Douluo Continent: Shrek Prince, Getting to the Root of the Matter
Chapter 1 Yu Wudao
Yu Yuanheng has been very troubled lately, and the reason for it all comes from that troublesome little brat in his family.
Although this little brat was already famous throughout the Tianlong Sect for his fierce battle record right after he was born, this time his record can be described as the best of his life!
On the day he was born, Yu Wudao was unusually well-behaved, blinking his big eyes and curiously scanning his surroundings. He didn't cry or fuss and looked extremely cute.
However, the midwife standing nearby was very anxious when she saw this, for two reasons.
One reason is that a baby's instinct is to cry. If a baby is born without crying or fussing and appears too well-behaved, then it is very likely that the child has a deficiency in intellectual ability.
Another reason is that the child may have a physical problem that prevents him from vocalizing normally like other babies.
In her haste, the midwife quickly patted the baby's bottom twice, trying to make him cry.
But to everyone's surprise, after being hit twice, Yu Wudao not only didn't cry, but instead frowned and angrily punched the midwife in the face.
Heaven knows how a baby could possess such terrifying strength! With a single punch, blood gushed from the midwife's mouth and nose!
How could a young girl in the prime of her life have ever suffered such a physical blow? She immediately handed over the jade pendant, knelt down on the ground, and cried, covering her bleeding mouth and nose.
Upon seeing this, Yu Wudao chuckled.
Hearing the crying, Yu Yuanheng, who was anxiously waiting outside the door, could no longer suppress his impatience and rushed in.
After learning more about it, Yu Yuanheng wasn't troubled at all by his child's unruly behavior. Instead, he patted his chest and proudly declared:
"My son, you have the potential to achieve great things!"
Subsequent examination revealed that Yu Wudao's punch had broken the midwife's nose!
Such incredible achievements quickly spread throughout the entire Tianlong Sect, and even the logistics personnel knew that the Yu Yuanheng family had produced an extraordinary little devil.
Yu Yuanheng was thus very popular in the Tianlong Sect for quite some time, and he would mention it to everyone he met.
"Oh... I was so stupid, really! I only knew that Xiaoyun's delivery skills were top-notch and that she had never had any accidents. I didn't know that a newborn baby could have such strong attack power..."
However, before Yu Yuanheng could be happy for long, Yu Wudao showed him with his actions.
"Old Deng! You're celebrating too soon!"
At one year old, while ordinary children learn to walk and run on their own, Yu Wudao was already no different from a three- or four-year-old child.
The trouble began from this point.
One day, Yu Wudao took Nan Qiuqiu, the little princess of the Earth Dragon Gate, and sneaked into the Soul Beast Forest kept by the Heavenly Dragon Gate.
In order to convince the bodyguard summoner to come with him, he confidently told the little girl that he was going to find her a cat pet.
As soon as they entered the forest, Yu Wudao pulled her straight to the Golden Earth Dragon's lair!
While the Golden Earth Dragon was out foraging for food, Yu Wudao raided its nest and took away its eggs.
After succeeding, Yu Wudao carried the giant egg and Nan Qiuqiu on his shoulders and ran wildly towards the Earth Dragon Gate's supply point in the Soul Beast Forest!
Just as they were about to arrive, a ten-year-old fire leopard, which had been starving for nearly a week, set its sights on them.
A one-year-old toddler and a three-year-old girl facing a fierce and hungry leopard—it seems like they're in grave danger, doesn't it?
However, Yu Wudao did not think so. According to the Soul Saint who came looking for Nan Qiuqiu in a fit of rage, holding a note that read, "Nan Qiuqiu went with me to the Soul Hunting Forest to catch soul beasts, so you don't need to worry."
Yu Wudao even excitedly pointed at the fire-spotted leopard and said, "I told you I came to find you a cat pet, right? Quickly say thank you!"
Although Nan Qiuqiu thought the cat was a bit big, she didn't object and said softly, "Thank you, Brother Wudao."
Then, Yu Wudao rushed forward with a giant dark gold egg in his arms, knocking the leopard unconscious with a single blow.
After that, he put the giant egg on his head, grabbed the leopard with his left hand and Nan Qiuqiu with his right hand, and ran away.
Yu Wudao was safe, but the Heavenly Dragon Douluo, upon learning of this, nearly fainted from anger. It should be noted that the Heavenly Dragon Gate is located in the far north, a place where there could be no other decent gathering place for spirit beasts.
The Soul Hunting Forest was built up little by little by the Heavenly Dragon Gate. Each of the super soul beasts, like the Golden Earth Dragon, is a precious treasure! He personally went to Yu Wudao to ask for the dragon egg, but only got a pile of broken eggshells and a child with a bulging belly who kept hiccuping.
The dignified level 95 Super Douluo almost fainted on the spot.
He could only comfort himself with thoughts like, "Oh well, golden earth dragons lay at least three eggs at a time, so this is just one," and "The child is so young and can eat a whole golden earth dragon egg, so he must have some talent. Let's just consider it as training the next generation in advance..."
However, he wasn't entirely deceiving himself. Yu Wudao was a bit reckless, but he wasn't stupid.
If the hunger emanating from his martial soul hadn't been so intense, and if the sect hadn't disregarded his stated needs, he wouldn't have taken such a risky move.
Following this incident, the Soul Hunting Forest, which was originally considered extremely safe due to its location between the Heavenly Dragon Gate and the far north, was reinforced with additional guards.
At two years old, Yu Wudao had become more mature after a year of reflection. This time, he didn't do anything earth-shattering; he simply caught and ate a few golden-striped birds that Tianlong Douluo kept in his backyard.
Afterwards, Tianlong Douluo angrily pinned Yu Wudao to his lap, pulled down his pants, and spanked him for a whole afternoon.
A week later, Yu Wudao, who could barely walk, couldn't wait to arrive at the gate of Tianlong Douluo's house, toothpick in his mouth. Dragging his still-swollen backside, he coolly said with his hands in his pockets:
"The golden-striped chickens taste quite good. It seems you're raising them well, Lao Deng. Remember to keep them in cages next time; they're quite hard to catch."
Tianlong Douluo's face instantly turned black with anger, and then Yu Wudao's wails continued until night. According to the disciples who passed by, the sound was extremely miserable, enough to make anyone who heard it feel sad and shed tears, like a pig in the New Year.
When Yu Wudao was three years old, a major event occurred: the two-hundredth birthday of Dragon God Douluo Mu En!
Although Mu En is a low-key and humble person, he has not made any public appearances on the mainland for decades, and many forces are not even sure if he is still alive.
However, the Tianlong Sect has intricate connections with Mu En himself, so it is naturally different from those other forces.
Even Yu Wudao himself has a direct blood connection with Mu En.
The Mu En lineage is descended from Yu Xiaogang ten thousand years ago, while the Tianlong Sect evolved directly from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan. Although there was some unpleasantness between the two lines ten thousand years ago, over the past ten thousand years, due to the relationship between martial souls and bloodlines, the relationship between the two lines has eased and become more delicate.
For some reason, the population of Yu Xiaogang's lineage has never grown, and it has always been a single-lineage lineage.
Fortunately, Moon's grandson was quite successful, fathering a son and a daughter early in life. Unfortunately, fate was cruel, and his grandson and great-grandson passed away one after another after giving birth.
The great-granddaughter who is still alive is Yu Wudao's mother, Mu Yuyan.
Therefore, Mu En was Yu Wudao's great-great-grandfather, which is one of the reasons why Tianlong Douluo did not pursue the dragon egg.
However, Yu Wudao felt extremely regretful when he learned that he actually had such a powerful backer.
"I feel like I've wasted the last three years of my life. I really want to live them all over again."
He said this to his mother.
Mu Yuyan smiled and tapped his head.
"It's precisely because of your appearance that we dare not tell you. The fact that we didn't tell you has almost turned the Heavenly Dragon Gate upside down; what would happen if we actually found out?"
As Mu En's great-grandson, Yu Wudao naturally had to attend the birthday celebration.
Sitting in the departing carriage, Yu Wudao waved goodbye to Tianlong Douluo.
"Goodbye, Sect Master!"
Seeing Yu Wudao's obedient and adorable appearance, Tianlong Douluo felt a pang of emotion.
"My child is still young, it's normal for him to be a little mischievous. Am I being too harsh on him?"
"Remember to feed the golden-feathered chickens properly! The meat was so dry the last time I ate them!"
"..."
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