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Chapter 67: Your insults are so filthy
It's unclear whether Zhu Ling's talent is truly exceptional, or if there's something wrong with the Tai Xu Divine Scripture technique.
Under Zhou Yu's demonstration, Zhu Ling was soon able to run the sixth-level Taiyi Heavenly Technique normally. However, there was still a gap between her and mastering it. But once she succeeded, the rest would be simple. She just needed to spend more time and effort to master it.
Only then will one have truly mastered the sixth level of Taiyi Celestial Arts.
As for Sima Yi...
He still hasn't learned it.
Although students from No. 1 High School are indeed more talented than those from No. 2 High School, Zhou Yu felt that this was too far-fetched. Could the talent of students from No. 2 High School be that bad?
Even if you were to teach an illiterate person to read, they would probably have already learned it by now, yet Sima Yi still couldn't even properly circulate the Taixu Divine Scripture once.
What about the final payment?
After successfully executing the sixth-level Taiyi Heavenly Technique once, Zhu Ling let out a long sigh of relief. All her previous anxiety and impatience vanished in Zhou Yu's presence.
"Once you've mastered the sixth level of Taiyi Tianjue, if you want to continue improving, you can purchase my advanced course," Zhou Yu said seriously. "If you want to improve from level six to level seven, the tutoring fee will be 600,000. I hope you're prepared."
Let alone 600,000, if Zhou Yu could really teach her the seventh level of Taiyi Heavenly Technique, Zhu Ling would pay double the amount.
Zhou Yu didn't ask for an exorbitant fee, since he currently has relatively few students and isn't in a hurry to charge exorbitant tutoring fees.
The right way is to gradually increase your prices once you have a sufficient and stable pool of students!
"Speaking of which," Zhou Yu asked Zhu Ling mysteriously, "are you interested in the martial arts techniques from No. 7 Middle School?"
"Seventh Middle School?" Zhu Ling was taken aback. "You mean the Taixu Spirit Mist Palm?"
"No, no," Zhou Yu shook his head, surrounded by a crimson-purple spiritual mist. "I'm referring to the *Tai Xu Divine Scripture*!"
Upon hearing this, Zhu Ling's pupils dilated slightly. "The Great Void Divine Scripture? You also know this technique?"
This is the foundation of No. 7 Middle School. Its importance is like that of the Taiyi Divine Skill to the Zhu family. How could an outsider possibly learn it?
"Of course, as I said, I'm a genius," Zhou Yu pointed to Sima Yi beside him, "He came to me to learn the Taixu Divine Scripture, but unfortunately... his talent is very average. I've been teaching him painstakingly for so long, but there's still no improvement. Sigh..."
Sima Yi was somewhat displeased, but he couldn't find any reason to refute it.
Is there something wrong with my brain? Am I an idiot? Is that why I can't learn it?
Sima Yi began to doubt his own intelligence for the first time.
"Can't learn it?" Zhu Ling frowned slightly and asked Sima Yi, "Have you gained some intelligence?"
Sima Yi: "?"
Zhou Yu: "?"
That's incredibly vulgar of you!
"That's not what I meant," Zhu Ling realized something and quickly changed her words, "I remember now, your Second Middle School doesn't have any school-level martial arts techniques, so you don't know about them."
"This so-called 'enlightenment' is more like a ritual to remove restrictions."
"Only by undergoing the enlightenment ceremony can one learn the school's techniques. Otherwise, once the written techniques are circulated, wouldn't they become commonplace? This is also a way to protect copyright."
Zhou Yu: "..."
Sima Yi: "..."
Zhu Ling looked at Zhou Yu and Sima Yi with a strange expression. "You...don't know about this?"
Sima Yi shook his head, "I don't know, the teacher didn't mention it."
Zhou Yu also shook his head, "I don't know, the teacher didn't mention it."
Upon hearing this, Zhu Ling immediately stared at Zhou Yu suspiciously, "Then how did you learn the Tai Xu Divine Scripture?"
"Yeah," Zhou Yu said, looking at Sima Yi with suspicion, "how do you think I learned it?"
Sima Yi hesitated for a moment, then looked at Zhu Ling suspiciously. "Yes, how do you think he learned it?"
Zhu Ling: "Are you two idiots?"
"Perhaps this is talent," Zhou Yu suddenly slammed his hand on the table and stood up. "Doing things that ordinary people can't do, what else is that but genius? If I can do what ordinary people can do, and I can't do what ordinary people can't do, then what kind of genius am I?"
The water bottles on the table, their caps already unscrewed, had all tipped over, spilling water all over the table and smearing it on Zhou Yu's crotch.
Zhu Ling and Sima Yi had nothing to refute, after all, he had managed to learn the Taiyi Divine Skill in a single day, master it to the sixth level, and even improve and perfect it.
Even if Zhou Yu said that what he pulled out was bigger than an elephant, the two of them could only choose to believe him and marvel at how underwear had now successfully developed four-dimensional pocket technology.
"So... I'm not actually an idiot, I'm just not intelligent?" Sima Yi pondered for a moment and came to this conclusion.
Zhou Yu: "I don't think that statement is much better."
Zhu Ling: "Indeed."
Sima Yi looked up at Zhou Yu in front of him, "So where can one gain wisdom?"
This question really stumped Zhou Yu. He had never undergone an enlightenment ceremony, so how would he know how to achieve enlightenment?
"I'll ask someone I know for you later." Zhou Yu planned to try contacting Hua Xin, since she was a student at No. 7 Middle School and might know what the Enlightenment Ceremony was all about.
Sima Yi also thought there was nothing wrong with it. The main problem was that the deposit had already been paid to Zhou Yu, and if he couldn't learn the Taixu Divine Scripture, the deposit might not be refundable.
We can only wait and see what Zhou Yu will gain.
Just then, a commotion arose outside the club activity room.
Everyone looked towards the door and saw Gao Ying, looking furious, walk in first, followed by Liang Yanbo, who looked speechless.
"Brother Yu!" Gao Ying called out.
"What's wrong?" Zhou Yu asked, looking at the two of them. "What happened?"
Gao Ying said, "Thank goodness you didn't go to that lecture, it really made me so angry!"
Liang Yanbo picked up the conversation, "That lecture, halfway through, they actually started charging a fee."
Zhou Yu: "?"
"Those with scores above 600 can listen to the rest of the content for free; those between 600 and 500 have to buy a half-price ticket; and those below 500 have to buy a full-price ticket. Isn't that ridiculous?"
Zhou Yu was shocked when he heard this. He wasn't shocked that the lecture usually cost money, but that there were nearly a thousand students in the second year of high school at No. 2 High School. If everyone bought a ticket, what a huge amount of revenue that would be!
If the entire high school students have to attend the lectures, wouldn't that triple the number?
Holy crap, I have to become famous as soon as possible, and then start giving lectures.
This thing makes money faster than robbing a bank!
It's not even illegal!
Liu Bei slightly opened his eyes, emerging from his meditative state, and asked, "So, did you two pay?"
"I paid," Liang Yanbo pointed at Gao Ying, "but she didn't."
Liu Bei was puzzled. "Why didn't you hand it in?"
Gao Ying replied, "I told the teacher at the lecture, if I spent a few hundred yuan on Brother Yu, he might even lie on the ground and bark a couple of times to make me happy. If I give you a few hundred yuan today, will you bark a couple of times for me?"
Zhou Yu: "...What did the lecturer say?"
"The lecturer looked very shocked, whispered a few words to the staff next to him, and then asked me a very serious question, 'Who is Brother Yu?'"
With her hands on her hips, Gao Ying arrogantly said, "I said, 'You may not know Brother Yu, but he's my classmate. He scored 137 points on the entrance exam.'"
"……Then what?"
"Then I was kicked out by the homeroom teacher and made to stand outside the girls' restroom for half an hour as punishment."
Zhou Yu reached out and patted Gao Ying on the shoulder, a relieved smile on his face.
"Ah Ying, what promise did you make to the doctor when you were discharged from the hospital?"
Gao Ying: "..."
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