Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

"Tell me about the Viper Gang boss."

Jiang Ling did not fire immediately; the muzzle of the gun was firmly pressed against Ying Si Yiyan's forehead.

Takatsukasa's pupils constricted sharply, and his heart pounded wildly.

Unexpectedly, there were more than two "enemies".

There's another one hiding outside!

He thought he was standing in the atmosphere, but now it seems he was not as cautious as the "enemy".

"Information about the BOSS? I said..." Takatsukasa gasped for breath, trying his best to feign extreme fear.

Secretly, he frantically activated his abilities, attempting to condense carbon dioxide to create an opportunity to escape—

Ok?

He abruptly turned his head to look at the shattered French windows beside him, and the fear on his face instantly turned into genuine horror.

No! No—!

Why would someone smash a French window?!

"Using the ability to exchange carbon dioxide for space, to be honest, it's just one roadside stall." Jiang Ling squatted down, her face still bearing that smiling expression, but her eyes were devoid of warmth, and asked:

"Tell me or not, or I'll treat you to peanuts that are so delicious they'll explode."

Takatsukasa Kazumi: ...

Cold sweat trickled down his forehead.

He swallowed hard, his Adam's apple bobbing, his voice dry and trembling: "If...if I just give you the BOSS's information...you...you really will...spare my life?"

"Hey~ Of course, I keep my word, so hurry up and tell me."

Takatsukasa opened his mouth as if to say something, but his eyes suddenly sharpened!

"But—I refuse!" he shouted.

He suddenly roared, and his body sprang up like a spring compressed to its limit!

A flash of cold light appeared at the tip of the shoe, and a hidden short knife shot out like a venomous snake, piercing straight into Jiang Ling's heart with a sharp whistling sound!

"Um?"

"One of the things I, Takatsukasa Issen, love to do most is to say NO to those who try to attack the BOSS!"

【Zawarudo——】

Time seemed to stand still for him for a moment.

boom--

A sickening, bone-crushing thud.

Takatsukasa's sinister smile froze on his face. He looked down and saw that the leg he had kicked out had been twisted 180 degrees at an angle that completely defied ergonomics.

Heels were pointing forward, and his toes were strangely pointing towards his own buttocks!

"Ah—male...male older?!!"

Jiang Ling lifted Miss M249 and pressed her against his forehead.

Takatsukasa's pupils dilated in shock, and like Er Kang, he raised his hand and shouted:

"Wait a minute—! I—"

boom!

The gunshots were crisp and clean.

Miss M249 treated him to a peanut that was so delicious it made his insides explode with joy.

"Oops... another speed bump."

[Ding! Detected that the host has achieved a one-shot kill, breaking a critical turning point, and has been granted a special reward: a personal space]

Jiang Ling: ?! ?

"Check it immediately!" His heart skipped a beat, but he remained outwardly calm, though his emotions were somewhat turbulent.

The system space can only store items produced by the system; in other words, he doesn't even have a storage space now that he's transmigrated to this point...

Sigh, I must be the worst-performing blond guy ever.

Portable Space

[Description]: A portable subspace container built using Level 4 civilization space folding technology, with an internal anti-gravity field to maintain stability.

[Capacity]: 35kg (based on the upper limit of mass of the standard gravitational constant g=9.8m/s²)

"Is the capacity of a personal space not volume, but mass?" Jiang Ling was somewhat surprised, but upon further reflection, she felt it made some sense.

What makes sense? I don't know... He's not a physicist, and you can't drag Einstein out of his coffin to ask him.

"receive!"

Jiang Ling gently stroked Miss M249's delicate body.

The light enveloped her, slowly swallowing her into some unseen place.

There were only a little over a hundred bullets left.

Next time, I'll ask Lan Xinlan where I can buy 5.56×45mm bullets.

He glanced at the weapons case again; there weren't many good guns, just some pistols, lever rifles, and the like...

"It's a pity there's no PSG, otherwise I would have carried two guns and blocked the bridge," Jiang Ling sighed regretfully, humming an unknown "Uluru Song".

Lan Xinlan watched helplessly as he waved his hand, and the enormous machine gun vanished in an instant.

"My God... what the hell are you... could you be an alien?" Lan Xinlan's beautiful eyes were filled with a mixture of fear and excitement.

[I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know, I want to know—I really want to know all your secrets!!!]

Jiang Ling was speechless: No way, are you crazy?

Ur ur ur~

Just then, the piercing sound of police sirens came from downstairs, growing louder as they approached.

The outer door is not soundproof.

The sounds made while playing with Miss M249 had already been heard.

Someone called the police.

"Come with me." Lan Xinlan took a deep breath, grabbed Jiang Ling's wrist, and dragged him toward the bathroom without saying a word.

She opened an inconspicuous tool shed with practiced ease and deftly pulled out a bundle of professional rappelling ropes.

"Tie this up, then we run..." she said quickly, handing over the knot.

Jiang Ling didn't take it, but instead pulled her towards the broken floor-to-ceiling window where the wind was howling.

"What are you doing?" Lan Xinlan was pulled so hard that she stumbled, her eyebrows furrowed, and she tilted her head, looking completely puzzled.

"Close your eyes for one second."

Although Lan Xinlan was puzzled, she obediently closed her eyes.

A second later, she opened her eyes and was surprised to find that the stone mask had been replaced by a cardboard box headgear.

"Using a rope to evacuate is too much trouble, I'll use a flying squirrel."

Jiang Ling stood by the window, the wind from the high-rise building making his coat flutter loudly.

He turned around and reached out his hand to Lan Xinlan.

"Are you coming or not? Since you've seen my transformation, you should know that I can glide through the air."

"Gulp..." Lan Xinlan looked at the street scene below, which resembled an abyss, and the flashing police lights in the distance, and swallowed hard.

The thrill and the will to survive ultimately overwhelmed everything.

She gritted her teeth, stepped forward, and tightly grasped Jiang Ling's outstretched hand.

whoosh-

The two jumped out of the window and plummeted!

"Then fly more steadily... Waaaaaahh ...

So exciting!

Lan Xinlan once tried wingsuit flying, which is known as "ropeless bungee jumping," and it was very exciting.

However, that kind of thrill is nowhere near as great as the real cordless bungee jumping we have now.

The moment the large hand around her waist loosens its grip, she's met with a kiss on the concrete pavement.

Extreme fear brings extreme stimulation.

The body begins to secrete adrenaline frantically and irrationally.

The suspension bridge effect is at work again.

The night sky was as deep and distant as melted dark chocolate, and the wind was strong high above, howling and whistling in my ears.

My heart was pounding in my chest, fast and heavy.

I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die... Waaaaah... I'm so scared...

Lan Xinlan's cheeks flushed red like wine, and she subconsciously used her long, slender knees to tighten around his waist.

"Ha...ha...Jiang, Jiang Ling...Alan feels like she's going to fall...Could you...support Alan's back with one hand, and hold her tighter with the other...okay?"

Lan Xinlan's pleading voice was trembling with tears, as soft and gentle as a frightened little animal.

"He seems kind of cute~"

Wait, no, how can a man like Donggema let a woman affect his mindset!

now.

Lan Xinlan's disguise had long been blown away by the strong wind.

Her originally smooth, long blue hair was revealed, along with her pretty face, which was childlike yet exceptionally vivid with fear and excitement.

Her big eyes were watery, and there seemed to be some natural tears still clinging to her eyelashes.

If there is a short film director here.

They would definitely drag her to play the role of a "junior sister" in some cultivation novel, a character who is quirky, playful, and cute, but dies a tragic death.

Finally, I adjusted my posture.

The two escaped successfully, like bats and flying squirrels that stalked the night.

It glided silently to a deserted construction site in the distance and landed safely.

"Alright, just like the main characters and supporting characters in a road trip story, at the end of the story, we should part ways and never see each other again."

Jiang Ling found a place out of Lan Xinlan's sight, took off the cardboard box headgear, put one hand in her pocket, and waved goodbye to her.

"Um—", Lan Xinlan called out to him instinctively, her fingers twisting the hem of her clothes, her voice lowered.

"So many high-ranking officials and wealthy people have died... The police must be investigating the case. There was a hotel room key in that person's bag, which could lead them to Alan's fake identity... It will take a little time to get a new identity..."

"so?"

"So...could Alan stay at your place for a while?"

"No," Jiang Ling said, turning to leave. Immediately behind her came soft, suppressed sobs, tinged with a childlike voice.

"Waaah... then Alan will have to sleep under bridges and live on the streets... and hide from Brother Jing and homeless people... what if he catches a cold, and maybe even develops pneumonia... waaaah..."

Jiang Ling: ……

"Alan has a lot of delicious-smelling money in one of his hidden accounts..."

The sobs became intermittent, but the word "rich" was pronounced with exceptional clarity.

Jiang Ling: "Then come with me."

Legendary child star Kana Arima can cry in ten seconds, while legendary prodigy Lan Xinlan can switch between crying and laughing in one second.

Her expressions were so natural and fluid, there was absolutely no sense of incongruity about them. What a terrifying woman!

"Huh? Isn't this the coconut chicken shop? Alan, I remember you don't come this way?"

Lan Xinlan, standing behind, looked at the familiar South Lake sign and blinked in confusion.

Jiang Ling ignored her and walked straight to the shop.

"Boss, a coconut chicken, please... um, do you have the extra-large one?"

"Extra large portion? Dude, are you sure you can finish it?"

"It's not for me to eat; I feed it to a pig I keep at home."

……

Click.

The key turned, and the door opened.

"Ugh... that stinky blondie... why are you so late coming back..."

A muffled, sleepy complaint came from the bedroom, soft and delicate.

Then came a rustling sound. A petite figure rubbed her eyes, crawled out of bed, and looked sleepily toward the door.

Click—the light was turned on.

Under the soft light, Li Meiyu wore slightly oversized pajamas, her hair a little messy, but her delicate, doll-like face and innate nobility could not be concealed.

She squinted to adjust to the light, her gaze first falling on Jiang Ling.

Then, naturally, his gaze fell upon the blue-haired woman behind him.

With her sharp eyes and sophisticated demeanor, she immediately recognized that the dress was a custom-made Christian Dior, meaning that the blue-haired woman must be quite wealthy.

Li Meiyu's sleepiness vanished instantly.

Her beautiful eyes widened little by little, and Lan Xinlan's figure was clearly reflected in her pupils, as well as the expensive dress she was wearing, which was something that no ordinary girl could afford.

A sour, bubbly vinegar scent, mixed with a sense of being ignored and an indescribable feeling of crisis.

With a gurgling sound, it surged up from the deepest part of my heart and rushed straight to the top of my head.

Hmph, you stinky blondie... why did you bring another woman back?

P.S.: A warning from the wife~