He won 900 million in the lottery.

When rich people boast, it's not called pretense; it's their true nature.

Zhong Qing: "Let's go, what are you standing there for?"

I looked at the 911 Targa 4 in front of me: "Is this your car?"

Zhong Qing curled the corners of her lips: "To be precise, you're yours now, pretty boy?"

I scratched my head: "Although I look young, I'm still older than you, so calling me a pretty boy isn't quite right. Let's just assume you have a special preference for greasy older men."

Zhong Qing: "Go to hell, don't take advantage of my seniority."

set off!

What's it like to drive a 911 around campus?

How embarrassing, I was stopped by security...

Luckily, I had cigarettes in my pocket...

Zhong Qing sat in the passenger seat, covering her mouth and chuckling.

Me: "Just laugh if you want to."

Zhong Qing: "You're a real talent for acting; you'll definitely make the guy look foolish in a minute!"

...I'll take that as a compliment.

A not-so-high-end restaurant in Wangfujing.

As for why I chose this place, it's because I love that this girl doesn't spend any money!

But since I still need to spend money to embarrass myself and show off, I'll just choose an ordinary place.

We had a reservation and sat down 10 minutes early.

I looked at Zhongqing sitting across from me. She looked completely bewildered, took out a mirror from her handbag, and examined her face more closely.

Zhong Qing: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Me: "What's our mission?"

Zhong Qing: "Playing the role of a couple will drive away the scumbag boyfriend."

Me: "Then why are you sitting across from me? Are you joining that jerk to make me angry?"

Zhongqing realized what was happening, said "Oh," and moved to sit next to me.

The man was punctual and arrived at the agreed time.

Zhong Qing: "Xiao Long, over here."

I:"?????"

Judging from their tone, they're acquaintances. What kind of trick is this?

Zhongqing only talked to me about the temperament and habits of this man named Yinglong in the afternoon, but she didn't say that the two of them were acquaintances. I thought it was like a blind date, and that it was the first time they had met!

Yinglong, just from its name, is no ordinary creature!

It seems their family were victims of a political marriage, and I became the clown in their political marriage.

Damn it, if I had known it would turn out like this, I wouldn't have done it for any amount of money. Besides, I didn't even get paid. It was just a cameo appearance. I'm losing money like crazy!

Yinglong: "Xiaoqing, why did you choose a place like this?"

Zhong Qing glanced at me, and I knew it was my turn to go on stage.

Me: "I'm tired of eating at fancy restaurants. This kind of place is pretty good, and Qingqing likes to eat here too."

Your name is Xiao Qing?

My name is Qingqing!

Yinglong came in and saw the two of us sitting together, but he didn't say anything. When I spoke, he asked, "Xiaoqing, who is he?"

Zhong Qing: "My friend."

There were no men among my friends, but one of them sat next to me, standing opposite him, their identities self-evident.

I extended my hand very generously: "Shen Tian!"

Why not use your real name?

Why use your real name when lying? Is it to make it easier for victims to find you and seek revenge?

"Wu Yinglong".

Wu Yinglong took out the menu, ready to call the waiter to order.

Me: "No need, we've already ordered. See if it suits your taste, and if not, we can add a couple more dishes."

Wu Yinglong put down the menu: "Anything is fine with me."

Six dishes for three people is already quite a feast.

The atmosphere became awkward when a stranger was added between two acquaintances.

It seems this was indeed a blind date arranged by the elders. However, Wu Yinglong, seeing my presence, probably knew I was just a pawn, so he didn't mention the blind date again.

The dinner party quickly ended in an awkward atmosphere.

When it came time to pay the bill, Wu Yinglong raised his hand first and asked the waiter to settle the bill.

Waiter: "Excuse me, sir, your table has a group purchase deal, and the voucher has already been verified."

Embarrassing?

Wu Yinglong is extremely embarrassed right now.

At the entrance of the restaurant.

Wu Yinglong: "Xiao Qing, are you free tonight? How about the three of us go see a movie together?"

As expected, the three essentials of a blind date are: dinner, shopping, and a movie!

Zhong Qing: "I have something to do, why don't you two go take a look?"

I was about to refuse...

Wu Yinglong: "Alright, since you don't have time, Brother Shen can come with me."

? ? ? ?

Damn, is Wu Yinglong gay? I feel like I've been tricked; their real purpose in this blind date is to find me.

With eyes that seemed to hold a murderous intensity, I agreed.

Me: "Fine, I'm just killing time anyway."

So, Zhongqing took a taxi and left, and I drove my 911 to him.

Wu Yinglong's surprised expression reappeared on his face.

I shrugged. "I said I didn't want it, but she insisted on giving it to me. It's not new, but it'll do for now. Where are we going to see a movie? I'll drive you."

Wu Yinglong: "No need, I have my own car."

We added each other on WeChat, and Wu Yinglong sent his location.

"Here, you can get a foot massage and watch movies."

"Can."

Sure enough, men understand men best.

Lanting Palace.

Just look at the name, you can tell there are three floors. Let's see if Wu Yinglong knows what he's doing.

double room.

Wu Yinglong was a regular customer, so he directly called over two familiar technicians.

Traditional Chinese style, Tang suit!

Do you know what a Tang suit is? It's the kind that exposes half of the breasts! The slit goes all the way up to the upper thigh, leaving the lower body completely bare!

Is this a foot wash?

It's a man's willpower!

Wu Yinglong: "President Shen, I know Xiao Qing very well. We're from the same compound and childhood sweethearts."

Me: "No wonder, we met on a dating app, and it's only been a little over a month."

Wu Yinglong choked, took a breath, and then said, "How much money did Xiaoqing give you?"

I held out my hand and flipped my wrist: "I gave her 5! Hey, I didn't expect her to turn around and give me a car!"

Wu Yinglong: "That's not very interesting, Brother Shen. I sincerely invited you to come."

Me: "Brother, I was originally in it for the money, but after spending these two months together, I've discovered that there are things that attract me more than money."

Wu Yinglong and I exchanged a glance, both of us understanding each other without saying a word.

Wu Yinglong: "The fact that you came already proves something; we are competing fairly."

Thank you for your hospitality today.

I lay down on my back, closed my eyes, and began to comfortably enjoy myself.

really!

The first 15 minutes are spent with a beautiful woman giving a body massage, and then the real show begins!

The massage was a legitimate massage, the techniques were standard, the acupoints were accurately located, and the pressure was just right!

But with such an outfit, such a stunning figure, and such a bare body, who could resist?

Wu Yinglong: "Brother Shen, I'll go upstairs first. You can add more minutes as you like, it's on me!"

Wu Yinglong led the technician upstairs.

Number 66 whispered in my ear, "Boss, they've gone upstairs. Shall we go up too?"

Me: "How do I say 'going upstairs'?"

Number 66 whispered in my ear: "Three clocks, 98 full."

"Go! Go now! Put it on his tab!"

After going upstairs, there was a small, separate room with no windows on the door—that's it! That's exactly the feeling!

"You wait here, I'm going out to make a phone call. It'll be three hours, so let's have some fun."

Number 66: "Okay, boss."

Me: "By the way, which room did that couple go to?"

Number 66 took out his phone and glanced at the group messages: "Room 311".

After closing the door, I took my phone, put on my clothes, and left, going downstairs to my car.

Fifteen minutes later, two police cars pulled up at the entrance.

After showing his identification, the person went straight to the third floor without saying a word. Less than five minutes later, he came out again and drove away in a police car.

Without saying goodbye, I drove away.

Pooh!

They're all scumbags, and their methods are all equally despicable.