I am a coroner, and I have some knowledge of martial arts!

This……

Is a cheat code here?

Su Wuchen stood there, stunned, and looked at the foot in his hand.

He wasn't sure if it was just his imagination, but he clearly felt a warm current enter his body. Then he felt that the broken leg in his hand was very light, as if it was about to slip away. With a little effort, he could feel it slip.

Click.

My foot bone is broken.

"What happened?"

"Oh, this person's foot bone is broken. I didn't notice earlier."

"Then be gentle. I sent you here to collect the body, not to cover up the crime."

"..."

Su Wuchen smiled and looked away.

The intestines were pulled out and thrown everywhere, and there were some green things mixed in with them.

Lower leg fractured, thigh...

The large, unhealed leg not only bore burn scars, but also had the perpetrator drawing on the still unhealed scars, which was extremely jarring.

It looks like a tattoo, but only half of it.

When Su Wuchen found the other leg and put it together, the two symmetrical legs had tattoos resembling those of a succubus, as well as four large characters.

Aim at one side, fire at the other.

emmmmm.

It's hard to imagine what kind of twisted mind the perpetrator had to create something so imaginative.

Su Wuchen smacked his lips, feeling that he couldn't understand their thoughts because he wasn't twisted enough.

After piecing together the lower half, Su Wuchen wandered around the room and finally managed to complete the upper half.

It looked like someone had cut something off his chest with a sharp knife, and his head was still missing.

Su Wuchen was certain that the perpetrator was a psychopath among psychopaths.

"Where's the head?"

"It's in the pot."

"...?"

Su Wuchen entered the kitchen expressionlessly, looked at the rice cooker still cooking, and asked, "Why don't you take it out?"

"I just ate breakfast."

"Me too."

Me too.

OK OK.

Su Wuchen turned off the power without expression and opened the rice cooker.

Ok.

It has a very strong flavor.

In the white milky soup, a head with its eyes gouged out and ears cut off is tumbling in the boiling water. The dough has fallen off, revealing a ghastly skeleton, and tofu pudding can be faintly seen oozing out from various holes.

Su Wuchen held his breath, picked up his chopsticks, and placed the object at the corpse's neck.

Su Wuchen pieced together a relatively complete corpse, though its appearance was somewhat strange.

"So fast?"

Upon hearing this, the head constable led several constables in.

Upon seeing the corpses on the ground, the constables felt nauseous and ran away, covering their mouths.

But the head constable, Wang Chen, remained calm.

"As expected of a constable, he's seen it all."

"Um……"

In response to Su Wuchen's praise, Wang Chen took out a wad of banknotes from his pocket and handed them to Su Wuchen, saying, "You did a great job. This is your reward."

"Thanks."

Su Wuchen accepted it with a smile, but as soon as he touched it, he sensed something was wrong.

A thousand less!

"Officer Wang, this money..."

"I think you're doing a good job. Our coroner just quits; would you be interested in working for us?"

Wang Chen looked at Su Wuchen with a smile on his face. Although he had an upright and righteous face, Su Wuchen could still sense a hint of a cunning businessman.

Zuo Zuo.

corpse...

"I'm so interested!"

Without a word, Su Wuchen stuffed the money back into Wang Chen's hand, saying, "Thank you for your help, Officer Wang!"

Wang Chen smiled and flipped his hand, the money disappearing. "Not bad, not bad, I have high hopes for you. Keep up the good work."

"I'll have Zhao Fei take you to complete your onboarding procedures later. You'll be a public servant from now on."

"Thank you, Officer Wang."

Chief Constable Wang nodded, gave a few instructions to the constables, and then left.

Zhao Fei walked over with a pale face, muttering that he had wasted today's breakfast.

"Look at Officer Wang..."

"Captain Wang is already an eighth-rank official; he's clearly using Source Qi to seal his mouth and nose. How can they be the same?"

"...?"

Can you do this?

Su Wuchen looked surprised.

At this moment, the other constables also came over, but after glancing at the corpse, they didn't want to come in.

"Burying the body, Su, this matter still depends on you."

"Okay, I'll collect the body; you can take it back."

"No problem, no problem."

The constables all nodded in agreement.

Zhao Fei chuckled and nudged Su Wuchen with his shoulder. "How about it? The job I introduced to you is pretty good, isn't it?"

"very good!"

Su Wuchen laughed and said, "I'll treat you to a barbecue tonight."

"Put the barbecue aside for now, let's go get you onboarded first."

Zhao Fei beckoned Su Wuchen to walk outside, saying, "Don't ride me this time, my stomach hurts."

……

"Why did the coroners at the yamen quit their jobs?"

On the way to the yamen, Su Wuchen asked curiously, "I heard that a coroner earns at least eight thousand yuan a month, and there are extra bonuses for special cases, so it must be at least ten thousand yuan a month, right?"

"Hmm, a little over ten thousand."

Zhao Fei nodded and said, "As for the previous coroner, his son died, so he lost his motivation and hope."

"Were they murdered?"

He was beaten to death in a martial arts competition.

Zhao Fei seemed to have thought of something ridiculous, "He's just a novice martial artist, yet he went and fought with a mid-stage ninth-rank immortal cultivator. Don't you think he's brain-dead?"

Becoming a martial artist is considered the best path for ordinary people to advance in their careers.

It's just like going to school.

If you get good grades, even if you can't cultivate, you can still find a job in one of the major sects.

If one's grades are poor and one is unable to cultivate, then one can only be an ordinary person, doing the most basic work.

Although the introductory manual for spiritual practice says that no method of spiritual practice is superior or inferior, this is not actually the case.

After entering the martial arts school, the physical strength of the martial artist greatly improves, and his strength can increase by hundreds of kilograms.

A martial artist like Zhao Fei, who has reached the Great Perfection of the Ninth Rank, can easily lift a 500-pound object and deliver a punch with a force of approximately 800 to 1000 pounds.

It can be said that martial artists completely overwhelm ordinary people, but to cultivators, they are nothing more than slightly thicker-skinned and more agile brutes.

As long as I create some distance, I can kill him with a single sword strike.

Especially cultivators at the mid-stage of the ninth rank or above can use their source energy to attack others.

Let alone a martial artist at the ninth rank, even an eighth-rank martial artist can easily capsize in a ditch if they are not careful, let alone a martial artist who has just entered the field.

"Originally, Officer Wang posted a job advertisement, but some of the applicants were ordinary people who had never seen such scenes before. As soon as they saw the corpses, they couldn't hold back and ran away. And now, it's your turn."

Su Wuchen smiled.

Even a martial artist like Zhao Fei vomited upon seeing the scene just now, let alone ordinary people.

I'm afraid that after just one glance, I won't be able to sleep all night.

Upon arriving at the government office, Su Wuchen quickly completed the onboarding procedures and received his employee badge.

The front is engraved with the three characters "Tianxia Meng" (天下盟), while the back is engraved with "Jiangcheng Yamen Coroner Su Wuchen" (江城衙门仵作苏无尘).

With this waist tag, people from other sects can recognize Su Wuchen's origins and background at a glance.

Just as the two were about to leave, two constables came over. One of them was carrying a large black bag, which looked like it contained a person.

"Wang Xu, what's the situation on your end?"

"Hey, another one died. This guy was lucky, unlike yours who got hacked to pieces. This guy at least got a whole body."

"Wow, what's going on in Jiangcheng these past two days? Four people have died, haven't they?"

"Who can argue with that..."

As Zhao Fei and his companion chatted idly, Wang Xu gestured towards Su Wuchen beside him with his lip, "And who is this?"

"Our new coroner is Su Wuchen, the one who buried the body."

"Wang Xu, Li Gang."

Wang Xu and his companion smiled and nodded in greeting.

They're all from the same government office, so they see each other all the time.

Who knows, one day it might be Su Wuchen's turn to collect their corpses, so naturally they were a bit more polite.

"Can I take a look?"

"Hey, just a corpse..."

"Take a look if you want."

Wang Xu interrupted Li Gang with a smile and put the body bag down.

Su Wuchen opened the body bag and looked at the grotesque face of the deceased. The body was already somewhat decomposed, and a foul odor wafted out. Su Wuchen raised his hand and closed the body's eyes, while secretly anticipating what would happen next.