Traveling Through Journey to the West: I Am the Dragon King

Perhaps it was the Buddha-nature of the relic in his belly that made his Buddhist heart resolute. Although he had not reached the state of emptiness of all worldly desires, he did not have many worldly desires.

Now, facing the mountain spirit's "face wash," Yun Chonghua is much calmer. He's not so impatient.

Yun Chonghua glanced at her naked body and then said, "I think we should find you some clothes to wear first."

Upon hearing this, the mountain spirit got up from him and then asked, "Do you have any fabric here? I am a spirit now, so I don't need tailoring. Just give me a piece, and I can transform myself."

After looking around, Yun Chonghua saw the dragon silk that the Dragon King had given him earlier.

This dragon silk is considered one of the finest fabrics in the Three Realms. It's even a staple in the tributes presented by the Dragon Palace to the Jade Emperor.

Yun Chonghua took the silk quilt from the bed and asked, "Is this alright?"

The mountain spirit took the dragon silk, unfolded it, examined it, and said, "It's actually dragon silk! There's nothing better than this."

As she spoke, the mountain spirit draped a roll of dragon silk over herself. With a mere flick of her wrist, a new garment appeared on her body, accompanied by a flash of light.

The style of the clothes was the same as hers before. They were covered with eerie ghost money, and she was still dressed like a priestess.

Yun Chonghua looked him up and down with great interest and said, "Hmm! The White Tiger God is more beautiful when he is dignified."

At this moment, Yun Chonghua remembered what the mountain spirit had just said, and he asked, "By the way! You just said that you are now a soul and have the ability to transform at will, so can you transform into other forms?"

The mountain spirit replied, "Of course."

The Mountain Spirit, like the White Tiger God, smiled maliciously and said, "This is also why she told you, when she gave me to you, 'Use me however you want,' and 'I guarantee you'll enjoy me endlessly.'"

But at this moment, the mountain spirit sighed sadly and said, "Alas! Even if a person lives for a hundred years, eight or nine out of ten things will not go as planned. As immortals and gods, our lifespan far exceeds that of mortals. Naturally, we will have even more unpleasant things to do than mortals."

"For example, you might like someone but never get a response from them. Mortals might only need to wait a few decades to forget their entanglements and troubles with a bowl of water from the River of Oblivion. But immortals and gods have to fulfill their duties, and this love might be buried in their hearts for thousands, tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands of years without being spoken."

Seeing the mountain spirit's expression and hearing her words, Yun Chonghua didn't even know whether it was "Ghost Money" speaking or the White Tiger God's own heartfelt words.

The mountain spirit looked at Yun Chonghua and said with a smile, "But you, Master, are a blessed person. If you have a girl you long for but cannot have, I can transform into her appearance to accompany you. Although I am not real, my companionship will bring you some comfort. Even if this comfort is illusory..."

"It's fake. At least it's better than nothing. But Master, you can rest assured, I am just a wisp of primordial spirit, and sharing pleasure with me won't violate any heavenly laws. Besides, I don't have a physical body, so I can't bear children for you, and you don't need to worry about having any illegitimate children. What are you worried about?"

"You can play it like that?" Yun Chonghua was genuinely surprised when he heard this.

Yun Chonghua said, "Then how about you transform into the Seventh Princess's appearance first?"

The mountain spirit shook its head and said, "Who is the Seventh Princess? I don't know her. If I want to transform into that person's appearance, I need to know what that person looks like first."

Yun Chonghua nodded and said, "That's true."

Then Yun Chonghua picked up a piece of paper from the table and used his magic to draw a complete picture of the seven fairies' figures and appearances on the paper.

He then showed it to the mountain spirit and said, "This is what she looks like. Can you change?"

The mountain spirit took the portrait in his hand and looked at it, then smiled and said, "Master has a very sharp eye; this woman is truly exceptionally beautiful."

Then the mountain spirit transformed into the seven fairy maidens. Both their appearance and clothing became exactly the same as those in the painting.

Looking at the mountain spirit who had transformed into the Seven Fairies, Yun Chonghua couldn't help but clap his hands and shout "Bravo!"

The mountain spirit sized him up and said, "This woman is dressed quite elegantly. She's so beautiful; whose princess is she? Is she your beloved, Master?"

Upon hearing this, Yun Chonghua couldn't help but sneer and said, "The person you've transformed into is the Seventh Princess of Heaven, who is not only not my beloved, but also my enemy!"

Upon hearing this, the mountain spirit laughed and said, "Oh! So you like this kind of mood, Master." As she spoke, the mountain spirit pulled at her collar, revealing her snow-white arms, and then said, "Then please, Master, ravage this 'slut' as you please." As she spoke, she even gave Yun Chonghua a flirtatious wink. Then she knelt down and crawled to Yun Chonghua's feet.

Looking at the seductive and alluring appearance of the mountain spirit, Yun Chonghua was quite embarrassed. He asked, "I'm very curious now, where did you, a fairy, learn such vulgar language!"

The mountain spirit replied, "From the human world. Her favorite thing to do before was to travel around. She not only loved the scenery of the mountains and fields, but also the warmth and life of the human world. She witnessed the changes of the world. Hundreds of years ago, in Linzi, the city of Qi, the prime minister Guan Zhong opened a brothel. When she was bored, she often went there to take a look."

"She might even show herself and use her celestial beauty to tease those 'literati' and 'princes' who frequent brothels. Her favorite thing to do is to lure them into ditches or mud pits, get their clothes wet and dirty, and humiliate these hypocrites in public. She left me with the memories she saw in brothels, perhaps so that I would serve you well."

Yun Chonghua said somewhat helplessly, "Uh! The White Tiger God's experience..."

It's quite...quite substantial.

At this moment, the mountain spirit crawled onto his knees and asked, "Is Master ready to ravage this servant?"

When Yun Chonghua saw how the "Seventh Princess" treated him, he got goosebumps all over his body.

He couldn't believe that the Seventh Princess would treat him like the Mountain Spirit had.

If he could, Yun Chonghua would never want to have anything to do with her again in his life.

Besides, even if he really did "ravage" it, it was just an illusion created by the mountain spirit, not the real person. Although he didn't consider himself a virtuous gentleman, he now disdained such self-comforting "Ah Q spirit."

Moreover, he had personally killed the Seventh Princess's husband, Dong Yong. He had killed her husband and then taken advantage of her. Thinking about it, he felt somewhat lewd.

He waved his hand and said, "Alright! Thank you for your kindness, but you should change back. I find your original appearance more pleasing to the eye."

Upon hearing this, the mountain spirit transformed back into the appearance of the White Tiger God.

Yun Chonghua said, "With you here, I'll have someone to look after this manor from now on. If I need to go out, you can look after me at home, and if guests come to visit, there will be someone to receive them. Moreover, we are connected by spirit, and I also have the Kun Scale Treasure Robe given to me by Sister Baihe, so even if I'm thousands of miles away, I can return in an instant. With you looking after me, I can go out for a stroll."

However, at this moment, Yun Chonghua remembered something.