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"Holy crap... this car of yours..."

Traffic police captain Liu stared wide-eyed, his finger trembling as he pointed at the side door of the Wuling Hongguang.

Right in the center of that silver car door.

Four eye-catching large red characters, "Jiang Family Distribution," were sprayed on the surface with high-precision laser.

The font is square and bold, exuding an unreasonable arrogance.

"Brothers, what are you doing here? Why are all the slogans the same?" Captain Liu asked Wang Dagou, extremely puzzled.

Wang Dagou lowered the car window and rested his elbow on the car door.

He smugly patted the leather steering wheel, his bald head gleaming in the sun.

"Officer, we're from Jiangjia Village!"

"This is a New Year's bonus distributed by our village chief. Everyone's going out together to visit relatives in other villages to offer New Year's greetings!"

Captain Liu gasped in shock, feeling a buzzing in his head.

Is a village being given 500 cars as a welfare benefit?

This level of arrogance is a hundred times more frightening than those large state-owned enterprises in the provincial capital!

Captain Liu was not giving up and insisted on going through all of Wang Dagou's driver's license, vehicle registration, and purchase invoice.

Full payment settled!

All procedures are complete, legal, and compliant!

Even the annual inspection sticker on the car window was affixed tightly, without the slightest flaw.

"Alright...alright, let them through." Captain Liu swallowed hard and waved his hand weakly.

Five hundred vehicles bearing the words "Distributed by the Jiang Family" drove through the tollbooth in a grand procession.

The drivers and pedestrians on the roadside all went crazy.

Countless people pulled out their phones and frantically took pictures of this magical array of steel vehicles.

Less than half an hour.

The issue immediately caused an uproar on short video platforms.

Because the scene was so shocking and outrageous, the hashtags "The Most Amazing Wuling Fleet" and "Jiang Family's Divine Cars" skyrocketed to the top of the trending searches!

Wang Dagou was driving slowly while scrolling through his phone.

He was grinning from ear to ear in the car.

Da Gou directly clicked on the comment section of a video that had over ten million views.

The netizens below were all envious.

"Good heavens! This isn't Jiangjia Village, this is a village of super-rich people!"

"Don't pull me! I want to go sweep the streets in Jiangjia Village. I wonder if it's still possible to get in line now?"

"Everyone else starts work during the Chinese New Year, but our boss gave us a form—an Excel duty roster!"

"Does Jiang Chen need a dog? One that's been to college and can use the toilet by itself!"

Wang Dagou laughed until tears streamed down his face as he looked at the screen full of sarcastic remarks.

"Brother Chen's move has completely humiliated everyone!"

……

at the same time.

Inside a large, single-story courtyard house in Jiangjia Village.

The rest of the villagers had all gone out to visit relatives, making the whole village unusually quiet.

In the spacious living room, where the temperature remained constant at 25 degrees Celsius, not even a wisp of cold wind could penetrate.

On that large, soft leather sofa, a delicate, pinkish-red hue was unfolding.

Su Qing was wearing only a wine-red silk slip dress that was as thin as a cicada's wing.

She nestled in Jiang Chen's arms like a lazy Persian cat.

Her fair and slender legs were naturally draped over Jiang Chen's strong thighs.

Jiang Chen leaned back on the sofa, his left hand casually resting on her slender waist.

His fingertips gently caressed the soft flesh of her waist through the smooth silk fabric.

"Don't move...it's so itchy."

Su Qing gave a coquettish laugh and twisted her body to the side, trying to avoid the large, mischievous hand.

Jiang Chen's lips curled into a wicked smile.

Instead of letting go, he forcefully reached inside the slit of the skirt.

The scalding heat of his palm instantly pressed against the delicate skin of her inner thigh.

Su Qing felt as if she had been electrocuted, and her whole body trembled violently.

Her moist eyes immediately became misty and hazy.

She held up the tablet she was using to browse trending topics and gently shielded it from her chest.

"Honey! Where are you putting your hands in broad daylight!" Su Qing said coquettishly, her face flushed.

"Who would dare interfere when it's under my own wife's skirt?"

Jiang Chen's voice was deep and hoarse, exuding a highly aggressive hormone.

His tall frame leaned forward slightly, trapping Su Qing in the corner of the sofa.

Their breaths mingled instantly.

Su Qing's heart raced under his gaze, so she quickly held the tablet up to Jiang Chen's face to divert his attention.

"Look, look! Da Gou and the others are trending!"

"The whole internet is envious of the new car our village got!" Su Qing said breathlessly, trying to distract Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen didn't even glance at the screen.

He waved his hand dismissively.

With a "snap".

Jiang Chen ruthlessly threw the tablet computer, worth several thousand yuan, onto the carpet.

"Who cares what they do? All I want to do right now is eat you."

Jiang Chen lowered his head and buried it directly in Su Qing's neck, which was fragrant with shower gel.

He gently bit down on her delicate collarbone.

"Ouch...it hurts..."

Su Qing let out a sweet, soft moan, her hands instinctively reaching up to Jiang Chen's broad shoulders.

Jiang Chen's movements became increasingly wild.

With his other hand, he skillfully untied the silk bra strap on her left side.

Large swaths of snow-white skin were directly exposed to the air.

Su Qing completely melted into a puddle of water, a delicate blush rising at the corners of her eyes.

"Honey...baby...please be gentle..."

She bit her lower lip, her voice so soft it could melt steel.

Jiang Chen raised his head and looked at her with extremely deep eyes.

"Pink Little Rhino, today I'll show you what real car sex is like."

Jiang Chen simply lifted her up from the sofa and strode towards the master bedroom.

"Ugh! Put me down!"

Su Qing's small pink fist weakly punched Jiang Chen's chest twice.

Then Jiang Chen kicked the master bedroom door shut.

The whole afternoon.

The bedroom of the large apartment was filled with sounds that made one blush and their heart race.

She rolled from the big bed to the floor-to-ceiling window.

Jiang Chen distributed this New Year's gift, which was exclusively for the two of them, to the fullest extent.

……

It was evening.

The sun had just set behind the mountains.

A loud, furious engine roar came from outside the imposing archway at the village entrance.

Five hundred Wuling minivans, fully loaded with local specialties sent back by relatives, drove into the square in a grand procession.

The trunks of every car were so crammed that the lids couldn't be closed.

The villagers jumped off the car, their faces beaming.

Of all the times I've ever visited relatives, today was the most triumphant!

The square was instantly packed with people.

Jiang Shitou, shirtless, pulled two large bundles of firecrackers and red cannons, each as tall as a person, out of the car.

"Brothers! It's getting dark!"

"According to our village's old tradition, let's light all these firecrackers to bring good luck to Jiangjia Village!"

Jiang Shitou shouted at the top of his lungs.

Several young men nearby immediately pulled out lighters and excitedly gathered around.

Just as the lighter ignited a flame...

The gate to the courtyard of the large apartment was pushed open.

Jiang Chen, wearing a black overcoat, embraced Su Qing, who was wearing invisible prenatal protective armor, and strode to the high platform in the square.

"Stone! Put out the fire!"

Jiang Chen's voice wasn't loud, but it had a strong penetrating power, instantly spreading throughout the entire square.

Jiang Shitou was startled and quickly put out the lighter with his thumb.

"Brother Chen, this is a New Year's tradition. If you don't set it off, you won't hear any noise." Shi Tou scratched his bald head, looking puzzled.

Jiang Chen walked to the microphone, waved his hand, and domineeringly surveyed the entire audience.

"Stop buying firecrackers, everyone!"

"Not only is that thing noisy, but it also makes a mess of paper scraps everywhere!"

Jiang Chen established the new rules with extreme determination.

"We didn't set off any fireworks on New Year's Eve this year, but tonight, on New Year's Day, I'm going to show you all something different—a high-tech blockbuster!"

The thousands of people below were all stunned.

Everyone looked in the direction Jiang Chen was pointing, puzzled.

Hundreds of dark, high-tech searchlights had appeared in the normally inconspicuous corners around the square.

These devices are all light and shadow matrices that Jiang Chen hired overnight from a top-tier holographic projection team in a major city half a month ago, spending a whopping 20 million yuan.

"Is Brother Chen going to show us an open-air movie?" Jiang Shitou asked Li Qiang, scratching his head.

Li Qiang was also confused and just shook his head repeatedly.

"Shut up. Every time Brother Chen creates something, it's always a shock!"

Time passed second by second.

Jiang Chen stood on the high platform and glanced down at his watch.

He suddenly raised his right hand and made a crisp gesture to the technical director hiding in the shadows.

"Countdown!"

"five!"

"Four!"

"three!"

"two!"

"one!"

"Start!" The technical director slammed the power switch on the red control panel.

In an instant!

Hundreds of high-powered holographic projectors placed around the village simultaneously emitted blindingly bright light.

Countless beams of light pierced the thick night sky, intertwining and tangling in mid-air.

Immediately afterwards, a soul-stirring low-frequency sound effect emanated from the surround sound system around the square.

Even the bluestone slabs on the ground were vibrating violently in response to the sound waves!

"My goodness..."

A child in the front row stared wide-eyed at the huge light and shadow gradually taking shape in the night sky, his voice trembling with excitement.

"Is this summoning Ultraman?"