Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

"We all underestimated Chen Yi!" — Lu Zichuan was utterly shocked.

Not long ago, A-Guang sent me a message: "I just led the girl next to Chen Yi into an alley, and suddenly everything went black."

The underling who had fainted also said he didn't see anything clearly; when he woke up, Chen Yi and the girl were both gone.

Clearly, just as he was about to be attacked by the minotaur, Chen Yi unleashed his true power, knocking everyone present unconscious with a single move.

"Well hidden well," Ma Sheng said casually, wiping his sword with half-closed eyes.

"Able to knock out everyone in an instant without revealing a single flaw."

"Such strength would make him a well-known figure on the bounty list in the underground dark world, even the Chief is far inferior to him."

Lu Zichuan understood the hidden meaning in his cousin's words and exclaimed in surprise:

"Hiss, could it be... that he's a top expert on the list, but retired from the city because he was tired of fighting?"

I vaguely remember that not long ago, a shocking piece of news spread throughout the underworld.

Escanor, the vice-captain of the Seven Deadly Sins, who ranked ninth on the leaderboard, is said to have taken on a "mission that will provide enough for a lifetime" and retired!

Perhaps Chen Yi's true identity is also that of a "retired person".

It's even possible that he's Escanor's disguise in the outside world...

"Seven days from now, the Viper Gang will hold a ball to connect all the upper and lower levels of society. Half of the forces in Shilu will be there," Ma Sheng murmured to himself, gradually sketching out a blueprint for a plan in his mind.

"Cousin, you mean...?"

"Like this...like this...like this again, lure Chen Yi there, and then like this...like this again, and it will surely incite the hatred between the Viper Gang and Chen Yi."

"And we, sitting on the mountain, watch the tigers fight."

……

the next day.

"Hey, hey, you stinky blondie, get up! Miyu's hungry!"

In a daze, Jiang Ling felt a tightness in her chest and a little difficulty breathing.

Opening my eyes, what came into view was a smooth and delicate knee.

The lines were soft and symmetrical, with a faint pink hue, and the knee was gently pressing against his chest.

Jiang Ling: ……

Ora Ora Ora —

Perhaps because he had become familiar with the little devil, he felt no remorse when he took action.

"You stinky blondie! You bastard, didn't you say Miyu was going to wake you up?!"

"Why did I wake you up and then hit Miyu! You're a pervert, despicable, and disgusting!"

Li Meiyu ground her little silver teeth, humming and turning her back.

Her glistening tears were so endearing, as if all the blame could not be placed on her.

As expected of the loli goddess Miyu, who is known as "Little Cake".

Hmm...did I mention that last night? I think I did...

However, it is impolite to step on other people's feet, and I was right to teach them a lesson!

Jiang Ling looked up at the clock.

It was 7:30, and he had only slept for four hours. Fortunately, he was in good health and had plenty of energy, so he didn't feel sleepy even though he lacked some sleep.

He had to get out a batch of goods early in the morning.

After washing up, I busied myself in the kitchen for a while, and then served a fragrant toast sandwich with bacon and pork floss.

In addition, there was a plate of perfectly fried eggs with rolled edges, sprinkled with sesame seeds and seaweed crisps; the bright yellow, semi-cooked egg yolk was as bouncy and delicious as jelly.

Li Meiyu (squinting happily): "Five ants!"

"Same as always, don't go out unnecessarily. I'm going out for a bit," Jiang Ling said, feeling like an elderly father reminding his daughter to be careful as he left for work.

"Hmph~ I know," Li Meiyu said casually, swinging her little white legs.

Two-thirds... no, three-quarters of breakfast went into the stomach of the twin-tailed gluttonous little devil, making her belly round and full, with a sticky milk stain on the corner of her mouth.

"Delicious... Ugh... You stinky blondie... You've gotten Miu pregnant."

"..."

Jiang Ling, clutching the divided gold beans, put on a mask and hat and quickly left.

The case of the Wang family's massacre was resolved quickly.

Logically speaking, the more powerful and wealthy a family is, the more thoroughly the police will investigate, and it will take at least a week to close the case, if not three or four months.

As a result, it hastily ended after only two days—officially classified as a "mysterious case of unpredictable home invasion and murder."

In this way, he can start to sell the gold bars in his hands and turn them into cash.

……

On a street corner, in a very secluded little shop: [Fujino Gen Gold Shop]

"The current price of gold is 3000 yen per gram. Since you don't have an invoice, I'll give you a 20% discount, plus some appraisal fees, bringing the price down to 1500 yen per gram," the gold recycling shop owner said slowly after looking at the gold.

Jiang Ling remained silent, picked up the golden bean, and squeezed it hard.

Splat! It's flattened!

Gold shop owner: ...

"May I ask who you are, and what your name is?"

"I will not change my name or surname, I am Chen Yi," Jiang Ling said calmly.

"Two thousand ninety-one grams, I'll take it."

After saying that, he placed the gold cake on the scale and weighed it. The electronic scale read 19 grams.

Jiang Ling: ……

The old man chuckled sheepishly and quietly activated the mechanism beneath the scale with his index finger.

"Drip, 24.9 grams!"

"The price is 72500 yen, cash," the old man said with a smile, deftly pulling out a wad of cash.

"Here's seventy-five thousand; consider it an opportunity for me to make a friend."

After staring at the old man for a while, his passive skill, the ability to open boxes, was activated.

[Hidden Message: Fujino Ichimura]

[1. The unremarkable old man was actually Shilu's biggest intelligence broker.]

[2. The former head of the Fujino family in Kyoto, with some knowledge of people-reading. His personal information is as follows: Age 79, Male, Address: XXX, Marital Status: Single, Three-generation ID card number: XXX...]

[3. Special information: He has joined a Telegram group chat: XXXX, verification code: XXX. He can log in to the underground intelligence organization "Spiderweb" or participate in the anonymous meeting "Above the Black Mist" through this group chat.]

Jiang Ling was somewhat surprised.

Goodness, this box-opening tool is really awesome! Not only did it reveal personal information, it even showed the user's Telegram account.

He pondered for a moment.

Jiang Ling asked, "If we're talking about the limit, how much black gold can you consume?"

"Oh?"

Seeing that Jiang Ling was not in a hurry to take the money.

Fujino Ichimura took off his reading glasses with great interest and casually placed them on the table.

His cloudy eyes held a sharp edge, as if they could see through everything in front of him.

"How much do you have? I'll eat it..."

Splash! A total of 1.5 kilograms of golden beans spilled onto the table.

Fujino Ichimura: ૮ ⚆⚆ ა

This gold is just the tip of the iceberg.

There are still several three-kilogram gold bricks hidden under the tatami mats in the house that haven't been taken out.

"With so much gold, I'm the only one in the entire Shilu who can eat it all."

After a slight shock, Fujino Ichimura smiled and said calmly:

"2500 yen per gram."

"Okay," Jiang Ling said without pressing the matter further.

A few minutes later, a suitcase full of cash was pushed in front of him.

Fujino Ichimura gave Jiang Ling a business card.

There is a phone number on it.

"Next time, call first. I'll take anything rare, not just gold," Fujino Ichimura said with a smile.

"By the way, I also do some intelligence gathering and selling. If you need any, you can come to me to buy intelligence, provided you have the money. Of course, if you have intelligence that is worth a certain amount, you can also sell it to me. I will buy it at a high price."

Jiang Ling: Stare~

"Friend, don't look at me with suspicion. Shi Lu Man doesn't lie to Shi Lu Man."

"Are you from Shilu?" Jiang Ling thought to herself, taking the business card and briefcase before leaving.

……

"Sun" Cafe.

【Youyou, tell me your bank card number.】

ding dong~

Card Number: 1004631××××××, Password: 103647

Without the slightest hesitation, the bank card password was sent along with the message.

Jiang Ling: ……

Next time someone asks for your card number, don't give them your PIN as well.

[The Knight is none other than...]

Jiang Ling's heart skipped a beat for a moment, and she pressed the voice prompt to ask:

[So, Youyou... what do you think our relationship is now? Friends?]

After a long while, a reply appeared on the screen: "Hmm... Mr. Knight is a very, very good friend..."

[Bank card received: 150000 yen!]

Since that's the case, please don't refuse your friend's kindness. Take it to pay your tuition first, and then pay me back little by little.

There was a long silence on the other end before a two-word reply came.

【Thanks……】

Now that things have come to this, Jiang Ling no longer cares whether doing anything will increase Youyou's favorability.

He reserved a large space for Youyou in his heart.

They're the kind of friends who would always lend a helping hand if someone was in trouble... friends... I guess that's what she thought too...

The two tacitly stopped replying to messages.

It wasn't that they were aloof; it was just that neither of them knew how to start a conversation.

Ah, a man of principle.

On the other side, in the bedroom, on the bed.

Yan Youyou buried her chin in her coat like an ostrich, her face so red it looked like it could bleed.

A special emotion was hidden in her sparkling eyes; she gently bit her delicate white index finger with her pearly teeth, and a faint sound came from her small nose.

The Five Animal Frolics – Deer Frolics – involves moving as lightly as a deer. During meditation, the muscles are first tensed and then relaxed, waiting a second or two before taking a deep breath to promote blood circulation and relieve anxiety and stress.

"I'm sorry, Sir Knight... I don't know why I did this. I did it without realizing it. I'm really sorry."

Yan Youyou covered her face, clutching the coat that covered half of her delicate body tightly.

For some reason, ever since parting ways with the knight, she had felt a strange sense of unease. She tossed and turned all night, unable to sleep, until she accidentally picked up his coat, accidentally crawled into bed with it in her arms, and then accidentally performed one of the Five Animal Frolics...

Then, I slept soundly until dawn, feeling extremely comfortable, as if my brain had received a full-body massage, and my whole body was filled with the scent of Mr. Knight.

After a long while, Yan Youyou couldn't help but open the audio again, extracting the two words "Youyou" from that sentence and playing them repeatedly.

【Youyou…】

【Youyou…】

【Youyou…】

"Tomorrow is Monday, and I need to return the jacket."

"Never mind... I'll wash it tomorrow morning and just use a hairdryer to dry it quickly."

The once taciturn, icy girl now listened to the man gently call her name, and unconsciously let out a faint sound from her nose:

"Oh ho~"

……

Open Telegram and join the group.

Two links appeared before my eyes: "Spider Web" and "Above the Black Mist".

Click "Above the Black Mist".

[User detected not wearing custom-designed VR headset; identity verification failed; unable to enter "Black Fog".]

"Wow, what kind of group chat requires a VR headset?"

Helpless, Jiang Ling had no choice but to click on the less appealing "spider web".

[Robot AVA: Welcome to the "Spider Web"! Click to recharge "Cocoon" to obtain VIP level!]

One cocoon can be used to search for information once.

One hundred yen can be exchanged for one cocoon coin. After the recharge was completed, he typed "Viper Gang" and sent it.

[Attention! Using bots to search for any information related to "drugs," "child abuse," or "abuse" is strictly prohibited. Three violations will result in removal from the group chat!]

To search for relevant information, please contact @lvl (human assistance).

"Interesting. It seems this 'web' is different from some of the dark organizations."

Jiang Ling thought for a moment, opened the group chat interface, and found @lvl's name.

The profile picture is of Levi Ackerman from Attack on Titan.

Those dead fish eyes seemed to see everyone as a nobody.

[Entry Fee: 288 Cocoons]

Payment completed.

I need information about the "Viper Gang Leader".

No information available regarding the Viper Gang's boss.

【Then please provide me with information on "Viper Gang - Butler - Takatsukasa Ichigen".】

[Beep, please pay the threshold fee of 288 cocoons again.]

Jiang Ling: 666, you charge a fee for asking a question, right?

Even Fu Liji couldn't earn as much as you.

However, he still ended up paying the 288 entry fee again, which made him a sucker.

After waiting for a long time, I finally saw the other person's avatar light up and replied:

[Price of this character: 1800 Cocoons]

Meanwhile, inside a hotel, a laptop screen glowed with a faint blue light.

Lan Xinlan bit into a crisp, juicy apple, chewing away, while her other hand casually reached under the table to fidget with her delicate white toes.

[Received 1800 Cocoon Coins]

[Personal information for "Viper Gang - Butler - Takatsukasa Ichigen" has been sent!]

At the same time, the girl opened another document.

"Hehe, this is really interesting." The genius girl looked at the contents of the document and secretly curled her thin lips, murmuring:

"Could this be what they call...fate?"

Just now, when Jiang Ling completed the payment, it triggered the web crawler mechanism she had set up, which then hacked into the bank system by following the account to which the money was transferred, and obtained the real name of the person who transferred the money—Jiang Ling.

His address, phone number, family information, and current location are all readily available.

"In the coffee shop where [he] retired? Interesting..."

After thinking for a moment, Lan Xinlan hacked into the surveillance system of the "Sun" coffee shop.

An image appears on the screen.

The tall, handsome blond man was drinking coffee, his deep gaze exuding a strange and captivating charm.

Lan Xinlan couldn't help but play with her light blue hair, murmuring curiously:

"Seriously... why is it that among all the people Alan is spying on... only you give Alan this strange feeling?"

"Oh my god, you actually added two and a half pieces of La Perruche to your Americano! This is Alan's original, old-fashioned way of cooking!"

"As expected, you and Alan are really destined for each other!"

PS: How much money did A-Jiang make from selling gold this time? (5 points)

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P.S.: Oh no! I just realized Bad Tomato changed the category of Haki Chiang's works...

No wonder the traffic has been so low...

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