Unconventional blind dates

Chapter 104 You're a pervert!

When it comes to buying clothes, Lu Li was actually prepared to run herself ragged.

Well, men and women have different approaches to shopping.

Or perhaps it's a difference in thinking between some girls and others.

As is Lu Li's habit, she would decide what she wanted to buy before going there, and then go straight there to buy it and leave once she arrived.

Or perhaps you buy what you want to buy, and then buy some other things at the same time.

However, some girls don't actually have a clear goal before buying things; "shopping" itself is the purpose.

This was the case at least four or five years ago when they accompanied their friend and his girlfriend shopping.

Don't ask, the answer is that a few single guys were invited to dinner, but ended up spending three hours with a couple in the mall before dinner.

But Li Tingchan's thoughts were completely different.

Or rather, her thoughts were practically identical to Lu Li's.

When she arrived at the mall, she was somewhat shocked, but she didn't really react much.

Instead, he directly asked Lu Li where the clothing store was located and whether he needed to buy fabric to make his own clothes.

Lu Li took her directly to the first floor of the boutique women's clothing store.

This floor of the mall is all selling women's clothing, and because the rent here is too expensive, only brand-name stores can fit in.

They have everything from high-end LV to low-end H2.

There are also lingerie shops.

Lu Li took the girl to the lingerie store first.

The shop assistants didn't look at him strangely, probably because they were used to it.

"Hello sir and madam, how can I help you?"

Lu Li pulled Li Tingchan to the front. "She's probably around a 32E cup size. Let's make five sets of bras based on that. You can decide what to do. This girl is my cousin from my hometown who's here to study at university. She doesn't know anything."

The saleswoman's professional smile instantly crumbled. Her eyes widened, and her face paled. "So big?!"

Seeing that Lu Li and Li Tingchan had no expression, she immediately realized what was going on. "Ahem, Miss, please come with me. Sir, you can wait in the rest area first."

Then she turned around and walked inside with Li Tingchan.

Lu Li had very sharp ears; he vaguely heard her mutter something.

"Are all the young girls in the village this well-developed now?"

Nothing pleasant happened after that.

After all, there are very few things that can make a 28-year-old man lose his composure.

What?

Are they giving out perks in the fitting room?

I've seen too many of those kinds of bizarre plots in books and short videos; I'm already indifferent to them.

Moreover, he wasn't that bold, and besides, Li Tingchan and he didn't have any ambiguous relationship; they were just a simple master-disciple relationship.

This girl is as innocent as a blank sheet of paper, and Lu Li doesn't want to be a scumbag.

He has a good grasp of how to get along with different kinds of people.

"Holy crap? Old Lu!"

Lu Li's heart skipped a beat, but he turned around without changing his expression.

What appeared before him was Pan Shuai, the paycheck thief.

"Young Master Pan, what are you doing here instead of going to work?"

"Looking for pretty girls, huh? There are a lot of pretty girls shopping here, I'll find an opportunity to strike up a conversation anytime." Pan Shuai shrugged. "You said it yourself, I leave at 11 o'clock every day, it's just that I left a little earlier today."

Lu Li was quite curious, "Wait, aren't you embarrassed when you asked for my contact information and got rejected?"

"What's so embarrassing about that?" Pan Shuai said matter-of-factly. "You have to think of it this way: if you don't strike up a conversation with a pretty girl, you won't make any progress or suffer any losses today."

"Then you go and strike up a conversation. If you succeed, then you've gained another female resource, right? No matter how things develop in the future, there's always a beginning."

"It's okay to be rejected. What's the big deal besides losing face temporarily? There's no real loss."

"Losing face is even easier to explain. Anyway, I don't know anyone, so what's there to be ashamed of?"

"Besides, do you think girls don't like being hit on? They just don't like being hit on by ugly guys. It's the same with guys. If a girl who's average-looking asks for his contact information, he'll definitely feel smug, as long as she's not particularly bad-looking."

"By the way, it's best to choose one where you're with your best friend. That way, she'll feel more superior and accomplished, and she might even give you her contact information if she wasn't going to normally do so."

Pan raised his chin, winked, and clicked his tongue. "Old Lu, you need to relax."

Lu Li: "."

I've failed to learn it.

No wonder this guy doesn't have a big social circle and changes female companions frequently.

Ultimately, it all boils down to being good at grooming yourself, having some spare cash, and being thick-skinned.

Unfortunately, it's easier said than done.

"Don't talk about me yet, Lao Lu, what are you doing here? Weren't you going on a trip?" He took out his car keys and handed them to Lu Li. "Oh right, since we've run into each other, I might as well just give you the keys."

After handing over the keys, he took a few steps back and looked up at the shop sign.

Then he stroked his chin, looking Lu Li up and down.

Lu Li found the guy's expression disgusting and frowned, saying, "Why are you looking at me?"

"No, I'm just curious." Pan Shuai continued rubbing his chin. "Why would a guy like you be standing in front of a lingerie store?"

Lu Li smiled and asked in return, "Then why do you think that is?"

To take the initiative, you must answer questions with questions!

As expected, Pan Shuai fell into Lu Li's rhythm.

"I think something might be wrong with you." Pan Shuai's expression was serious. At this moment, he looked like Sherlock Holmes had possessed him. "You said you wanted to take a spontaneous trip, but you didn't take me with you, so I felt something was wrong. And you even specifically asked me to borrow your RV."

"So here's the problem: if you're using a motorhome, it means you're not the only one."

"Not taking me means you're with a woman."

"So you're planning to win over your childhood friend, Fang Yuebai? No, that doesn't quite add up!"

Pan Shuai denied this speculation, saying, "You said she works at the court, so it's impossible for her to just leave like that. But it's August now, so she's a student! A female student!"

"But even though you really want to find JK or something, you don't have the guts. So it's a college student, right? A female college student born in the 2000s?! Holy crap! You brought her here to buy lingerie! And it's the 'Victory Lingerie' brand?! Let me tell you! Don't mess around in my car! At least clean it up before you return it!"

Pan Shuai clenched his fists, his face contorted.

His beloved car (which he almost never drives) was used by other men, and he always felt like he had been NTR'd.

But if it's Lao Lu, then it's okay, right?

Tsk, this feeling of being NTR'd is actually pretty bittersweet.

He plans to go back and play a few more games of Alistar in League of Legends.

"That's right, you guessed correctly." Lu Li readily admitted.

He hadn't expected this guy to be so clever.

It seems that when it comes to anything related to pornography, Pan Shuai's intelligence level is definitely among the top ten of humankind.

But faced with Lu Li's candid admission, Pan Shuai became insecure.

"Wait a minute! Let me think about it."

Tsk, why is Lao Lu so calm about something like this?

That shouldn't be happening!

Pan Shuai understood; Lao Lu was just using a smokescreen!

His real purpose in showing up at the women's lingerie store was far more terrifying than that!

Therefore, he would rather admit that he planned to take a female college student born in the 2000s on a trip than let her know his real purpose!

Therefore, female college students do not exist!

So here's the question.

Old Lu, a mature 28-year-old man, stood alone in front of a women's lingerie store, hesitating.

What is his purpose?

The next moment, Pan Shuai had an idea.

The way he looked at Lu Li changed.

He instinctively reached for a cigarette, but remembering that smoking was prohibited in the mall, he resisted the urge.

He looked around, then suddenly lowered his voice, "Old Lu, I know you're under a lot of pressure, but is it really necessary to go this far?"

Lu Li was confused. "What are you trying to say?"

Pan Shuai stared at him intently. "Old Lu, when did you start liking to wear women's underwear? That's a perverted act!"

Lu Li: "???"

What the hell are you talking about?

(End of this chapter)