Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

In the evening, I returned home.

Ouyang Kexin couldn't help but hum a happy little tune.

Seeing her sister like this, Ke Ling, who was clearing away the dishes, asked curiously:

"Sister~ What's making you so happy?"

Ouyang Kexin had no intention of hiding it from her younger sister. She gently took her hand and said happily:

"Ling-chan~ I'm really happy today!"

"You have a brother-in-law now!"

Brother-in-law!

Husband!

La!

Ouyang Keling's smile froze, and the light in her pupils gradually faded.

Seeing that her younger sister seemed a little lost in thought.

Ouyang Kexin waved her little hand in front of her eyes and asked in confusion:

"Ling-chan? What's wrong?"

Ouyang Keling snapped out of her daze, quickly shook her head, and said softly:

"No... Congratulations, sister..."

"Ling, is it your period? You look terrible..." Ouyang Kexin asked, concerned about her younger sister's health.

"Hmm... I think so. Well, big sister... I'm going to do my homework now~"

Ke Ling forced a smile, let go of her sister's hand, and turned to walk upstairs.

Looking at her younger sister's somewhat dejected figure.

Ouyang Kexin tilted her head, thinking, "Ling seems a little unhappy..."

Could it be... that you're worried about your sister?

A common plot in comics—the older sister gets a boyfriend, and the younger sister feels that her older sister has been stolen away by someone else and sulks...

Ouyang Kexin chuckled softly and called out to her:

"How cute~ Rin~ Don't worry about your older sister, because Mr. Knight is a very good boyfriend~"

Hearing the words "boyfriend".

Ouyang Keling paused on her way upstairs, then quickened her pace.

……

early morning.

[Beep! A "Random Skill Upgrade Card" has been detected. Use it?]

Jiang Ling groggily opened her eyes, glanced at it, and waved her hand: "Use it."

Since it's a random upgrade, the probability of accidentally getting another time-stopping upgrade is infinitely close to zero.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! Your skill "Feint Attack" has been enhanced.]

【Feint to the East, Attack in the West Pro】

[Description: Able to project one's own sound source to any location within a 50-meter radius. Furthermore, if the sound source is placed inside a living being, it will trigger a "mental strength check." If the user's mental strength is higher than that of the living being, they will be able to control the other party's vocal cords.]

Well, as expected, upgrading is almost the same as not upgrading at all.

Jiang Ling closed the system interface and got up.

……

The three people stood beside the motorcycle.

Li Meiyu was no longer the crybaby she was yesterday; she kicked him twice in a haughty manner: "Hurry up and unlock it! You'll be late for school!"

After unlocking the door, Jiang Ling looked at the two of them with a complicated expression.

Unexpectedly, Lan Xinlan actually got up today and even said, "Alan, go to school today too."

My motorcycle only has one seat, but two little girls came.

How do you ride in this car?

Fortunately, Li Meiyu was very magnanimous.

I climbed onto the back seat of the motorcycle.

The front seats will be given to Lan Xinlan.

Jiang Ling really wanted to ask, "Meiyu, when did you become so kind?"

Could it be that she's gotten addicted to giving me gifts...?

The three of them sat down, and soon Jiang Ling understood what the empress's authority and aura meant.

■■■

Those words, seemingly meant for Jiang Ling, actually reached Alan's ears.

Jiang Ling: ……

Lan Xinlan: (Ｔ▽Ｔ)

Amero—don't say anymore.

I'm going to have to recall that strange feeling of heartache mixed with excitement again!

As expected of Li Meiyu, who is full of wicked schemes.

The part about asserting sovereignty.

Fortunately, I didn't have any special feelings for Lan Xinlan. If it were Yan Youyou or Kexin's mother who heard this...

They'd probably faint from anger, and when they woke up, they'd come knocking on your door with a machete, right?

……

Came to school.

The head of the teaching department came to the class in the morning and called Yan Youyou and Jiang Ling to a meeting room. Lan Xinlan was also among the people who came.

"Hello," Jiang Ling greeted.

Lan Xinlan turned her head away, not daring to look at his face. "I'm sorry..."

Jiang Ling: ……

Hey! We don't even have any connection, why are you looking like a victim?!

"Recently, in order to ensure a stable student body and improve their enthusiasm for learning... (1.5 words of rambling)"

"Our school gritted its teeth and squeezed out some resources to establish a new 'promotion system,' and we called you here to test it out."

There were more than a hundred people who came.

Among them were many students who wore thick glasses and exuded an aura of academic genius just by standing there.

Yan Youyou looked around, thinking, "Ah Ling... is here too, right?"

But among so many people, who could be Ah Ling?

Before the teacher could speak, Jiang Ling pulled up a chair, sat down, and crossed her legs.

Yan Youyou shook her head slightly, thinking, "If it were A-Ling, she definitely wouldn't be so rude..."

Jiang Ling: ……

Just you wait, Youyou, if your lips aren't swollen from being kissed by noon, I'll touch your black stockings!

Even if it's swollen from kissing, I'll still touch it...

"Alright, the exam will now begin!"

The teacher announced loudly that a set of "pilot" exam papers had been distributed.

Yan Youyou wrote very seriously, thinking to herself, "It seems that even with the spot given by A-Ling, I still need to do well on the exam to get in."

Jiang Ling filled in her student ID and name, and then filled in C for all the multiple-choice questions.

OK, all done!

After all, this exam appears to be a pilot program to "recruit talents from all over the country".

In reality, whoever gets promoted is just going through the motions.

Everything had been arranged perfectly long ago.

After all, there's no need to announce the results later; the list of students promoted to the next grade will be released then.

Those who didn't make it should just leave. Appeal? Think there's something fishy going on?

Just wait, the school is investigating...

【Simple?】

[Huh? Someone wrote faster than me?]

Unlike Youyou's cold and aloof inner voice.

Another clear, emotionless voice entered his mind.

Jiang Ling subconsciously turned her head and met a pair of calm, pale purple eyes.

A little purple-haired girl with a long, thick ahoge (cowlick)...

boom--

A thunderclap exploded in my mind.

He recognized the true identity of the purple-haired loli who had entered the machine.

is her!

Koizumi Aoyama's daughter, the supreme empress of life sciences, a cool and innocent loli, with a perfectly placed mole on her exquisitely beautiful feet...

Why is he looking at me?

[Ding! New female lead detected. System task options issued!]

Option 1: Refuse the strategy guide

[Brief introduction: He immediately turned his head away, focused intently on his work, seemingly oblivious to the world's complexities.]

[Reward: Gear - God-like Glasses (During exams, you can see the answers of the person with the highest score in the same exam room)]

Option Two: Crazy Strategy

[Synopsis: He immediately stood up and loudly confessed his love to Shen Yue!]

[Reward: Skill - Loud Voice (Your voice can become very loud)]

[Option 3: A Step-by-Step Strategy]

[Introduction: It's not that we won't pursue her, but rather that we'll take it slow, gradual, and step-by-step. Let's start by building an aura of mystery and piquing her curiosity!]

[Reward: Skill - Neural Threads (You can manipulate a nervous system that sends weak electrical signals to control muscles)]

Jiang Ling: !

I still chose prison number three.

……

How to create a sense of mystery in front of a girl?

As a galgame expert who has played over three thousand gal games.

Jiang Ling believes she has a lot to say on this.

The key to creating a sense of mystery is to "have layers and leave room for imagination".

It's not about being distant or indifferent, but rather like a book that's worth reading, becoming more flavorful the more you savor it.

the most important is:

Three parts sincerity, seven parts blank space, and ninety points of modeling...

Hello~

Suddenly, Shen Yue heard a faint sound beside her ear.

Tinnitus? Hallucinations?

"Is this Ms. Shen Yue, whose ID number is...?"

【Huh?】

For the first time, surprise appeared in Shen Yue's usually calm and collected eyes.

Even the emotionless loli who re-enters the machine will show a shocked expression when her account is opened.

She looked around and tilted her head.

Look to the left.

Shen Yue heard it clearly; it was indeed a human voice, and the source of the sound was only a few centimeters away from her.

She looked to her left and met Jiang Ling's gaze again.

Jiang Ling gave her a mysterious and serene smile and nodded gently.

Before she could look at it for long, she turned her head away.

He left her with a charming and handsome profile.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! Shen Yue has become curious about you!]

[Skill: Nerve Threads]

[Description: You can remotely manipulate the total number of nerve cells with a total bioelectrical signal strength not exceeding 50mA (for example, controlling a recently deceased corpse or a paralyzed ordinary adult)]

Indeed, giving a mysterious smile to someone of the opposite sex is the best way to pique their curiosity.

Of course, this method requires some modeling skills, so it's not recommended to learn it if you don't have modeling skills.

Shen Yue's purple ahoge (antenna-like hair sticking up) swayed slightly.

Formulas began to flood my mind.

Calculations show that the mysterious voice just now is 99% related to this man.

As Jiang Ling tilted her head, she thought to herself: She must be itching to get her hands on something right now.

My mind was filled with the boy's smile, wondering why he smiled at me and whether he liked me.

dong dong dong...

The solid wood tabletop was struck.

Jiang Ling subconsciously looked up and met those cold, purple eyes.

The tuft of hair on its head swayed slightly.

"Why are you looking at me?" She appeared beside Jiang Ling without her noticing.

He looked at him neither from a superior position nor from a condescending one.

Shen Yue was about the same height as him when he was sitting, and their eyes were level.

The exam is only halfway over, and many people are still working on the questions.

She just stood there, looking so fresh and pretty, next to my desk?

Jiang Ling: ?

No, this is an exam!

You stood up, walked over to me, and asked me a question with an innocent look on your face?

In an instant, many people turned their attention to this spectacle.

Shen Yue remained unmoved, looking at him calmly, and asked, "Why? What, principle, if you don't tell, I, won't leave."

When the proctor saw the person stand up, sweat beaded on his forehead, and he didn't know whether to put one foot down from the podium or not.

For a moment, they stood there awkwardly.

"Quick, tell me."

Jiang Ling: ...?

As expected of you.

The second genius girl, Shen Yue, is described as "cool, aloof, adorable, highly intelligent, and stubborn like a typical 'three-no' loli!"

As for the number one genius girl sitting in the back, after finishing her questions, she became completely engrossed in watching videos.

Blue Heart Orchid: (=°Д°=)

Oh dear~ Another... yet another woman is getting close to him, waaaaah...