Northeast: My Absurd Woman

After saying that, Zheng Meizhi buried her head in Zhang Changyao's arms again.

"Wu Ni, come and keep her company. I'm going to visit my second brother."

Zhang Changyao was infuriated by Zheng Meizhi's foolishness, yet he had no choice but to help her.

He now hates himself from the bottom of his heart for having an affair with such a woman.

This woman can't just be called stupid; she's downright idiotic and stupid.

She actually believed the lies men told her when they were being intimate with her more than once.

At the same time, he also thought Zheng Meizhi was smart; she knew that she would come to him with problems she couldn't solve herself.

Zheng Meizhi's guess was correct; the only solution to this problem was to go to Zhang Changyao.

"Zhang Changyao, do you really want to get involved in Zheng Meizhi and your second brother's affairs?"

What about my second sister-in-law and her ten children? Have you thought about that?

Don't get carried away and try to stand up for this bitch. Have you forgotten how she treated you back then?

Yang Wuni grabbed Zhang Changyao as he was leaving the house, her tone full of disgust for Zheng Meizhi.

"Wu Ni, it's not what you think. I'm going to find Auntie."

Since things have come to this, there needs to be a solution.

No matter how many children my second brother has, they can't all be born on our kang (heated brick bed), can they?

Zhang Changyao's last words carried weight, and Yang Wuni stopped trying to stop him after hearing them.

"How is Yang Wuni? I knew Zhang Changyao wouldn't abandon me."

We spent almost half a year playing among the leaves in the grove.

My feelings for you are no less than those for a woman I married without spending any money.

"If you hadn't interfered, he would have made up the money to marry me even if he had to do anything."

Zheng Meizhi stopped making a fuss and grabbed a handful of clams from the small basket on the kang (a heated brick bed), cracking them together with a "crackling" sound.

He deliberately threw catnip at Yang Wuni, clearly intending to provoke her.

"Zheng Meizhi, what's wrong with Zhang Changyao sleeping with you?"

It's because I thought you weren't worth a hundred dollars that I didn't marry you.

They've been taken advantage of for half a year and still don't know how ugly or good-looking they are.

Now that she's pregnant with an 800-year-old man's child, she's afraid he won't acknowledge it.

How dare a woman like you live? I feel sorry for your mother who suffered so much to give birth to you.

It's only because my Zhang Changyao is kind-hearted and took pity on you; if it were anyone else, they would be disgusted to death.

Yang Wuni was not to be outdone. She dodged Mao Kepi and stood with her hands on her hips, cursing Zheng Meizhi.

"Yang Wuni, you don't know, men are all proud of someone like me."

Your Zhang Changyao is the same way; he acts like a jerk when he hugs me.

I don't care whose child I'm carrying, Zhang Changyao doesn't care.

Who knows, I might become his second sister-in-law someday, and then you'll have even less control over me.

Zheng Meizhi stretched her neck out and stuck out her tongue to annoy Yang Wuni.

"Zheng Meizhi, I'll teach you to be so cocky. I'll tear your underwear off."

"I want to see if your piece of meat has marbling or if it's edged with gold."

Unable to argue with Zheng Meizhi, Yang Wuni couldn't hold back and got onto the kang (heated brick bed).

He grabbed Zheng Meizhi's long braid and pressed her face into the basket containing hairpins.

The little hand clenched into a fist and pounded it on Zheng Meizhi's spine like popping beans.

"Yang Wuni, I'm pregnant! If you abort my child, I'll blackmail you to death."

Zheng Meizhi grimaced in pain, but still refused to beg for mercy.

"Zheng Meizhi, I'm also pregnant. If you dare to extort me, I'll extort you back."

"If I don't beat you into submission today, I'll take your surname."

Yang Wuni's hand hurt from hitting the ground, so she changed her hitting method.

He pinched Zheng Meizhi's inner thigh repeatedly.

"Yang Wuni... Yang Wuni... Stop pinching me..."

I'll never say anything again and I'll stay far away from your Zhang Changyao, okay?

Every time Yang Wuni pinched Zheng Meizhi, she would shudder in pain.

He only opened his mouth and gave in to Yang Wuni when he could no longer hold on.

"Zheng Meizhi, I don't care how shameless you are, but if you dare to covet my Zhang Changyao, I'll beat you up."

Yang Wuni let go of her hand and got off the bed, picking up the broom at the door of the kang (heated brick bed).

Zheng Meizhi, who had just gotten up, was so frightened that she huddled at the end of the kang (a heated brick bed) and dared not move again.

"Zheng Meizhi, you little vixen, get off my kang right now."

My son Pengsheng said he'd rather stay single than date you.

You really kicked my son so badly that he can't do that kind of thing anymore.

"Has your heart been soaked in poison?"

Zhao Xiulan, who had just stepped across the threshold, was so angry that she trembled all over.

He didn't care about his advanced age and went to the kang (a heated brick bed) to scratch Zheng Meizhi.

Before he could even reach Zheng Meizhi with his raised hand, Zheng Meizhi kicked him so hard he almost fell over.

The bumps on his face rubbed against the woven mat, tearing a layer.

"Hiss... Hah..."

Zhao Xiulan was in so much pain that she lost all will to fight. She covered her face and got out of bed to look in the mirror.

Yang Wuni stood in the doorway with a broom, her task being to keep an eye on Zheng Meizhi.

Don't let Zheng Meizhi go, or Zhang Kaiju will come back thinking that he bullied Zhao Xiulan.

Yang Wuni's thinking was not superfluous; she knew that Zhao Xiulan, that old woman, would do anything.

As long as Zheng Meizhi is still alive, even if she and Zhao Xiulan beat each other to a pulp, it has nothing to do with Yang Wuni.

Zhang Changyao left home not to look for Guan Lin, but to look for Zhang Shuhua.

He felt that Guan Lin couldn't handle this matter on his own, and he wanted to discuss it with Zhang Shuhua first.

Zhang Shuhua was sewing shoe soles on the kang (a heated brick bed) in her room.

Upon seeing Zhang Changyao enter, they insisted he take off his shoes to compare sizes.

"Aunt, Zheng Meizhi is lying on the kang (heated brick bed) at my father's house and won't leave. She insists that I come and find my second brother."

She's pregnant now, and the stable boy kicked her out; she has nowhere to go.

"Is Zheng Meizhi carrying your father's child?"

Zhang Shuhua interrupted Zhang Changyao before he could finish speaking.

"Oh dear! Auntie, what are you thinking? It's not my dad's."

Zheng Meizhi said the child was my second brother Guan Lin's, and wanted my second brother to acknowledge the child. Zhang Changyao hurriedly explained.

"You actually believe what that bitch Zheng Meizhi says?"

Even if your second brother had an affair with her, that doesn't mean the child is his, right?

When she gets home at night, don't her husbands talk nonsense with her?

To put it bluntly, this child is a bastard.

Our Guan family doesn't accept this. Go back and tell her to give up on this idea.

Zhang Shuhua stabbed the sole of the shoe hard with a large wooden mallet.

Just as the two were talking, there was a loud crash from the floor of the outer room.

"Changyao, go check on who?" Zhang Shuhua's heart tightened.

"Auntie, it looks like my sister-in-law just went out with her child."

Zhang Changyao pushed open the door and only saw Liu Guimei's back as she left, carrying the child.

"Changyao, this can't be kept a secret anymore. Let's go to your second brother's house in the backyard."

"Your sister-in-law, that gossipy old woman, must have overheard our conversation and gone to tell your second sister-in-law."

Zhang Shuhua put down the shoe sole and hemp rope in her hand and got out of bed to put on her shoes.

She knew her eldest daughter-in-law well; she was someone who thrived on chaos.

"Guan Lin, you stinking old man who can't control his crotch."

"Our family has ten children, isn't that enough for you to support? You want other women to have children for you?"