What?! My anime figures have all come true!

Chapter 111 Children, school started early, but I'm not going to school.

Morning, in the bedroom.

When Chen Xiao woke up, he saw the familiar ceiling of his bedroom. After a moment of hesitation, he gradually recalled what had happened two days ago.

My date with the javelin —

The dinner ended abruptly, and what happened afterward was a blur to him, as if he had done something terrible.

The more I think about it, the more my head aches.

"Did I have a wet dream?"

Chen Xiao rubbed his forehead, unable to recall what had happened.

Good morning, Master.

At that moment, a blonde, blue-eyed maid pushed open the door and entered.

"Alice—no, you are—Hayasaka Ai?"

When Chen Xiao saw the other person's blond hair and blue eyes, he thought it was Alice. But when he saw that she was wearing a regular maid outfit, with her hair tied in a side ponytail, and her figure was much worse than Alice's, he realized that he had mistaken her for someone else.

Fortunately, this person's outfit is quite easy to recognize.

Otherwise, if I were stuck in the same spot for a long time and couldn't say the name, that would really hurt people's feelings.

"I'm sorry my figure isn't as voluptuous as that black maid's."

Seemingly noticing that Chen Xiao's gaze lingered on her figure for a moment, the blonde maid named Hayasaka Ai sadly wiped away her tears.

"I didn't mean that, don't take it to heart."

Chen Xiao was startled by her appearance.

But he soon discovered that she was faking her sadness.

I've been tricked, that bad girl! (Clenches fist)

"Master, do you remember what happened these past two days—or rather, yesterday?"

Hayasaka Aimi and Chen Xiao's expressions remained unchanged, as if nothing had happened, which made me a little curious.

"yesterday?"

Chen Xiao was taken aback upon hearing this.

"So it wasn't a dream after all — I remember going on a date with Javelin yesterday."

"No, that happened the day before yesterday."

Hayasaka Ai interrupted Chen Xiao and corrected him.

Chen Xiao: ?

"If you don't believe me, you can check it out on your phone."

Upon hearing this, Chen Xiao quickly picked up his phone and saw that it was indeed the third day after his date with Javelin.

Holy crap!

How did "King of Crimson" skip a day of my life?

What exactly happened in between?!

"It seems you won't be able to remember for a while, Master. Why don't you get up and have breakfast first? Maybe that will help you remember something."

After saying that, Hayasaka Ai turned and left the bedroom.

But before closing the door, she gave a half-smile and reminded them, "By the way, please don't open the curtain of that display case. Some of the ladies aren't feeling well to see you right now, so please understand."

Chen Xiao: ————

You did this on purpose, didn't you?

Chen Xiao hadn't noticed that the curtain of the display case was drawn, but after Hayasaka Ai reminded him, he couldn't help but be curious about what was inside.

"Could it be related to yesterday being skipped?"

Chen Xiao walked up to the huge display case, pulled the curtain covering it, and tried to lift it up.

However, a mysterious force stopped him, and he couldn't pull back the curtain covering the figures no matter what he did.

"Keep visiting!"

Chen Xiao suddenly exerted force with both hands.

Okay, I still can't pull it apart.

Seeing this, Chen Xiao had no choice but to give up.

"Xiao, you big bad guy!"

Inside the display case, most of the female figurines, who were not in good condition, breathed a slight sigh of relief upon seeing this. Then, they scolded in a coquettish tone and began to "criticize" Hayasaka Ai, that bad girl.

Hayasaka Ai's breakfasts are pretty good.

But compared to the culinary skills of the little chef from Donghuang [Longwu], that javelin is far inferior.

"I'm sorry, my cooking skills are really not up to par."

After all, Hayasaka Ai's role as a maid is management, not the kind that does the work. Making breakfast for Chen Xiao herself was already her limit.

"Was I that obvious?"

Chen Xiao looked somewhat embarrassed.

"The breakfast you ate the day before yesterday, which was Miss Javelin's, took half the time it took me to make this one."

Chen Xiao: ————

The difference is indeed quite large.

"After all, it was originally the Origami Tobiichi who was supposed to serve you on this day, but unfortunately she couldn't hold back yesterday—well, she hasn't recovered her mobility yet."

"So what exactly happened yesterday?!"

Chen Xiao's expression was almost breaking down.

Hayasaka Ai opened her mouth, seemingly wanting to say something, but a blush crept onto her face as the words reached her lips. After hesitating for a moment, she finally managed to stammer out: "—Well, I can only say 'a life of debauchery,' as for the specifics—it's best if you recall them yourself."

After saying that, as if she were trying to escape something, she picked up the bowl and chopsticks on the table and quickly left the living room.

"Jiuchi Meat Forest?"

Chen Xiao's eye twitched when he heard that word.

He's starting to understand things a little better now. He went on a date with Javelin the day before yesterday, and he must have taken that step that night, which is why so many girls are coming to "eat meat and drink soup" (a euphemism for sexual encounters).

Then yesterday, I spent the whole day in that hotel room partying with the girls?

The result was obviously that he blacked out from playing.

"How scary!"

Thinking about this, Chen Xiao rubbed his shoulders with a lingering fear.

Did I turn into a dried-up human body yesterday?

If that's really the case, how come I'm still full of energy and don't feel weak or powerless at all?

Could it be that Inoue Orihime used the Twin Heavens Return Shield?

Scary? You're the scary one! Yesterday, I single-handedly defeated all the challengers—ugh, even though I only materialized a part of it in reality, and used the realms of pleasure and indifference, it still almost made me pass out.

Hearing Chen Xiao's mutterings and seeing his frightened expression, Yakumo Yukari, who was lying on the sofa in the gap, clutching her buttocks, was furious.

Even the fully materialized Black Rock Shooter couldn't hold out and was defeated in less than an hour. Wasn't the potion's enhancement effect a bit too outrageous?

Moreover, after fighting for a whole day, she was completely recovered after a good night's sleep. Was this due to the potions given to her by the ship girls, or was it due to Akatsuki's own recovery ability?

"Wow, we're really in for a treat from now on!"

Clearly, the actual situation was not what Chen Xiao had imagined.

"Hmm—since I can't remember it right now, I'll think about it later."

Chen Xiao moved to the sofa in the living room and opened his phone to watch videos to distract himself.

As soon as I opened it, I found that the top trending topic was the change in the start date of [Shenzhou New Star Academy], which was moved from the end of the year to the month after next, which is June.

Haha, I don't go to school.

But Chen Xiao soon sensed that something was wrong.

"Why are schools in other countries opening earlier?"

The most typical example is the superhero academy in the Federation of Alabacia, where students who become superheroes before even enrolling are already posting videos of themselves fighting crime on the internet.

Then there's the Glory of the Round Table, a kingdom that Little Britain couldn't unite without Northern Ireland, established in the name of "King Arthur".

(Morgan LeFee: In whose name do you say it is?)

Then there's the Iris Academy in France, the Nibelungen Academy in Germany, and the Divine Revelation Academy in Rome, jointly run by Italy and the Vatican —

Why are so many schools starting early?