Unconventional blind dates

"Huh? You don't want to see me?"

Lu Li felt a pang of loss, then overjoyed. "Shall I leave?"

After he finished speaking, his joy turned into disappointment.

His first sense of loss stemmed from his lustful nature.

He was overjoyed because he was timid.

As for the subsequent sense of loss... perhaps lust was more important than cowardice.

perhaps.

Luo Qianning slowly shook her head. "You can leave."

Bang bang bang—!

As soon as she finished speaking, she started banging her head on the table again.

This female demon is definitely very problematic!

Lu Li didn't want to waste any more words, so he quickly got up and prepared to leave.

Luo Qianning was a little anxious, and a long string of words came out as soon as she opened her mouth.

"I hate you! I've never paid any attention to you! I want a car and a house! I don't want to have your kids! You have to do the housework and cook! You can't smoke, drink, or play games! Get out of here!!!"

Lu Li opened his mouth, but couldn't recover for a moment.

He was deeply shocked!

So even female monsters can be this vulgar?

I still think Miss White smells better.

Besides, this Miss Luo seems to be a fan of Minotaur characters, so let's just grant her wish.

"I'm planning to sell my house and car. I can't live without smoking and drinking every day (don't follow my example). I not only play games, but I also spend a lot of money on in-game purchases. I can't cook and I never do housework. I must have kids. If I get married, my wife will have to have at least eleven kids. I want to form a football team. By the way, I also like to beat up my partner when I have nothing to do."

After saying all that in one breath, Lu Li shrugged, took out a cigarette and lit it. "Since we have such big differences, let's not waste any more time. Go back the way you came. I believe you will meet someone better who can definitely meet your requirements."

After saying that, he turned to leave.

Then Luo Qianning grabbed his arm.

Luo Qianning frowned slightly, tears welling in her eyes, and pressed him back down with force.

Then she took out her phone, opened the voice reading and writing software, and started typing frantically, then had the electronic voice read it aloud.

What I mean is, don't go.

The electronic voice always has a very calm tone.

Lu Li suddenly realized what was happening.

He turned and sat down, tentatively asking, "Miss Luo, is what you actually meant the opposite of what you said?"

Luo Qianning's heterochromatic eyes lit up, and she nodded repeatedly.

Lu Li: "..."

It's really a big joke in the world!

Is this even possible?

However, to be fair, his DNA has started working again.

Imagine you're holding her, and she's blushing, her eyes are glazed, and she says, with a slight wheeze, "I hate you! Let go of me! I'm not sleeping with you!"

But her body is still actively cooperating with you, even hugging you back, and the hug is getting tighter and tighter...

Just thinking about it made Lu Li feel like she couldn't handle it.

No! I can't think about it anymore! I need to think about Miss Bai's gentleness and thoughtfulness!

Luo Qianning didn't see his expression; she looked down and continued typing away on her phone.

I possess the ability to "reverse degrees." Whatever I say will have the opposite result. This is fine if it's just based on thinking, but it can also reverse some common-sense perceptions.

Lu Li instantly switched from lecherous mode to cowardly mode.

His intelligence is once again taking over.

So this is why some common sense is reversed in reality?

He stroked his chin, lost in thought.

So the traffic lights were distorted, so people rested during the day and went to work at night, and so on.

But she can definitely control it, only the scope of her control.

At the very least, Lu Li didn't believe she was completely out of control.

She's a powerful demon over 150 million years old; how could she not control her own abilities?

Moreover, upon closer examination, her abilities are truly terrifying.

If she said, "Humans can breathe air normally," does that mean that all humans in the world are unable to breathe normally?

Think carefully.

Lu Li suddenly became serious, "So what do you want from me? Don't tell me you really want to go on a blind date with me."

Of course, I really want to go on blind dates.

Luo Qianning continued typing into her phone.

I've liked you for a long time, Mr. Lu, because you are special.

"Special?" Lu Li rubbed his chin. "What makes me special?"

When we are young, we all think we are the chosen one, the most special one.

If he were ten or more years younger, he would think the same way.

Unfortunately, he is already twenty-eight.

Now, I'm too lazy to even play games like I used to do keyboard battles with people when I was younger.

Now, he blocks other players as soon as he enters the game.

You are special.

Is it that she can't say or doesn't want to say? Lu Li wasn't sure.

Could it be that I, Lu, am not actually human?

Lu Li had a sudden inspiration, took out his phone, opened the dating app, and went to the "My" page.

His information is inside.

Name: Lu Li

Gender: Male

Age: 28 years old

[Race: Homo sapiens, family Hominidae, class Mammalia]

[Personality Traits: Strives to achieve goals, but may give up when faced with insurmountable difficulties; somewhat complacent yet driven by desires; works towards better outcomes but also considers the worst-case scenario. Will act boldly if the worst outcome is acceptable; otherwise, will remain inactive.]

[Ability: None]

Lu Li nodded. I, Lu, am indeed a true and upright human being.

The "Ability: None" option is a classic example.

Putting away his phone and looking up, Lu Li propped his chin on his hand. "Okay, fine, I guess I'm special. Why would you be interested in me? And what's this dating app? There seems to be a big age gap between us, and do you know Bai Muli?"

Luo Qianning continued typing on her phone.

Mr. Lu, let me explain point by point.

First of all, does liking someone need a reason? Initially, I only started paying attention to you because you were special, but can't feelings develop over time? I'm just a little older than you; age is not a problem at all.

As for Bai Muli... I know her. Even among demons, she's one of the most dangerous.

Lu Li's eye twitched.

This is a big problem.

Miss Luo seemed to say a lot, but in reality, she said nothing at all.

Why is Lu so special?

Why don't dating apps mention this?

Older? Probably a hundred million.

But in the end, Lu Li cared more about this matter.

After all, in his mind, Miss Bai was the gentle and considerate type.

They were just a little too enthusiastic, which Lu couldn't quite handle.

And they did indeed know each other.

"I don't quite understand what you mean by saying Bai Muli is the most dangerous type."

Luo Qianning nodded and continued typing on her phone.

[As yokai live longer, they gradually become lazy. Moreover, yokai that live long, besides being powerful, rarely cause trouble. At our level, we generally don't fight other yokai or attack humans; after all, relatively speaking, we are practically gods.]

We only become interested when encountering humans or extraordinary beings of considerable strength. However, if everyone's strength is roughly equal, we won't truly use our full power, as no one wants to be seriously injured and put in danger.

Therefore, if one side in a fight indicates they no longer wish to continue, the other side will also stop. This is the wisdom of the immortal race.

But Bai Muli is different.

Luo Qianning's expression was somewhat solemn.

[She's the monster that gives me the most headaches. This one is capricious, seemingly gentle and peace-loving, but actually a terrifying creature. If you don't do what she wants, she'll blast your target to smithereens. Moreover, she's ruthless in achieving her goals, possesses extremely bizarre abilities, is top-tier in physical combat, and, besides, is insane.]

Lu Li's heart stirred, and he quickly pressed for details, "I would like to hear more."

Luo Qianning sighed.

[She saw no living beings, or rather, everything in the world appeared to her as the same fleshy growth, and she distinguished things only through her sense of smell and hearing. Except... you.]

So, Mr. Lu, now you know why she's so obsessed with you. In her world, you're the only one who's "alive." She can only see you. That's why she'll stop at nothing to get you. But her power will destroy your world.

She looked up at Lu Li.

She possesses the ability to dream, not only of others but also of herself.

She can connect with the "dreams" of all living beings and even inanimate objects she has come into contact with. As long as she doesn't die in the dream world, she will never die, and within the dream world, she can do anything she wants. Moreover, she can switch between dreams and reality, and... everyone whose dream she obtains becomes her seed, which she can use as nourishment to nurture another version of herself.

Mr. Lu, now you understand what she's trying to do.

Lu Li didn't speak.

He remembered what Miss Bai had said in the dream world.

"I want to create a world where only you and I are together forever."

Thinking about it now, it really is terrifying.

Those different Miss Bai... are actually the fruits of seeds blossoming.

If what she said really comes true... wouldn't that be like "The Matrix," where besides Lu Li, there would only be Bai Muli, who has seven billion dollars?

Lu Li shivered.

However, he astutely noticed a problem.

If this is Bai Muli's goal...

What is the purpose of this Miss Luo in front of me?