man."
"???!!!"
Seeing the surprised proprietress, Ji Mo smiled even more broadly, "I have a feeling you've given yourself away."
"I have absolutely no interest in him!" the proprietress declared decisively. "Don't even think about it! I'm an ancient demon! Having feelings for a human? Don't be ridiculous! At most, I'm just curious about rare animals in a zoo! Like humans looking at giant pandas!"
Ji Mole's chest trembled. "I haven't said anything yet~"
Sure enough, aside from stealing men, these monsters are all incredibly naive.
It's not that it's simple, but rather that it's about not thinking about it too much.
Conceptual monsters that can become great monsters are all exceptionally pure individuals.
Or rather, stubborn.
However, there are also those cunning and shrewd types, which are the types that Ji Mo hates the most.
How should I put it? Like repels like?
"Stop talking nonsense! If I said I'm not doing it, I mean it!"
"I can pay more."
"I won't do it!"
"Add more money."
"Absolutely not!"
"Add more money."
"I wouldn't do it even if you offered me more money!"
"Then I'll tell everyone that you wanted to embezzle Brother Lu Li, making you the target of public criticism."
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The proprietress fell silent.
Although she wasn't afraid, what she sought was a stable and peaceful life, while also making money along the way.
I hate trouble the most!
But if those persistent ancient demons come to cause trouble every day, she'll be annoyed to death.
"Okay, but it'll cost extra."
"Great!" Ji Mo clapped his hands, beaming. "Then remember to make a grand entrance tomorrow morning, don't embarrass me. Also, be assertive with Lu Li, so he'll feel threatened. A sense of crisis will help our relationship heat up faster. If it's just seven days of ordinary life, it'll be completely useless!"
"Oh right, you can also kidnap Brother Lu Li and force yourself on him! At this time, I will make a dazzling appearance, as your 'clone', bravely stand up against the original body to save Brother Lu Li! I mustered up my courage just to save him! But in the end, I still couldn't save him, so I could only burn myself and choose to perish together with you."
"But you won't die, you'll just be blasted out of this world—perfect!"
"..." The proprietress remained silent for a while before asking, "First of all, I can't possibly have physical contact with him. Secondly, wouldn't that make him hate you?"
"But this way he'll remember me."
Ji Mo's eyes narrowed slightly, and his tone suddenly became melancholy. "I'm not like those other guys, who are single-mindedly devoted to him. I can't wait like they do either. I can only hope that Lu Li will come looking for them."
"What I do, I must be 100% certain of. So hatred is more unforgettable than sympathy that develops in just seven days."
"And do you know when the most glorious moment of a person's life is?"
Before the landlady could answer, Ji Mo gave his own answer: "It was when she died, especially when she died for him."
"That way he will always remember me, and he will also remember this deep-seated hatred."
"Only in this way will he have the motivation to change and actively pursue strength."
"Then they'll come looking for me to take revenge."
"Given his personality, only by doing this can I be 100% sure he will come to me."
The proprietress stared at her blankly for a long time before suddenly blurting out a few words, "You really are a coward. I think you would definitely get along with that Han Dynasty death ghost and that upside-down monster."
They all tend to overthink, they all like to set traps, and they are all equally lonely and timid.
"That's all for the future."
Ji Mo waved his hand and turned to leave.
She stopped after walking a few steps, then turned her head to the side with her back to the proprietress, and said, "For Lu Li's sake, I'll give you a piece of advice."
"explain."
"There are many guys who don't want Brother Lu Li to know the truth, and there are also many guys who want him to know the truth."
Ji Mo's shoulder-length hair gradually grew longer until it reached her thighs, and the black hair gradually turned into a strange and alluring deep purple.
Her beautiful eyes transformed into fierce, vertical golden pupils, veins bulged on her face, and her teeth became sharp.
"But in any case, if Brother Lu Li finds out the truth in the end, a lot of guys will come after you, and you might really get killed."
"Of course, if he doesn't know the truth, those who want him to know will also come after you. You'd better watch yourself."
"And you?" The proprietress frowned slightly. "Which side are you on?"
"Hmph." The monstrous features on Ji Mo faded away, and she reverted to being that short-haired, baby-faced, chubby loli.
She turned her head to the side, revealing an innocent and harmless smile, "Who would know about that kind of thing~~"
Watching her departing figure, the proprietress slowly loosened her clenched fists, and her tense body gradually relaxed.
She stood there silently for a long time, then complained:
"I hate trouble the most."
(End of this chapter)
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