Unconventional blind dates

Chapter 85 Unfortunately, the world will reset.

Lu Li, sitting in the audience, was stunned. "Was it really that exciting?"

A greasy, middle-aged man with slicked-back hair glanced at him and sneered, "Young man, new to the game? Looks like you don't know much. Heh."

His expression.

His tone.

His final "Heh" clearly revealed his mockery and disdain.

Lu Li was completely bewildered.

Who are you sending it to?

Believe it or not, I'll stab you to death.

Unfortunately, Lu's values ​​did not allow him to do that.

Or perhaps you haven't gotten used to it yet.

He is, after all, only human.

So he ignored the guy, but secretly marked him in his mind.

On stage, the actress's performance continued.

"By the way, your station director has already run away home to reunite with his family, right? If you're watching TV, listen up, your husband has a secret stash of over 30 million yuan in bribes he's taken, which he hasn't told you about."

"How many people have I slept with? I can't remember, but there must have been seven or eight. But it's not really that interesting. Now all the guys are young and fresh-faced men who want to latch onto me."

"A salary of over 100 million? Ha, the actual amount I received was only a little over 10 million. I just made a commission."

"Money laundering, what else can it be? It's not unusual for listed company owners to try every means to siphon money from the company into their own pockets. They can sell the shares when the time is up and make another killing."

"Tax evasion? That's laughable. Do you know that individual income tax is much higher than corporate tax? Individual income tax can be as high as 50%, while corporate tax is only a little over 10%, and there are various tax deductions available."

"You don't actually think those big bosses buy cars and houses in their personal names, do you? They buy those things in the company's name because they're using them themselves anyway. They can also take advantage of the company and get tax deductions. Isn't that great?"

"As the boss, I only pay myself a one-dollar annual salary. How can you collect my income tax? Besides, I don't dare to make a fuss about having a young and beautiful wife. Even if I know about his various affairs, I can only tolerate it. Otherwise, all of that is premarital property. The only joint property after marriage is my one-dollar annual salary. Divorce? Do you want 50 cents?"

Lu Li kept recording with his phone, "Sparrows eating, sparrows eating."

He turned his head to look around. Everyone's expressions were calm. There was even a very pretty female guest who had taken off her shoes, crossed her legs, picked her nose with one hand and scratched her foot with the other, looking disdainful.

Seeing Lu Li's clueless expression, the greasy middle-aged man chuckled, "Never been in the entertainment industry before, huh?"

Lu Li nodded.

The middle-aged man shrugged. "Sigh, that's why I said you laymen just love to make a fuss over nothing."

He pointed at the actress on stage, "That little brat calls it a secret? Isn't that common knowledge in Beijing's entertainment circle?"

Lu Li cupped his hands in apology, "My apologies, may I ask who you are, elder brother?"

The man scoffed, "You don't even recognize me? Ha."

Just as the female celebrity finished speaking, this guy casually went up on stage.

Lu Li only realized who this person was after hearing the host's introduction.

This one is more heavyweight.

A leading figure among the fifth generation of directors, he particularly enjoys making films that seem to glorify but are actually full of ulterior motives.

Moreover, according to rumors, every leading or supporting actress in his movies has slept with him.

That's right, he never chooses the same leading or supporting actress in two movies.

Sure enough, this guy started pulling out all the stops as soon as he stepped on stage.

"First of all, I must admit that I was one of the people Miss Zhou Yu mentioned who had slept with her."

"Secondly, some people say I have a biased view, and I want to clarify that it's not a rumor."

The host also completely let loose.

But since you're already wearing a suit jacket on top and shorts and sandals on the bottom, what's there to be shy about?

He had done this before, but only in the summer when he was doing live news broadcasts.

But at that time, there was a table in front of us blocking the view, so we couldn't see it.

Moreover, he was wearing a short-sleeved shirt underneath, with only something around his neck that looked like a shirt tie.

But this is the first time I've dressed like this in front of a camera.

To be honest, it felt like opening the door to a new world.

And it's really great to be able to eat a lot of gossip.

There were rumors before, but now I can confirm it myself!

So he asked a question, "So you admit you're Gou Shanjian?"

"I still don't admit it. It's Director Xu who has a problem with his values. He's the one who's smuggling in his own ideas. I'm just considering it from an awards perspective. If I don't let Bai Nan be the lead, how am I supposed to go to Hollywood?"

"If I didn't pander to foreigners and make more films that smear our country and conform to their values, how could I win awards? Although I admit that I stir up trouble in my films, I don't accept your accusations of being shameless. Only a fool like Director Tsui would really think he's superior and needs to rely on the values ​​of the Ugly Country to save his ignorant people. That guy is the shameless one."

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His self-disclosure left the host speechless.

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The host, having run out of things to say, had no choice but to forcefully change the subject, "Do you have any other secrets you'd like to share?"

"Yes," the greasy middle-aged man chuckled. "Actually, I'm gay, and I prefer to be passive. I find it disgusting to sleep with actresses."

"Then why did you still..."

"I can't let anyone see through me, and I have to prove that I really do have connections in this industry. Actually, I feel like throwing up every time I see a woman's body."

"Is there anything else you'd like to say?"

"Can a policeman come and arrest me? I've done far too many illegal and disorderly things in my life."

He paused, then continued, "Of course it's not because I had a change of heart, it's just that I've done so many illegal and disorderly things and never been to jail, so I'm actually quite curious about what it's like inside."

Lu Li, sitting in the audience, silently recorded a video on his phone.

Although the world may reset, his values ​​have been shaken too much today.

Finally, after waiting for a long time, I even ate a boxed lunch on set at noon.

It wasn't until after 7 p.m. that it was finally Lu Li's turn.

As soon as he stepped onto the stage, the host's expression became noticeably more serious.

He must have received a message from the Super Spirit Bureau through his earpiece.

So he asked, "Mr. Lu, what secret do you have?"

"My secret? It's simple." Lu Li smiled slightly, "Actually, I've been married three times, and I've never been divorced."

The host remained unmoved, saying, "Many people have done this kind of thing; it's really nothing."

Lu Li: "None of my three wives, with whom I have registered marriages, are human."

Host: "A furry enthusiast?"

"You know a lot. But no, they're all female monsters, at least they maintain a human appearance in front of me, and they're really beautiful. There are even female ghosts among them." Lu Li grinned mischievously.

He's pretty much let go of that, since the world will reset anyway.

But to be honest, he could finally understand those people from before.

This feeling is really addictive.

It's like standing upside down naked in front of the whole world.

Although there was a sense of shame, the feeling of relief after letting go was like knowing you were holding in your pee and had reached your limit, and finally letting it out in bed.

Amidst the warmth and shame, there was also a sliver of reassurance.

Lu Li continued, "Oh, right, there's one more thing."

"Actually, if I were just handed over to those aliens, they wouldn't invade Earth. Maybe I should just surrender."

As soon as he said that, the expressions of the guests who had just made the revelation changed.

Cultivation-themed Romance Game

The future world.

Wang Junyi, who has never been in a relationship, enters a fantasy romance game.

Every boy dreams of dating a fairy, and he was no exception!

just

What should I do if there are too many fairies who want to date me?

PS: Recommended by a friend

(End of this chapter)