Reborn to prepare for the college entrance exam, you're letting me retire and make a comeback?
Chapter 36: Whether Tang Sanzang was tempted in the Women's Kingdom was known only to the White
"Old man, you're not serious."
Lu Qian once again sent his sincere greetings to the system.
Needless to say, I have to criticize this time.
[Sing a song for all the universally acknowledged beautiful girls in the school within 24 hours]
Making a young, unmarried man sing for all the pretty girls in the school...
Listen to this, is this something a human would do?
"It's really not easy to earn this 10,000 yuan..." Lu Qian thought to himself.
He subconsciously glanced around the slightly noisy study room.
Let alone the whole school, in this classroom right now, besides Lin Shuyue in the front row, Su Yuwei at a 45-degree angle to the left, and the literature and art committee member Li Ting, there are at least two or three other girls who meet the standard of "generally recognized pretty girls".
How do you do this? Are you going to go up to each of them and sing "Conquer"?
The scene was so beautiful that Lu Qian felt he might as well not have the money after just imagining it.
Lu Qian thought to himself, "Although the system did give me a list of all the pretty girls in the school, I can't exactly take the list and go to the girls' classrooms one by one to call them out for karaoke, can I?"
If he did that, he'd probably be treated like a pervert and sent straight to the moral education department...
Just as he was considering whether or not to take on the task, a familiar melody drifted into the classroom through the window.
"What brought tears to my eyes wasn't just the alcohol from last night..."
"What makes me reluctant to leave is not just your gentleness..."
"..."
"Walk with me on the streets of Chengdu, until all the lights go out, and we don't stop..."
It's Zhao Lei's "Chengdu".
The familiar music brought Lu Qian back to countless summer memories.
The song "Chengdu" is a must-play song on almost every school radio station.
In addition, pieces such as "Canon" and "Moonlight Sonata" are songs that are played in every school during breaks, accompanying generations of people through their youth.
Lu Qian's eyes lit up instantly, as if he had seen a guiding light in the endless darkness.
"Oh right, how could I forget that? Jiangcheng No. 1 High School has a broadcasting station!"
"And Zhang Qian seems to be the announcer in charge of the radio station. With our relationship, we could make a move..." Lu Qian suddenly had an idea.
If I could sneak into the school radio station and sing a song over the loudspeaker, wouldn't that be the same as getting all the "pretty girls" in the school at once?
Although there is suspicion of cheating, the system only requires the audience to hear clearly, but it does not stipulate that they must be face-to-face!
But not now, the radio is still playing music normally, we need to find a suitable time.
I can either wait until after class to find an opportunity to contact Zhang Qian by phone, or I can go directly to the entrance of the broadcasting station to wait for her and see if I can "go through the back door" to borrow some equipment.
Just as he was thinking this, Zhang Liu suddenly nudged him.
"Dried bird?"
"Brother Qian, I just rewatched Journey to the West on my phone... The journey to the West is right under your feet. I see you've been indulging in women lately. Don't get stuck in the Women's Kingdom before you reach the shore."
"..."
Lu Qian immediately realized that he had become too popular with women after his rebirth. So this little Liu was just being a sour grapes and was subtly criticizing him.
That's true. If he saw his buddy suddenly having a lot of female admirers, he would probably chirp like that too.
He then replied with a smile, "Actually, Tang Sanzang almost couldn't get past the Queen of the Women's Kingdom. At the last moment, the Queen asked Tang Sanzang if he would marry her, and Tang Sanzang said yes. As a result, the White Dragon Horse took off running as soon as it heard the word 'ride'."
"?"
Zhang Liu understood immediately.
Good idea.
Does Tang Sanzang know that this is how you read Journey to the West?
However, whether Tang Sanzang was truly tempted at the time is something only the White Dragon Horse knows...
As for the reason... men all understand.
Then, subconsciously, he replied, "Actually, when Sun Shangxiang was to marry Liu Bei, she was unwilling. But Liu Bei told her, 'My second brother is invincible.' So Sun Shangxiang married Liu Bei. Only after marrying him did she realize that Liu Bei's second brother was Guan Yu."
"6!"
"Wow, no wonder he's Sixth Brother." Chen Ming, who sat at the back of the table, leaned over and said, "He's a master. Only our Little Six could come up with such an abstract joke."
Lu Qian then noticed that the two of them were talking a bit loudly. Not only Chen Ming, but even the literature and art committee member Li Ting was already giggling with her best friend.
She pursed her lips. These are all tired old jokes from the internet, why are they still praising them?
Oh, it's 2014 now, that's alright then.
These memes weren't that famous back then, so saying them would definitely make people laugh for a while.
"Ring ring—!"
Amidst laughter and playful banter, the crisp sound of the end-of-get out of class bell suddenly rang, shattering the tranquility of the study room.
Study time is over, lunch break is here.
"Phew, get out of class is finally over..." A group of senior high school students breathed a sigh of relief.
The classroom instantly came alive with the sounds of people packing up their things.
Lu Qian quickly packed his schoolbag and naturally walked over to Lin Shuyue, who was still sipping her milk tea.
"A stunning beauty."
He tapped on her desk: "What are your plans for lunch today? School cafeteria or home?"
"Hmm?"
Lin Shuyue raised her head, a little milk tea stain still on the corner of her mouth.
I subconsciously stuck out my pink tongue and licked it off; it was milky white.
The girl thought for a moment, then said softly, "Hmm... I'm fine with anything, it's up to you. Wherever you go, I'll go."
Looking at her obedient appearance, Lu Qian wondered why such a good girl would become a lawyer later.
After thinking for a moment, he said, "I didn't go home last night, so I'll go home around noon today to let you know I'm safe and to get some rest. I have an exam this afternoon."
His main concern was that his family would worry, and he also didn't know if his father had come home yet.
"Oh... okay."
Although Lin Shuyue was a little disappointed that she couldn't stay with Lu Qian any longer, she also felt that it made sense.
The girl nodded obediently: "Then will you take me home?"
"OK."
The two walked out of the classroom side by side and blended into the crowd of students leaving school.
Lu Qian naturally took the not-too-heavy canvas backpack from Lin Shuyue and slung it over his shoulder.
Lin Shuyue held the cup of baby milk tea, taking small sips with a satisfied smile on her face.
Walking along the tree-lined paths of the campus on a summer afternoon, sunlight filters through the leaves, casting dappled patterns of light.
Lu Qian soon discovered that there were quite a few male and female students walking side by side on campus like them.
Some were just chatting and laughing, while others seemed more intimate, and a few bolder couples even secretly held hands in a corner where there weren't many teachers around.
"It seems Jiangcheng really doesn't care much about puppy love..." Lu Qian sighed.
This is somewhat similar to the atmosphere of some high schools in his memory, more than ten years later, or even in 2025.
There's nothing we can do; times are changing, and so are our perspectives.
Campus romances, which were once considered a scourge, seem to have become more understandable under certain pressures.
As long as nothing goes wrong, the school can only turn a blind eye.
With population growth already this low, if we continue to prevent people from dating, they might really end up single for life.
So a saying circulated afterward:
"The biggest benefit of going to university for students is finding a partner."
This statement, while somewhat subjective, still holds some truth.
after all……
Does anyone from a good family actually learn anything when they go to college?
If you don't date in college, are you just waiting to be set up on blind dates after graduation?
Anyway, back in the era before Lu Qian's rebirth, there were probably more people of the opposite sex holding hands in school than in university.
"Young Master Lu, how did your review for those three subjects go this afternoon?"
"Taking the exam without any preparation."
"It fits your persona perfectly."
"Did I arrange it like this?"
"...A little."
The two chatted casually about the exam and their studies, and soon walked out of the school gate.
The school gate was bustling with activity, and the aromas of various food stalls mingled together.
In 2014, the street vendor economy was not yet popular. Everywhere you looked, there were vendors selling takoyaki, egg and meat burgers, etc. Although the prices were not high, the taste was still very good.
This is perhaps what the campus atmosphere is all about.
Lu Qian's gaze swept across the parking area, searching for his new car.
Soon, he saw his beloved car.
At the same time, he saw several boys in school uniforms surrounding his will-o'-the-wisp, pointing and gesturing with envy.
"Holy crap! This car is so cool! Look at the exhaust pipes, the decals!"
"Yeah, yeah, look at those rims, they're so cool! If I had one of those, my life would be complete!"
"This is every man's dream! I really want it!"
"I wonder whose car it is, it's so stylish!"
"..."
Hearing the somewhat childish yet passionate praise from these teenagers, Lu Qian and Lin Shuyue both smiled.
It was easy to see from the burning gazes of the teenagers that they truly loved this Ghost Fire vehicle.
The expressions were a bit too exaggerated, and Lu Qian wondered if these people's saliva would stick to his car the next moment.
He quickly walked over, and under the surprised gazes of several students, calmly took out his car keys from his pocket and pressed a button.
"Beep beep!"
A crisp unlocking sound rang out, and the car lights flashed twice.
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