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Chapter 259 Endless Yellow Hair! The Victim is Innocent!

"Bang!!!"

A louder, even more muffled, explosion rang out!

Shen Luo's indestructible body, constructed from the relics of a Buddhist monk, withstood the terrifying force of a punch that was powerful enough to shatter Ji Xun!

His feet sank deep into the ground, carving two bottomless furrows behind him. His simple, honest face was instantly deformed by the immense impact. His flesh rippled violently like water, as if it might detach from his bones at any moment.

But the 206 innate Arhat relics inside burst forth with dazzling golden light, forcibly stabilizing the structure, leaving only a clear, sunken fist mark, and blood with a faint golden glow spilling from the corner of the mouth.

The masters in the heavens gasped in astonishment, seeing it clearly.

Each of these 206 Buddha relics can share some of the force applied to the body. When all 206 relics are stacked together, the force can be reduced several times over.

"What a hard tortoise shell!" Ye Li grinned maliciously, his eyes flashing even brighter with ferocity.

Before Shen Luo could even regain his footing, his figure vanished again like a ghost!

A large hand, wreathed in violent true energy, gripped that gleaming bald head like an iron clamp!

Five fingers, like dragon claws, gripped the skull tightly!

The fingertips even dug deep into the opponent's hard flesh due to the immense force!

"Ugh!" Shen Luo felt an irresistible force coming from the top of his head, as if the sky was collapsing and his entire head was about to be crushed! The 206 relic bone apertures vibrated spontaneously, emitting a loud and clear hum, trying to resist this brute force.

But Ye Li's power at this moment was the ultimate violence amplified by the double [Dragon Rebirth]! A pure, unreasonable physical crushing! "Come here!"

Ye Li roared, straining his waist and bulging his arm muscles like a coiled dragon!

He grabbed Shen Luo's bald head, like swinging a heavy meteor hammer, lifting it up sharply and then slamming it down hard!

Boom! ...

Shen Luo's entire body was forcibly lifted off the ground by this irresistible force.

A terrifying crater, thousands of feet in diameter, was instantly formed.

The shockwave, carrying debris and dust, swept outwards like a tsunami!

In the center of the deep pit, Shen Luo endured Ye Li's terrifying power, but apart from his blood churning, he suffered no damage.

Ok……

A strange feeling rose in Ye Li's heart as he looked at the other party's intact body.

This defense far exceeded his expectations; it was definitely not just the Buddha's physical body.

Above the soul, Ye Li just used the "Great Annihilation Mindscape" at close range.

However, the opponent's soul was impregnable, and under the effect of [Soul Returns], it was completely unaffected by Ye Li's innate-level soul attack. While contemplating, Ye Li gave the opponent no chance to catch their breath.

He planted his feet firmly on the edge of the pit, and with another burst of strength in his arms, as if dragging a dead dog, he yanked Shen Luo out of the pit! Dust and gravel fell from Shen Luo's body.

"Warm green? Pure love? I'll show you what hot, burning love really is!"

Ye Li grinned maliciously and swung his arm again!

This time, it's a lateral pull!

Whoosh! Bang!

Shen Luo's body transformed into a blurry golden streak of light, and Ye Li, dragging him by his bald head, slammed him violently into a towering, pitch-black mountain peak! Rumble! ...

The hard metal mountain was as if it had been cleaved open by a divine weapon, emitting a piercing metallic tearing sound!

Shen Luo's body was embedded deep into the mountainside, causing the entire mountain to shake violently and rocks to fall like a torrential rain!

Before the dust had even risen, Ye Li's figure had already followed closely like a leech!

His fists, feet, elbows, knees... every part of his body became the most ferocious weapon!

In an instant, a massive attack, imbued with bloodthirsty energy and destructive power, surged forth like a sudden storm or a torrential downpour from the heavens.

The bombardment struck Shen Luo's body, which was sent flying backward and embedded in the mountain, without any pause!

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

The explosions, as dense as rolling thunder and as heavy as war drums, resounded through the sky!

The entire mountain region howled and trembled under Ye Li's ferocious attacks!

However, amidst this fierce and relentless attack...

A fist, wreathed in the same resilient golden light and imbued with a strange, Zen-like stillness, forcefully pierced through Ye Li's fist shadow and gale. Ignoring the aftershocks that could tear through steel, it slammed into Ye Li's chest with unparalleled precision and weight!

Bang! !

Both of them were struck as if by a heavy blow, their figures flying backward like two cannonballs flying in opposite directions!

Ye Li forcibly twisted his body in mid-air, his feet stomping repeatedly in the void, creating sonic boom ripples, before he could barely stabilize himself.

A trickle of blood had already spilled from the corner of his mouth, and a faint golden fist mark remained on his chest, burning with pain.

[Blue - Strong Wind]: Physical defense increased by 500%.

Under the effect of the entry, Shen Luo's defense was weakened to the extreme, but the opponent's defense was even more terrifying than his own.

In the far distance, Shen Luo's figure crashed into a small hill and slowly came to a stop amidst a cloud of dust.

He lightly brushed the dust off his coarse linen clothes, his compassionate smile unchanged, as if he hadn't just been the one being tossed around like a punching bag. He clasped his hands together, golden light swirling around him, the 206 relics glowing and shimmering like breaths. He spoke slowly, his voice clear and penetrating the smoke and dust: "You cannot harm me, because the first effect of my 'Nine Transformations of the Heavenly Silkworm' is called 'Innocence in Being Cuckolded.' As long as I am in the position of the victim, I am immune to a significant portion of the blond-haired man's damage."

"What does this have to do with me?" Ye Li said coldly.

This cuckold, whom he only met today, has no effect on him.

Thinking this, Ye Li raised his hand to strike, but was shocked by the other party's next words.

"Because you cheated on me!"

Shen Luo smiled and put his hands together in prayer.

"What the hell are you talking about???"

Ye Li's expression was starting to falter; no, who could possibly keep that up?!

Don't slander someone else's innocence based on when you did it.

Shen Luo's smile grew even more compassionate, yet his eyes were eerily calm, as if stating a truth:

"Why deny it, Fellow Daoist Ye? It all happened thirteen years ago, when you and Du Qinghe, the love of my life, met at the Spring Breeze Pavilion in the Cold Moon City of the Northern Territory." "This matter is still fresh in my memory, etched in my heart. You did indeed do it."

"ha??????"

Upon hearing what Shen Luo said, Ye Li's expression became more exaggerated than ever before.

Success was stunned by the other party's thunderous language system.

Not to mention Ye Li, even the grandmasters watching from the sidelines had expressions of having just witnessed the drama unfold.

There is such a past event, it is truly a fateful duel.

Shen Luo's words were so matter-of-fact that Ye Li subconsciously wondered, "Did I really do something like that thirteen years ago?" But after a brief moment of thought, Ye Li immediately denied it:

"What nonsense are you talking about? Thirteen years ago I was only in the Southern Border, and how old was I then? How could I have possibly gone to the Northern Border?" "No, you were!"

Shen Luo smiled and pointed to his forehead, saying, "Everything is in my head."

"Whether something is green or not depends not on facts, but on one's own perception."

"You're insane!"

Ye Li and all the grandmasters watching couldn't help but curse inwardly.

I've heard of people fantasizing about others.

But it's rare to fantasize about someone cheating on you.

Shen Luo smiled and said, "As long as I think in my mind that you cheated on me, then you have cheated on me. I'm already thinking about how you cheated on me, what actions you took, and what expression you made."

"Damn... this guy... is invincible!"

Ye Li was utterly speechless; this cuckold was truly unbeatable.

In the past, there were two extraordinary groups on the internet!

One type is the cuckold who seeks a sense of authenticity, finding joy only in cuckoldry and believing that only cuckoldry represents reality.

The second type is the super-avoidant party who creates green out of thin air.

If the female lead talks to someone else a few times, people assume the author is cheating on her and that she's not clean.

Their classic phrase is: I think you've been cheated on!

These two types of people represent two extremes on the internet!

And what about Shen Luo in front of us?

It's a combination of the two mentioned above; imagine a cuckolded party!

He doesn't mind being cheated on, and he wants to trigger the "being cheated on is not a crime" effect.

He can generate a three-thousand-word explicit essay in his mind anytime, anywhere during battle, without any psychological burden! He then uses this to frame his opponent for cheating on him.

This is an invincible three-dimensional defense, because the cow is Ye Li's, but the brain belongs to Shen Luo, so he can fill in the blanks himself.

So... does this kind of mentally imagining being cheated on... count as being cheated on?

Guangyao Daqianlu: Yes!!! This is a cuckold!!! Of course it's cuckolding! If I see someone imagining cuckolding like this, I'll just curse them out!

At this moment, Shen Luo had a smile on his face.

He frantically generated a 3000-word short essay in his mind about Ye Li and his girlfriend.

As the "being cheated on is innocent" effect is triggered, its immunity to Huangmao Yeli begins to increase.

Ye Li was so angry at the other party's utterly irrational logic that he laughed.

Ye Li didn't mind being a blond guy.

But this was the first time he had been falsely accused of having a "yellow hair in his brain" by the victim's imagination, and the expression on his face turned completely cold.

Meanwhile, on the other end, behind Shen Luo.

One after another, illusory figures appeared.

This is the third effect of his "Nine Transformations of the Heavenly Silkworm"—Endless Yellow Hair!!!

Everyone who has ever cheated on him owes him a debt of gratitude that he needs to repay.

They can all be summoned to fight for him once!

For this battle, all eighteen grandmasters of the Pure Love Evil Sect poured their essence into their heads, all in order to obtain the Heavenly Book.

Sensing the presence behind him, Shen Luo shed a tear of emotion.

They're back. Senior brothers, junior brothers, master, uncles, and senior masters have all returned.

At this moment, he was not fighting alone; he felt countless warm arms pressing on his shoulders.

With his current cultivation level at the Qi Condensation Realm, he can only summon an avatar at the Qi Condensation Realm without any special effects.

Under Ye Li's gloomy gaze, one... ten... a hundred... a thousand...

Ye Li: "No, you've been cheated on by so many people...!"

the answer is……

In the end, a total of 3,333 illusory figures appeared behind Shen Luo.

Shen Luo, accompanied by an endless stream of blond hair, gazed at Ye Li from afar and said:

"As long as Qinghe and I are willing, even if we get cheated on a lot, it's still pure love!!!"

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