Starting a live stream with one person

Chapter 126 The Reign of the Tang Clan

"No wonder the 'Reversing the Eight Directions' trick is just a minor one in the Jiyun Society. Even if Xu Xiang improved it with modern science, he is still no match for Li Muxuan. At best, he is about the same as Wang Yaozu."

With a flick of his wrist, the force field in his palm dissipated, and the SUV sped off like a wild horse.

Tianjin is neither too far nor too close to Sichuan, and since the person wasn't in a hurry, it took them two whole days to drive there.

You ask why it's so slow? We want to enjoy the scenery along the way, and then we have to give a lesson on time in the evening.

Tonight: [Host, could you describe what it feels like to sever the three corpses?]

"I didn't feel anything special, except that my sleep quality is better at night and I don't have erotic dreams anymore."

[…No, it's supposed to be so highbrow, so why does "slaying the three corpses" suddenly sound so lame in the streamer's mouth?] Tonight.

Xiaomi [Hahaha!!!]

Don't you understand tonight?

The streamer's skill level is already there; for him, severing the three corpses is just a dispensable process, so what changes could it possibly bring?

It's like a streamer who already has 9999 yuan, and then "slays three corpses" (a euphemism for killing three corpses), which seems impressive, but in reality, it just turns the money in his hand from 9999 to 10000.

It seems like a higher level, but in reality, it's only one more unit than 9999.

Tonight's comment: [Easy to understand, I've learned a lot!]

Gao Dashang: "No, after so many days, my wife, who started cultivating later than you all, has already achieved it. You are all successful people, isn't there anyone here who has achieved it?"

Xiaomi: [...Um, is there any necessary connection between commercial success and talent in Qi cultivation?]

Tonight: [Don't listen to that lousy streamer's nonsense; there's absolutely no connection between them.]

The twenty-odd trainees were completely speechless and dumbfounded.

[Hey streamer, dare you look in the mirror and show your face? Let me think, what should I do to make your own mother not recognize you?]

[Speaking of which, the streamer's eyes are the camera, so logically, when we have a video tutorial, our chat box should appear on the screen. Why is it that what we see in the video is still what the streamer sees? That doesn't make sense.]

Hey host, can't you see our video chat window?

"Get lost. If I couldn't see you, how would I know you've messed up your movements again?"

Stand up straight and tuck in your big belly.

[This is definitely not scientific.]

[Science my foot! Ever since livestreaming rooms appeared, science has become metaphysics.]

[Hahaha!!! The end of science is metaphysics. If you think it's metaphysics, then it means science hasn't reached its end yet.]

Many world-renowned scientists, in their old age, have all begun to embrace metaphysics.

[Host, are our company's phones still working properly?]

"It's so-so. The battery is a bit weak, but it could be improved."

I don't use it much; the battery only lasts about a day.

If I were to watch videos like everyone else, I'd probably only last a few hours at most, or even less.

Cough cough cough!!!

Host, you're using a ten-year-old product. Our batteries have been upgraded; they're not as bad as you say.

The person who asked the question was a little flustered. Luckily, it was a private chat. Otherwise, if Gao Dashang said that, who would still buy his own phone in the live stream?

[Um, streamer, you can just let my phone show up occasionally, no need for your personal evaluation.]

The car pulled into the hotel parking lot, and the next day, Gao Dashang had already packed his bags and secretly lurked at the entrance of Tangmen Martial Arts School.

An inconspicuous little tree, with an inconspicuous little sparrow perched on its branch, staying there all day long.

Around the unassuming little sparrow, an invisible force field sometimes coiled like a venomous snake on the branches at its feet, and sometimes burrowed down the trunk into the soil like an earthworm.

The magnetic field of a human is difficult to detect with the naked eye, let alone a harmless little sparrow that is only a few dozen meters away from the school gate.

"Putting the battle aside, the live tracking is great, it's like having seventy-two transformations!"

With a thought in mind, he crawled into the tree trunk. The magnetic field, as thick as a thumb, suddenly stopped, and a barely perceptible cracking sound came from the center of the trunk.

"It's barely considered a beginner's level. I need to keep practicing before I can put it into combat." The force field slowly dissipated. The little sparrow preened its feathers with its beak, spread its wings, and flew up to the back mountain of the Tang Clan.

[Host, if you had this ability, I definitely wouldn't use it for live streaming.]

I bet the streamer went to the back mountain of the Tang Sect because he was after the Pill Devouring Diagram.

[The Dan Shi Tu (丹噬图) is found everywhere in Tang Dynasty tombs. Why do you think, besides Xu Xin, no one in the Tang Clan knows how to use it?]

Hey bro, let's go for it.

The streamer has cheat codes; while other members of the Tang Sect might not be able to learn the Pill Devouring Technique, the streamer might.

[Idiot, before learning Dan Shi, members of the Tang Clan need to use external medicine to change their physique. Do you think just anyone who has transcended life and death can learn Dan Shi?]

Haha, the guy above has definitely read too many fanfictions; he really thinks the Tang Sect is stupid.

If the streamer were to exchange for pills from the system, they might be able to directly master the basics. But if they try to learn on their own, my guess is the stream will be shut down immediately, and everyone can just go to sleep.

[Wait, I didn't even realize that! Why are all the guys recommending the streamer learn Lightning Thunder Fist, but nobody recommending he learn Dan Shi?]

"That's obvious, of course it's Lightning Strike Fist Master!"

It is necessary.

Dan Shi is certain to kill; what's more important than looking cool?

[Extremely, extremely; strength is temporary, but handsomeness is for a lifetime.]

[I'm speechless. Has this streamer been reading too many novels? He actually wants to steal the Dan Shi technique?]

When the live stream screen froze on the Dan Shi Tu (a diagram of alchemy), the viewers were stunned.

[Hey streamer, you bastard streamer, don't you dare do anything rash.]

[Damn it, you idiot! Learning the Dan Shi technique requires external medicine to change your constitution. Don't be a fool and kill yourself.]

[You idiot streamer, look at the live stream now, stop foolishly practicing the Pill Devouring technique.]

The live stream audience is exhausted.

Joking aside, they were genuinely worried that Gao Dashang might be tempted to practice Dan Shi (a type of alchemy), so they shut down the live stream.

Even if he's the only crossover streamer so far, what if the other party really can bring their abilities into my world? I can't benefit now, but what about in the future?

As the live stream feed changed again, everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief.

As long as it's not practiced now, at least there's still a chance to remind the streamer.

Gao Dashang: [Brothers in the live stream, I just showed you the Dan Shi Tu (a diagram of alchemy), so it's not too much for each of you to send the streamer a small gift worth ten yuan, right?]

...viewers in the live stream.

[Get out, get out, you bastard, streamer!]

The guys were worried you'd get yourself killed practicing Dan Shi, and you showed me a Dan Shi diagram, and you even wanted to charge for it!

[Leaving aside the fact that anyone who practices the Pill Devouring Technique will die, I don't even have Qi, so what use is the Pill Devouring Technique to me?]

Waaaaah!!

As expected, worrying about the dog-like streamer was a mistake.

[Hey streamer, have some decency.]

"If you dare practice the Pill Devouring technique yourself, I'll reward you with a gift if you succeed."

Count me in.

You damn streamer, whether you live or die is none of my business.

The audience gritted their teeth, their anxiety growing with each passing moment.

Train, train, train until you drop dead.

Gao Dashang: [How about the crowdfunding? If the gifts exceed ten million, the streamer will risk practicing Dan Shi (a martial arts technique).]

Audience Member A: [Hey streamer, are you kidding me?]

Audience Member B: [You dog-like streamer, you're a real dog.]

Audience C: [I don't have ten million, but I can afford to send a gift worth a thousand. Want to give it a try, streamer?]

Gao Dashang: [Tch, I gave you a chance, but you were useless.]

Ten million won't break the bank, ten million won't cheat you, it's excellent value for money.

[Host, are there fairy goddesses in your world?]

If you were to transform into a fly and livestream the entire day of the "Fairy Sister" (a popular internet celebrity), I would donate a million gifts.

Wow, the person above is a fan of the "Fairy Sister" (a popular Chinese actress).

[The fans are fake fans too. How could such a goddess like you be given to a lousy streamer?]

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