Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

……

"Hey? Ling... what are you carrying?"

"Well……"

"It looks like a bento box, a pink bunny bento box?"

Yan Youyou curiously leaned closer, her swaying ponytail bringing a refreshing breeze.

You devil! Tell me quickly what I should do now?

Ghost Brain: Throw away Kexin's mom's lunchbox...

Jiang Ling: How dare you disrespect your mother! You'll get what's coming to you!

Ghost Brain: Then... cancel the meal time with Youyou...

Jiang Ling: She's my dearest friend, our friendship is like lips and lips...

Ghost Brain: I'm out of ideas...

Damn it, I've raised you for so long, and all I've done is watch those miserable lovers?

Take another hit from my devil stick!

Ghost Brain: ...

Since things have come to this point, the only option is to let go of your brain and enter a state of flow.

The Three Thousand Great Paths have been etched into my mind, evolving into an instinct to fight against the Asura Field!

"Youyou...we're good friends, right?" Jiang Ling said with a smile, showing off the pink bunny lunchbox.

"So... I also made a bento box."

"Eh..." Yan Youyou's heart raced, like a rollercoaster soaring to the peak, and she swallowed hard.

"Really...really? Is it for me...?"

"no."

"Eh!" Yan Youyou's mood plummeted like a rollercoaster, and she almost fainted.

It wasn't for me... so it must be for another girl?

Waaaaah... Ah Ling making bento boxes for other girls? I don't want that kind of thing!

"We ate it together."

"I've observed before that you have a small appetite, and since I have a large appetite, I'm worried that the bento box you made this time won't be big enough."

"So let's split this bento in half, and I'll eat two of your bentos."

Alas! The bulimia personality has taken over.

However, this was the only solution that Jiang Ling could think of in a short time.

Waaaaah—Ah Ling is so heartwarming…

Youyou was deeply moved, perhaps even nine-tenths of the way.

The two stared at each other in silence for a while.

"Then... let's eat bento boxes..." Yan Youyou broke the silence first, slowly sitting back on the bench and opening two bento boxes.

My legs almost went weak with fear...

If someone really makes a love-filled bento box for Ah Ling...

I might as well just die...

Jiang Ling breathed a sigh of relief.

Hehe~ I got away with it~

……

"Wow~ Youyou, you're so skillful... the sausage looks just like a little octopus!"

"Hehe... Because it was made for Ah Ling, I studied it very carefully."

"Ah Ling... what else do you like?"

"I want to know anything you're interested in..."

Jiang Ling couldn't help but close her eyes, chewing the small sausage with her mouth full, and exclaimed: Youyou... you really have the demeanor of a galgame heroine!

The wind blew across the rooftop, ruffling Youyou's hair.

Yan Youyou felt a sweet warmth in her heart, and rested her chin on her hand, admiring the way he was enjoying his meal.

Jiang Ling: Chew, chew, chew~

Yan Youyou seemed to remember something, her face flushed, and she said, "Um... Ah Ling, I looked into the 'Hakimi' you mentioned last time..."

"I see it has a lot of human VOCALOIDs, maybe it's a virtual singer."

As she spoke, her face flushed, and she began to hum softly:

"Slowly pop pop pop~ Hakimi hum~ North and South mung beans~ Asi ga ha~ Ya ku milk dragon~ Ah~ He ah ha ah ah~ Ah ha he ah ah ah~ He ah ah~ Ding dong dong..."

puff--

Jiang Ling's eyes widened, and when she heard the "hahahaha" that followed, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Cough cough cough... Youyou... how... how could you sing that part so similarly?"

Yan Youyou blushed, took out her handkerchief, and gently wiped the rice grains from the corner of his mouth, saying softly:

"As I just said... I will try my best to understand anything that Ah Ling likes."

"If Ah Ling likes it, I'll sing Hakimi for you every day from now on, okay?"

"Uh, whatever..."

Suddenly, Yan Youyou's index finger touched his lips, and the little iceberg trembled and froze on the spot, unsure whether to pull away or continue wiping.

At this moment, Jiang Ling exerted her strength.

■■■■■■■■■

Yan Youyou's heart raced.

"Ah Ling...I want to eat the bento box you made with love."

"Okay," Jiang Ling smiled calmly, took out the bento box that Ke Xin had made, and opened the lid.

"♥——to K·X"

Jiang Ling: ? ? ?

Like being struck by Medusa's spell—instantly petrified.

OMG! Kexin's mom, you've really put me through a lot!

Yan Youyou's joyful mood plummeted in an instant, a chill ran down her spine, and her delicate body trembled visibly.

"Eh...Eh? Eh..."

"Because it was my first time making a bento box, I accidentally used the abbreviation 'toYY' for 'to Youyou' incorrectly."

"Look, if you erase the extra part in the bottom right corner of K, and then erase the extra part in the bottom right corner of X, it becomes toYY."

Jiang Ling's gentle explanation, without the slightest hint of panic, immediately gave Youyou trust and confidence.

Wipe off any excess tomato sauce.

Hey, it really has become a YY (toyy) phenomenon!

"Phew... It's nothing! It's only the first time... Ah Ling did a great job~" Yan Youyou was touched, but then angrily scolded herself—Silly Youyou! She really loves to overthink things...

Ah Ling... How could Ah Ling possibly accept a bento box made with love by another girl!

The lovingly prepared bento box from Kexin's mother was cut in two.

Sigh, I feel a little bad for Kexin's mom... private Marseille!

"It's so delicious! I didn't expect Ah Ling to be such a good cook!" Yan Youyou exclaimed, and tried her best to eat more than half of it.

I ate too fast and a grain of rice got on the corner of my mouth.

Jiang Ling swallowed hard: "Youyou..."

……

The afternoon classes were all easy ones.

Jiang Ling skipped class and went to Yodoo 7UP, where she bought a PS5 and physical discs, and then ordered five kilograms of crayfish from Panasonic Seafood for home delivery.

When I got home in the evening, I ate braised crayfish, played Minecraft with Meiyu to mine for diamonds, then went to the ramen shop to supervise Kexin's check-in, and carried Keling, who had fallen asleep on the table again, back to bed.

Late at night—Li Meiyu, the female levitation spirit, is sleeping.

the next day.

In the morning, I chatted on LINE.

At noon, a friendship blossomed.

In the evening, I supervise Kexin and hug Keling.

Late at night, Li Meiyu, the sun never sets.

Day three.

……

These uneventful days continued until the seventh day—the Snake Gang's party.

At night, just as Li Meiyu had finished showering and was returning to bed to wait for Jiang Ling.

"Miyu, I have something to do tonight, I'll be out for a bit and won't be back until late. Be good at home and don't cause any trouble."

"Eh~ That's strange, we've been having one round after another these past few nights... Miyu..."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Ling had no way to refute it and could only turn her head away.

"Um... is there anything you want? I'll bring it back for you on my way back..."

"Hmm... Miyu wants to eat coconut chicken~"

"Okay," Jiang Ling nodded and left without taking the motorcycle keys.

after all.

Driving such an eye-catching motorcycle to the Viper Gang's dance party is no different from burning the midnight oil in the toilet.

Li Meiyu squinted at the motorcycle keys hanging in the entryway.

pat-

A clever light bulb lit up on his forehead.

She immediately texted Kexin, "Kexin~ Meiyu has thought of a great idea, like this and that..."

On the other side, Kexin was excited upon learning the specific schedule, but after hearing Wanyu's plan, she asked with some concern:

"But... if we're just friends, won't he hate you if you do this?"

"After all, this is theft..."

Upon hearing this, Li Meiyu sighed inwardly—Kexin-chan, for your happiness, Watashi will definitely have to endure another period of miserable life.

"No, we get along very well. It's perfectly fine to joke around a little sometimes," Li Meiyu said with a smile.

She just didn't tell Kexin that the price of her little joke was her Wang Shouyi.

"Well... okay then," Kexin nodded, half believing and half doubting.

Li Meiyu changed her clothes, picked up her motorcycle keys, and went downstairs.

If it weren't for the ability to stop time, she wouldn't dare to do such a thing.

"Hmm... how do I open it?"

"Never mind, just press the clutch and accelerate..."

Old Man —

The King of Bronze and Fire roared, carrying the petite figure with a panicked expression as he drove into the dark night.

Not long after.

"Oh my gosh~ It's open! Miyu is such a genius beauty~"

P.S.: I'd love a little gift!