Unconventional blind dates

Chapter 96 Young Master Lu, Long Time No See

Lu Li leaned over and took a few glances.

That was a QQ group with 2000 members; currently, the number of members is 1972 out of 2000.

The group name is also strange—"Hero Supporters Club".

Lu Li couldn't help but complain, "This is such a disgusting trend. If I were in charge, I would have banned the group first."

Why would someone be called a "hero" for no reason?

What if it's a case of double-crossing and internal cover-up? Wouldn't that be a slap in the face

There's just too much information these days, so as a "pure mainland Chinese," Lu Li sticks to her gossip-loving nature.

That means just watching the show without getting involved.

Until the official announcement of the results, he will not make any comments or tell anyone his thoughts.

Yawning, Lu Li shrank back. "Let's just focus on fishing. Fishing is supposed to be about clearing your mind and relaxing your soul. There's no need to make yourself miserable."

These days, everything is constantly changing, and with so many things to do (referring to slacking off at work and staying home like a corpse, occasionally taking on side jobs to save the world and trying to survive), he doesn't have the time to distinguish between truth and falsehood.

If you take sides and start criticizing without understanding anything, then you're just a keyboard warrior.

Otherwise, with his current skill level, he should have no problem being a "Punisher" or "Daredevil" or something like that.

But it's not worth it.

I fished for a while longer, but still no fish took the bait.

"unlucky!"

Lu Li cursed, "Playing chess with a bunch of lousy chess players has brought me bad luck. Otherwise, there's no reason why I wouldn't be able to catch any fish!"

"..." Pan Shuai was speechless. "Old Lu, I'm usually the one who blames my teammates when we're playing games, why are you blaming them when we're fishing?"

He slapped his forehead. "I get it now. No wonder you don't play team games. You're afraid you'll blame your teammates and then you won't be able to laugh at me."

"You don't understand at all." Lu Li looked at him with a mocking gaze. "Who told you that you can't blame others in a single-player game? Blame the dealer for dealing bad cards, blame your opponent for using a smurf account to smurf, blame your computer specs for being bad, blame your network for being bad, blame yourself for being in bad form. There are so many things to blame."

"..." Pan Shuai gave a thumbs up, "You're still the best."

He turned to look at Luo Hao, who had been silently smoking, and asked, "Hey Ritian, what's wrong with you now?"

Luo Hao sighed, "The day before yesterday, our boss was scolding us for not being aggressive enough. He said how could young people not work hard? He even planned to lay me off. I never expected that he would be taken down by that female warrior last night."

"The thought of another man spending his money, sleeping with his wife, and even aborting his children makes me..."

He suddenly moved like a turtle—he couldn't hold it in any longer, "I just couldn't help but burst out laughing! Haha~~"

Pan Shuai: "."

Hao Liang: "."

"I give you a perfect score for your schadenfreude." Lu Li chuckled. "Hmm?"

But he immediately noticed the "whoosh" point.

"Ritian, how do you know it was a woman who did the killing? Is this some kind of hidden fantasy in your repressed mind?"

"Stop talking nonsense!" Luo Hao spat. "I saw it with my own eyes, how could I not know?"

Then, with a look of longing, he said, "She is a peerless martial artist who can leap across rooftops and walk on walls. She is dressed in black ancient-style cloth and wears a bamboo hat."

Lu Li was speechless. "Are you reciting lyrics? And they even rhyme."

"I'm serious!" Luo Hao said very solemnly, "And she's also carrying an oil-paper umbrella! Inside the umbrella handle is a long sword!"

"Last night, the boss insisted on having a team-building activity with us. Because I was working overtime and arrived late, I didn't drink. So they asked me to take the boss home."

"After dropping him off at his doorstep, I slipped away, but halfway there I remembered I'd left my house keys in his car, so I rushed back to get them. That's when I saw him."

Luo Hao gripped the fishing rod and made a sword-drawing gesture, "Whoosh! Umbrella Sword!"

"There was a loud 'clang'! At the same time, a blinding white light flashed! My boss collapsed! He even managed to say something before he fell!"

Pan Shuai perked up, "Could it be 'The Swift Sword'?"

"No." Luo Hao shook his head, his expression serious. "He said, 'Why the hell are these lights so blinding? Which idiot is using high beams?'"

Lu Li: "."

Pan Shuai: "."

Hao Liang: "."

What the hell is this?!

The atmosphere is completely ruined!

But Luo Hao hadn't finished speaking when he saw the female warrior leap up to the rooftop and disappear.

Pan Shuai opened his mouth and asked, "How tall are the buildings in your boss's apartment complex?"

"The twenty-ninth floor, I suppose," Luo Hao said with absolute certainty. "Lightness skill! It's definitely lightness skill, no doubt about it!"

"How could there really be such a thing as 'lightness skill' in the world?" Pan Shuai was the one who didn't believe it.

But seeing Luo Hao's confident expression, he couldn't help but start to doubt himself.

So he turned to Lu Li and asked, "Old Lu, there shouldn't be any martial arts like those in novels, movies, or TV dramas in this world, right?"

"It's hard to say, hard to say." Lu Li shrugged. "I've never seen it, how would I know?"

Well, actually, there really is.

And Lu Li really does know how!

But what could he say?

Are you suggesting he say, "Actually, I'm the kind of one-in-a-million master hiding among you"?

Otherwise, people will either think he's crazy or that he's joking.

We can't exactly make him perform in front of the three brothers, can we?

That's ridiculous.

"Sigh," Hao Liang shook his head and sighed, "The world is getting more and more chaotic, but compared to foreign countries, it is still safer in China."

Lu Li scoffed, "None of us brothers have ever done anything illegal or disorderly. If you haven't done anything wrong during the day, you won't be afraid of ghosts knocking at your door at night. That kind of thing only exists in the news; it has nothing to do with us."

He has actually done illegal and disorderly things.

However, that was all before the worldview was reset, and he never actually did it under this normal worldview.

And I don't plan to do it.

"Besides, it's not necessarily about chivalry. But even if it's revenge or double-crossing, it's none of our business. All of us brothers have been poor peasants for three generations, except for Pan Shuai, whose family are rich peasants."

"Someone like us wouldn't get involved in that kind of thing. Instead of discussing those irrelevant things, we might as well just focus on fishing."

After thinking about it, the group realized they were right.

Pan Shuai chuckled, "To be honest, that's true. If there were really someone with social standing among us, he wouldn't be fishing here with us."

So everyone happily continued fishing, and chatted about their work and family troubles.

Time flew by and it was already six o'clock in the afternoon.

A group of four people warmly welcomed the Air Force.

They weren't exactly air force failures, but at least Lu Li caught a rain boot and Pan Shuai caught a plastic Coke bottle.

Finally, the four of them each bought a sea bass and happily went home.

After dropping the other three off at home, Lu drove his BMW home.

The sky darkened in no time.

Then a light drizzle began to fall.

After parking the car, Lu Li walked back to the store at the entrance of the community to pick up the package.

After picking up his package, he walked home humming a song in the drizzle.

Perhaps because of the rain, and also because it was the weekend, there were almost no neighbors in the neighborhood who usually went out for a stroll to cool off.

When Lu Li reached his own front door, he sensed that something was wrong.

Why is my neighbor's door open?

He quietly crept closer and peeked into the house.

Then he saw it.

A long-haired woman dressed in black ancient costume slowly pulled a slender, sharp longsword from the throat of the pot-bellied middle-aged man.

Then she shook the blood off the sword and gracefully inserted it back into the handle of the oil-paper umbrella.

Then she turned around and her eyes met Lu Li's.

This is indeed a girl.

And it's very beautiful.

She has a small, oval face, a delicate and straight nose, and slightly pursed pink lips. Her originally sexy almond-shaped eyes reveal a heroic spirit.

Lu Li, his face full of honesty and guile, his eyes unfocused, groped around, "Is anyone there? Is anyone there?"

He paused, then continued talking to himself, "Looks like nobody's home. Honestly, why didn't they lock the door if nobody's home?"

Then he closed the door and turned to run back to his own home!

Good heavens!

I was saying there was no way I'd run into one while I was fishing, and then this damn thing happened!

Is it really necessary to be this unlucky?!

The next moment, the neighbor's door was pushed open.

"stop!"

Hearing the commotion behind him, Lu Li turned around helplessly. "Miss, we're complete strangers. Why don't you just ignore me and let it go? I really won't call the police, you have to believe me!"

This is a society governed by the rule of law, and a world with a normal worldview. He really doesn't want his peaceful life to be disrupted.

But if the woman really tried to attack, Lu Li had no choice but to cripple her and then take her to the police station.

Upon seeing Lu Li's face and hearing his words, the woman in ancient costume was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously tucked a stray strand of hair from her temple behind her ear.

Then she gave a cold laugh, "Should I call you Young Master Lu, or Hero Lu, or Young Master Lu? Or... Master?"

Lu Li was stunned. "Huh?"

Who are you? Do I know you?

(End of this chapter)