Reborn to prepare for the college entrance exam, you're letting me retire and make a comeback?

He's an old lewd man.

This was Lu Qian's second impression of the system.

What kind person would let their 81-year-old host make an 18-year-old girl laugh?

Within ten seconds, when King You of Zhou arrived, everyone, regardless of rank, had to shout, "Wait for me to light a fire."

It's just unbelievable no matter how you look at it.

Let's not call it the Retirement Comeback System anymore, let's just call it the Supreme Debtor System.

"But I can get five thousand dollars just for making my childhood sweetheart smile..."

"This deal... seems even more profitable than robbing a bank?"

"It's much easier than writing a screenplay!"

Lu Qian's mind was racing with calculations: "Anyway, I flirted with this girl quite a bit back in high school. The more lice I have, the less I care; the more debts I have, the less I worry. As long as I avoid Old Zhang's eyes and ears, everything will be fine..."

Marx said that people will take risks if there is a 50% profit; they will risk being hanged if there is a 100% profit.

What lay before him was a business opportunity with zero investment and high returns.

It's worth the risk!

In the blink of an eye, the allure of money overwhelmingly crushed any sense of risk.

"I'll take this job!"

Without saying a word, he reached out his hand.

It hooks a strand of hair.

With a gentle tug.

cool.

To be honest, it was really fun to pull a pretty girl's ponytail when we were in school.

Who hasn't bullied a girl they had a crush on when they were young?

At least the reborn Old Deng was truly impressed by the silky smoothness.

"oops!"

Lin Shuyue winced slightly and turned her head.

Her fair face flushed slightly, and her big, watery eyes widened, giving her a rather charming look.

She glared at Lu Qian angrily and whispered reproachfully, "Lu Qian, what... what are you doing?!"

Fierce-looking, but utterly harmless.

"What do I want to do?"

Lu Qian looked at her, smiled slightly, and opened his palm.

In my palm, there lay a Dove chocolate bar.

Lu Qian handed over the chocolate: "Of course, it's a reward for our Lin University's campus belle."

"?"

Lin Shuyue, who was furious just a moment ago, suddenly brightened up.

Who told you to buy Dove chocolate?

And it's hazelnut flavored!

Looking at the chocolate Lu Qian handed her, Lin Shuyue was caught in a dilemma.

Should I refuse, or should I refuse?

That "I'm very angry" aura deflated instantly, like a punctured balloon.

"Hmph, who cares about your chocolate!"

They say the toughest things, but their actions are surprisingly skillful.

Her fair little hand swiftly grabbed the chocolate and deftly tore open the packaging.

Taking a small bite, her cheeks bulged slightly from chewing, like a squirrel stealing a pine cone.

The sweetness melted on her tongue, causing her eyebrows and eyes to curve into crescent moons, and her pretty face to be adorned with charming dimples.

A smile that could topple a city can bring disaster to a country and its people.

Her smile was as beautiful as a flower, and I felt a pang of pity for her.

The perfect interpretation of the integrity of the body and the mouth.

While enjoying the pleasure brought by the chocolate, Lin Shuyue mumbled indistinctly, "Lu Qian, let me tell you, next time on the exam, I'm not letting you cheat..."

But her body language betrayed her, and she moved the Chinese test paper closer to Lu Qian.

Lu Qian looked at the answers above and smiled: "Well, you've got some backbone."

Young girls are so easy to fool; a small Dove chocolate can make her happy for so long.

She's much easier to please than the girls I dated before my rebirth.

A Dove chocolate bar will make you pull your ponytail?

Think beautiful!

It's hard enough to just say you're a good person!

"That's right!"

Lin Shuyue raised her head slightly: "I've always had principles, okay!"

I didn't want him to copy, but he gave me just too much...

Next time for sure!

So cute!

Perhaps it smelled the aroma, Zhang Liu's round buzz cut suddenly bounced off the table.

He looked at the half-eaten chocolate in Lin Shuyue's hand, smacked his lips, and said, "Brother Qian, actually I can let you copy it too..."

Lu Qian simply said one word: "Get lost."

Zhang Liuru was struck by lightning and was filled with grief and indignation.

He waved his fists in the air, then stomped his foot: "What a disaster!!"

It turned out that Old Zhang on the podium was looking over.

With a "thud," he slammed his head back onto the table.

I fell asleep again in three seconds.

……

……

Ring ring ring—!

The bell rang, signaling the end of the exam.

"Stop writing!"

"Everyone, put your exam papers on the corner of the desk and leave the exam room quietly!" Old Zhang's authoritative voice rang out from the podium.

clap clap clap!

The sound of pens being slammed down grew louder and louder, as if whoever slammed their pen down the loudest would do better on the test.

After the exam papers were collected, the classroom instantly switched from silent to noisy mode, and the ceiling looked like it was about to be blown off.

The sounds of desks and chairs being moved, the groans of those checking answers, and the laughter of discussing where to go after the exam all mingled together.

"Hey, hey, hey, should I choose C or D for question three?"

"Wrong, wrong, all wrong! The answer is clearly B!"

"Pah! Why should we choose D just because you say so?!"

"I copied Lin Shuyue's work."

"That's alright then..."

Some people couldn't wait to start checking the answers, while others started babbling.

In short, every kindergarten child who comes here has to be called childish.

That's how it is in the senior year of high school. Students are used to being suppressed, so once they have time to rest, they become like springs that have been compressed for a long time, and suddenly they start making a ruckus.

Lu Qian walked out of the examination room and took out his mobile phone.

"5000 yuan received via Alipay!"

"Holy crap...it's really here!"

Lu Qian's first reaction was to rub his eyes.

Then I realized it wasn't an illusion.

He was instantly filled with joy, and his mouth involuntarily stretched upwards, forming a "√" shape just like the crooked-mouthed dragon king.

In an era of widespread internet access, many people think that five thousand yuan is nothing, but for Lu Qian, five thousand yuan is a huge sum of money that he might not be able to earn even after writing a script for a month!

Really fragrant.

As the saying goes: "When you meet a good man, start a family; when you meet a benefactor, establish a career."

—He met a wealthy woman, married her, and established a career.

Tears soaked my chicken leg rice; I swear I'll eat soft rice every day!

He subconsciously looked at the slightly swaying ponytail of his childhood friend in front of him.

Sunlight danced on it, creating tiny specks of light, and it smelled of Chairman Mao.

My own childhood sweetheart has a slim waist and long legs, making her easy to push over; I should probably rub against her more often in the future.

"If I get the chance to win her over, maybe I'll have a long-term meal ticket in the future..."

"Since I've been reborn, I should definitely have a few more glamorous romances!" Lu Qian thought to himself.

He can still tell the difference between a full meal and a full meal.

Anyway, he definitely doesn't want that goddess from his youth anymore, what was her name again? A green tea bitch, how can she compare to his own childhood sweetheart?

Young and naive, I didn't know the value of childhood sweethearts; I chased after my goddess, calling her "baby."

Now, let's repay our childhood sweetheart.

After all, the huge sum of money was obtained by taking advantage of Lin Shuyue's body, so he had to take her out for a good meal.

It's nothing, just basic social etiquette.

"Oh, Miss Lin."

Thinking it over, Lu Qian quickly packed his things and reached out to pat Qingmei's shoulder: "Come on, I'm in a good mood today, I'll take you to eat something nice..."

Before he could finish speaking, a slender figure suddenly stood between him and Lin Shuyue.

Lu Qian frowned subconsciously and looked up.

Before her was a fair-skinned, slender girl, but with only a touch of makeup on her face. She didn't have the natural beauty of Lin Shuyue, but her looks were still a 90 out of 100.

The person who arrived was Su Yuwei, the green tea goddess he had pursued for three years.

To be fair, Su Yuwei is indeed quite pretty; she's the kind of girl who could be the class beauty in any ordinary class.

She has an innocent and pure appearance, wears a modified school uniform skirt, and deliberately and subtly reveals her slightly voluptuous figure, with long, slender legs that can be described as snow-white.

She's beautiful and actively seeks out boys; this kind of persona is very attractive to people her age. No wonder Lu Qian was once completely infatuated with this woman.

Although he didn't fawn over her like other simps back then, his behavior was basically similar to that of a simp.

At that moment, Lu Qian immediately thought of that sentence in the system—

"While you can't let go, someone else has already let go."

Then, she recalled that night when she was disheveled in the rain and the other person's heartless gaze.

A wave of physical disgust instantly surged through him.

The filter has truly shattered.

Especially compared to Lin Shuyue, who is fair-skinned, beautiful, and has long legs, behind her.

Su Yuwei 00, Lin Shuyue 00

High judgment.

That carefully maintained sense of purity inexplicably carries a hint of tea flavor.

"Lu Qian, classmate."

At this moment, Su Yuwei called out softly.

She held out a beautifully wrapped little gift bag with both hands to Lu Qian:

"The Swarovski bracelet you gave me yesterday is really too valuable; I'm really embarrassed to accept it..."

"Well then, I bought you a small gift as a token of my appreciation. You really don't need to spend so much money on me anymore..."

These words were spoken in a voice that was neither too loud nor too soft, just loud enough for a few classmates who hadn't left yet to hear.

Lin Shuyue heard it all clearly.

The light that had been shining in her eyes dimmed instantly, and her little mouth unconsciously pouted slightly.

She had long seen through Su Yuwei's tactic of feigning retreat to advance.

Whenever a boy gives her a gift, she pretends to refuse, but eventually accepts it out of embarrassment. Then she pretends not to be greedy and buys a slightly cheaper item to return it to him another day.

This will move the boy to tears, and he will continue to tirelessly send gifts next time.

Although this way she earns less than by directly accepting gifts, it's more sustainable and also helps her cultivate an image of an innocent and virtuous woman who isn't greedy.

Lu Qian had been touched by Su Yuwei's "return gift" behavior before, thinking that she was a good girl and had feelings for him, so he recklessly plunged into her scheming trap.

Lin Shuyue had warned Lu Qian about Su Yuwei's "tricks" before, but this guy was blinded by beauty and wouldn't listen at all.

This made her very unhappy.

He was clearly better than Su Yuwei in every way, yet his childhood sweetheart fell into Su Yuwei's trap and couldn't extricate himself. He didn't know what Lu Qian's brain was made of.

However, just when she thought Lu Qian was going to continue his self-pity, she suddenly heard him say:

"Let's stop exchanging gifts from now on."

"I'm afraid Lin Shuyue will misunderstand."