Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

"A Ferris wheel? Okay."

Jiang Ling took out a tissue and gently wiped the mashed potatoes from Ke Xin's mouth.

"Hmm... thank you... Ah Jiang, let me wipe your mouth too..." Ouyang Kexin blushed and took out a tissue to wipe his mouth for the thoughtful man.

Meanwhile, Escanor was clearing away a table full of chicken bones and said, "Marina, we've already reserved seats on the Ferris wheel."

Among the couple next door, the girl was also holding the boy's arm, shouting: "I heard there will be fireworks tonight, we're going to watch them from the Ferris wheel."

Feeling utterly alone, Li Meiyu was speechless for a moment, thinking to herself—she should go on the Ferris wheel too.

Upon reaching the highest point, he kicked open the door and shouted, "You stinky cement floor! How dare you provoke me? Come and have a go at Miss Miyu!"

He leaped up and slammed his head to the ground.

……

Near the Ferris wheel.

Below a signal tower.

Chhay was holding up night vision binoculars, his gaze fixed on the Ferris wheel not far away.

The Ferris wheel, turning slowly, is beautiful.

But this beauty will eventually fade away like fallen flowers and flowing water in spring.

Thinking about what would happen soon, Chachai sneered with a sense of shared sorrow: "'Life is like fireworks, beautiful but fleeting, burning away'... Mono no aware, mono no aware... tsk tsk tsk~ Most of it is just pointless whining and pettiness."

Just then, a patrolling security guard happened to pass by on the path below. Seeing the light reflected from the binoculars, he immediately waved his baton and shouted at him:

"Hey! Tourists over there, please return to the safe area immediately!"

Seeing that the man didn't move, the security guard took out his walkie-talkie and walked towards Chatchai, coldly reprimanding him:

"If you don't come down, I'm calling the police!"

"you……"

He was speaking when he suddenly felt a tightness in his throat and involuntarily touched his neck.

What happened?

He was horrified. A thin thread, seemingly out of nowhere, was tightly coiling around his neck, tightening frantically as if it were alive.

click-

With a crisp sound.

The security guard's head lolled to one side, and he collapsed limply to the ground.

At the last moment, his finger was still reaching for the walkie-talkie, but it eventually fell limply, staring unblinkingly at the intruder he thought was a tourist.

I failed to fulfill my duties as a security guard...

The security guard's "golden spirit" was ultimately no match for the methods of the superhuman...

Chachai slowly raised his hand, retracted the thin thread, and sneered:

"You lowly commoner dare to disturb the interest of an extraordinary person, so I have no choice but to grant you death."

……

We arrived at the base of the Ferris wheel.

Because people heard there would be a big fireworks display at night and that the Ferris wheel offered the best viewing spot, there were long queues, and most of them were couples.

Jiang Ling bought five tickets, which allowed her to book the entire gondola.

Ouyang Kexin's eyes widened, she gently tugged at his sleeve, and whispered:

"Isn't this...too expensive?"

After all, they would have to split the cost after the trip, and she had inherited her mother's frugal nature, so she naturally felt that buying five tickets for two people would be a waste.

Jiang Ling patted her little head. "It's not expensive, because I want to have a chance to be alone with Kexin."

Upon hearing those words, Kexin had only one thought in her mind—

Buy it! I'll pay for the entire cabin! No more splitting the bill...

Following behind were the couple in matching white outfits, who walked hand in hand into another gondola.

In order to get a better shot of Kexin and Mr. Knight, Li Meiyu followed closely behind.

Escanor and Marina were following behind.

Therefore, the front gondola was reserved for two people, while the back gondola was filled with five people.

"It's a pity we can only see what Kexin and the others are doing, but we can't hear what they're saying."

Li Meiyu looked at the two people in the transparent gondola above with a hint of envy in her eyes, feeling a little regretful.

"I never expected that cardboard box knight to understand girls' hearts so well, choosing to charter the entire cabin..."

"Hmph~ If it were that stinky blond guy, rigid and lecherous, he definitely wouldn't have thought of such a romantic way to flirt with girls..."

Next time... come with him, and be sure to book him a whole cabin!

With that thought in mind, she raised her phone and took a picture of the two people in the gondola above.

"Huh~ their hands are clasped together again, how embarrassing..."

A good best friend must know how to help you out.

Li Meiyu: [Kexin~ Do you need guidance, instruction, and answers to your questions?]

Ouyang Kexin, who was already nervous, immediately sat up straight upon seeing her best friend's message.

[Miyu! What should I be careful about when riding a Ferris wheel alone with a guy?]

[Waaah... I'm so nervous.]

What if I do something wrong and the knight dislikes me...?

Her incoherent speech clearly showed just how flustered Kexin was.

Li Meiyu: [Kexin! A surprising contrast!]

Ouyang Kexin: [Huh?]

Li Meiyu: [When you're out, maintain a gentle and innocent demeanor, but when you're alone in a room, you need to be able to show "contrast" and not be so innocent...]

Ouyang Kexin was still a bit confused, so she simply asked, "Meiyu... how about... you just teach me what to do?"

Li Meiyu thought for a moment: "Didn't Mr. Knight like your knees?"

Li Meiyu: [Directly...]

Ouyang Kexin: 【(=°Д°=) Well...I...I'll try my best...】

……

the other side.

The Ferris wheel slowly rose.

A man and a woman, alone in a room, had their fingers secretly intertwined.

Ouyang Kexin lowered her head, her eyes fixed on the tip of her little leather shoe that was gently twitching.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you invited Kexin to ride the Ferris wheel. A normal event point has been detected!]

Option 1: Do you love me or not?

[Summary: Hugging Kexin at the highest point of the Ferris wheel.]

[Reward: Skill - Learned Scholars (Your appearance becomes more refined and scholarly)]

Option 2: Call her name

[Synopsis: Lean close to Kexin's ear and whisper her name~]

[Reward: Homelander Laser Eyes (Side effects include conjunctivitis, eye disease, and...)]

Option 3: Recliner

[Synopsis: Serve as a recliner, and when the Ferris wheel reaches its highest point, kiss her and shout: !]

[Reward: Random Skill Upgrade Card]

Jiang Ling: ? ? ?

Dude, these options are getting weirder and weirder.

[Tian Wentong! You're getting more and more perverted!]

[Please choose quickly, host, otherwise... I'll hurt you...]

Jiang Ling: ……

Of the three options, option three seems to be the only one that is acceptable.

After all, Kexin's mother can only enjoy the tofu herself!

Now that things had come to this, Jiang Ling spoke first: "Kexin, I want to hold you."

"Eh...Eh!" Upon hearing this, Ouyang Kexin's fair face flushed red again, and she seemed somewhat at a loss for words.

"Um... Ah Jiang, this is so sudden... I..."

"If it's presumptuous, then forget it... I'm sorry, it was my presumption."

Jiang Ling looked guilty, lowered her head, and silently moved away by half a body length.

The innocent and naive little girl mother had never seen such a clever tactic as "retreating to advance".

With a thud, the pride in my heart crumbled into mud like a persimmon falling from a tree.

"No, Ah Jiang... I didn't mean any harm, it was my fault..."

Afraid of being disliked, Ouyang Kexin quickly blushed and pressed herself against his chest, wrapping her arms tightly around his waist, like a couple deeply in love.

Jiang Ling didn't hesitate and picked her up, placing her on his lap.

"Eh...Eh!?"

Ouyang Kexin, regaining her senses, froze, her petite body stiffening instantly. Her face flushed crimson, and she felt the warmth of A Jiang's chest against her back.

The little leather shoes under the chiffon skirt swayed slightly in the air, about five centimeters off the ground.

"Ah Jiang...I...I..."

"Uh... was that too abrupt?" he asked again, using a strategy of retreat as a pretext for advancement.

"No...no," Ouyang Kexin said softly, her face flushed, recalling Meiyu's teaching.

"I haven't taken my shoes off yet..."

As she spoke, she reached down to untie her little leather shoes, then slowly sat back on his lap, letting him hug her from behind. Her obedient and adorable appearance was just like that of a little bunny.

Jiang Ling inexplicably recalled a sentence: ...

……

Seeing Ah Jiang remain silent, swallowing hard as he looks at himself.

Ouyang Kexin's heart leaped with joy, and she became even bolder, blushing as she said:

"Ah Jiang, would you... like to... touch your... lower abdomen again?"

When she said those words, Ouyang Kexin felt both hopeful and regretful.

I want the person I like to be happy, but I also worry that they might misunderstand me as a promiscuous girl...

But since Miyu said she wanted a contrast... she'll go for it!

Jiang Ling: ? ? ?

Li Meiyu!

What exactly did you teach Kexin's innocent and pure mother?!

However, Kexin's words stirred up his memories.

I still have several photos of my mom with her midriff showing on my phone!

Ah Jiang... if I get rejected... I'll be so embarrassed...

Jiang Ling, who was about to refuse, paused slightly and sighed:

"It's all fate..."

Jiang Ling swallowed and gently placed her hand on it.

Ouyang Kexin's high ponytail swayed gently, creating a faint fragrance.

The lower pod.

Li Meiyu froze for a moment, almost jumping up and shouting:

"Male...male?"

From here, you can only see their backs, but there's no doubt... the two of them are currently embracing each other, one in front of the other, and Kexin... is actually sitting on his lap!

"This isn't the contrast at all..." Li Meiyu stomped her foot angrily.

She felt it was very inappropriate.

After all, as the saying goes, things that are too easily obtained are never cherished.

The "contrast" she mentioned was just something Kexin deliberately tempted.

They kept the knight in suspense.

Kexin, on the other hand, climbed onto someone's lap and sat there!

"No way, that idiot Kexin is too silly. They've only known each other for a short time, and she's already sitting on his lap. He must have said something..."

"If this continues, it won't be long before he's bedridden."

"I wonder who this knight is. What if he uses sweet talk to trick Kexin, get her pregnant, and then just walk away..."

She recalled what the stinky blond guy had said: "It will become inactive when replenishing energy mode."

And then I was deceived by him...

Although it's true..., she was always living in fear.

I check with a pregnancy test every now and then...

She felt that even a clever, cunning, and beautiful genius like herself could be deceived by a man...

This shows just how silly girls can be when they're in love.

The foolish and idiotic Kexin is even less able to resist the brainwashing power of love.

Li Meiyu quickly typed: 【Kexin! Don't sit on his lap. Be more reserved. This isn't how you create a contrast!】

However, his finger hesitated to press the send button.

no,

Wouldn't that expose that I've been following Kexin?

Li Meiyu hesitated for a moment, then deleted the message, thinking: I'll give Kexin some proper guidance on dating skills when she comes to report back on her own initiative...

Anyway, no matter how sweet-talking that knight is.

It's impossible for me to trick Kexin into going to a hotel tonight, is it?

[Attention! The fireworks display is about to begin. We wish all visitors a wonderful experience!]

The broadcast has begun.

"Ah Jiang, there will be... fireworks to watch later..."

Ouyang Kexin's tummy was always covered by a gentle, large hand.

Her face was already flushed, and her voice was broken and intermittent.

"I think Kexin is more beautiful than fireworks!"

Jiang Ling simply brought his lips close to her ear and whispered softly.

The hand resting on her lower abdomen couldn't help but pinch a small piece of soft flesh.

I gave it a gentle tug.

"Oh... Ah Jiang... I... I also think... you're even more beautiful than fireworks..."

Ouyang Kexin's mind was foggy, and she spoke haltingly.

I love... I love being held in Ah Jiang's arms... it's so warm...

If only things could stay like this forever.

A soft and cuddly loli mom can 100% win over a loli-loving person.

Fortunately, I have a strong will.

Otherwise, it would definitely be Li Le.

Jiang Ling couldn't help but hug him tighter, savoring the delicate, milky scent.

The soft, plump texture was irresistible to him, and it also carried a faint warmth.

It's as soft as water and feels amazing to the touch.

Sudden.

boom--

A loud bang came from afar, followed by a bright light that pierced the night sky.

The two of them looked up at the horizon at the same time.

Bright fireworks stretched their tails, leaped up to their highest point, and exploded with a bang, blasting out streaks of bright fireflies that scattered like stars.

Jiang Ling couldn't help but lower her head.

She happened to catch him looking up at her with his big, watery eyes, his large, clear black pupils reflecting a rainbow of colors.

A gaze into each other's eyes is a kiss of the soul.

"Ah Jiang..."

"Call me Brother Jiang..." Jiang Ling chose another embarrassing yet intimate way of addressing him.

His younger sister calls him Brother Ling...

My sister calls him Brother Jiang...

Sisters called him...

Ahem... Anyway, I just want to hear them call me brother!

What's so perverted about it?

"Brother Jiang... Brother Jiang~", Kexin's heart raced, letting his face slowly lower down.

The warm, moist lips drew closer little by little.

But my phone kept vibrating; someone was frantically sending messages.

【Kexin!!!】

【Kexin!!!】

【Kexin!!!】

On the other side, Li Meiyu watched helplessly as the two were about to kiss.

I was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan, constantly sending messages trying to interrupt.

No kissing! Be more reserved, things aren't going your way!

however.

The cardboard knight, however, was holding Kexin's little hand as she reached for her phone.

The two tilted their heads, their lips slowly drawing closer.

"Um--!"

Ouyang Kexin's eyes widened, then involuntarily narrowed.

Her delicate white hands trembled as she clutched the hem of his clothes, exchanging warm breaths.

boom--

Fireworks exploded in the night sky, bursting forth with dazzling, colorful light.

They kissed!

Overwhelmed with grief, Zhuge Meiyu looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle and lamented:

"I have a plan that can restore the Han Dynasty from its slumber..."

The late emperor lost his first kiss in no time, causing the love strategist to lose the first half of the battle of wits in love.

However, no one noticed.

Earlier, the couple dressed in plain clothes who came up together also touched foreheads affectionately.

Then, they unbuttoned each other's clothes.

High-explosive bombs were strapped to his body, revealing rings of them.

PS: Thanks to the generous "yopurdr" for the "Master Certification" reward, here's an extra chapter!

Because Hagi Jiang is a lazy dog, the extra update rule is: give gifts that are certified by a top-tier author or above...

After deducting the commission, there's just enough left for Crazy Thursday~ Chew, chew, chew...

I'd also like to ask for a few more small gifts~ (heart emoji)