Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

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Li Meiyu was caught off guard by his sudden close approach.

His warm breath brushed against my ear, carrying his unique scent.

"I wasn't thinking about you at all!"

"Oh? How can you prove it?" Jiang Ling pressed her advantage.

In any debate, neither side should fall into the trap of "self-justification."

If it were the previous Li Meiyu, she would definitely have noticed and retaliated.

But at this moment, his sudden attack threw them into disarray. Their silly little heads were in complete chaos, and they could no longer organize a proper defense.

Like Xiang Yu at Gaixia—it was destined that she would lose!

"Miyu...Miyu...um, Miyu just wanted to wear it herself, and...um..."

Why are you stuttering?

Jiang Ling timely interrupted her increasingly chaotic thoughts, pressing her advantage, "How about we play a game?"

He stepped back slightly, looked down at her flushed face, and his eyes held a hint of provocation.

"You're not scared, are you?"

Following the "self-proving trap" comes the "provocation tactic".

"Wha...what game? Miu isn't afraid at all..."

As expected, Li Meiyu took the bait, her panic mixed with a hint of curiosity, and completely fell into his trap.

"It's very simple."

Jiang Ling lowered her voice even further, like a devil's whisper, "Let's hug each other and kiss. Whoever can't hold back first... loses."

"wait……!"

Before the words of protest could even be uttered, they were all swallowed up by him.

He wrapped one arm around her slender waist and pulled Meiyu's soft body tightly into his embrace.

With his other hand he supported the back of her head, lowered his head, and precisely kissed her two slightly cool, thin lips.

The first lesson in the dating guide: When kissing, look into the girl's eyes.

Jiang Ling kissed her, but his eyes remained fixed on Mei Yu.

His gaze was deep and focused, carrying an undisguised aggression and possessiveness.

Like the sharpest sword, it pierced straight into the softest corner of Miyu's heart.

Li Meiyu really liked the possessive look in his eyes.

It was as if he belonged to that stinky blond guy, was his trophy, a treasure he longed to possess completely.

The feeling of being needed, desired, and firmly locked in made her feel hot all over.

The Second Chapter of the Dating Guide: Don't stare for too long; looking down gives girls a slightly shy and innocent feeling.

Jiang Ling's eyelashes drooped slightly, casting a small shadow under her eyelids.

His expression revealed a rare, almost youthful focus, a subtle contrast to his earlier aggressive gaze.

Li Meiyu felt an even more intense wave of dizziness wash over her, her cheeks burning, and her breathing becoming unsteady.

She... wants Li Le!

"Little Miu~"

His lips parted slightly, his hot breath brushing against hers. "You're so cute."

"I... I really like you."

—The third chapter of the Love Manual: After kissing, lean close to the girl's earlobe and confess your feelings sincerely.

Earlobes have always been one of Miu's weaknesses.

"I...I can't take it anymore!"

She raised her head, her beautiful, watery eyes glaring at him, filled with a mixture of shame and indignation, yet so soft they seemed to melt.

"You...you bastard!"

"Stop, stop teasing Miu... Hmph..."

She pouted in dissatisfaction, looked up at him, her eyes wet with accusation.

Jiang Ling: "Raise both hands above your head~"

"Are you... are you sick in the head...?"

She protested softly, but her body language betrayed her words as she slowly raised her slender arms. "Idiot... can't you... stop making Miyu do this and that all the time..."

While complaining, she secretly hoped that the blond-haired guy would be more forceful and pull her into his arms.

But Jiang Ling remained unmoved, which made Mei Yu both angry and annoyed. She let out a cute hum that was so adorable that it made one's heart flutter.

Jiang Ling suddenly bent down, picked her up by the waist, and kissed her lips fiercely before she could scream.

Then, without any mercy, he threw her into the fluffy bedding.

"Does Miyu like me?"

"I...I hate you..." she muttered softly.

……

Defeat Today – Li Meiyu?

……

the next day.

Lan Xinlan woke up groggily and climbed out of the closet.

The next second, her delicate white chin almost hit the ground.

Then I saw...

......

Lan Xinlan: ⊙▽⊙

"Hey? Is anyone there?" she called out softly.

No one responded.

However, faint sounds could be heard coming from the direction of the bathroom.

She was about to go to the bathroom, and after hesitating for a moment, she gently pushed open the bathroom door.

■

Morning light streamed through the frosted glass window, casting a soft, pinkish-gold glow.

Li Meiyu frowned her delicate eyebrows, placed the back of her hand on her forehead, and muttered in dissatisfaction:

"Ugh... you stinky blondie... don't turn on the light—it's blinding... do you hear me?"

However, she soon sensed that something was wrong.

This light... is too bright.

She struggled to open her heavy eyelids.

Li Meiyu: (=°Д°=)! ! !

How come it's already light out?!

Lan Xinlan finally snapped out of her petrified state, bowed sharply at a ninety-degree angle, and hurriedly tried to close the door:

"I'm so sorry! I...I didn't mean to...I'll leave right now!"

Li Meiyu looked up and suddenly realized that the person who had just spoken seemed to be...

With a bang, the door closed.

The bathroom fell into a deathly silence.

Jiang Ling: ……

Li Meiyu:......

Lan Xinlan at the door: ╥﹏╥, they... Waaaaah...

"You stinky blondie! You big silver devil! It's all your fault...you got kicked by Miu!"

After a brief moment of stunned silence, boundless shame and remorse instantly overwhelmed Li Meiyu.

Enraged, she unleashed a flurry of kicks on Jiang Ling's chest with her delicate white feet, which moved like whirlwinds.

"I'll kick you to death! I'll kick you to death! You're too ashamed to show your face in public!!!"

She was partly responsible for the current situation, yet she ruthlessly shifted the blame to Jiang Ling.

"Hey, you idiot Miu, can't you be reasonable?"

"Pah! That, that's..."

Li Meiyu was speechless, her face flushed crimson, and she stubbornly retorted, "Anyway, it's all your fault!"

Jiang Ling sighed, grasped her still kicking ankle, and pulled her into his arms:

"Alright, stop fooling around. Take the day off and get some rest."

"Eh... Oh."

After a few seconds of silence, she suddenly raised her head, glanced at him with her watery eyes, then quickly lowered them again, her voice barely a whisper:

.

"Perfect..."

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