Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

It seems he knew his death was imminent.

Song Jie'er completely tore away her last shred of pretense, and began to curse hysterically as if she had gone mad:

"Song Ruyu—! You beast! You stole my Qifan brother, and now you're trying to kill me..."

"It's all your fault! If you hadn't taken my Qifan away, none of this would have happened! It's all your fault, your fault!"

"Oh? Is that so?"

Song Ruyu raised her eyes, her gaze as cold as ice, and said, word by word:

"I'm back today to do only two things."

"First, settle accounts with you parasites."

"Secondly, go to the Lin family to annul the engagement. I am already pregnant with my husband's child, and my engagement with Lin Qifan is now null and void."

"Huh...?"

Song Jie'er froze instantly, her frenzied expression vanishing, and her eyes widened in disbelief:

"What... you want to annul the engagement? You want to ask Brother Qifan to annul the engagement?!"

"Hehe, don't joke around."

She curled her lips into a mocking smile:

"How could there possibly be a man in this world who is more outstanding, more handsome, more powerful, or more charming than Brother Qifan...?"

Sudden.

"Oh dear, looks like I've come at the wrong time?"

A familiar male voice came from outside the Song Family Ancestral Hall, carrying a hint of nonchalant laughter.

"Excuse me, no one stopped me at the door, so I came in by myself."

Song Ruyu trembled and turned around abruptly.

A sunny and handsome face came into view, paired with dazzling blond hair.

He exudes both a carefree and unrestrained youthful spirit and a fiercely aggressive, wicked charm.

After meeting with Grandpa Shen and obtaining the VR headset, Jiang Ling headed straight for the Song family.

As for joining in the sorrow of God.

He plans to wait until he returns to Shilu City before considering it further.

"Jiang Ling, what brings you here?"

Song Ruyu quickly went to meet her, her cheeks slightly flushed:

"Wait for me a moment. Let me deal with these people first, then we'll go to the Lin family to annul the engagement..."

I missed you, so I came over.

Jiang Ling reached out and wrapped his arm around her slender waist, mischievously giving it a gentle squeeze.

"What? Can't I do it?"

"No... um... don't move, I'm dealing with important matters..."

She was both ashamed and angry, secretly thinking to herself: What's going on... I was just putting on airs as a cold and aloof patriarch in front of my clansmen.

As soon as this guy arrived, he completely destroyed her platform.

"How is this possible..." Song Jie'er stared blankly at Jiang Ling.

She felt a jolt of electricity strike her heart.

Such a perfect profile, such a sharp jawline... In terms of appearance alone, he is a hundred times more dazzling than Brother Lin Qifan!

No, no, no...

She shook her head violently, desperately trying to convince herself: Clearly, Brother Qifan is the most handsome man in the world!

female instinct

Driven by this, she looked up again and clung tightly to Jiang Ling.

Jiang Ling lowered her head and smiled gently at Song Ruyu in her arms.

That smile was clearly reflected in Song Jie'er's eyes—

At this moment, Lin Qifan's image in her heart became vague and indistinct.

She could become infatuated with Lin Qifan because of his face, and naturally, she could also fall in love with another man at first sight because of his face.

After meeting Jiang Ling for the first time.

As expected, she changed her mind.

Watching Song Ruyu and that man, oblivious to everyone else, whispering sweet nothings to each other.

Song Jie'er's jealousy erupted like a raging storm—why should she?

Why is it that Song Ruyu can win Qi Fan's heart?

And to have such a handsome man by my side!

Why can't that person be me?!

Why?!

Even if I'm a little fatter, a little uglier, a little wider, and slightly less elegant than Song Ruyu...

But I'm also a delicate little piggy girl!

"Song Ruyu! You stole everything from me! All these things that you possess should have been mine!"

Song Jie'er could no longer suppress the anger and jealousy in her heart.

Both men she set her sights on were firmly in Song Ruyu's grasp.

This was a great humiliation for her, who had grown up in a world of flattery and privilege.

Hmph! Even if I die today, I'll defile your boyfriend before I die!

She gritted her teeth secretly, stared intently at Jiang Ling's lips, and secretly reached her greasy hand into her pocket, pinching a "Speed ​​Gu".

This is what she bought when she first bought the eggs of the Heavenly Fiend Insect.

I also brought along some disposable Gu worms that I found in southern Xinjiang.

It can increase the user's speed several times in a short period of time.

She needs to rely on this extreme speed.

In front of Song Ruyu, he fiercely stole the kiss from this handsome blond man!

Even if Song Ruyu could turn back time.

But the memory of her witnessing herself kissing her man will never fade!

Even if I get killed then.

Song Ruyu will definitely hold a grudge.

She could never let go of the fact that the man she loved most had been kissed by another woman.

Ultimately, they will only suffer a broken relationship and grow old alone...

"Hehehehe..." he thought, thinking of his perfect plan.

Song Jie'er couldn't help but curl the corners of her lips into a smile, a greedy desire flashing in her eyes.

What do the lips of such a handsome man taste like?

If we kiss...

Oh my gosh~ It must be so delicious, right?

"Ugh... What are you doing? Stop pinching my waist... You bastard!" Song Ruyu couldn't help but slap away his mischievous hand, her cheeks turning as red as if they were about to bleed.

Jiang Ling, however, stuck to it like a leech.

—He discovered something really fun: all he had to do was pinch Song Ruyu's slender waist.

She would shudder slightly, like a wind-up toy, which was so much fun.

"If you keep doing this—I...I..."

Song Ruyu felt completely out of sorts. Her face flushed, and she glared at him with teary eyes.

"I'm ignoring you!"

"Okay, okay..."

She seemed genuinely embarrassed and annoyed.

Jiang Lingcai reluctantly withdrew his hand.

There's no way around it; compared to the other wives, Ruyu's waist is exceptionally firm and supple to the touch due to her years of martial arts training. It feels incredibly good.

If I train a little harder, I might even be able to do squats with him...

"Now! Right here!"

Song Jie'er's eyes suddenly sharpened, and she crushed the Speed ​​Gu in her pocket!

Immediately, she roared and pounced on the unsuspecting Jiang Ling. With terrifying speed, she was about to knock the man down and steal his first kiss!

"Aaaaaah! Song Ruyu, even if I die, I'll make you live on with suspicion and pain!"

"Just you wait and see!"

"The one who stole your beloved's first kiss—is me, Song Jie'er!"

Jiang Ling: ? ? ?

Close, closer!

Song Jie'er's heart pounded wildly. To be able to kiss such a charming and handsome blond man once, even if she died right away, would be a worthwhile experience!

As the saying goes, "A kiss stolen is a joy, a perfect moment for a young girl!"

She may die today, but she will not die unjustly; she will die with unbridled pleasure!

"Holy crap, where did this real fat pig come from?!" Jiang Ling cursed, her eyes filled with terror, as if saying, "You bastard, don't you dare come any closer!"

He's a lolicon, not a pig-lover. Even if I have the power of the five elements, there's no need for God to reward me with Princess Feifei, right?

—I don't want to get involved with Fei Fei!

【Zawarudo—!】

This time, Jiang Ling shouted out the speed at which time stopped.

It was even three points faster than when he beat up Niu Niu Tiandao before!

This was also the first time he had shown such a terrified expression during a battle.

Song Ruyu's gaze instantly turned icy cold.

She clearly heard Song Jie'er's scream just now.

This reckless woman actually tried to steal a kiss from Jiang Ling?!

I fuck your arm!

Song Ruyu was furious.

His anger was almost burning out of his eyes.

What kind of lowlife dares to try and steal her man!

She glanced coldly at the group of homeless men with blank expressions not far away.

His original plan to kill Song Jie'er changed.

Time begins to flow again.

Song Ruyu stepped forward and, with a backhand slap, broke Song Jie'er's cervical vertebrae.

"I'm so hungry—!"

Song Jie'er felt a heart-wrenching pain in the back of her neck.

He instantly lost all strength and collapsed to the ground like a lump of mud.

He fell flat on his face.

Then, Song Ruyu picked her up, threw her limp body towards the homeless men, and said coldly:

"Now, she belongs to you all. Even if she's lard, you have to eat her!"

The Indian homeless men were filled with terror, but when they saw the young body, they revealed a greedy expression.

So what about lard?

The tender white lard was quite a delicacy for them, who had never tasted meat before.