Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

[PS: To save data, the production process has been omitted.]

……

It was already past ten o'clock when I got home.

Open the door and go inside.

Li Meiyu lay on the bedding in a very unseemly sleeping posture.

The thin nightgown was rolled up to her waist, revealing her pinkish-white bowl.

Her fair, slender legs were casually draped over his pillow.

Jiang Ling casually lifted her knees, grabbed her clothes, and went to take a shower.

When I came out, it was on the mattress.

Li Meiyu, who had woken up at some unknown time, rolled up his blankets and quilts into a cat-like shape.

With eyes closed, he made peaceful and even breathing sounds.

Jiang Ling: ……

"Miwa?"

"Li Meiyu!"

"Hmph~", Li Meiyu opened her eyes in dissatisfaction and let out a soft snort:

"You're back so late~ There's no room for you here~"

As she spoke, she rolled to the corner with a soft groan.

"You stinky blondie~ You're not allowed to touch me today! If you're not back by 10 o'clock next time, you're not allowed in the door!"

Jiang Ling: ……

666, you brat, you've got another IOU, haven't you?

Lan Xinlan heard the door open from inside the closet.

They had already pressed their eyes to the crack, peering out with trembling eyes.

He kicked twice lightly.

Li Meiyu was like a stubborn leech, refusing to come out.

"Miyu~ Shall we play a game?" Jiang Ling said helplessly.

Especially at times like these, you absolutely cannot show a vulnerable, manipulated demeanor and frantically apologize.

Those who readily apologize are usually in a relatively weak position in terms of emotions, career, and life.

Li Meiyu asked curiously, "What game?"

She had expected Jiang Ling to roughly rip off the covers, pick her up, and give her a good spanking; she was even a little excited about it. But instead, he acted like a saint, having just paid his dues…

"Close your eyes, I'll get you something delicious to eat, and you guess the name of the food~"

Jiang Ling opened the refrigerator with a smile, but then her smile froze, and she incredulously pulled out all the drawers:

"Where's all the pudding and ice cream I just stuffed myself with yesterday?"

Li Meiyu lowered her head guiltily.

Without hesitation, Jiang Ling went to the kitchen and opened the cabinet door, only to find that potato chips, cookies, and other snacks had also disappeared.

Was your house burgled?

No, the thief is in the house!

Li Meiyu blushed slightly, rolled her Swiss roll around, and said:

"Well... it's all your fault! Why didn't you prepare more?"

"How about... they compensate you with Li Shouyi?"

[To save data, we'll just briefly mention it.]

……

I skipped class this morning.

Jiang Ling simply skipped her afternoon classes and told Youyou:

Sorry, I don't have class today, so we won't be having lunch together.

Then she told Kexin, "I don't have class today, so we won't eat together tonight."

Li Meiyu lay in the bathtub, complaining, "You stinky blondie!"

"What's wrong now?"

"Hmph~ Why didn't you ask for leave for Miyu too! Miyu doesn't want to go to school this afternoon, you have to make it up to her..."

"Six six six, I skipped class. It's the same whether I skip half a day or a whole day. You're a rich young lady, do you need to ask for leave if you don't want to go?"

"Hmm... Meiyu doesn't care~ I want compensation..." After eating and drinking her fill, Li Meiyu started to act like a scoundrel.

"Compensation for what?"

[To save data, we'll just briefly mention it.]

Lan Xinlan: ╥﹏╥

It's almost noon, why haven't they come out yet?

In the afternoon, Li Meiyu did not skip class and went to school.

After all, she had made a promise with Kexin to work together on the costumes for the cultural festival, and she couldn't break her word.

Just as Jiang Ling was about to play Diablo for a while...

Suddenly, Lan Xinlan screamed in terror, "Ah—!"

Then, she scrambled out of the closet and leaned against his back, trembling.

The sudden impact caused the handle to fly off and break in two.

Jiang Ling: ……

Lan Xinlan! I want to surpass Lei Lou!

However, Jiang Ling suppressed her anger and asked with a smile, "What's wrong with you now?"

Lan Xinlan gasped for breath, pouting, "You stinky Alina... sending me weird pictures without even blurring them!"

"Alina?" Jiang Ling remembered, she seemed to be her British best friend...

(Loli best friend, or Lomi for short)

Lan Xinlan turned her head away, her hands trembling as she held up her phone: "Look..."

Well, here's a picture of a suspension bridge.

However, Jiang Ling had seen it on Tieba before; it was a very old ghost picture.

It's the classic Jump Scare where you slide down and a ghost jumps around in front of you.

Sure enough, as I slid to the bottom, a distorted ghost face jumped out.

Lan Xinlan glanced at it out of the corner of her eye, and then cried out "Ah—!"

Jiang Ling: ……

Alan, as the number one genius girl, shouldn't you be a staunch materialist?

Seemingly noticing the disdain in Jiang Ling's eyes, she forced a smile:

"Actually... after seeing it so many times, I'm not that scared anymore... Alan is very brave..."

Jiang Ling: ……

Six six six, my hands and legs are still shaking.

At this moment, Alina sent another video and text message:

[Alan~ I went to Whitby Abbey with my friends to test my courage!]

[Video.mp4]

I heard there are vampires here, but unfortunately I didn't see any.

Oh dear, given Alan's timid nature, he definitely wouldn't dare go to scary places to film a courage test video~

Lan Xinlan pouted: 【No way! Alan is very bold!】

Alina: [Ah, right, right~]

The two started bickering like idiots.

Jiang Ling was speechless, then suddenly remembered something and asked, "By the way, how's it going with stealing the answers to that entrance exam?"

Lan Xinlan was taken aback, then shook her head and said, "We can't steal it... We can't break in using high-tech methods. Their printers are all purely mechanical structures from the last century..."

"So I plan to withdraw this pre-sale information and refund the users' cocoon coins."

Jiang Ling: ……

Hey! Wait a minute!

Why would you sell information that isn't reliable?

"This information is very important to me; you must get it!"

"Hey, didn't you already pass the exam? Why do you need the answers?" Lan Xinlan replied to her best friend with a puzzled look on her face.

Jiang Ling was momentarily speechless: "Anyway, is there any way to get it? I'm in a hurry."

"Or..." Lan Xinlan pondered, then said, "How about you come with me to steal it offline?"