I was selling peach wood swords on a live stream, how did I become a Taoist ancestor?

Chapter 24 This talisman has twelve parts of its power! (Please continue reading)

"That fat bastard Jinjiao actually has time to watch live streams late at night?"

Li Jun looked at the comment and felt a little puzzled.

"Golden Horn" is the nickname of his high school classmate Jin Hao. This guy is one of his two best friends after he transmigrated to this world. The other is Yin Jian, nicknamed "Silver Horn". Together, they are known as "Golden Horn and Silver Horn" at Luxian No. 1 High School.

Since they met in high school, the two have helped Li Jun a lot.

Putting everything else aside, during high school he decided to start his own media business to supplement his family's income, and the phone he used to shoot videos was a gift from Jin Hao.

Now Jin Hao and he are in the same university, while Yin Jian went to another city for university.

Before the holiday, Jin Hao mysteriously said that he had hooked up with a senior female student. After the holiday started, the two went straight to the north to see the Ice and Snow World. He posted three times a day on his WeChat Moments, and they were so lovey-dovey.

These days, he would contact Jin Hao during the day, and Jin Hao would reply with a few words, but as soon as evening came, it would be "I'm busy," "I'm busy," or "Let's talk tomorrow."

In Yin Jian's words, "King Golden Horn has gone to the Kingdom of Women to seek Buddhist scriptures."

Why are you suddenly watching the live stream tonight?

Why ask such a strange question?

Why don't people wrestle in prison?

Li Jun thought for a moment and guessed the answer—because the prison (brother) didn't have any strength!

This joke is terrible.

Looking at the comment list, Jin Hao saw that the message had already been pushed to the top, and he didn't say anything more.

Li Jun picked up his phone, opened WeChat, and sent a message to Jin Hao.

[Li Jun]: I'm busy, let's chat after the broadcast.

After posting, he switched back to the live stream and continued interacting with viewers.

The live stream ended at 9:30 PM.

Li Jun shut down the computer and let out a long sigh.

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Today's live stream went well. Although we didn't sell any products, the tips we received were surprisingly substantial.

"These netizens are so adorable!"

He shook his head, picked up his phone, and sent a message to Jin Hao.

"What's going on? Weren't you having a good time in Harbin? How come you have time to watch my live stream tonight?"

I sent the message and waited two minutes without a reply.

Li Jun went to wash up, and when he came back, his phone screen was lit up.

"Taoist Bro! You've finally ended your stream!"

Then another one followed.

"Damn it, is Douyin bugged? I didn't get a notification when you went live! And I can't even find your live stream section! I only saw you were live when I went to your profile."

"My heart skipped a beat; I thought your account had been banned!"

Li Jun was both amused and exasperated.

"You're overthinking it. I was just doing a normal live stream, and selling handicrafts is legal and compliant."

He paused, then asked, "What happened to the comments you posted earlier? Did the Ice City freeze your brain because it's too cold?"

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Jin Hao's computer showed "typing in progress" and he typed for quite a while.

Finally, a voice message was sent.

Li Jun clicked on it.

The background noise is a bit loud, like it's outside.

Jin Hao's voice was trembling with tears: "Brother Taoist, I—I might not make it—"

Li Jun's heart tightened: "What's wrong? What happened?"

"It wasn't an accident—" Jin Hao stammered, "It was—it was me—oh, how should I put it—"

Listening to his awkward manner, and recalling the question, "Why don't people wrestle in prison?", Li Jun instantly understood.

Good guy.

No wonder you asked that question.

This fatso is "out of his depth"!

Li Jun suppressed a laugh and typed a reply.

[Li Jun]: So, you are — weak?

[Jin Hao]: You're the one who's weak! Your whole family is weak! (Roaring emoji)

[Li Jun]: It's not a mistake to ask why people don't fall in prison.

The other side remained silent.

[Li Jun]: Tell me, what happened?

Jin Hao sent another voice message, his voice sounding listless: "I don't know either, he was fine a couple of days ago—then—then suddenly he couldn't take it anymore—"

"At first, my senior was quite patient, but then she got upset and asked if I was tired of her—and then—she stopped talking to me."

Li Jun listened, feeling a mix of sympathy and a desire to laugh.

He coughed and replied seriously.

[Li Jun]: It might be due to the change in environment or because you've been too tired lately. Go buy some Liuwei Dihuang Pills to replenish your body, or sildenafil or something similar.

[Jin Hao]: Bought it! Useless!

Jin Hao sent me a photo of a hotel bedside table with several medicine bottles on it.

"I've tried everything, nothing works!" Jin Hao's voice was filled with despair. "Taoist brother, do you think I'm... ruined?"

Li Jun frowned.

The medicine didn't work?

This doesn't make sense.

Jin Hao is a pretty good guy. He was on the school basketball team in his first year of high school. Although he became a bit of a homebody later, he still has the foundation.

Why did this happen all of a sudden?

[Jin Hao]: And, Taoist brother, I've been feeling a bit strange at night lately.

[Li Jun]: What's so strange?

[Jin Hao]: Even though the hotel has heating, I always feel cold and damp, like there's a draft on the back of my neck. Taoist brother, do you think I've encountered something unclean?

Li Jun: "————"

Good grief, they're even using metaphysics as a pretext now?

This kid's medication is clearly not working, and the psychological pressure is getting bigger and bigger, so he's starting to overthink things.

But when a brother is in trouble, you can't just leave him alone.

Li Jun switched to WeChat, opened his browser, and searched.

Feeling powerless can generally be divided into two situations.

One possibility is that there is a genuine health problem, in which case you need to see a doctor.

One type is psychological problems, such as tension, anxiety, and high stress.

Jin Hao likely had psychological issues, and coupled with the change in environment, his mental state collapsed.

We need to give him some confidence.

Li Jun switched back to WeChat and typed: "How about this, I'll draw you a talisman, you wear it close to your body, and I guarantee it will help you regain your virility."

Jin Hao: ? ? ?

[Jin Hao]: What talisman? Does it really work?

【Li Jun】: The health talisman that brings back health to all diseases, cures all kinds of illnesses, and guarantees that after you wear it, you will be full of energy and have fun every night.

He bragged about it for so long that he almost believed it himself.

Jin Hao was skeptical.

[Jin Hao]: ————Taoist brother, don't lie to me, talismans do that?

[Li Jun]: Of course the talisman I drew works, I am a highly accomplished Taoist master (doge).

[Jin Hao]: ————Okay, I believe you, but Brother Taoist, please, please don't tell anyone about this! Especially Yin Jian! That kid has a sharp tongue, if he finds out, I'll be laughed at for the rest of my life!

[Li Jun]: Don't worry, I keep my mouth shut.

[Jin Hao]: Then hurry up and draw it. Once you're done, send it to me. I'll send you your address.

[Li Jun]: I'll send it tomorrow.

After ending the chat, Li Jun put down his phone and observed three seconds of silence.

Then, I finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Golden Horn, you've finally met your match!"

Li Jun laughed for several minutes before rubbing his stomach and stopping.

Then, he sighed again.

It's really tough for a brother to encounter something like this.

He walked to the bookshelf and pulled out the book "Complete Collection of Taoist Talismans".

Turn to the page for "The Health Talisman for Curing All Illnesses".

This talisman is said to be used to regulate the body, cure diseases, and strengthen the body.

Li Jun pondered that Jin Hao's situation was mainly a psychological problem, and giving him some psychological suggestions might actually work.

"This one will do."

Li Jun spread out the yellow paper and picked up the brush.

Dip it in cinnabar and concentrate your mind.

Although he knew the talisman was just for psychological comfort, he still decided to go all out for his good brother.

The pen tip falls.

Talisman head, talisman core, talisman foot —

After finishing the last stroke, Li Jun let out a long breath.

This talisman is arguably the most meticulously drawn one he has ever made.

Although I don't know if it will be effective, I have shown my sincerity.

"Brother, this is all I can do for you."

Li Jun folded the talisman into a triangle, put it into a small red cloth bag, and prepared to mail it out the next day.

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