My baby is two and a half years old. Daddy, hurry up and make some milk!
Chapter 478 Boyfriends
During this time, little Lu Anle has been exceptionally happy and joyful.
Her best friend Rou Rou was also happy.
She was like a chubby little pigeon, carrying her little schoolbag with great enthusiasm every day, her short legs kicking as fast as they could.
His round face was always adorned with an irrepressible smile, and his big, dark eyes sparkled brightly; his whole being radiated unconcealed joy.
As her biological mother, Shen Wanning naturally noticed something was wrong immediately.
This little brat has changed recently. She used to act like going to school was going to kill her every day, but lately she's been acting really strange.
The little rascal looks forward to going to school every day.
Several times she grabbed her soft arm, wanting to ask her something:
"Le Bao, why have you been so happy these past few days? Did you find a treasure?"
Unfortunately, the little guy kept his mouth shut this time and wouldn't say anything no matter how we asked.
The story begins a few days ago after lunch break.
The warm afternoon sun slanted into the classroom, and the children scattered to play on their own.
Le Bao and Rou Rou couldn't stay still, so after finishing their meal, they ran to the big banyan tree below the playground to look for bugs.
"Hey, Le Bao, look, isn't that person looking at us?"
Rou Rou raised her head and inadvertently saw the person who had been lingering not far away.
"where?"
The chubby boy stopped digging at the grass; his hands were covered in mud.
"Look there, isn't that the boy?"
Rou Rou turned Le Bao's head so that it was facing the boy.
The boy was fair-skinned and handsome, with long eyelashes, and looked quiet and unassuming.
At this moment, the tips of her ears were so red they were almost burning, and her two little hands repeatedly rubbed the edges of the cardboard gift box, leaving several shallow creases on her fingertips.
He had been standing there for quite a while, but he didn't dare to go forward.
He rehearsed his lines in his mind over and over again, taking steps forward and then back, which attracted curious glances from several passing children.
Seeing that Le Bao and Rou Rou had both looked up and seen him, he finally gritted his teeth, mustered all his courage, and slowly made his way to Le Bao.
Lin Xiaoyu's back was ramrod straight, his knees trembled slightly, and he lowered his eyes, not daring to look directly at the girl's round face. His heart was pounding wildly in his chest, and his voice was hesitant and barely audible.
"Lu...Lu Anle, will you...will you be my girlfriend?"
A soft, nervous confession floated lightly into the air.
Hearing the sound, Le Bao, who was squatting on the ground, slowly stood up.
She didn't understand the meaning behind those words at all; her five-year-old brain simply didn't have those kinds of ideas.
At this moment, her entire gaze was fixed on the transparent gift box in the boy's arms.
The box was packed full of things: strawberry pudding covered in glistening frosting, round mango gummies, layers of creamy cookies, and a few pieces of chocolate she had been longing for—all colorful and incredibly tempting.
Le Bao's dark pupils dilated slightly, and her little nose twitched involuntarily, as if she could already smell the sweet milky aroma.
She leaned forward slightly, her chubby cheeks almost touching the gift box, her answer completely irrelevant, her eyes fixed on the box, her tone full of impatient anticipation:
"Is this for me?"
Lin Xiaoyu's heart, which had been hanging in mid-air, suddenly sank. Seeing that her gaze was fixed on the food, he quickly nodded emphatically, his little face turning bright red.
"Yes! If you agree to be my girlfriend, all of these are yours. From now on, I'll bring you different snacks to school every day!"
There are snacks every day.
The short sentence exploded in Le Bao's little mind like a dazzling firework.
Her eyes instantly curved into two crescent moons, her soft cheeks puffed out, and without the slightest hesitation, she blurted out in a clear and resonant voice:
"Okay, I agree!"
There was no shyness or coyness like a young girl, no hesitation or half-understanding, only the elation of a foodie about to reap the rewards of feeding.
Lin Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, never expecting it to go so smoothly. In an instant, a big smile broke out on his face, and he solemnly handed over the heavy gift box with both hands.
Le Bao stretched out his chubby arms and hugged the box tightly, pressing it against his chest, his heart filled with joy.
He quickly calculated in his mind: I've hit the jackpot! I'll have delicious food every day from now on.
Just like that, without really knowing what was going on, she got her first "boyfriend".
Kids love to follow trends, and the news quietly spread among the boys. But just one day later, a second and a third followed.
The honest and sturdy Zhang Hao was blocking the bathroom doorway, carrying a large bag of imported butter biscuits.
Li Lei, a gentle and introverted man, carried a bulging plastic bag filled with jelly and milk tablets.
The two of them, imitating Lin Xiaoyu, blushed, clutched their gifts, and asked her, word by word, if she wanted to be their girlfriend.
Lu Anle's answer is always the same.
If there are snacks, I'll say yes.
We accept all comers without exception.
Her desk drawer was soon crammed full, with cookie bags and candy boxes squeezed together. She had to use her chubby belly to push the drawer shut to close it.
Rou Rou was a witness to the whole thing.
She didn't feel there was anything wrong with it, because Le Bao would share these delicious snacks with her every day.
Every day, the two girls would receive three heavy snack packages. During breaks, they would hide in a secluded corner, huddle together, and secretly divide their spoils.
Break the milk candy in half, take a piece of crispy biscuit and I'll take a piece, take turns sucking on the jelly, and take a piece of milk tablet and I'll take a piece of milk tablet.
The two of them had their cheeks stuffed full, and occasionally some sugar crumbs would get on their lips. They would wipe them off for each other, thoroughly enjoying themselves.
While other children chased, ran, and made noise outside the window, this small corner was their own snack paradise.
Rou Rou chewed on an orange gummy candy, muttering indistinctly in a low voice:
"Le Bao, is being a girlfriend really that good? There's always so much to eat every day."
With a cookie stuffed in his mouth, Le Bao nodded vaguely, his little eyebrows raised:
"Yeah, they say if you're my girlfriend, I'll give you snacks."
The two five- or six-year-old children reached a strong consensus and decided to keep the secret tightly under wraps.
And so, I peacefully and comfortably enjoyed a few days of snack freedom.
No one could have predicted that this tightly guarded secret would eventually be exposed by the person involved, Le Bao, in front of a house full of elders in the Lu family without any warning.
That evening, after dinner, the Lu family sat down together for a chat.
"Lu Chenyue, are Feng Yan and Feng Lin coming back?"
Shen Wanning ate a piece of fruit and started talking about the Feng brothers.
The two brothers have been developing the European market for two or three years, and they rarely come back during these two or three years.
The domestic business is managed by the old man of the Feng family, with the help of his brothers Lu Chenyue, Xiao Nanfeng, and others.
So the two brothers went to Europe with peace of mind and expanded the Feng family's business to most parts of Europe.
Now that their business there was pretty much stable, the two brothers decided to return to China.
"Yes, in the next couple of days. I heard that Feng Lin will be bringing his girlfriend back with him."
Le Bao, lying on the sofa cushion, had a round little belly from eating and was idly swinging his two chubby little legs.
He would occasionally put the pen in his mouth and bite it, his mind already wandering off somewhere else.
At that moment, the chubby boy caught the word "girlfriend" and instantly perked up.
These are the words she's heard most familiarly these past two days!
The little guy suddenly sprang up from the cushion, his previously droopy eyelids lifted high, his little chest deliberately puffed out, his chin slightly raised, his face full of smugness that said, "You have no idea how amazing I am."
Before anyone could respond, a clear, soft child's voice filled the entire living room. The volume wasn't loud, but every word was distinct, reaching everyone's ears:
"What's so great about having a girlfriend!"
She swung her short, chubby legs, glanced around at the room full of adults, her sense of superiority practically overflowing, and declared loudly and confidently:
"I'm way better than them! I have three boyfriends!"
The words fell.
The living room fell into a deathly silence.
The laughter and conversation abruptly stopped, teacups hung in mid-air, hands peeling fruit froze, and the smiles on everyone's faces stiffened. The air seemed to freeze, and the silence was so profound that you could almost hear the ticking of the clock on the wall.
All eyes turned to the chubby, smug-looking baby in the middle of the sofa.
Lu Jianguo held the celadon teacup in his hand, his wrist suddenly jerked, and a few drops of tea gently spilled from the rim of the cup.
His reading glasses had slid down more than halfway down his nose. He stared wide-eyed at his granddaughter, unable to come to his senses for a long time.
Wen Xian's smile froze instantly, her pupils dilated, and she sat there blankly, wondering if she had misheard.
The relaxed expression on Lu Feng's face, who was usually calm and composed, vanished completely. He leaned forward slightly, his brows furrowed, and his eyes were full of disbelief.
Lu Chenyue was in a wheelchair.
Just moments ago, he was leaning back slightly in his chair, his fingertips casually resting on the armrest of his wheelchair, listening quietly to the chatter of others, his expression indifferent and composed.
When the words "I have three boyfriends" entered his ears, the man's aura froze instantly.
His dark, deep eyes suddenly narrowed, and a storm raged within them.
His youngest daughter, whom he doted on, is only five years old.
Three boyfriends.
Those few words struck my mind like a thunderbolt, causing my brain to briefly and directly shut down.
Shock, bewilderment, and a sense of utter shock rushed to my head all at once.
Under the tremendous impact, the injured leg instinctively tensed all its muscles.
A slight metallic creak came from the armrest, and Lu Chenyue's upper body suddenly straightened. His legs subconsciously exerted force, and with the shock of the force, he almost bounced off the wheelchair!
"Be careful, don't get excited, watch your leg."
Shen Wanning quickly stepped forward and supported the overly agitated man.
Everyone in the room was petrified.
However, Le Bao, the instigator, was completely unaware of the eerie and suffocating atmosphere around him.
She looked up at the room full of dumbfounded elders with her fair and delicate face upturned, still wondering to herself.
Why is no one saying anything? Are they all stunned by their own achievements?
In her simple understanding, having three boyfriends is equivalent to having three steady and ever-changing sources of snacks.
Seeing the adults staring blankly, the chubby boy thought they hadn't understood, so he thoughtfully added, his little voice practically floating on air with pride:
"My three boyfriends are so well-behaved! They bring me tons of snacks every day, all kinds, I can't possibly eat them all!"
These words were spoken.
Lu Chenyue, sitting in his wheelchair, pressed his thin lips into a straight line, and a vein on his forehead throbbed faintly.
So it turns out that after all that fuss, my own precious daughter traded "being my girlfriend" for snacks.
Wen Xian snapped out of her daze, put the teacup on the coffee table, feeling both annoyed and amused:
"Oh my little darling, a boyfriend isn't someone you can trade snacks for."
Le Bao blinked her big, round eyes, her face full of confusion, and tilted her little head to ask:
"Otherwise, what does your boyfriend do?"
The adults in the room looked at each other, momentarily at a loss for how to explain this to a chubby five-year-old girl whose mind was filled with nothing but candy and cookies.
Lu Chenyue gripped the armrest of the wheelchair tightly with his fingertips, his chest filled with mixed emotions.
His beloved daughter, whom he doted on and cherished, achieved her snack freedom at kindergarten by becoming his girlfriend, and even saved up three spots for her.
The man spoke in a deep voice, his tone slightly hoarse: "Lu Anle."
When Le Bao heard her father call her by her full name, she shrank her neck slightly, but remained confident and her little chest did not collapse.
"Dad, they gave it to me voluntarily."
"Yeah?"
Shen Wanning's voice drifted from the side.
It's over!
Great!
She was so busy showing off that she forgot her mom doesn't allow her to eat snacks.
What should we do?
The chubby boy's mind raced as he tried to figure out how to cover this up.
"So that's why you've been looking forward to going to school every day these past few days. You've been cheating on me with someone there, haven't you?"
"You even ate three servings at once. Lu Anle, you're really something."
"You think what your mother says is just bullshit, right?"
As Shen Wanning spoke, her eyes scanned her surroundings.
Where did she put that stick at home?
Today she's going to let the little one know why flowers are so red.
"Little sister, run! Go find your grandma!"
Seeing that his sister's bottom was about to be hit, Lu Shulang quickly reminded her to run.
The chubby boy saw his mother walking towards him with a stick.
He immediately stood up, threw down his pen, let out a howl, and ran towards the door.
"Grandma, help! Your daughter is going to hit someone!"
The chubby boy ran and shouted as he ran towards the gate in the yard.
"Stop right there! You dare run away? I'll make sure your ass is bruised and battered today!"
Shen Wanning, holding a stick, followed behind.
Everyone inside the room rushed out.
"Little sister, run! Auntie is catching up!"
"Hehehe, hurry up, Mommy, chase after us!"
Behind her, Le Bao's loyal followers, an older brother Lu Shulang and a younger brother Lu Ziguan, were cheering her on.
Le Bao glanced back at her mother, who was almost catching up with her. After stepping over the gate in the yard, she immediately closed it.
"Open the door, Lu Anle, don't force me to take action."
"Mom, you've already done it. I'm not a three-year-old anymore, I won't be fooled by you."
"Fine, fine, you won't open it then, right?"
Shen Wanning gritted her teeth in anger.
Even if this place is closed, she can still go in through the main gate and see how the little brat runs away.
But when she reached the gate, it was tightly shut, and her mother, Xiang Jia Hui, was standing there with a group of people.
"Mom, open the door."
"It's getting late, honey, you should go home and get some sleep. We need to go to bed too."
After saying that, she pretended to yawn and led Le Bao back into the house.
Before leaving, Le Bao turned back and made a face at her mother.
Shen Wanning could only stomp her feet in frustration.
Lu Chenyue, who was sitting in the house and hadn't come out, took a deep breath and tried to calm his mind and body, which had almost been stimulated to the point of recovery.
It seems I must go to the kindergarten in person tomorrow.
He needs to meet those three "sons-in-law" who are responsible for feeding their daughters.
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