Douluo Continent: Kunxu Descends, Second-Player Players Are Stunned

Chapter 93 Shameless Yet Happy Every Day

"this one?"

"You've already lost at the starting line; no matter how hard you struggle, it's useless!"

"Your strength is like a fart in your large intestine; once you want to let it out, it's all gone!"

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One string of trash talk after another.

On the training field, the members of Team One and Team Two stood on opposite sides, their expressions tense and ready to fight.

Bibi Dong lowered her head, looking down at her nose and contemplating her inner thoughts, while drawing circles on the ground with her toes, as if she wanted to carve out a tunnel leading to the center of the earth.

So embarrassing.

That's so embarrassing.

Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the members of the second team opposite her, each with a livid face, clearly furious at the trash talk.

Team Two: It's not that I don't want to say tough things, it's just that their skill level isn't high enough!

Their painstaking efforts, staying up all night to memorize jokes, are no match for a team of geniuses who come up with a brilliant idea!

Even if they occasionally come up with a brilliant quote, or win by using trash talk, Luckin Coffee will take out a small notebook and start recording it stroke by stroke.

Like now —

"That's a good line, that's really powerful! Hmm, I've got it, I've got it—"

I finally came up with a harsh remark, only to have it plagiarized by my rival.

Are you angry or not?

Bibi Dong took a deep breath and silently recited: I am the captain, I need to stay calm, I need to—

"Bibi Dong!"

Wu Rou's voice came from behind.

Bibi Dong shuddered and quickly turned around.

Wu Rou strode over, followed by a tall figure.

Qianxunji.

His Holiness the Pope came to observe in person.

"His Holiness the Pope wants to see the results of your training," Wu Rou said. "Perfect timing, Team Two is here too, let's have a friendly match."

Seven against seven, the rules are the same as in a formal match.

Bibi Dong's heart tightened.

Seven against seven.

His Holiness the Pope personally watched the match.

There should be a reward, right?

She subconsciously glanced at the second team opposite her.

The captain of the second team, Lie Wuyang, stood with his arms crossed, a half-smile playing on his lips.

The aura of a level 52 Soul King was released without any concealment, and his long, fiery red hair swayed gently in the still air, like a burning flame.

Lie Wuyang, Martial Soul: Flaming Lion, Level 55 Power Attack Type Battle Soul King, nephew of Lion Douluo, the number one student in the sixth grade of Wuhun Middle School, and the former president of Wuhun Middle School Student Council.

Behind him, six team members lined up in a row.

Lie Yunxiao, with the Crimson Flame Eagle martial soul, is a level 51 agility-attack type battle soul master and Lie Wuyang's cousin.

Xiong Tianba, whose martial soul is the Mighty Vajra Bear, is a level 47 defensive-type Battle Soul Master and a branch disciple of the Elephant Armor Sect. He is said to be a relative of Huyan Yi.

Liu Ruyan, with the martial spirit of Azure Smoke, is a level 45 control-type battle spirit master who is skilled at using poisonous smoke to interfere with her opponents.

Xie Guangkun, with the Martial Soul Iron Wire Serpent, is a level 43 Agility-Attack type Battle Soul Master, known for his cunning and treacherous nature.

Meng Tiezhu, Martial Soul: Xuan Tie Heavy Sword, Level 46 Power Attack Type Battle Soul Master, is taciturn, but a single sword strike can shatter half of an arena.

Hua Xiaoxiao, Martial Soul: Hundred Flower Elf, Level 43 Support-type Weapon Soul Master.

On the first team's side—the lineup isn't weak, but the polarization is severe.

A head-on clash—it's uncertain who will win.

Those big spenders who spend a lot of money on in-game purchases don't need a few pennies to buy the most advanced soul tools.

Yes, the rules of this Soul Master Competition do not prohibit the use of Soul Guidance Devices.

The Spirit Hall has an extremely "righteous" atmosphere and loves to exploit loopholes in the rules.

According to the information from his adopted son, the college students of Wuhun University secretly provided the second team with a batch of level-four soul tools with extremely high damage output.

According to her understanding, a level four soul tool can damage a Soul Master.

Bibi Dong took a deep breath to suppress her nervousness—today is just a friendly match, the second team shouldn't be willing to spend money, right?

If the funds are used up now, how can we shine in the Soul Master Competition?

Thinking of this, she felt much more at ease.

"Friendship first, competition second," Qian Xunji said with a smile. "I know everyone wants good luck!"

"How about this: whichever team wins, I'll give them a ten-thousand-year-old elixir. Your efforts will help your team members defy fate!"

Once the prize was announced, everyone except the rich woman and the poor woman gleamed with intense fighting spirit.

Qian Xunji pulled out a rocking chair from his storage soul tool, lay down, and the accompanying Ghost Elder immediately set out a fruit platter.

Qian Xunji glanced at him, his soul power solidified, only one step away from becoming a Title Douluo, seemingly about to break through.

He took out a ten-thousand-year-old pill from his pocket. Its main ingredients were the Ten Nether Shadow Flower and the Nameless Shadow Grass. He tossed it to Ghost: "Elder Ghost has made great contributions. This pill is a reward for you! Take it, and your martial spirit may be able to reach a higher level."

You can also capture a soul beast with compatible attributes from the space, but Old Ghost already has a soul spirit.

Xiao Guang works alone and it's too lonely.

Xiao Guang: Waaaaah, finally someone's here to be a slave with me!

The ghostly figure was moved: "Your Holiness the Pope is so generous! Thank you for your kindness, Your Holiness the Pope."

This small gesture further fueled the fighting spirit of the people present.

They really do give out rewards!

His Holiness the Pope is not making fun of us!

"Begin!" Ghostly commanded, and the battle erupted instantly!

Lie Wuyang made the first move, activating his Fiery Lion Martial Soul. His five Soul Rings lit up simultaneously, a combination of yellow, purple, and black that was both stunning and regrettable.

He transformed into a blazing fire and charged straight towards the center of a formation!

This is the most direct tactic—to forcibly tear apart the opponent's defenses with an absolute difference in strength!

However, a "Oh dear!"

A scream rang out.

They're not on the same team; they're Lie Wuyang's.

He had only gone halfway when his foot suddenly slipped, he lost his balance and fell forward.

Qian Xunji's eyelids twitched. Why did he have a feeling that this friendly match was going to go wrong?

Wu Rou remained expressionless.

A thin layer of ice had appeared on the ground beneath Lie Wuyang's feet.

Luckin Coffee stood at the back of the line, expressionless as he withdrew his hand.

Are you alright?

Lie Wuyang rolled over to dissipate the momentum and stood up with a livid face.

Of course he's fine. With a Soul King-level physique, what could possibly happen from a fall?

But the problem is, this is incredibly embarrassing!

Lie Wuyang gritted his teeth and was about to make another move when he heard someone say trash: "No matter how strong you are, can you keep her from leaving without looking back?"

"No matter how fast you go, can you hold onto a heart that's wandering away?"

Lie Wuyang and Lie Yunxiao's expressions changed simultaneously.

Last month, both brothers were dumped by twin sisters.

The whole grade knows about this!

This is blatant mockery!

Liu Ruyan glanced at Lie Yunxiao with a wistful look, wanting to laugh but unable to.

After all, this person is family.

Their faces instantly darkened even more.

"Enough with the nonsense!" he roared, his Crimson Flame Eagle martial spirit activating, his wings spread wide, and he soared into the air, heading straight for the back row of a team!

Xiong Tianba followed closely behind, his Mighty Vajra Bear martial spirit possessing him, his whole body shimmering with golden light, and the ground trembled with every step he took!

Xie Guangkun vanished in a flash.

Meng Tiezhu silently drew his Xuan Tie Heavy Sword and strode forward.

With a wave of her hand, Hua Xiaoxiao activated her Hundred Flowers Martial Soul, granting buffs to her teammates.

Team Two has moved!

Lie Yunxiao descended from the sky, his target the weakest of the three, Luckin Coffee!

Feng Ling drew his sword to meet the attack. The Gale Sword transformed into a series of afterimages, colliding with the Crimson Flame Eagle's claws in mid-air, sparks flying everywhere!

"Is it any good, Greyhound?"

Lie Yunxiao's face darkened.

Luckin Coffee taunted from the side, "Is it because you're too weak that she left you?"

Lie Yunxiao almost fell from the sky.

A man should never be told he can't do it!

"Be careful!"

Liu Ruyan's warning came through.

Lie Yunxiao's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly dodged.

A dark ray of light grazed his shoulder, narrowly missing him!

He turned his head and saw Luckin Coffee standing in the back row of a line, holding something in her hand, giving him a shy smile.

Isn't this kid's martial soul supposed to be coffee and a deer? Where did this third martial soul come from?

Luckin Coffee: There's something called a gun.

What that kid just used was—the power of another martial soul?

Lie Yunxiao's heart tightened, and he dared not be careless any longer, deciding to deal with Feng Ling first.

Qian Xunji rubbed his eyes, suspecting he was hallucinating. He tested the illusion with his divine sense, but it still seemed absurd. Finally, he scanned the illusion with his personal terminal.

A half-finished air gun

"Luckily, this thing is a work in progress, not a real gun loaded with bullets!"

Qian Xunji breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could let his guard down, another question popped into his mind.

Wasn't this guy a coffee seller? When did he become an arms dealer?

Luckin Coffee: I'm opening a store on American soil, so I definitely need to know a little about firearms.

On the field, Bao Jieyi and Xie Guangkun fought a fierce and evenly matched battle.

Hu Yanyi stood guard at the back row, his entire body enveloped by a huge phantom of a diamond mammoth, absorbing most of the attacks for his teammates.

Jin Tielin's Golden Crocodile clashed head-on with Meng Tiezhu's Xuan Tie Heavy Sword. One was the might of a ferocious beast, and the other was the power of a heavy weapon. Every collision made people's eardrums ache.

Bibi Dong moved along the edge of the battlefield, her Death Spider Emperor Martial Soul appearing and disappearing intermittently, her spider webs precisely blocking the second team's attack route.

Hua Xiaoxiao's support soul skill continuously enhanced the second team members, but each time it took effect, it was interrupted by Bibi Dong's spider web.

Soul skills require a medium to take effect.

Like the Eight Treasures Glazed Pagoda, the buff needs to be transmitted through the light emitted by the pagoda.

Hua Xiaoxiao wants to apply buffs to her teammates, and Fei Qiu's petals must land on her teammates.

"Captain, that Bibi Dong is so annoying!"

Lie Wuyang gave a cold laugh.

Annoying?

Let's deal with her first!

He flashed and bypassed the main battlefield, heading straight for Bibi Dong!

The phantom of the Fiery Lion roared behind him, and the five soul rings shone brightly. He used eighty percent of his strength for this attack!

Bibi Dong's pupils contracted.

too fast!

She had no time to dodge and could only take the hit!

Four soul rings—yellow, purple, purple, and black—lit up simultaneously, and countless spider silks wove together a barrier!

Just then, Lie Wuyang took out a level four soul tool and threw it at Bibi Dong.

The soul tool exploded, the fist slammed down, and the spider silk barrier shattered instantly!

Bibi Dong couldn't help but curse.

This brat doesn't know that level four soul tools are expensive? Is it really necessary to spend so much money for a small competition? If you have money to burn, give it to me and let me spend it for you!

At that very moment—

A pink figure suddenly appeared in front of Bibi Dong.

Wu Rou.

With the Soft Bone Rabbit Martial Soul attached to her, and her six Soul Rings shining brightly, she stretched out her hands and gently caught Lie Wuyang's fist.

"Captain Lie," she smiled slightly, her voice as gentle as a spring breeze, yet chilling, "isn't it a bit inappropriate to bully a child?"

Lie Wuyang's expression changed.

He tried to pull his hand back, but found that his fist was firmly sucked in and he couldn't move it.

"I----"

"Defeated opponent!" Wu Rou sneered and immediately unleashed a violent eight-stage throw.

Wu Rou smiled slightly, a smile as gentle as a spring breeze, yet it sent a chill down Lie Wuyang's spine, making him instinctively want to jump off the stage and admit defeat.

But the next second, the world spun around.

Wu Rou instantly teleported to his side!

"First paragraph!"

Lie Wuyang felt his body lighten as Wu Rou snatched him up, sending him tumbling through the air in a perfect arc before crashing to the ground!

It hit Xiong Tianba.

Xiong Tianba was confronting Tailong when he was suddenly hit by his own captain. The two rolled around in a ball, and the Mighty King Kong Bear's defense was almost broken by his own side.

"Second paragraph!"

Before Lie Wuyang could react, he was teleported and grabbed again—this time with a sweeping motion!

boom!

It hit Xie Guangkun.

Xie Guangkun was hiding and preparing to launch a sneak attack when he was suddenly hit by a fiery red shadow. He was brought out of the shadows and crashed into a pillar next to him. He saw stars and spat out a mouthful of blood.

"The third paragraph!"

Wu Rou used Lie Wuyang as a meteor hammer, spun him around three times, and then let go—

Lie Wuyang flew straight towards Meng Tiezhu!

Meng Tiezhu was raising his Xuan Tie Heavy Sword to strike Jin Tielin when he caught a glimpse of something fiery red flying towards him out of the corner of his eye. He instinctively swung his sword to block it. Bang!

The back of the sword slapped Lie Wuyang's buttocks.

Lie Wuyang screamed and changed direction, crashing into Lie Yunxiao again!

Lie Yunxiao was locked in combat with Feng Ling when he was struck by his cousin, and the two of them fell from the sky, dazed and confused.

"The fourth paragraph!"

Wu Rou had caught up without anyone noticing, caught Lie Wuyang before he even hit the ground, and snatched him up again!

The target this time is Liu Ruyan.

Liu Ruyan was terrified and quickly released poisonous smoke to try and force Wu Rou back, but Wu Rou directly shoved Lie Wuyang into the smoke. Lie Wuyang choked and cried out, "Cough cough cough! Liu Ruyan, what are you doing!"

Liu Ruyan hurriedly put away the cigarette, but it was too late; Lie Wuyang's face had already turned green from the poisonous smoke.

"The fifth paragraph!"

Lie Wuyang flew out again, crashing towards Hua Xiaoxiao!

Hua Xiaoxiao was stunned. She was hit by her own captain while she was still looking pretty. The light of her Hundred Flower Fairy Martial Soul was interrupted, and the two of them fell into a heap.

"Sixth paragraph—"

Lie Wuyang was snatched up again, this time and slammed to the ground!

boom!

The ground was smashed into a shallow crater, and Lie Wuyang lay in the crater, seeing stars.

At that moment, he felt as if every bone in his body was about to leave home.

"Seventh paragraph—"

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Wu Rou picked up Lie Wuyang, only to find that the members of the second team had all been knocked down.

Once everyone had gathered together, she rolled Lie Wuyang over like a bowling ball.

The second team members knocked down another group.

"Paragraph 8, Section 1, Number 6"

Wu Rou finally appeared above Lie Wu Yang, clasped her hands together, and slammed down with a hammer!

boom!

Lie Wuyang was completely embedded in the ground, with only his head sticking out, face down and buttocks up, in an extremely ungraceful position.

The entire room fell silent.

Lie Wuyang lay on the ground, using his last strength to lift his head, filled with grief and indignation: "Wu Rou! You have no martial ethics!"

Wu Rou clapped her hands, straightened her clothes, and said nonchalantly, "Why are you ignoring martial ethics? I'm using authentic Eight-Stage Soft Throwing."

"You're using me as a hammer!"

"This is called the human shield tactic," Wu Rou explained seriously. "You are a Soul King, with a strong physical body, which is perfect for blocking damage. Look, just now, Liu Ruyan's poison smoke, Meng Tiezhu's sword back, and Xiong Tianba's bear paw didn't hurt my people, they all hit you. This is called making full use of one's own resources, a manifestation of tactical skill."

Lie Wuyang almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

"Moreover," Wu Rou added, "didn't you just use a level four soul tool to bomb Dong'er? How much does a level four soul tool cost?"

How about 10,000 gold soul coins as a starting point? This move of mine is free, and it even helped you loosen up your muscles. You should be thanking me.

Lie Wuyang:

He felt his intelligence had been insulted, but he didn't know how to refute it.

Upon hearing this, Bibi Dong seemed to be inspired and sensed a business opportunity.

She quickly took out a large bucket of diluted life water from her soul tool and began reselling it.

"A miraculous healing elixir; one sip and you'll be fully healed. Young lady, do you still wish to fight?"

"How much?" Liu Ruyan asked.

Bibi Dong remembered that each drop of the Water of Life cost approximately 300 million Gold Soul Coins.

This bucket of water contains 15 liters. Diluted with a single drop of the Water of Life, it can be divided into 150 cups of 100 mL healing water.

The cost price of one cup is 2 gold soul coins.

Is it unreasonable for her to sell it for 50,000?

"fifty thousand!"

"This is way too expensive!" Lie Wuyang subconsciously thought the other party was ripping off a hacker.

Bibi Dong scoffed, "Take it or leave it, you've already lost!"

Thinking of that pill worth tens of millions, Lie Wuyang suddenly felt that he could also try to use 50,000 gold soul coins to test the effect of this cup of water.

"Give me a drink!"

"Okay!" Bibi Dong quickly bought the water, and she even used a measuring cylinder to precisely calculate to ensure that the lowest point of the concave surface was below 100m.

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Good things should be given in small quantities, not in large quantities!

To ensure accuracy, Bibi Dong even took out a dropper and slowly dripped a few drops.

After confirming that no one had given her too much, she handed the cup back to the other person and took the gold coins.

Lie Wuyang almost laughed in anger; he had never seen such a stingy merchant before!

The group of people seemed to be deep in thought.

Could they also learn from Bibi Dong and sell healing medicine during fights, raising prices and making a quick buck?

It's just a matter of fighting for a little longer, giving them hope only to face despair again.

Lie Wuyang drank the cup of "healing holy water" in one gulp, and in an instant, his fatigue disappeared, his somewhat depleted soul power was instantly replenished, and the negative effects on his body were gone.

"Incredible!" Lie Wuyang couldn't help but exclaim in amazement. He looked at the team and let out a cold laugh. "Didn't expect that, did you? There's a traitor in your team!"

Before he could finish laughing, Wu Rou teleported behind him and grabbed Lie Wuyang.

"Come on, keep hitting him! He's my meat shield!"

Shameless yet smoky, happy every day~

"You!" The second team was furious.

As fellow students, they had never seen such a shameless person!

Luckin Coffee chuckled: "Kids, this is what you call using the emperor to command the nobles!"

Study hard!

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