Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

Let's go back half an hour.

"no?"

Looking at the soft, warm, purple-haired little girl in his arms, Jiang Ling was speechless.

[Ugh... this feels weird... my body temperature is abnormally high... my core processor is having poor heat dissipation... my body's chemical levels are out of balance... I feel awful...]

She truly was a legendary genius girl who dedicated herself to science!

However, she didn't know... that my saliva could neutralize the poison...

He acted decisively, gently pinching Shen Yue's delicate chin with one hand, forcing her to slightly open her glistening, pink lips.

With his other hand, he supported the back of her head, and with a mouthful of saliva in his mouth, he prepared to spit it in...

Suddenly, a system notification sounded.

[Beep! Request from the female lead detected. Options now available!]

Option 1: Accept

[Synopsis: Since the android loli has delivered herself to my doorstep, I might as well accept her!]

[Reward: "Talent - Big Sister Charm" (You have a fatal attraction to older women)]

Option 2: Turtle

[Synopsis: He refused to help Shen Yue complete the experiment or treat her, insisting that it must start with holding hands and hugging.]

[Reward: Equipment - Green Eunuch Hat (Wearing this will make you detached and indifferent in any situation)]

Option 3: ■

【Introduction: ■】

[Reward: "Skill Upgrade Card - Holy Saliva" (An exclusive upgrade card for Holy Saliva, upgrading saliva healing to intracellular and extracellular fluid healing)]

"no……!"

Jiang Ling was speechless for a moment, but seeing Shen Yue's face getting redder and redder in his arms, he knew there was no time to argue.

He looked at the system options with a complicated expression, and said through gritted teeth:

"Do you think I would do that kind of thing to a humanoid loli I've only known for a short time, who doesn't even know what a star or love is?!"

System Girl: ...

"The thing I, Jiang Ling, love to do most in my life is to say no to any form of coercion!"

Even if you are a system...

[Beep, please choose quickly, otherwise it will hurt the host...]

"Therefore, I will absolutely not choose option one! I choose option three!"

Jiang Ling took a deep breath and said solemnly.

After all, option three means neither taking Shen Yue's virginity nor her first kiss...

It's pure love!

"I feel so awful..." Shen Yue mumbled in her sleep.

Jiang Ling swallowed hard, carried her into the bedroom, and threw her onto the bed.

then……

An hour later.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained an upgrade card. It has been used automatically!]

Shen Yue has woken up.

It doesn't hurt.

Shen Yue's ahoge (cowlick) drooped slightly.

This disappointed her a little, and she thought: "Could it be that I'm not charming enough, so he's not interested in me?"

She walked barefoot onto the cold floor to the built-in wardrobe.

Extending her fair fingers, she gently pressed a very discreet indentation on the side of the wardrobe.

The decorative wooden panel pops open, revealing a small device hidden behind it.

A miniature camera that is finishing recording.

Keeping experimental records is something that every researcher should do.

She removed the memory card, inserted it into the portable card reader on her desk, and connected it to her personal computer…

The screen lit up, rapidly playing the footage from the bedroom earlier.

The first half is a scene where she takes the initiative to throw herself into Jiang Ling's arms and they are conflicted.

Shen Yue watched expressionlessly, as if she were watching someone else's experiment video.

But when the progress bar reaches the second half...

Shen Yue's usually calm and even eyes sparkled slightly.

■

The light from the screen shone on her face.

The database contains only a small number of peripheral academic papers that mention it...

[I never imagined... that data simulations couldn't replicate... the actual sensory feedback... would be like this...]

Hmm...it seems my charm level is up to par.

For some reason, she felt somewhat happy; it must be the joy of the successful experiment.

"yawn……"

Jiang Ling was woken up by the noise. She tried to open her eyes and finally became fully awake. She sat up and yawned.

Then, he saw Shen Yue standing in front of the computer, wearing only a large T-shirt and with her back to him.

The hem of the T-shirt just covered the top of her thighs, and a pair of dazzlingly white, straight and slender legs were exposed on the dark floor.

This perspective and posture are incredibly appealing to those who are into lolicon (young girls).

"Shen Yue, you... cough, don't worry, I didn't do anything out of line with you..."

I don't know why, maybe the medication she took had a sedative effect and passed into his stomach through transmission, which caused him to fall asleep as well.

So much so that he forgot to put Shen Yue back on her skirt and harem pants.

Shen Yue turned around, her ahoge (cowlick) bobbing, and walked over with her long, white legs.

Moreover, his actions were completely undisguised, drawing Jiang Ling's attention.

She asked, "My medication is supposed to last 24 hours, so why... did the effect wear off after only one hour?"

Jiang Ling looked away, speechless after hearing her words. She thought to herself, "24 hours? You want to take up 24 hours of my time? Do you think I'm livestock for breeding?"

"Because my extracellular fluid has therapeutic effects."

"Do you have any clean clothes?"

……

Shen Yue rummaged through the wardrobe, handed him a piece of clothing, and asked:

[Extracellular fluid? What is the treatment principle?]

"How would I know?" Jiang Ling sighed as she finished dressing.

"I'll let this experiment slide, but next time don't take the medication beforehand... uh, I mean, don't skip the prerequisites. That's not how you date."

Shen Yue didn't reply, keeping her head down. Just as he was about to open the door, she looked up and said:

Let me examine your extracellular fluid; I'm very curious.

Jiang Ling: ……

"That kind of thing isn't..."

[600 yuan per gram, my research funding is sufficient.]

"How many grams do you want?"

[5g of saliva, 50g of blood, and 500g of other substances.]

Jiang Ling: ……

"No, is it not enough to just give you saliva and blood?"

No, scientific research demands rigor and precision.

"666, don't scientific experiments also have ethical and compliance requirements?"

My requirements are: it must not break the law, it must comply with ethical regulations, and all three must be sold to me.

"Then I won't sell..."

I recorded what you did to me, and if you don't cooperate with me, this video will be used as evidence in court that you violated my will as a woman.

Shen Yue took out the memory card and silently looked at him.

Jiang Ling: ……

No, do all highly educated women like to turn weak and innocent boys into guaranteed admission to graduate school?!

With things having come to this, Jiang Ling sighed and could only silently accept the evil scientist's demands.

Shen Yue produced a sterile sampling box from somewhere and skillfully used a cotton swab to collect his saliva sample, accurately weighing 5g.

Next came the blood draw. She took out a disposable lancet and a vacuum tube, and her technique was professional and swift. 50 milliliters of blood were quickly filled into the vacuum tube.

Then comes the most difficult part.

Shen Yue put on sterile rubber gloves, her expression serious and focused as if she were performing surgery.

She took out a specially made cryogenic storage container with precise markings.

■

[Beep beep...]

His phone beeped, and when he opened it, he found it was a message from Youyou.

【Ah Ling, someone is harassing me…】

Could you come to the library?

Jiang Ling: ? ? ?

Although placing Mei Yezi next to Youyou as a bodyguard will prevent any problems from occurring.

But Youyou is his beloved, best friend with whom he has shared a sweet bite!

Anyone who dares to bully me is really giving me too much credit.

So he rushed out of the room and off the elevator almost immediately, running towards the library.

Upon reaching the door and hearing Youyou's cries for help, he kicked the locked door open without hesitation.

The dust settled slightly.

A figure appeared against the light of the corridor at the broken doorway.

He had a brown paper box over his head, obscuring his face.

But he stood tall and exuded an aura that was not to be ignored, as if he were suppressing his anger.

Li He: ? ? ?

I... I'm a 9th dan in karate...

Then, the knight wearing the cardboard box headgear leaped high into the air, his right leg drawing a powerful arc in the air.

The trouser legs rubbed against the air, producing a short, sharp whistling sound.

A deep, oppressive sound came from under the cardboard box.

"Knight—Kick!"

Li He was in a daze, as if he saw his deceased grandparents standing in the light waving at him. He couldn't help but ask them:

"Do you...do you think I...can survive?"