You were put to guard a shabby mountain gate, yet all your disciples became Immortal Emperors.

Steam began to rise from the top of her head again in wisps.

Lin Zhou thought to himself, "What could possibly happen to me? But you, you're like a portable humidifier, always emitting smoke wherever you go."

Ye Ge, standing to the side, was completely dumbfounded.

His worldview, today, is repeatedly crushed, pieced back together, and crushed again.

Lingxiaozi...alive?

Didn't he die in Blackwind City in his previous life?

Could it be... that this demon not only changed my fate, but also altered the course of the entire world because of his arrival?!

terrible!

"Sect Master, you're too kind. It was nothing."

Although he didn't know what had happened, today's events were already quite perplexing, Lin Zhouzhao waved his hand dismissively.

Then, pointing to Ye Ge behind him, he announced to everyone, "This is my newly accepted third disciple, Ye Ge."

Then, he earnestly began to deceive.

"This child has a peculiar destiny, cursed by the heavens. He must be suppressed by a supreme formation at my Little Qiong Mountain. No one is allowed to visit him casually, lest they be tainted by his bad luck."

Upon hearing this, Ling Xiaozi immediately became respectful.

Look at that! Look at their vision!

Not only did they save the sect, but they also took in this cursed lone star, eliminating a hidden danger for the Eastern Xuan Region!

A true master! Absolutely a master!

"Don't worry, junior brother! I'll inform the entire sect immediately!"

……

Back to Xiaoqiong Mountain.

Ye Ge stared blankly at the several thatched huts that had been upgraded into the Purple Bamboo Abode, and the surrounding spiritual energy that was so dense it was almost liquefied.

He had been to Xiaoqiong Mountain in his previous life, and it was clearly a godforsaken, desolate place!

Why does it look like a fairyland now?

"Heavens... Lord Heavenly Demon..." Ye Ge asked, trembling.

"Your demon palace...is...that's all?"

Lin Zhou really wanted to slap him to death on the ground.

Can't you speak properly?!

What demonic palace?! This is the cradle of my future Immortal Emperor!

Just then, heavy footsteps came from the bamboo house next door.

A burly young man carrying a black, heavy sword that looked like a door panel walked out of the house.

It was Shi Yi.

He glanced at Lin Zhou, then at the unfamiliar Ye Ge, and asked in a muffled voice.

"Master, what are we having for dinner?"

As he spoke, he gently placed the heavy black iron sword, which looked to weigh at least several hundred pounds, on a blue stone about half the height of a person.

That bluestone is a complete piece of tofu.

Then, under Ye Ge's horrified gaze, Shi Yi flicked his wrist and the heavy sword fell.

Brush brush!

The sword flashed, and tofu crumbs flew everywhere.

A few seconds later, Shi Yi sheathed his sword.

On that huge block of tofu, a lifelike image suddenly appeared...

Peppa Pig!

Ye Ge: "!!!"

His eyes rolled back, and he was so frightened that he sat down on the ground with a thud, feeling a warm sensation in his crotch.

What... what the hell is this monster?!

Carving patterns on tofu with a heavy sword weighing hundreds of pounds?

Just how many demons and monsters are imprisoned in this demon's palace?!

After finishing the carving, Shi Yi seemed quite satisfied with his work and even patted off the dregs on the sword.

He carried the still-dripping black iron heavy sword and walked over with heavy steps, his blood surging, like a walking ancient ferocious beast.

Ye Ge's pupils instantly shrank to pinpoints!

That aura!

This wild and domineering power of bloodline!

You can't go wrong!

He was the Southern Barbarian Bone Emperor who single-handedly confronted the extraterrestrial demon lord and caused the heavens and earth to collapse during the world-destroying war in his previous life!

Although the origins of the Bone Emperor are vague in legends, it is only known that he came from the Eastern Xuan Region.

But Ye Ge never dreamed that this future top combatant would appear on a dilapidated mountaintop of the Lingxiao Sect when he was young!

They're even carving patterns on the tofu!

It's carved into a little pig!

This worldview collapsed even more completely than when he self-destructed his nascent soul in his previous life!

"Master, the side dishes for dinner are ready."

Shi Yi reported to Linzhou in a muffled voice, then glanced curiously at Ye Ge, who was sprawled on the ground.

Linzhou waved his hand dismissively.

"Okay, okay, let's put that aside for now. Come on, let's have a meeting!"

He clapped his hands and shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Li Youde! Zhang Youcai! Get your asses out here and welcome our new colleague!"

As soon as he finished speaking, two men dressed in menial work clothes sprang out of the bamboo hut next to him as if they were on springs, their faces full of fawning smiles.

Ever since they learned that Xiaoqiong Mountain had become the number one peak of Lingxiao Sect with abundant resources, the two of them shamelessly came back, their loyalty reaching the maximum.

"Welcome, Lord of the Mountain!"

"Congratulations, Master, on gaining a new disciple!"

The two of them were singing in unison, almost to the point of kowtowing to Linzhou on the spot.

"Alright, alright, stop flattering me."

Lin Zhou cleared his throat, forcibly pulled Ye Ge to his feet, and solemnly introduced her.

"This is your third junior brother, Ye Ge. From now on, he'll be a member of our Little Qiongshan Kindergarten... oops, I mean, the Little Qiongshan family! Let's give him a round of applause!"

Shi Yi clapped his hands twice without expression.

Li Youde and Zhang Youcai clapped their hands until they were almost broken.

Just then, the door to another bamboo house opened.

Xiao Fan ran out excitedly, holding a roasted sweet potato that smelled wonderfully browned.

It turned out that Xiao Fan had secretly sneaked back to roast sweet potatoes for his junior brother.

"Here you go, third junior brother, have a roasted sweet potato, it's fresh out of the oven!"

Ye Ge was already terrified, but when he saw Xiao Fan handing over the sweet potato, he noticed a wisp of blue flame flickering on his fingertip.

His brain went completely blank with a "boom"!

Azure Lotus Earth Core Flame!

Although it was just a wisp of fire, he could never forget the aura of burning everything!

In a previous life, the Eastern Xuan Region produced an unparalleled alchemy emperor, known as the "Burning Heaven Flame Emperor"!

With unparalleled alchemy skills and masterful fire control, he ultimately proved his Dao with a unique fire, becoming one of the most powerful forces in the human race!

And that Yan Emperor started his career with the core fire of the Azure Lotus Land!

Ye Ge's body began to tremble uncontrollably.

A future Southern Barbarian Bone Emperor.

A future Heavenly Flame Emperor.

In addition, there is a master who is unfathomable and suspected to be an extraterrestrial demon.

What exactly is this Xiaoqiongshan?!

Did I get reborn, or did I just walk straight into the final boss's lair?!

"Come on, everyone, sit down. Let's have a welcome party for new employees."

Lin Zhou completely ignored the turmoil in Ye Ge's heart, moved a small stool to sit down, and began his corporate culture presentation.

"First of all, I hereby declare the inaugural All-Staff Meeting of Xiaoqiongshan officially open!"

"What is the motto of our Little Qiongshan? It's to reject ineffective competition and enjoy the joy of cultivation! Understand?"

"What 996, what 007? None of that exists here! Cultivation also requires a balance of work and rest. Don't go bald at such a young age!"

"From now on, your eldest brother will be the main attacker, also handling alchemy and logistics. Your second brother will be the main defender and tank. As for you, Ye Ge..."

Linzhou pointed at Ye Ge and pondered for a moment.

"You seem to have a lot of clever ideas. From now on, you'll be in charge of devising strategies and acting as a strategist."

Ye Ge was completely confused, but every word made his heart pound.

Reject cutthroat competition? Embrace joyful cultivation?

fart!

This is absolutely the work of the Heavenly Demon, who is using his twisted and heretical doctrines to corrupt our Daoist hearts!

They want us to become complacent so they can eventually devour us whole!

That's so vicious!