Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

"..." Li Meiyu blushed and bit his hand.

"It's all your fault!"

【宿主能力：1.时间暂停Pro、2.杀意感知+陈氏太极拳、3.霸王色霸气（初级）、4.百分百空手接白刃、5.开盒罪眼、6.声东击西、8.极道元首的气魄、9.钢铁之肾、10.她心通】

[Female lead, Li Meiyu, has acquired the ability: Time Stop Pro!]

[Gain a 10% bonus to all attributes!]

Jiang Ling: ? ? ?

"No, you're not my sister! How come you copied my ultimate move right away?!"

"This isn't how you copy ninjutsu!!"

However, since things have come to this, let's talk to Miyu first.

After all, it's just a copy of an ability and a little bit of physical fitness.

Moreover, this also provides the idiot Miu with a means of survival.

It doesn't matter anymore.

Li Meiyu lay obediently on the bedding, prone like a cat, her skin glistening with moisture.

"Um..." Jiang Ling swallowed.

■■■

Feeling a little guilty, Jiang Ling simply picked up Meiyu, wiping her down while whispering in her ear:

"So, so... In other words, you are now also an Outcast, and you have what's called a 'hidden skill'!"

Of course, he made up a new reason, not telling her about the Heavenly Dao, nor how many abilities he had in total.

Li Meiyu: (=°Д°=)

"Really? You wouldn't be... trying to fool Miu with this awful lie, would you?"

"You'll know if it's true or not once you try it."

Li Meiyu looked at him suspiciously, thought for a moment, and tentatively called out:

"Za~waludo~"

How delicate and soft Zawarudo is!

A high-frequency tinnitus flashed through my ears.

The surrounding sounds vanished instantly, as if we had entered a silent world.

Li Meiyu stood on tiptoe and looked out the window, and was surprised to find...

The traffic on the road seemed to freeze, as if in a stop-motion animation, and the warm orange light of the streetlights no longer flickered intermittently.

"Holy crap..."

Li Meiyu murmured blankly, "It really...it really is time stopped...that's amazing."

"Come on, punch me," Jiang Ling said, pointing to his palm, where he was holding a steel lighter.

"Huh?" Li Meiyu tilted her head and asked, "Wasn't time stopped?"

"Zawarudo~ The Holy Beauty Feather God commands, stop time around you!"

Jiang Ling: ……

Duang~ A fist the size of a sandbag gently smacked her on the head.

"666, you think your ability to copy me will have any effect on me?"

"Ugh... What's this? You hit Miyu again. It's a pity I can't use time stop to secretly draw a cat face on you..." Li Miyu said with a hint of regret.

"Come on, punch me in the palm," Jiang Ling continued.

"Drink up—" Li Meiyu lightly punched his groin and shouted sweetly:

"Miyu Scrambled Egg Fist—!"

However, the "Miyu Scrambled Egg Fist" went straight through his pants.

It hit me hard on the head?

"Huh... how did I get through there?" Li Meiyu asked, completely bewildered.

Her fair cheeks flushed crimson, and she retreated several steps in a panic.

"Uh... Miu didn't use much force~ I just wanted to scare you..."

■

Miyu came out of the bathroom after washing up again.

Jiang Ling didn't really beat him seriously—she just followed the teacher's teachings and gave him a light lesson.

However, this is only temporary.

Although their relationship has progressed, her personality won't change easily—she's still a wicked little devil full of bad intentions.

"If you stop using it for too long, it will deplete your physical strength and energy reserves, understand?"

"Mmm~"

"The blurring effect only lasts for 2 seconds. You can't keep any part of your body inside a solid object for more than 2 seconds, understand?"

"Mmm~"

"Ahem, it needs to be recharged once every seven days, understand?"

"That goes without saying."

"Huh? Why?"

■■■

Seeing Meiyu lower her head and silently shed tears, Jiang Ling felt a pang of pity and couldn't help but gently rub her head.

"Sigh... Stop crying. I'll grant you one reasonable request, okay?"

"Hmph~"

Originally looking down at Miu who was about to cry, she tilted her head up, a smile playing on her lips, revealing the same smile as Kami-sama:

"Plan is complete—"

"Then it's a deal, no take-backs allowed!"

Jiang Ling: ……

Sigh, I really do repeat the same mistakes...

"Go ahead and say it."

"Then... from now on... don't let Miyu sleep in the closet, okay?"

"Meiyu, I want...I want to sleep with you...I want to hold you..." Li Meiyu lowered her head shyly, nervously tugging at the hem of her nightgown.

The sudden softness struck Jiang Ling's heart; her shy expression, like that of a first love, and the little glances she stole at his face...

Ah Wei is dead again!

Li Meiyu, aren't you adorable...?

"Okay..." Jiang Ling coughed lightly, glanced up at the wall clock, and said in a gentle tone:

"Go make your bed and go to sleep. I'm going out for a bit and will be right back. No messing around, understand?"

"Miu doesn't know how to make a bed!"

Jiang Ling: ……

After making the bed, Jiang Ling went out.

Li Meiyu curled up in her warm bed, peeking out with her big eyes to look at the tightly closed door in the entryway.

■■■

"Phew~"

The buzzing sound of motorcycles downstairs gradually faded into the distance.

Li Meiyu sat up, feeling a bit craving a Coke, so she got up and went to the refrigerator to get a Coca-Cola, shaking it a couple of times without realizing it.

Back in bed, I abruptly twisted open the lid—

Pfft!

The pristine white sheets were stained with sweet, brown foam that spread out in a wide circle.

Li Meiyu:......

"Heh, I'm not in the mood. I'm not drinking anymore. I'm going to sleep..."

She quietly put the cola back, washed her hands, and obediently lay down on the part of the sheet that hadn't been stained with cola.

"Waaaaah, there's time stop... but Miu forgot to use it."

"That awful stinky cola, I'm going to drink it all tomorrow!"

Since things have come to this, let's go to sleep...