magic high school

Chapter 132 I have to admit, when it comes to spouting nonsense, you're better.

"Haha, just kidding. Actually, I think your relationship with Xiaoye is quite unusual, I'm just very curious."

"I never expected you to be such a sly fellow, always wearing glasses and acting all polite. You're actually quite the player behind the scenes." She pointed to the picture on her communicator and even licked her lips.

Li Ge: "*"

He knew that being with this woman meant he couldn't trust a single word she said. When she opened her mouth, who knew how many words were jokes and how many were sincere?

Sure enough, his earlier thought that the girl had a strange sense of loneliness was just his overthinking.

At most, he felt a little lost because he had to start from scratch here, which was the only reason he felt disappointed.

Furthermore, Li Ge couldn't handle people like this little witch, or rather, he couldn't get along with any cunning or shrewd person.

But that's quite normal. This girl had to survive in a cesspool like Silverwing City and raise the clueless Xiao Ye to where she is now. If she weren't cunning, she probably would have been devoured, bones and all.

"But I'm also at the age where I'm just starting to fall in love. I really want to have a sweet romance, get married, and have my boyfriend hold me in his arms and pamper me every day. All I need to do is lazily lie around and live a beautiful, silly life." She seemed to continue talking.

"Where can I find a guy who loves me, doesn't mind me being lazy, spends money on me, cherishes and cares for me, is quite capable, handsome, has a great physique, and knows how to flirt in a way that appeals to people?!"

She seemed to start throwing a tantrum, like a little child.

Li Ge: "————"

Girl, I suggest you dream. Maybe dreaming about "The Legend of Su Mali" will make your dream come true.

Otherwise, if you feel you can't dream, I'll drag you into the Red Stone Dream, and who knows, you might just get to eat a "Legend of Sumali"?

Just like last time, when he forcibly dragged Luan Poye into the Red Stone Domain, it was Su Mali's dream. Except that time they were just supporting characters, and Su Mali was killed by someone because of the domineering CEO's nuclear fireworks.

However, you'll most likely just be eating different kinds of history, or even in the dreamlike Legend of Sue Mary, you'll at most be the villainous female supporting character, the kind who can only shine shoes for others.

"I'm leaving. Also, if you want to find a boyfriend, rent a place by yourself. Don't corrupt little Lola," Li Ge replied, somewhat speechless.

He finally understood why Xiaoye always had that expression when facing him. Now Li Ge had met her match, a girl who was even more immature, spouted more nonsense, and was even more unreliable than herself.

If Li Ge is the queen of nonsense, then she is practically the goddess of nonsense.

It seems Xiaoye's method is more reliable. When you encounter someone who talks nonsense and spouts rubbish, there's no need to reason with her or try to analyze her logic; just kick her! She can't stand it.

"Sigh, if I sleep with you, do I have to move out? By the way, if I sleep with you, should little Lola call me aunt? Or madam?" Lysa continued.

Li Ge: "————"

For the first time, he experienced what it meant to be utterly defeated when it came to shamelessness.

Ignoring this guy who was even more outrageous than himself at spouting nonsense, Li Ge slunk away.

She even said as she left, "Tonight, I'll start with your erotic pictures!"

Li Ge: "————,"

"Don't lead little Lola astray," Li Ge simply reminded her. He felt like he had become a proper person in front of this girl.

Sure enough, when faced with guys who spout even more rubbish than you, I often feel out of place because I'm not twisted enough.

"Don't worry, look at Xiaoye, I raised her, isn't she doing just fine?" She waved her hand.

Then, Li Ge heard the voice of "Magical Girl, transform!" coming from inside the apartment again.

And the two girls actually started chattering about magical girl transformations. Li Ge even heard little Lola's exclamation, seemingly surprised and delighted to discover that her older sister Ryza also liked magical girls.

"Sigh, people like this can do well anywhere. They just installed the school's built-in translation system and they're already proficient at using it—" Li Ge complained.

He also remembered that after Little Lola installed the translation system, it took her several days at school to fully learn how to use it.

Indeed, the school's translation system is basically foolproof; once installed, it can collect the corresponding language database and perfectly translate and utilize it.

At most, it's just an occasional lapse in judgment, resulting in translations that are quite vulgar and offensive.

Li Ge looked at the school at night. Tomorrow was the last day of the holiday, and the day after tomorrow, the 8 am to 5 pm training and study would resume.

By the way, my masked armor seems to be finished tomorrow, so I need to hurry up and try out my new armor.

He really wanted to transform into Kamen Rider, even though he already knew beforehand that the armor didn't have much of an enhancement ability, but he just couldn't resist the thrill!

I casually bought some more ingredients and put them into the ring I always carry with me.

This ring is a prototype secretly developed by the Magic Biotechnology Company, presumably a brand-new product they plan to use to seize market share in the next round of magical revolution.

However, Li Ge grabbed it and instantly refined it, turning it into his equipment.

Although it's only the size of a suitcase, the space fills up quickly if you put in just a little more stuff.

However, Li Ge still hummed a little tune and happily returned to her dormitory.

Meanwhile, in the dormitory.

"Great, this angle is perfect!" Valerie snapped a photo with her watch.

In the photo, Yilian appears to have just taken a shower, wearing only shorts and a towel, her wet hair hanging over her forehead, giving her a very energetic look.

"Wow, this face doesn't look like anything on Li Ge, but it looks so cool on you!" Valerie said, looking at the photo.

To be honest, she didn't feel anything when she looked at Li Ge. Sometimes she even got angry, thinking that Li Ge was such a jerk with a mouth, and she wished she could go up and elbow him.

But looking at Yi Lian transformed into Li Ge, I felt particularly aroused, like seeing a male model. Even someone as familiar as myself couldn't help but feel a flutter in my heart.

This is outrageous. She wouldn't have this feeling if she looked at Li Ge and Yi Lian alone, and she wouldn't have this feeling even if Yi Lian transformed into any other person, no matter how skilled they were.

In short, this feels too outrageous.

"Sigh, that's normal. That guy Li Ge doesn't know how to dress up or how to present himself. He wears all black all day long. Or is his taste just too outrageous? I can't imagine anyone choosing a yellow top with a purple cape. Is he even human?" Lian complained.

If Li Ge knew, she'd probably say this is the difference between Sakata Gintoki and Gojo Satoru. They have similar looks and faces, but their temperament and makeup are so different that one looks completely silly, while the other looks incredibly cool.

It's quite obvious that Li Ge has absolutely no idea how to dress himself. He also never needed to learn these things growing up, so his aesthetic sense has always been very stereotypically straight-male.

Instead of dressing up, you should practice your high jump.

"Next angle, a picture of Li Ge reading and studying. This time, we're going for the allure of a uniform and a model student, right? Okay, let's shoot!" The two happily continued to the next scene. With Valerie joining them, the angles of their photos could change a lot, no longer just simple selfies.

After working for several more hours, Yilian felt it was about time and looked happily at the pictures in his hands. He figured these would probably bring in a considerable income.

After all, the website's revenue has increased significantly recently due to the viral success of Li Ge's high jump video.

The high jump video even had the potential to go viral. Even Yi Lian hadn't expected that when he uploaded the high jump video, he found it incredibly captivating, and for some reason, he found himself glancing at it more often when he came across it.

It's amazing how I want to watch it again even after seeing it countless times.

So, Yilian prepared a lot of matching beautiful pictures again, ready to harvest another wave.

"Yilian, remember not to miss out on the dividends. I have half a share." The little girl started rambling on, even though she didn't know what shares meant, she only knew that she could share the money.

"OK, you won't be shortchanged on that half-cent."

After they finished their work, Valerie returned to her dormitory across the street. She was even a little careful not to disturb Xiaoye, who was finally getting a good night's sleep.

Yilian, whistling, optimized and cropped the images before uploading them to the website.

Almost instantly, a large number of replies appeared below, and many of them were from wealthy patrons whose identities seemed very familiar to Yilian.

"Wow, the baby has new pictures again, I'll save them."

"That damn scumbag, why is he so sweet?!"

"By the way, is that scumbag's dating profile still up? I'll go block the door."

"To the person upstairs: Sometimes I'm here, sometimes I'm not."

Almost instantly, the comment section erupted in activity. Yi Lian, now perfectly disguised as Li Ge's number one hater, began to guide the discussion.

Then you can wait to earn more points.

However, Yi Lian is also quite business-minded. He doesn't make all the images payable; instead, the vast majority are free, with only a few borderline ones requiring payment. Because the majority are free, this actually helps to retain some customers.

In fact, the free pictures can attract more female students to join.

After operating and maintaining the website, Yilian entered another website.

This is where he gathers intelligence, which they jokingly call the "dark web." It's supposedly an internal website run by a senior alumnus of the school, who is also responsible for collecting and compiling intelligence.

Yi Lian actually entered the place through the introduction of a fellow villager of the elemental spirits. At first, he just wanted to make some extra money, but he quickly began to treat it as a source of intelligence. After all, as long as you're willing to stake out, there are always some juicy stories to be found inside.

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