Unconventional blind dates
Chapter 56 Lu Li's Special Skills
really.
Lu Li was quite helpless.
How come all these monster girls are so incredibly powerful?
Although they are not old enough to be called girls, their appearance is enough.
Besides, as long as you maintain a girlish mindset, you'll always be a girl.
It's the same principle as a man who is always a boy.
"So there's no room for negotiation?" Lu Li flicked his cigarette ash. "To be honest, I really can't understand why you want to destroy the world."
"It's my fault for being so fickle, so I had no choice but to resort to this tactic." Huai Xu covered her mouth and chuckled. "Besides, with my abilities, wouldn't my husband find me even more adorable if I were a little willful? For example, if I were on top during bedtime..."
Lu Li's DNA has stirred again.
The main problem is that Lu is too good at making things up.
Imagine this: Miss Huai Xu, with her incredibly domineering and mature appearance, is very proactive, yet she covers her face with her hands, bites her lip, and suppresses herself; all you can see are her flushed ears...
No!
Can't think any more!
Lu Li urgently mobilized the Blu-ray CG photos of Miss Bai and Miss Luo stored in his mind to tempt Miss Chong Huaixu.
It's still a bit short.
He slapped himself hard!
Not far away, Pan Shuai, Li Guoping, and Xing Tian looked at each other in bewilderment.
"What do you think Old Lu was doing, talking to himself in the air? And then he slapped himself..."
"I don't know..."
The camera zooms out.
Lu Li fell into self-reflection again.
He felt he was acting strangely again lately.
He had been able to maintain the composure of a mature man in his late twenties in front of Miss Bai and Miss Luo.
However, Lu Li quickly realized what was happening.
He only appears to be in control when he is in the lead.
If the other party becomes more assertive and you have little recourse, you'll become flustered and easily influenced in your thinking.
Now that he had calmed down, Lu Li began to think about something.
What exactly is the purpose of the Huaixu (槐序)?
He recalled the description of Huai Xu's personality on the dating app.
[Personality Traits: Her actions are unpredictable, making it difficult to discern her thoughts. However, she is actually a meticulous, calm, and highly purposeful individual. As the saying goes, the dead become ghosts, ghosts become spirits, and then gradually become silent and formless. Therefore, many cannot see or hear her; in short, she is a very lonely person.]
Lu Li extracted the keywords from it.
"Unpredictable", "actually meticulous", "calm and composed", "highly purposeful", "lonely".
Now let's summarize.
First of all, Huai Xu was a lonely girl.
No one could see her, and no one could hear her voice.
But now I can do it, and I am "special". Although I don't know what makes me special, I am special.
So the lonely Huai Xu took a liking to herself, and because she had been lonely for over a thousand years, she didn't want to let this opportunity slip by.
So he was kidnapped, and there was even a little intimate interaction between them.
Then he ran away. Huai Xu felt it was because he couldn't bear becoming a dead person, so he planned to transform the whole world into a world of the dead.
And because it did not exceed the world's tolerance limit, the world will not collapse and therefore will not restart.
Then Lu Li is doomed.
So what we need to do now is to send Huai Xu out of this world.
How do we get out?
Should we fire it out?
It's impossible. Even if the whole world were to come together, it wouldn't be possible. Even if you used nuclear bombs, it wouldn't be possible. Lu Li was certain of that.
Then there's only one way—to let Huai Xu's power break through the limits of this world's tolerance, just like Miss Bai and Miss Luo.
At that point, she won't be able to stay even if she wants to.
However, as a top-tier monster who, like Miss Bai and Miss Luo, can passively pollute the entire world upon arrival, why doesn't the world collapse?
Keep in mind that was a passive approach; the main force was constantly being released...
correct!
Lu Li suddenly discovered a blind spot!
Huai Xu didn't personally lift a finger from beginning to end!
So... she's deliberately suppressing her power!
But now she's going to continue reshaping the world, and right in front of him...
Even among the dead sent out for the duel were four legendary extraordinary beings from ancient China who would definitely hold back, and Spartacus who was 100% certain to betray them...
Could it be that all of this was part of her plan?!
She must have an ulterior motive!
Once he found this goal, Lu Li felt he could break the deadlock!
What exactly is it?
Seeing Lu Li deep in thought, Huai Xu's eyes curved into a smile. "My darling, I'm about to begin. Don't resist, or it will be very painful."
Her goal is about to be achieved!
As long as... her beloved man can lay a hand on her!
She wanted to give the other person that chance.
"My love, if you grant me one request, I might not turn this world into a world of the dead."
Lu Li, who had been deep in thought with his head down, looked up upon hearing this and asked, "What is it?"
"If you could give me a kiss..."
Huai Xu's pink eyes were dreamy, and her cheeks were slightly flushed.
She lightly touched her plump, pink lower lip with her slender, pale index finger. "If my beloved is willing, I might consider it."
Lu Li remained expressionless, completely unmoved. "With your strength, do you think I could resist if you wanted to use force?"
"I will now let down my guard." Huai Xu covered her face with her hands, but the gaps between her fingers were large enough to reveal her beautiful almond-shaped eyes. "Actually, my body isn't that stiff..."
Lu Li's ears perked up, and his eyes scanned Huai Xu up and down like an X-ray.
If it's not very hard, then it must be very soft?
Very soft?
Where is it soft?
But let's let down our guard...
Is this a good opportunity for a surprise attack?
"Come on! Don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower!"
Lu Li opened her arms wide and even pouted.
However, it wasn't because he was lecherous; he simply wanted to lower Huai Xu's guard!
That's right! It's all for saving the world!
Not far away, Pan Shuai and his two companions looked on with surprise and uncertainty.
"What's Lao Lu doing? Hugging the air? Seriously, is this the time to do something like that?"
"Xiao Lu might be a little mentally unstable. It's understandable, after all, the responsibility of saving the world rests entirely on his shoulders. Let him relax for a while."
"No way! Brother Li's eyes are closed! But his mouth is open! Holy crap! Is he practicing his speech?"
"Um...maybe it's some kind of special relaxation technique. Skilled masters often have quirks, it's understandable..."
"Holy crap! He's starting to spout nonsense!"
"Well... Old Lu is incredibly skilled, so it's understandable that his quirks might be a bit stranger than others, right?"
"He's already started spinning in a spiral!"
"..."
Li Guoping and Pan Shuai were speechless.
To be honest, it's going to be very difficult for them to help Lu Li cover up his mistakes...
A person hugging and kissing thin air, and even babbling incoherently with a blissful expression... that's really weird!
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