Father is a villainous Buddhist disciple? He'll just be beaten into the light of the righteous

Shen Jiyuan and Shen Ji paused in their steps, and the person sitting at the table also subconsciously raised their eyes.

He looked Shen Jiyuan up and down, then pushed up his glasses. "You... you're shooting cannons in the wilderness?"

Shen Jiyuan: "..."

His face darkened instantly, and veins throbbed on his forehead. "Don't tell me you're the 'Pretty Girl Who Loves to Stick Her Butt Out'."

The man nodded. "It's me." He glanced at Xiao Biga next to Shen Jiyuan, but didn't say anything. He politely pointed to the seat opposite him and said, "Please sit down."

Shen Ji said "oh" and started to climb onto his seat.

Shen Jiyuan grabbed his hoodie, dragged him over, picked him up, and turned to leave, walking away very quickly.

Shen Ji: "..."

"Wait a minute, fire in the jungle!" A man's voice came from behind. "Since we're already here, let's have some food first. I even brought a gift."

The veins on Shen Jiyuan's forehead throbbed like springs. He turned to look at the man, gritting his teeth and saying menacingly, "If you say another word, I'll turn you into a real beautiful girl right now."

man:"……"

He quickly closed his legs, which had been spread apart, and said with a dry laugh, "Um... I don't know your name either, so I'll just call you by your ID."

As he spoke, he extended his hand and said politely, "My name is Xia Man, shall we get to know each other?"

Shen Jiyuan remained unmoved with a cold face, even taking a step back in disgust. Shen Ji, on the other hand, climbed onto the sofa seat with great enthusiasm, grabbed Xia Man's hand with both small hands and shook it, "Hello, hello, I'm Shen Ji from the Wild Area, nice to meet you."

Xia Man was taken aback. He stared at Shen Ji for a moment, then quickly looked at Shen Jiyuan. "Weren't you firing cannons in the jungle?"

Shen Jiyuan sneered, "Did I ever say I was?"

Xia Man was even more shocked, looking at Shen Ji in disbelief, "You're firing cannons in the jungle??"

Shen Ji blinked. "It's me."

"What the heck!" Xia Man exclaimed, widening her eyes as she took off her glasses. "You're kidding, right?"

This little brat is only a few years old, he's probably still wearing a diaper!

How come his gaming skills are so good?

"Didn't I tell you I'm three years old?" Shen Ji snorted, narrowing his eyes at the other person. "Miss... ptooey, old brother? Speaking of lying, you're the liar!"

He slapped his little hands on the table, "Tell me, why did you pretend to be a girl and lie to me!"

"Do you know how much this will hurt my young heart?"

"This is a devastating blow to the flowers of our motherland!"

"What if I develop a fear of women in the future? What if I can't find a wife? What if I lose all hope for love?"

"You've committed such a terrible sin! Kneel down and beg for forgiveness!"

Xia Man: "..."

This little brat has a really smooth tongue.

Is this really a three-year-old?

Although Shen Ji did say that he was only three years old, didn't he think that the other party was joking with him?

Little did he know that the other person was really only three years old.

Xia Man felt a little confused. He rubbed his temples, then simply reached out and ripped off the tie that was choking his neck. He also unbuttoned two buttons on his neatly pressed shirt, took off his suit jacket and threw it aside before plopping down.

He looked at Shen Ji speechlessly, "I didn't lie to you. My profile says my gender, and I haven't blocked anyone on my WeChat Moments. Haven't you seen all my photos?"

That was Old Deng's V, of course Shen Ji hadn't seen it.

But that didn't stop him from being self-righteous. "These days, who looks at WeChat Moments?" He raised his index finger and shook it. "Old Deng, you're out of touch."

Xia Man: "..."

He shrugged. "Don't blame me, I didn't lie to you anyway." He glanced at Shen Jiyuan, who was standing silently to the side, and said helplessly, "Big brother, can you stop standing there like a popsicle?"

"Since we're already here, let's have a meal together."

"We've already ordered the food."

Shen Jiyuan: "..."

Afraid that the old man would drag him away, Shen Ji grabbed Shen Jiyuan's hand before Shen Jiyuan could speak and said, "Dad, someone's treating us, why not take advantage of it?"

"Eat before you go."

Shen Jiyuan retorted irritably, "Do I need your food?"

Shen Ji chuckled and slapped the seat next to him. "Dad, this old bastard dared to lie to me. Hmph, how can I vent my anger without giving him a good beating?"

"You're my father, you have to help me get revenge, understand?"

Shen Jiyuan: "..."

Xia Man: "..."

His lips twitched, somewhat surprised. "You two are father and son?"

Before Shen Jiyuan could speak, Shen Ji nodded and said, "Yes." He proudly raised his head, "Isn't my dad handsome?"

That wasn't bragging, Xia Man nodded sincerely, "He really is handsome."

Shen Ji snorted, "But no matter how handsome you are, you won't have a chance."

Xia Man was taken aback, not immediately understanding what he was talking about. "Huh?"

Shen Ji sighed, "Although my dad is a hopeless simp, he's straight and he's even become a monk, so just give up on that idea."

Xia Man: "..."

He couldn't help but twitch his lips, rolling his eyes. "Heh heh, is that so?"

"That's such a coincidence."

"I'm straight too."

"Nice to meet you."

Shen Ji scoffed, "A straight man like you pretending to be a young woman to fool a three-year-old? And you're going to put up with all sorts of rules for her?"

Xia Man scoffed, "Is that so strange? Doesn't your father, this Buddhist monk, also have a son?"

Shen Jiyuan: "..."

Xia Man continued, "What I call making reasonable use of resources is called 'waiting for the enemy to tire themselves out' in Sun Tzu's Art of War. What do you know, you little kid?"

Shen Ji blinked. "You're really not gay?"

Xia Man said speechlessly, "No!"

Shen Ji clapped his hands happily, "That's great!" He pulled Shen Jiyuan to sit down, "Dad, then I can order spicy dishes."

"Don't worry about him getting a sore throat from spicy food!"

"Dad, I want to eat this Sichuan-style spicy baked Boston lobster, spicy king crab, salt and pepper mantis shrimp, and scallops with chopped chili peppers..."

Xia Man: "..."

Shen Jiyuan: "..."

Looking at Xia Man, whose face was full of black lines, he seemed to finally let out the anger in his chest, and simply sat down next to Shen Ji with an air of nonchalance.

In the past, he was always the one who suffered in front of that brat.

Seeing others suffer in front of that brat was incredibly satisfying. He smiled slightly and said, "Oh, Mr. Xia, don't mind him. Kids are just being noisy."

Xia Man said irritably, "Fine, I'm not buying it."

"I was going to treat you to this meal anyway, so please order whatever you want."

"I can afford it."

Shen Ji said "Oh," and then pressed his advantage, "After we eat, can you treat me to tea, brother?" He blinked, "My dad said the Longjing tea at Yunxiangju next door is really good, brother, can you treat me to some?"

Xia Man: "..."

He scoffed, "Go drink your milk, why are you drinking tea!"