Reborn to prepare for the college entrance exam, you're letting me retire and make a comeback?

Boom!

Grandpa Wang is numb.

He couldn't understand why a young boy with a ghostly fire would want to compete with him, a man in his nineties, for the adorable tree.

You're not old yet, why are you trying to steal a tree from an old man like me?

His movements suddenly froze, and he slowly turned his neck, his cloudy eyes glancing behind him.

Under the old locust tree, a smart young man in school trousers was imitating his posture in a very serious manner, his back pressed firmly against the rough bark.

It looks just like Kun Kun's Iron Two Lean.

"Plagiarism! This is clearly plagiarism!"

"This young man's posture is completely unprofessional!"

Grandpa Wang forgot to turn the walnuts he had been playing with for thirty years, and these two sentences flashed through his mind instantly.

There was no way around it; the sight of this will-o'-the-wisp boy crashing into a tree was even more eerie than the weasel worshipping the moon that he had seen at the village entrance eighty years ago!

"Everyone says monkeys aren't allowed to become spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China. You little brat, you secretly broke that rule, didn't you?!"

Of course, it wasn't just Old Wang who was shocked; the other old men also stared wide-eyed.

The white-bearded old man practicing Tai Chi is frozen in time with the image of a white crane spreading its wings.

The fans held by the middle-aged women dancing in the square fell to the ground with a thud.

The old man patting the tree had his hand suspended in mid-air.

The only sound in the air was the rustling of leaves in the wind.

Until an elderly man jogging by passed by and glanced at Lu Qian.

Then he slowly raised a thumbs up: "Awesome."

Continue running away.

Only then did they realize what was happening, and they all gave Lu Qian a thumbs up: "Awesome!"

"..."

Lu Qian remained silent, but bumped into the tree again.

[Ding; Successfully crashed into a tree!]

[Strength and Resilience +1! Endurance +1!]

"Great job!" he thought to himself.

The feedback of having attribute points credited so quickly is really great!

"With this system, who would still want a gym membership?" Lu Qian thought to himself with delight.

Endurance and such... the more the better for men!

Thinking of this, he suddenly felt motivated again, pulled in his stomach and straightened his back, and prepared to deliver another powerful blow.

result……

"No way, Lu Qian, you...you're really crashing into a tree?!"

"Hahaha, I thought you were lying to me last night, it's hilarious!"

A silvery laugh suddenly erupted behind him.

Like a gust of wind rustling through the treetops, it startled the birds in the sky, scattering yellow leaves all over the ground.

"Holy crap, that sound..."

Hearing the sound behind him, Lu Qian almost fell to the ground.

That's it, the real company is doomed.

He wouldn't care if older folks saw him, but if his peers saw him...

How am I ever going to find a partner again?!

Just like how people with many friends might secretly take a taxi in the morning and chat about life with a stranger, Lu Qian also felt that it was better to do the tree-crashing incident in front of strangers.

It would be so embarrassing to be seen by people my own age.

After all, people in the same circle don't want others to see them make a fool of themselves.

So when he realized he'd been discovered, a chill ran down his spine, and he quickly turned to look behind him...

In the morning light, Lin Shuyue stood there gracefully.

Her smooth black hair was tied into a ponytail, and her refreshing sportswear accentuated the budding curves of her youthful figure.

In the morning light, a pair of bright, lively eyes were full of energy, as if they could steal one's soul.

At that moment, the girl was clutching her stomach with one hand and holding her phone high in the other.

The little red dot on the camera, like the eye of a demon, flashed and pointed at Lu Qian.

"Lin Shuyue?!"

Seeing Qingmei standing behind him, snapping photos with her phone, Lu Qian was stunned: "What are you doing here?"

This is practically a public execution!

Good heavens, and the person he saw was none other than his childhood sweetheart, whom he least wanted to see.

Even if other people his age saw him, they might just say something like, "He must have taken the wrong medicine today," and laugh for a while at most.

But if Lin Shuyue saw it, she would probably be laughed at by her childhood sweetheart for the rest of her life.

Sin ah.

At this moment, Lu Qian finally understood why people suddenly wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into—it was too embarrassing.

"Of course I'm here to see if you're bumping into trees!"

Hearing Lu Qian's words, Lin Shuyue smiled sweetly and hummed, "You told me that last night, how would I know you weren't lying to me if I didn't come and see for myself today?"

These words were spoken with such conviction that Lu Qian was unable to refute them for a moment.

"No way, who would be so kind as to come here at six in the morning to watch a handsome guy crash into a tree?" Lu Qian couldn't hold back anymore.

Although you spoke with such conviction, and although you are very beautiful, but...

"Give me your phone, delete the photos!"

Lu Qian suddenly pounced on him.

"I won't give it to you!"

Lin Shuyue seemed to have anticipated his move, and nimbly jumped back to dodge, her high ponytail swinging in the air.

Hehe, the sneak attack failed.

She waved her phone like she was waving a victory flag, her smile wide and her eyes almost disappearing: "Lu Qian, I'm saving this photo. Even if you bring out the Chocolate Hills, it won't work this time. I'm going to treasure this epic footage for the rest of my life!"

I'm so happy that I've accidentally collected so much dirt on Lu Qian!

"Okay, you..."

Seeing Lin Shuyue's arrogance, Lu Qian stopped ramming the tree and rushed over, shouting, "Stop!"

"Come chase me~ Hehehe~"

The two then began a cat-and-mouse game, chasing after the stunned Grandpa Wang and the old locust tree.

The morning light, like shattered gold foil, spread across the track. A boy chased after a white figure in front of him, and when the girl turned around and smiled, the hem of her dress fluttered, her ponytail swept through the morning breeze, and their shadows intertwined behind them, forming a youthful loop.

Looking at the young man and woman who resembled kindergarten students, Grandpa Wang sighed, "It's like seeing my three-year-old grandson still sleeping in late..."

The two chased each other for a while, and just as Lu Qian's fingers were about to hook the hem of Lin Shuyue's clothes, an old man with a white beard who was taking a walk with a cane blocked Lu Qian's pursuit.

"Wow!"

Lu Qian slammed on the brakes, almost crashing into something.

Sensing the commotion, the old man turned to look at Lu Qian, then shook his head and continued to sway forward step by step.

Nonsence.

Young people these days are so naive.

Seeing that he couldn't avoid the old man no matter which way he looked, Lu Qian said, "Sir, could you please walk a little faster?"

The old man said, "How can a man say 'fast'?"

"???"

I was completely stunned by the old man's philosophical rhetorical question.

Is this the important point?!

In that split second of hesitation, Lin Shuyue, like a little mouse that had stolen some oil, darted away with a smile, even turning back to wave her guilty phone screen at him.

Outrageous provocation.

Seeing that he couldn't catch up, Lu Qian, panting heavily, had no choice but to put his hands on his hips, point at the will-o'-the-wisp parked by the roadside, and shout to the girl, "Hey, Lin Shuyue, I found a will-o'-the-wisp today, want a ride?"

Since brute force isn't working, let's try some tricks.

"Huh? That car is yours?"

Lin Shuyue's gaze was then firmly drawn to the cool Hellfire.

Under the sunlight, that red and black flame was utterly overwhelming to teenagers.

"Wow!"

She jogged over, her fingertips carefully touching the cold gas tank cap, her big eyes sparkling: "Lu Qian, is this really yours? Where did you get it? It's so cool!"

The girl's eyes were like the stars in the sky, blinking and blinking.

It's obvious at a glance that this cabbage is about to be eaten by pigs.

"Isn't he handsome?"

Lu Qian's vanity was greatly satisfied, and he smugly patted the back seat: "Get in, I'll take you for a ride!"

"Really?" Lin Shuyue exclaimed in surprise, then narrowed her eyes slyly. "I don't believe you'd be so kind. Are you going to make demands of me now? That video..."

"Delete it first!" Lu Qian spread his hands. "Otherwise, there's no room for discussion!"

"No way! It would be such a waste to delete it..."

Lin Shuyue pouted, her eyes darting around like a mischievous little fox: "I'm going to burn this collection of baffling human behavior onto my hard drive!"

"When your son is old enough to run errands, I'll show it to him, so he can admire his old man's glorious youth!"

"??"

Lu Qian almost choked to death on his own saliva.

Is it to be saved for Lao Tzu's son?

You're ruthless, woman.

He looked at his mischievous childhood sweetheart, both amused and exasperated: "Seriously, Lin Shuyue? You're going to show this to our descendants? How shameless of you!"

As soon as he said that, both of them were stunned.