Naruto: Reincarnation of a Hundred Lifetimes, the Uchiha's White Moonlight
Chapter 130 Yun'an's Intimate Paradise
"Just this once, there can't be a next time, understand?"
Instead of warning Fuuka Koyuki, Tsunade turned around and glared fiercely at Yun An, her eyes so menacing that it seemed she wanted to devour him alive.
Yun An was once again left speechless, both amused and exasperated.
He was clearly innocent in this matter. But Tsunade, who was currently in a killing frenzy, was obviously not going to listen to any explanations.
In her eyes, Yun An was a repeat offender with a criminal record, and he had a kind of unreliable quality about him.
"I know, I know."
Yun An, both amused and exasperated, explained for a long time, making oaths and guarantees, before Tsunade finally calmed down and temporarily believed him.
Then, in front of everyone, Feng Hua Xiaoxue took a few steps closer to Yun An.
She tiptoed and, in full view of everyone, gently kissed Yun An's lips.
It was as fast as a gust of wind, giving everyone no time to react.
After the kiss.
She turned around, facing the swirling snow behind her, and walked towards the fortress without looking back. Her straight back exuded an indescribable air of elegance and decisiveness.
"He really has a great style."
Jiraiya stared in disbelief, his jaw practically dropping to the floor. After a long pause, he finally managed to utter a single sentence, his tone filled with astonishment: "You little rascal, you've won the heart of another beauty."
Kakashi Hatake, standing nearby, silently pulled out "Icha Icha Paradise" from his pocket, reading it while memorizing the scene, thinking that he might be able to use it someday.
after all.
He has been single for many years and has very little experience in this area.
Even more outrageous, Leonardo DiCaprio actually went over and shared his "experiences" with Kakashi Hatake.
The two chatted enthusiastically, as if they had known each other for a long time. Their level of understanding suddenly surpassed that of Matt Kai, their teacher.
Poor Matt Kai was completely ignored and stood there all alone, looking pitiful and wronged.
"Little Li, what are you doing?"
Matt Kai finally couldn't hold back any longer and asked in a pitiful tone.
Little Li turned around seriously, his face showing a mix of shyness and earnestness: "To be honest, teacher, I already have a girl I like."
The girl was exceptionally gentle, and naturally, I wanted to give her a happy home.
Hearing that his apprentice had actually grasped the concept so early, Matt Kai, as the master, felt a mix of emotions, and then a headache began to creep in.
In terms of picking up girls.
He didn't seem to be able to help his good apprentice much at all.
He was such a useless teacher. Taking a deep breath, Matt Ke felt that he had always been someone who could admit his mistakes and correct them, and who was of the highest moral character.
After realizing his own shortcomings.
He immediately made a change in his personality.
He moved with lightning speed, rushing to Yun An's side before her. Then, with a thud, he bowed deeply to Yun An, his tone utterly earnest: "Senior Yun An, please teach me how to woo a girl. This is extremely important to me. Otherwise, it would be a great disgrace if I couldn't even teach my own disciple."
Are you sure you really want to learn this?
A meaningful smile suddenly appeared on Yun An's face.
Might Guy nodded emphatically at this moment, his eyes filled with determination. His motivation to learn was ridiculously strong, quite like the style he usually displayed when practicing the Eight Gates.
"it is good."
Yun An laughed loudly, then immediately agreed, reaching out to pat Matt Kai on the shoulder.
Followed by.
He deliberately feigned a lifeless expression, looked up at the sky, and then adopted the posture of accepting disciples. He spoke slowly, his tone carrying the vicissitudes of a retired martial arts master: "Your teacher can be said to have already retired from the martial arts world and washed his hands of worldly affairs."
Now that you have your sister-in-law Tsunade and sister-in-law Kurenai by your side, you haven't made a move for many years.
These thirty-six strategies for picking up girls would only be a waste if they remained in my possession.
"Now that you are able to study this thoroughly, it means that my understanding of these principles has not been in vain, and this unique skill has not been wasted."
Yun An's words were so flowery and exaggerated that he made the Thirty-Six Strategies for Picking Up Girls sound like they were some long-lost martial arts manual.
Hearing this, Matt Kai burst into tears again, deeply moved.
But when Yun An looked down at Matt Kai again, he was suddenly startled.
But in front of him, there was no one but Matt Kai.
Kakashi Hatake, Lee Sin, and even the old man Jiraiya all knelt down. Their faces flushed red, and they looked like honest men throwing caution to the wind, shouting in unison to Yun An, their voices deafeningly loud: "Master! Accept me as your disciple! I've been single for many years!"
Wow. It was practically a phenomenal scene of a bachelor becoming an apprentice. Yun An was completely dumbfounded and didn't come to his senses for a long time.
"Good apprentice. Good apprentice."
After a moment of stunned silence, Yun An finally reacted, then burst into laughter, patting his chest and saying, "You are all my last disciples in the art of picking up girls. Don't worry, I will pass on all my experience from all these years to you without reservation. I will make sure you are not single anymore and that you achieve something great."
With his middle finger pointing to the sky and his feet firmly planted on the ground, Yun An exuded a sense of heroic grandeur, standing tall and proud.
His words caused Kakashi Hatake, Might Guy, Jiraiya, Rock Lee, and the others in front of him to scream like wolves in excitement. The scene was absolutely thrilling.
Only Tsunade, Kurenai, and even Shizune rolled their eyes at the scene before them, especially giving Yun An a look of utter contempt once again.
Even Xiao Jingyin, the child, could hardly believe that her uncle was such a person; it was simply too disappointing.
Before long, Yun An and his group returned to the Rain Village they had passed through earlier.
But at this moment, something seemed a little off about Amegakure.
Yun An frowned, carefully observing the surrounding environment. His expression changed repeatedly, and his eyes gradually became more serious.
Before he could speak, others in the group also noticed the strange occurrence in Amegakure.
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