Three Kingdoms: Start by buying a governor.

Think about it, while other countries are still riding horses and shooting arrows, and practicing slash-and-burn agriculture, we are already riding trains and using steam engines.

What does this mean? It's like a game-changer!

So later, during the western expedition, the Han army, armed with breech-loading muskets, rifled cannons, and ironclad warships, fought against the Roman heavy infantry. That wasn't warfare; that was bullying.

The whole class listened with wide eyes.

Oh my god...

This emperor is too all-powerful!

Is he good at fighting wars, good at governing the country, and good at science and technology?

Is there anything he can't do?

"Don't rush, it's not over yet." Teacher Wang waved her hand.

"Having discussed civil and military achievements, let's move on to culture."

You've heard of the "Divine Martial Canon," right? It has 22,000 volumes and over 300 million words, containing all the classics from ancient times to the present.

It was compiled under the personal supervision of Emperor Zhongzu.

What is this? This is the foundation of Chinese civilization!

This single book has preserved countless lost classics; its merit is immeasurable.

"And poetry."

Emperor Zhongzu wrote more than a thousand poems in his lifetime, each one a masterpiece that has been passed down through the ages.

"The bright moonlight shines before my bed," "The great river flows eastward," and "May we all live long and prosper"—you all memorized these in elementary school, right?

He wrote it all.

More than a thousand songs, almost every one of them is a classic.

In terms of literary achievement, all the poets in history combined might not be able to match it.

Upon hearing this, the students below changed their expressions from "shock" to "numbness".

Anyway, everything belongs to him, he can do everything, I'm used to it.

Only a few liberal arts students showed a slight change in expression, revealing pained looks...

There are over a thousand poems, and more than three hundred of them need to be memorized. Who knows them all?

Teacher Wang spoke with great enthusiasm and passion, recounting everything from suppressing the Yellow Turban Rebellion at age seventeen to conquering Rome at age forty-six, from political reforms to the Industrial Revolution, from civil and military achievements to poetry and culture.

He lectured for the entire 40-minute class without drinking a drop of water.

The students listened to the entire lesson without anyone dozing off or daydreaming; even the most mischievous boys were completely engrossed.

That was so exciting!

It's so arrogant!

This isn't a history lesson, it's a roundup of male protagonists in wish-fulfillment novels!

"Finally," the bell rang, and Teacher Wang stopped, adjusted his glasses, and began his concluding remarks.

"The life of Emperor Zhongzu can be summarized in eight words—"

Unprecedented and unparalleled.

He was a blessing to the Han Dynasty, and even more so to the Chinese nation.

Without him, there would be no great Han Dynasty as we know it today, and no good life as we enjoy now.

So students, remember this name.

Liu Ce, courtesy name Bolue, was the Divine Martial Emperor, the Zhongzu of the Great Han Dynasty.

A true, unparalleled emperor throughout history.

After saying that, he picked up his lesson plan and walked out of the classroom.

The entire class was left still in shock, unable to recover for a long time.

After a long while, someone whispered:

"Emperor Zhongzu... he's amazing..."

"This is something even novels wouldn't dare to write..."

"He's cheating, isn't he? He's definitely cheating!"

"He's the emperor, what's wrong with him using cheat codes?"

"Hey, do you think Emperor Zhongzu had any flaws? Was he really that perfect?"

"Yes," a liberal arts student in the front row replied expressionlessly.

"He wrote so many poems, and we have to memorize so many of them."

Three hundred poems! Three hundred poems!

"I get a headache just thinking about the college entrance exam the year after next."

The whole class: "..."

It seems... that's really true.

It's really awesome, but it's also really hard to memorize!

It's a bittersweet experience; that's probably what it means.

...... ...... ......

Meanwhile, online.

Musical Notes Short Videos, History Section: A video is going viral.

The title alone is intimidating...

[High-energy/Mashup] Standing before you now is the strongest carbon-based life form of the 3rd century!

The content creator is called "History Excavator," and specializes in making compilation videos of ancient emperors, with millions of followers.

The video garnered over five million views in less than a day after it was released, with the barrage of comments so dense that the image itself became unreadable.

When you open the video, it starts with an exciting background music track with explosive drumbeats.

The image flashes by quickly:

The young general, wielding a silver spear and riding a white horse, took the head of a general amidst a vast army.

The emperor donned his crown and robes, and all officials paid homage at his enthronement ceremony;

Steam trains whistled as they passed by, and steel dragons traversed the mountains and rivers;

Ironclad warships braved the wind and waves, their banners obscuring the sun as they embarked on a westward expedition.

The Zhaoji Pavilion stands majestically, its portraits of meritorious officials lifelike...

The scene cuts to a reconstruction of a young emperor, with striking eyebrows and bright eyes, exuding a commanding presence.

Immediately afterwards, the content creator's narration began, his voice deep and magnetic, like reciting poetry:

"Now standing before you is—"

The only emperor in history to seal the wolf's lair and reside in the Xiongnu territory.

A bug in the history of world warfare

The Great Han Dynasty's God-Tier SSR Emperor Card

It's a super-powerful male protagonist setting that even novelists wouldn't dare to write.

The strongest carbon-based life form of the 3rd century.

The length of the Earth,

Global voice

With the bearing of a dragon and phoenix, and the countenance of the sun and the heavens,

Chancellor of the Han Dynasty, Grand Commandant, Minister of Works, Minister of the Imperial Secretariat, Governor of Youzhou

Military governor of Ji, Bing, Qing, Liang, Yan, Sili, Jing, Yu, Xu

Commandant of the Capital Region, Grand Master of Ceremonies, Commandant of the Guards

General, General of the Cavalry

King of Yan

Emperor Zhongzu of the Great Han Dynasty, the Divine Martial Emperor—

"Liu Ce! It is he!"

Reading out this string of titles is like reciting a menu; it makes your scalp tingle.

The live chat exploded instantly:

"Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! I was completely dumbfounded after reading that string of titles!"

"There's not enough room for all these people!!!"

"Wasn't this a one-on-one fight? Why are there so many of you???"

"Hilarious, they have so many titles they can't all stand on them!"

"The menu is being recited here."

"The Earth's length is something else, hahaha."

"The strongest carbon-based life form of the 3rd century, I accept that title."

"Novelists wouldn't dare write +1; if this were written in a novel, readers would criticize the author for using too much of a cheat code."

The background music suddenly swells and the tempo quickens.

The scene changes rapidly, the narration continues, and the speaking speed increases:

"At seventeen, the young man went to war, quelled the Yellow Turban Rebellion, became a god in one battle, shook the world, and was the bravest of the three armies."

He was enfeoffed as Marquis of Champion, appointed General of the Cavalry, and Governor of Youzhou.

A dashing young man, dressed in fine clothes and riding a spirited horse, roams the world unchallenged!

The animation shows a young general charging into battle on horseback, his silver spear flashing and his battle robe stained with blood.

The screen was flooded with comments:

"At seventeen, I was still taking monthly exams, while others had already achieved legendary status at seventeen."

"Comparing people will only lead to misery, comparing goods will only result in them being thrown away."

"A dashing young man in fine clothes, riding a spirited horse, I'm going to go straight for my husband."

"Those in front are your ancestors."

At the age of nineteen, he pacified the Wuhuan, destroyed Goguryeo, trampled the Xianbei, and his army reached the Han Sea.

He forced the Xianbei to submit and pay tribute, sealed the wolf's lair, drank from the vast sea, and expanded the Han Dynasty's vast territory.

At the age of nineteen, he achieved the highest military accomplishments of an ancient general!

The scene shifts to the northern desert landscape, where a large army is arrayed and offering sacrifices to the heavens at Langjuxu Mountain.

The comments section went even crazier:

"To seal the wolf's lair and dwell in the Xu capital!!! Nineteen years old!!!"

"Throughout history, only a handful of people have achieved the highest honor of sealing the wolf's lair, and he was the only one to hold the title of emperor."

"At nineteen, I was still agonizing over which university to apply to, while others were already at Lake Baikal."

"Drinking from the vast sea, sealing the wolf's lair—these eight characters alone are inspiring."

"Unprecedented and unparalleled"