Unconventional blind dates

Chapter 71: Me, Dating a Dinosaur?

Chapter 69 Me, Dating a Dinosaur? (25)

Without hesitation, Lu Li directly clicked on the information interface of the new blind date.

Judging from Miss Huai Xu's past practices, even if other information required payment to unlock, at least the name should still be available.

Then, he was dumbfounded.

[Name: (Unlocked)]

Gender: (Not yet unlocked)

Age: (Not yet unlocked)

Race: (Not yet unlocked)

[Personality Traits: (Not yet unlocked)]

[Ability: (Not yet unlocked)]

"???"

What's going on here?!

Why doesn't it even have a name?

However, this was no problem for Lu.

He opened the recharge interface and selected paid unlock.

Huai Xu unlocked the information by spending one Jade Spirit Gold, and he still had four more of the same Jade Spirit Gold.

He first recharged a Jade Spirit Gold, and then he left Lu Li speechless.

[Unlock the blind date's name? (Jade Spirit Gold: 5)]

[Unlock the gender of your blind date? (Jade Spirit Gold: One)]

Then, unlocking the following four messages also requires one Jade Spirit Gold each.

"What's going on? Why does it take so much to unlock a name?"

That doesn't make sense!

Aren't unlocking abilities and personality traits more important? You only need one of those!

But it takes five stars to unlock the name?

Is it because you see that I, Lu, only have four Jade Spirit Gold left that you are deliberately targeting me?

Could it be that because the other party has spent too much money on in-game purchases, I, Lu, also need to spend more money to unlock it?

Is this platform profiting from both ends?

Those damn profiteers! They'll hang the streetlights sooner or later!

Lu Li was disgusted.

What's even more disgusting is that he actually spent the remaining four Jade Spirit Gold!

If he didn't know the name, he didn't know it, but his first instinct was that it was Ji Mo.

After all, the start of a blind date means that the other person has already come into this world, but Lu Li has no recollection of it.

He knew almost no young and beautiful women.

If it wasn't Ji Mo, could it be Fang Yuebai?

Give me a break.

With that in mind, he dialed Fang Yuebai's number again.

It took about a minute before the call connected, and then Fang Yuebai's weak, hoarse voice came through the receiver, "Brother Li, are you deliberately trying to prevent me from getting better?"

"No, I just have something urgent to ask you."

"I knew you wouldn't contact me if there was nothing wrong. So, what's up?"

"You remember Ji Mo, right? Are you sure she has family?"

"??? If that's the case, then she really has no family, since all her immediate family members are dead."

"Seriously!"

"Since it involves inheritance, we definitely need to investigate thoroughly. Her life trajectory from childhood to adulthood is very clear, so she is indeed Ji Mo. Her father's name is Ji Buzhu, her mother's name is Li Lan, and her uncle's name is Ji Boyong. Is there anything else?"

"That's alright then. Also, drink more hot water."

"I curse you to never find a girlfriend in your next life."

After hanging up the phone, Lu Li's suspicions about Ji Mo were basically dispelled.

Bai Muli, Luo Qianning, and Huai Xu did not have identities in this world when they first arrived.

What does this tell us?

This shows that even if their worldview changes, they still maintain their original identities.

But there are still many things I don't understand.

Even if you don't know the other person's name yet, it's good to know other things about them.

So Lu Li spent the remaining four Jade Spirit Golds to unlock the age, race, personality traits, and abilities of his blind date.

Let's leave the gender aside; it can't be a blind date with a man, right?

After recharging and unlocking, Lu Li opened the information of his blind date.

The name and gender remain (unlocked), but the information below has changed.

[Age: 1750 RMB]

[Race: Mythical Fantasy Celestial Race]

[Personality traits: Despite being an old woman, she always acts young and is extremely shameless. In reality, she doesn't have many friends because everyone thinks she's strange; overall, she's a very lonely person.]

[Ability: The ability to alter the degree of luck]

Lu Li felt a little numb, especially when she saw the age.

Yuanhui?

How long is the One Yuan Society?

He searched online, and then he felt even more numb.

According to online sources, one yuan is equal to 129,600 years.

1750 yuan would be 226 million years ago.

When Lu Li searched the time period, he found that it was between the Jurassic and Permian periods, which was the time when dinosaurs still lived!

Then Miss Luo is about 150 million years old.

Miss Bai isn't far off either.

Is this new young lady the Heavenly Emperor Zhang Bairen?

Legend has it that the Heavenly Emperor was formed after 1650 kalpas, and each kalpa lasted for 129,600 years.

When did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Sixty-five million years ago.

Could these little darlings be dinosaurs who cultivated themselves into spirits?

Compared to this, Miss Huaixu is only a little over 1,800 years old, practically an infant.

What about yourself?

I am probably just a fertilized egg.

They say that women who are three thousand years older than their parents will ascend to the ranks of immortals, so what am I?

What is so special about me? Why do these ancient demons insist on sleeping with me?

Because I, Lu, am also a different kind of "Tang Monk's flesh"?

As long as you absorb my essence, you can transcend the world?

After mentally complaining about his age, Lu Li continued to complain about the rest of the time.

This personality is quite funny, a lonely old woman?

You won't strain your back while you're sleeping, will you?

And this ability, yet it's described in such a vague way!

"The ability to change the degree of luck." In other words, the other party can control other people's luck.

Lu Li thought of Ji Mo.

Her "lone star" constitution is uncontrollable, and with the evidence provided by Fang Yuebai, Ji Mo is unlikely to be her blind date.

But it must be related to the blind date.

I'll have to ask Ji Mo after school tonight if she's been in contact with any strange guys.

But she also said that she had been like this since she was a child.

Ugh, this is really giving me a headache.

Lu Li put away his phone, and suddenly felt a chill on his head.

"Is it raining?"

He looked up and saw a clear blue sky with white clouds stretching for miles.

There was even a flock of birds flying away.

It didn't rain.

He instinctively raised his hand to touch it, and when he took it down and looked at it, his whole face turned black.

That's bird poop!

So even staying in such an open space can bring bad luck?

He hopped on his scooter, intending to go home, change his clothes, and take a shower.

Two hours later—

Lu Li, dressed in rags, slowly pushed the tattered little pedal home.

Not only did the drive belt on the scooter break, but even the tire blew out.

It's like bad luck has opened the door for bad luck; bad luck has reached its peak.

However, Lu Li arrived home.

He rushed up the stairs at lightning speed, took a shower, changed into a set of long pants and a white shirt, and then watched TV while drying his hair.

The television station is broadcasting news from all over the world.

"A large-scale crack in the ground in Times Square, New York, caused a subway train to derail and resulted in numerous casualties among people engaged in a gunfight on the ground. The number of deaths from the gunfight, the ground crack, and the subway derailment is still being tallied."

Sigh, gunfights in America, harmony every day, it's all just routine, nothing to brag about.

"Experts predict that Mount Fuji could erupt at any time. It has been more than 300 years since the last eruption of Mount Fuji, and the next eruption may be in seven days."

It's been over three hundred years, so it's normal for it to have a sudden outburst.

"With excessive levels of Viagra in the Han River area, there are too many men with nowhere to release their pent-up desires. Currently, all the 'Big Bird Spinning Bars' in the city are completely full. Local experts are calling for the closure of this chain of bars to prevent the birth rate from continuing to decline."

Koreans are pretty normal.

The TV presenter, who was broadcasting a global news briefing, paused here, then looked up and said, "Next up is a breaking local news report."

"A sudden collapse occurred at Luocheng Experimental Middle School, resulting in two deaths. The situation is still under further investigation."

Lu Li was startled, then suddenly sat up.

Luocheng Experimental Middle School? Isn't that the high school Ji Mo attends?

"Xingtian Ju, what do we do now? It seems we've been exposed! They'll probably call the police soon!"

Covered in dust and dirt, Xing Tian grimly collected the jade spirit gold from his two unfortunate teammates who had been crushed to death by the ceiling. He then glanced back at the few female students trembling in the corner and gritted his teeth, saying, "Let's use these hostages to escape first, then we'll figure out another way! We can't stay indoors any longer!"

Among the female students, Ji Mo looked scared, but her eyes remained completely calm.

She secretly dialed Lu Li's number.

(End of this chapter)

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