Douluo Continent: Kunxu Descends, Second-Player Players Are Stunned

Chapter 95 The Immoral Rogue Rabbit

"And you, Jin Tielin."

Wu Rou turned to him. Even if the other party had the Second Elder as his backer, she was not afraid of him at all.

"You went head-to-head with Xiong Tianba, and it looked quite exciting. But have you considered that you might not be able to beat him? There's a level difference; you're bound to lose sooner or later in a direct confrontation. So why don't you think of some other methods? For example, pretend to be outmatched, lure him over to my side, and let me take care of him easily?"

Lao Jin scratched his head, looking completely bewildered.

Wu Rou then looked at Bao Jieyi: "You fought Xie Guangkun to a standstill. But have you considered that Xie Guangkun's greatest strength is surprise attacks? Why don't you use that against him? For example, pretend you didn't see him, make him think you've successfully gone invisible, and then suddenly counterattack when he gets close?"

Bao Jieyi seemed to be deep in thought.

Wu Rou looked at Bibi Dong one last time, opened her mouth as if to say something, but with those big, innocent-looking, watery eyes, she swallowed all her words, leaving only one sentence: "You are the vice-captain, you really should care about your dignity."

Everyone present fell silent.

Dude, isn't this favoritism a bit too blatant?

But they dared not say it.

Challenging the authority of a powerful figure will get you beaten up!

"I know what you're thinking." Wu Rou sat back down in the middle, her tone softening. "You think that competitions should be fair and square, and that skill should be the deciding factor. You think that winning with these underhanded, dirty, and unethical tactics is dishonorable."

She paused, her gaze sweeping over everyone.

"But I want to tell you that in this world, the real winners are never the most honorable people, but the people who use their brains the most."

She held up one finger: "First, the rules only specify what you can't do, not what you can't do otherwise. So, as long as you don't break the rules, you can do anything."

She held up another finger.

"Secondly, how do you think those disciples from major sects won? By strength?"

"Strength is only part of it. More importantly, it's about intelligence, experience, and the unspoken rules they've been taught since childhood."

Bibi Dong asked curiously, "For example?"

"For example, we can treat them to a meal, take them to get a foot massage, and order a few nannies weighing close to 200 pounds for them. The night before the competition, we can leave them with a psychological scar."

"Is there any rule against doing this in the competition? No. It's an unspoken rule!"

"If it's not prohibited, then it's allowed!"

As the mother of the 10-year-old rogue rabbit, Wu Rou said this without batting an eye, as if she were just chatting about a trivial anecdote.

Wu Rou: Calm down. She's married. Can't she tell a little dirty joke?

The others gasped in shock.

That's just too unethical!

However, if we really let them do such bad things and cause trouble for others—

Why do I feel a little excited?

How strange~

Seeing that everyone was silent, Wu Rou thought that her teammates couldn't accept her dirty tricks, so she couldn't help but start lecturing them in a motherly tone.

"What kind of opponents do you think you'll face after you graduate and enter the Spirit Hall, a sect, or the army? Will they be upright gentlemen who will fight you in the arena? Wrong. They'll be those old foxes who will stop at nothing to win."

She stood up, raising her voice: "If you don't learn now, don't blame me if you get scammed later!"

The entire room fell silent.

Lie Wuyang suddenly spoke up: "Captain Wu, the way you're saying that—it's as if our second team shouldn't have won."

Wu Rou looked at him and smiled: "Your second team? Your second team's biggest problem today is that you're too well-behaved."

Lie Wuyang was stunned.

"You, Lie Wuyang, a Soul King, are stronger than anyone else in the team. If you had used your brain even a little, for example, if you had let Xie Guangkun harass them first, let Liu Ruyan release poison smoke to distract them, and then let Xiong Tianba and Meng Tiezhu launch a feint attack from the front, while your cousin led you to flank and ambush them, would you have lost so quickly?"

"No way? No way~"

Lie Wuyang opened his mouth, but couldn't say a word.

Despite the other person's rude tone, he couldn't find a reason to refute them and could only swallow his anger.

"And what about the rest of you?" Wu Rou looked at the second team members. "What were you doing when Lie Wuyang was being targeted?"

Even without much teamwork, you should be able to annoy your opponents, right?

The members of the second team looked at each other, their faces filled with shame.

"So," Wu Rou concluded, "the reason we lost today's match wasn't because of a lack of ability."

"It's the brain!"

"Team One had brains and won. Team Two didn't have brains and lost. It's that simple."

She clapped her hands: "Alright, enough chit-chat, let's get down to business."

Serious business?

Everyone pricked up their ears.

Wu Rou pulled out a piece of paper from her bosom, which was covered with dense writing.

"This is my summary of '100 Shameless Tactics,' and today we'll learn the first ten."

One hundred unethical tactics?

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Lie Wuyang's lips twitched; he wanted to leave, but was also a little curious.

"Sis, how could you come up with so many despicable tricks? Give me a month and I still couldn't think of this many!"

Wu Rou scratched her head, somewhat embarrassed, and explained, "Actually, the hundred moves are the question, and the first ten moves are what I came up with."

Everyone: ————

It's actually clickbait!

Bibi Dong quickly chimed in, "Oh, you're mistaken! Being able to come up with ten moves is already quite impressive!"

Wu Rou cleared her throat, tapped the paper covered with crooked handwriting with her fingertips, and her bright rabbit eyes swept over the silent yet curious team members in front of her. She deliberately dragged out her words.

"The first trick is the pork stamping technique."

The words had barely left his mouth when Lie Wuyang's eyes widened in shock, and he almost jumped up: "Captain Wu! Stamping pork? Isn't that the way they stamp pork for inspection at the market? You're going to use that in a Soul Master competition? How are you going to use it?"

"Why not?" Wu Rou raised an eyebrow, speaking with righteous indignation. "Which rule in the Soul Master Tournament says you can't stamp your opponent? Let me explain in detail: prepare specially made stamps beforehand. Use plant extracts that are used to stamp pork—non-toxic but indelible. Engrave words like 'loser' or 'defeater' on the stamps. During the battle, don't just focus on hitting; find the right opportunity and slam them hard onto your opponent's face, forehead, or hands!"

She gestured as if stamping something forcefully, a sly smile on her face: "Just imagine, the Soul Master on the other side, a prodigy, standing on the arena with a huge seal on his head, seen clearly by tens of thousands of spectators below. Aren't you ashamed? Aren't you embarrassed?"

"If their mentality collapses, their strength drops by 30%. We win without a fight; this is called psychological warfare tactics, and it's incredibly sophisticated!"

Bao Jieyi couldn't help but burst out laughing, her usual cold and aloof demeanor completely gone.

"If you were to accidentally expose a clumsy thief's face to Lao Xie," he'd probably lose control of his temper on the spot, unable to forget about it even when he's trying to hide!

"Right? I knew this was a great idea!" Wu Rou snapped her fingers. "Liu Ruyan, don't just use your poison smoke for defense. Mix some colored pollen in it. When the smoke dissipates, the other side won't be able to open their eyes. We can take the opportunity to go up and stamp their seals, and they'll be sure to get it right every time!"

Jin Tielin stroked his chin, his previous frustration at being scolded completely gone, his eyes filled with interest: "What if the opponent dodges quickly?"

"Simple," Wu Rou's eyes flashed with a mischievous glint. "Use a feint to trick them into moving. Find a tanky character to take the hits head-on, pretend to launch a fierce attack to draw their attention, and then have agile attackers flank and ambush from behind! The main goal is to humiliate the opponent!"

Seemingly having thought of something, Bibi Dong, who had been silent all along, pursed her lips slightly, a hint of a smile flashing in her eyes, and said softly, "Disciples of sects value their reputation the most. This move—is indeed more effective and less strenuous than injuring them."

"You know what you're doing!" Wu Rou winked at Bibi Dong and continued chatting, "This isn't about being a scoundrel; it's a tactical counterattack!"

"Soul Master competitions aren't just about soul rings, soul skills, and financial resources; they also require mentality and strategy. By making the opponent angry and confused, we can win easily and leave a lasting impression on the audience. After all, who can forget a group of Soul Masters sweeping through the arena with pork stamps?"

"As long as we have memorable brand elements, our personal brand image will emerge! Who knows, maybe a Google/GMO association will even ask us to promote their products!"

Lie Wuyang's lips twitched wildly. He wanted to refute, but the image of his opponent's furious face flashed in his mind. He could still save a little GG fee, so he couldn't help but feel relieved.

"It's so despicable—but I like it."

"If you like it, then learn it properly!" Wu Rou slammed the "One Hundred Unscrupulous Tactics" on the table with an air of authority. "Want to know the second one?"

The crowd looked at each other, their initial restraint completely vanished, and their eyes blazed with excitement. It was a bit despicable, but it was undeniably effective and cathartic!

"Sister Wu, tell us quickly!"

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