I'm really good at this.
Chapter 14 I'm Just a Director Passing By
"Three! Two! One! Action!"
At the production assistant's command, two vibrant urbanites met in the semi-open prop kitchen.
The handsome young actor was wearing an apron and pretending to cook, while the beautiful girl walked in from off-camera, pulling a suitcase, and then put it down.
Upon hearing the voice, the boy paused for a moment, then slowly turned around.
The two began to gaze deeply into each other's eyes.
"Card!"
With a roar, the man in the military overcoat sitting behind the monitor was furious.
This is a man with a wild and unrestrained hairstyle.
It might seem strange to describe a hairstyle as "unrestrained," and it might even make people wonder if the person ever failed their Chinese language exam.
But at this moment, only this idiom perfectly describes his hairstyle.
The man wasn't very old, probably in his early thirties, with a scruffy beard, and was wearing the same military overcoat as Zhang Hong.
It's obvious that he's the director of this TV series.
Right after he finished venting his anger, he stood up in a rage, but due to the surge of hot blood, he stumbled and almost fell.
Fortunately, someone nearby helped him up.
"Thanks."
"You're welcome."
Without even looking to see who answered him, he stormed off angrily.
Approaching them, he roared, "What the hell are you two acting like? Huh? I'm asking you! You two are a couple who haven't seen each other for months! Is this how you're supposed to act the moment you meet again after just getting back? Huh?!"
"And you two have been on and off since high school, finally getting together after overcoming so many hardships! Then you were immediately separated by work! This passionate affair... no! You were in the middle of a deep and intense relationship when you didn't see each other for months! Now that you've met again, is this the right state of affairs for you two?!"
He glanced back and saw the young man in casual clothes who had helped him up earlier.
He was clearly taken aback for a moment.
This guy, who's even more handsome than the male lead in his TV dramas... is he from his own production crew?
But seeing that no one else reacted, they must be from my own crew.
So he pointed at the handsome guy and said, "Hey you, tell them what it should be like for someone to spend all their youth dating and then get married!"
With such good looks, I wonder how many girls he's been the object of his youth...
At that moment, the director suddenly felt a pang of sadness.
The young man was taken aback, then replied with a wry smile, "Some people's youth is something they spend their whole lives longing for. I used to think I had a youth, but I never had a girl's youth. Now it seems that a person's youth can be nothing at all."
Director: "Really? I don't believe it."
He's so handsome! And he still says he's single?
These kinds of things are okay for girls to say, like flirty things like "I'm still a virgin today".
As he pondered, he fell silent; he was hurt.
A few seconds later, he offered a weak consolation to the young man: "Life can't be relived, but games can be restarted, so focus on playing games from now on."
He sighed and waved for the actress to move aside.
Then he stood opposite the male actor, snapped his fingers, and said, "Come on, now I'm the female lead, you start acting from the beginning."
The handsome, sunny guy was taken aback for a moment: "Huh?"
"What?! I'll teach you how to act!" The director glared at him, tossed the military overcoat he was wearing into the hands of the handsome guy standing next to him, stretched his limbs, and said, "Come on, let's do that scene again, starting with you saying your lines."
What can be done about that handsome, sunny guy?
He could only watch as the director, with his flowing hair and greasy face, forced a twisted, gentle smile and delivered lines that made him feel nauseous.
"Honey, why are you back?"
The next moment, he was dumbfounded.
The director dropped his suitcase, rushed over in a few strides, and then rocket-jumped onto him, wrapping his legs around his waist and his arms around his neck. He then swayed his body and head seductively, reciting lines that were sickeningly sweet:
"Honey~~~~ I miss you so much~~~~~~~"
vomit!!!!!!
Everyone on the film crew felt as if they had eaten shit.
Not to mention the male protagonist who stood there dumbfounded.
"What are you standing there for! Keep acting!" the director yelled at him, then grabbed his hand and held it against his thigh, right above his buttocks. "Damn it, we're supposed to be a couple having an affair after months apart! What's with this reaction? Can't you even handle this?!"
The handsome, sunny guy, fighting off nausea, cupped his thighs with both hands and gave a twisted smile: "Darling... I missed you so much..."
"Mmm~~~~~~~~~~ I miss you too~~~~~~~" The director continued to sway his alluring body against him, acting coquettishly, "I want kisses~~ cuddles~~ and dinner~~~~"
Five minutes later—
The director jumped off him, then grabbed the stunned actress and scolded her, "Did you understand?! That's how you young actors are, you have no common sense at all!"
As he spoke, he turned his back to the camera and walked towards it, muttering as he went, "Honestly, these young actors these days are getting worse and worse."
Ok?
The director, who had been grumbling as he walked towards the camera, suddenly brightened up.
He saw that the handsome young man who had been holding his military overcoat was now holding a small notebook and writing something down intently.
Only when he got closer did he realize that the kid was actually taking notes on the acting tips he had given to the two people earlier.
He muttered self-praise under his breath, such as "I see, I understand" and "No wonder he's a professional director."
This made him feel very happy.
Of course, it's because they encountered such a promising and eager learner, not because he was enjoying flattering them.
So he took the military overcoat from the handsome guy with a friendly smile, put it on, and said with a grin, "Want to go up and give it a try? If you do well, I'll arrange a role for you in my play."
"No, no." The handsome man waved his hand with a smile. "I'm just a complete novice. I don't know anything. How could I dare to cause trouble on your set? I'll leave now."
"Huh?" The director was taken aback. "You're not part of my crew?"
No wonder I've never seen this person before.
"No, I heard that a famous director is filming here, so I came to learn from him."
A study tour? A famous director... The director stroked his chin, grinning like a husky: "Oh? So what did you learn?"
He used to be ridiculed as a flop director, but this is the first time someone has seen his talent beyond his appearance!
He couldn't help but feel a sense of connection, like finding a kindred spirit amidst towering mountains and flowing water.
"I understand how to be a director now." The handsome guy smiled so brightly, so warmly, it almost blinded the director. "A director is someone who guides actors in their performances. I completely understand now, thank you."
He bowed to the director with utmost respect.
Then he looked up and said, "I still don't know your honorable name?"
"No problem, no problem, my name is Li Hua." Director Li Hua waved his hand with a smile.
Then he paused, suddenly realizing something was wrong.
He hurriedly called out to the handsome man who was turning to leave: "Wait! How do you know I'm a famous director if you don't know who I am? Who are you anyway?!"
The handsome man turned around and smiled slightly: "I'm just an unknown amateur director passing by, please don't remember me."
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