Unconventional blind dates

Chapter 105 Master, you almost beat up that old man right here back then.

Lu Li looked at Pan Shuai.

Pan Shuai looked at Lu Li.

The way they looked at each other was complicated.

They now think the other is a pervert, and the other thinks the other is an idiot.

Lu Li raised his wrist and glanced at his watch.

Five minutes had passed since Li Tingchan went inside with the shop assistant.

So, Lu Li, expressionless, said, "That's right, I admit it, I am a pervert. I like to secretly wear women's underwear underneath my clothes. So, I'm asking you, what impact does it have?"

Pan Shuai opened his mouth, but after a long while, he couldn't utter a single fart.

Why did you admit it so readily?

Sorry, Pan Shuai feels that this is a bit of an insult to the phrase "generous and magnanimous".

But what can we do?

Everyone is under a lot of pressure these days.

Lao Lu doesn't like playing video games or going to bars; he has very few hobbies.

It seems they've been holding it in for too long and can only find this way to release it.

Isn't that why Pan Shuai changes girls every day?

Moreover, he saw in the news that a middle-aged man in his fifties in an island country was under a lot of work and life pressure, and he would wear women's underwear close to his skin when he went to work.

Sigh.

He patted Lu Li on the shoulder, his expression heavy with understanding, "Old Lu, I understand you. A man nearing thirty is indeed under a lot of pressure."

Lu Li: "."

You beast! What do you understand about me?

"I won't tell anyone about this; it'll stay a secret forever."

Pan waved goodbye, "Well, I'm going back now. I'm afraid my cat will sleep with my dog ​​if I get back too late. Let's have a couple more drinks when you get back from your trip."

Lu Li: "."

Halfway there, Pan Shuai turned back, his expression particularly serious. "There's one more thing, Lao Lu. Take my advice. If you're thinking of running around naked and letting loose on your trip, I suggest you find a place where there are no cameras or people around. Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll see you on some silly news. Okay, bye."

Lu Li: "."

He was thinking about two questions.

The first question is, in the worldview where Huai Xu descended, it would have been better if he hadn't saved Pan Shuai.

The second question is whether to open the dream world and erase Pan Shuai's memories.

Never mind, we'll talk about it when we get back.

A few minutes later, Lu Li's phone suddenly emitted a series of notification sounds.

He opened it and his face turned black.

Pan Shuai: "Hang in there!"

Hao Liang: "Old Lu, there's no hurdle in life that you can't overcome. Don't overthink it, really."

Luo Hao: "Having a few hobbies is fine, as long as it helps me relax. I like to run naked at home, but I usually draw the curtains."

Fang Yuebai: "Brother Li, do you want my underwear from junior high and high school? I wasn't this big back then, so it shouldn't be so obvious if you wear it underneath."

Lu Li couldn't help but laugh.

He put away his phone; he had made up his mind.

When I get back, I'll help Pan Shuai clear his head.

In a physical sense.

You just said you were tight-lipped! And in less than half an hour you've spilled the beans!

"Master?"

Lu Li turned around and saw Li Tingchan standing prettily behind him.

She was carrying several bags, but her appearance remained unchanged.

Maybe the sportswear was too loose.

Without saying a word, Lu Li paid the bill and left.

He didn't want to stay in this awful place for even a minute longer.

Li Tingchan didn't stand on ceremony and didn't even say thank you.

Lu Li didn't think it was a big deal.

This female knight-errant probably really considers herself family.

The key is that Lu Li also knows that she is not the kind of disgusting person who takes advantage of others.

As he walked, he asked, "How are you? Are you comfortable in these clothes?"

"It's alright." Li Tingchan's expression was calm, without any shyness about talking about underwear with a man. "Although it's a little uncomfortable after it's fixed in place, it feels much more convenient when fighting. It's much better than having to be wrapped up like before."

"I'm glad you're satisfied." Lu Li felt a little relieved but also a little disappointed.

Li Tingchan's simplicity and lack of affectation made him feel very comfortable.

Li Tingchan's simple and unpretentious manner left him somewhat disappointed.

You can interpret it however you like.

"Just tell me what clothes you want to buy in these stores, and we'll leave after we've bought them."

Following Lu Li's finger, Li Tingchan pointed to a boutique. "Just buy anything, this is fine. By the way, Master, which way do we go?"

Lu Li was delighted when he saw the store she had chosen.

The clothes in that store start at least at four or five thousand.

This girl is really carefree.

That makes sense, though, since she has absolutely no concept of money in modern times.

However, Lu Li, who had Xing Tian to offer as tribute, never cared.

"Let's travel the world." Lu Li led her into the shop. "Master will show you the splendor of this world."

Li Tingchan's eyes lit up with anticipation, "As expected of Master, it's always the same."

In the past, I always took her traveling around the world.

Then punish the wicked and eliminate evil!

However, Lu Li did not have that kind of thought.

Once inside the store, Lu Li didn't stand on ceremony and pointed directly at Li Tingchan, telling the sales assistant, "Try on all the clothes that suit her."

The shop assistant's professional smile didn't change in the slightest because Lu Li was dressed casually. "Please come with me."

Soon, Lu Li's exclusive female sword immortal changing show began.

"Hmm, this cream-colored turtleneck sweater is nice, it really flatters my figure, I'll buy it!"

"A dress is fine, what? You don't want to show your arms and legs? Then I'll buy it!"

"Jeans with a fitted T-shirt? Sounds good, I'll buy it!"

Honestly, watching a girl with exceptional temperament, looks, and figure change clothes is a pleasure in itself.

Lu Li enjoyed himself for fifty minutes without feeling tired.

Lu Li only stopped when Li Tingchan couldn't stand it anymore and protested.

However, he was still a little unsatisfied.

But oh well, I've already bought everything I needed to.

He pointed to the small mountain of clothes piled up next to him and said to the shop assistant, "Wrap them all up. Will you scan my order or will I scan yours?"

The shop assistant's mechanical smile instantly brightened. "Just scan me! Please follow me!"

"Really, you should have told me earlier that it would cost so much money! I won't buy it, Master. Can we return these? Let's go back and return them, okay?"

Lu Li, who had been driving for several hours, was quite helpless.

Has this female knight-errant been rambling on for hours without getting tired?

I really shouldn't have shown her the payment amount just now.

She even asked if it was very expensive.

That shop assistant was ridiculous; he insisted it was very expensive and said some nonsense like, "Your husband is so good to you!"

"Once it's bought, it's bought; you can't return it. They told you to wear it, so wear it. Why are you making such a fuss!"

"But..."

"No buts."

Li Tingchan, who had been scolded by Lu Li, pursed her lips and looked aggrieved.

"Let's not waste time on this nonsense."

Lu Li drove the car to the scenic area, turned around and smiled, "Our first stop on the trip is Hangu Pass."

Li Tingchan pouted upon hearing this, "What's there to see here? When you took me to rob someone on the street, it was right here that we robbed that old man. Master, you even talked to him about things like 'the name that can be named' and 'the way that can be told,' but that was all you said."

Lu Li: "???"

Hey!

Could it be that I told Lao Tzu the Tao Te Ching?

Didn't you feel embarrassed at the time?

The key issue is that even Lu himself doesn't remember much of the *Tao Te Ching*.

(End of this chapter)