Reborn veteran, lying flat since high school

Tang Yisheng has brought plenty of ammunition tonight.

Ren Pangzi, Wang Min, and Zhang Lei can order whatever they want.

Meat skewers are 50 yuan each, heart tubes are 50 yuan each, and tendon and kidney slices are 20 yuan each.

The fat man asked if we wanted to order a few more skewers of chicken wings.

Tang Yisheng waved his hand, giving 10 wingtips and 8 more wing midsections.

Very extravagant.

Even Wang Min, this seemingly low-key but wealthy woman, couldn't help but take notice.

"I feel like I can't go on living like this, Lao Tang, is something on your mind?"

"Isn't all this food enough to shut you up?"

"Iced Coke, Pepsi, half a dozen, please."

I had some draft beer yesterday, but it wasn't anything special.

Perhaps because it was Tang Yisheng's body's first time tasting alcoholic beverages, it was slightly resistant and not as comfortable as Tang Yisheng had imagined.

Let's skip the alcohol today and just have some soft drinks.

"I've heard people say that Americans have such a high obesity rate because they drink sugary drinks like water every day..."

Wang Min adjusted her glasses and began explaining in a serious tone.

"You seemed to enjoy drinking Sprite yesterday, didn't you?"

The fat man ruthlessly exposed Wang Min's persona of being "learned and restrained".

"Really?"

Zhang Lei blinked, showing great interest in Wang Min's topic.

Girls develop a sense of shame as early as junior high school. Those who are a little chubby or not so pretty carry a heavy burden in their hearts.

Zhang Lei isn't worried about her looks, but she was actually quite chubby when she was little. She only lost weight when she started growing taller in the second year of junior high school.

If he becomes chubby again, Tang Yisheng probably won't secretly look at him anymore, right?

Zhang Lei subconsciously pursed her lips and looked at Tang Yisheng again.

"Don't listen to Wang Min's nonsense."

"How could I have said anything wrong?"

Wang Min disagreed.

"You haven't forgotten your junior high physics knowledge, have you?"

What are you trying to say?

Does it expand or contract with temperature?

"It's true that cola makes people fat, but iced cola is fine because it's chilled and the cold causes it to contract..."

Tang Yisheng leisurely popularized "fallacies and heresies".

"You, you're just being unreasonable."

Wang Min's face turned red and her neck bulged from holding it in.

"Haha, see? My deskmate is petty and loves to argue. If she goes to your class and can't win an argument, remember to help her out."

Wang Min was stunned.

Suddenly, the little brain came to mind many scenes of his uncles and aunts socializing.

Was I being entrusted with something?

I felt a warm feeling in my heart, thinking that Tang Yisheng was a really, really good friend, and I also felt that I had grown up and was actually present at such a social occasion.

I was just a little slow to realize it; did anyone else notice that I had made a mistake?

Her face flushed, and she felt awkward and speechless for a moment.

Zhang Lei didn't know how to express her opinion.

After all, they are all high school students, and they haven't been exposed to this kind of situation much. They don't understand or are embarrassed to say those high-sounding platitudes.

Only fat people.

Staring longingly at the doorway.

Right outside the door, along the street, there was a string of grills seven or eight meters long, where three chefs wearing tank tops were sweating profusely as they grilled skewers.

That was one of the sources of happiness that the fat man cherished.

At this moment, half of the spring water was being roasted over the charcoal fire and had not yet reached the fat man.

The other half...

It must be Jiang Ruoxi.

Unfortunately, he didn't come with Zhang Lei, which briefly dashed Fatty's other hopes.

What a waste of those new socks and expensive gear.

The fat man bought a leather belt specifically so that the BBQ machine could be clipped to his waist. Now that his belly is tied up, it will definitely affect his intake of barbecue later.

We lost out.

Stir-fried shredded potatoes and cold tofu skin salad were served first, and half a dozen chilled Pepsi were also brought over by the waitress.

The atmosphere around the four children gradually eased and became more lively.

Observations at school, the complex relationships between male and female students, classic funny or embarrassing gossip about Wang Min's and Zhang Lei's junior high school classmates...

The girls would also talk about the jewelry shops on Jingqi Road and the night market at Daguanyuan.

Once they found common ground, their relationship progressed so rapidly that Tang Yisheng no longer needed to act as a go-between.

The two boys immediately became outsiders, watching helplessly as the two girls whispered to each other.

They would occasionally glance at Tang Yisheng together, then cover their mouths and chuckle to themselves while facing each other.

What kind of sensational content is off-limits to us?

Why don't you confess quickly?

Tang Yisheng started joking around with the girls, trying to create a more harmonious and perfect atmosphere at the table.

Because fat people have personality flaws.

With Zhang Lei's looks, sitting opposite the fat man, occasionally raising her eyebrows and laughing, Tang Yisheng sometimes felt a tingling sensation at the root of his tail.

The fat man couldn't handle it either.

Aside from engrossed in eating skewers, no one dared to look directly at the person across the street.

Tang Yisheng planned to take this opportunity to temper Fatty, since there would likely be plenty of opportunities to eat, drink, and have fun together in the future. If Fatty remained reserved and unable to let loose, someone would inevitably fall behind.

Fatty was Tang Yisheng's childhood friend and brother across two lifetimes, so Tang Yisheng naturally wouldn't just stand by and watch Fatty be eliminated.

Firstly, they didn't want to abandon this pure brotherhood.

Secondly, Tang Yisheng did not want to be labeled as "valuing women over friends".

Tang Yisheng planned to first warm up the atmosphere, and then play a couple of small games once the mood was right.

The fat man wasn't naturally introverted; he just had no luck with the opposite sex since childhood and was the sensitive, clueless type.

Once you've seen more of them or become more familiar with them, you'll be able to relax a bit.

boom!

Splash!

Just as Tang Yisheng was racking his brains to liven up the atmosphere inside the room, something unexpected happened outside.

Someone flipped the table.

The sound of beer bottles smashing on the ground, the cacophony of curses and shouts from the crowd.

There were also sporadic bursts of fistfights and kicks, and chairs flying and falling in the chaos.

Hey?

The four little ones stopped at the same time and craned their necks to look outside.

"Holy crap, they've started fighting!"

The fat man had the best position and could see the situation through the doorway.

Before Wang Min and Zhang Lei could ask any questions, the fat man got up on his own and rushed towards the door.

Since ancient times, joining in the fun has been a popular and sought-after form of entertainment.

When the fat guy saw that there was a fight, his gossipy soul couldn't wait to pounce, and his two female classmates, Wang Min and Zhang Lei, were not to be outdone.

They all got up and crowded to the door, craning their necks to look.

Actually, there were quite a few customers sitting inside the shop, about seven or eight tables. Some were watching through the windows, while others stood up and craned their necks to look outside.

The entrance was instantly filled with people, and three or four tables of guests rushed over.

Tang Yisheng watched as Zhang Lei and Wang Min were pushed apart by several young people at the neighboring tables, and helplessly got up and followed them.

Just now, the men at the table diagonally opposite me kept glancing in Zhang Lei's direction.

I guess they're just seizing this opportunity to get a little closer.

As soon as Tang Yisheng glanced over, the two young men would look away shyly. Judging from their short-sleeved shirts and trousers and their serious demeanor, he could roughly tell that the people at that table were normal white-collar workers.

Even if they had lustful thoughts, they didn't have the courage to act on them.

Presumably, if Tang Yisheng were to stand next to Zhang Lei, those guys would chicken out and back down.

that's the truth.

Tang Yisheng walked over and called out to Zhang Lei across the two young men. They then made a small space so that Tang Yisheng could stand next to Zhang Lei.

However, Zhang Lei crossed the threshold in order to catch up with Wang Min, and Tang Yisheng walked over, which meant he was now at the forefront of watching the excitement from outside the door.