Gender-swapped Saintess: A Survival Diary on Hell Difficulty

The words of the spotted hyena cardinal were like a long nail driven into Bizan's heart.

Bizan gritted his teeth and forced out a few words.

"Your Excellency, I believe headquarters has misunderstood me."

"Just call me Sakawien, Bishop Bizan."

Sakawien's gaze swept over Bizzan's naked body, her expression mocking.

"I think you should put your clothes on first, before we discuss the punishment headquarters will give you."

"Or is public exposure a personal hobby of yours?"

Bizan was also furious.

Only then did he realize that he was completely naked, which was incredibly embarrassing.

He couldn't afford to make a scene in front of the cardinal at headquarters, so he had no choice but to quickly say goodbye and return to his room to change.

……

After waiting for almost ten minutes, the group finally sat down face to face and began to discuss matters concerning the headquarters church.

As a result, after only two minutes of talking, Bizan was so angry that he almost died.

"Bang!"

With a loud bang, Bizzan slapped the magnificent magic maple table, creating a crack.

"That's impossible!"

"I absolutely will not agree to go to the Dark Underground, and headquarters would never issue such a punishment!"

Sakawien sat calmly on the sofa, her wolf-woman secretary, who was clinging to her petite figure, beside her as she kneaded her breasts and spoke.

"Bishop Bizan, this is the last time I will address you that way."

"The punishment I'm talking about is backed by official documents from headquarters and the Magic Seal, so don't bother struggling."

"Furthermore, being banished to the dark underworld is only one of the punishments. Your bishop status will also be stripped, and your quota of Ascension Crystals will be reduced to zero."

For a bishop like Bizan, who had only been at the advanced level of magic for less than ten years, such a punishment was essentially cutting off his path to advancement.

Moreover, the dark underground environment is harsh, separated from the surface world by a thick barrier, making it difficult for gods to intervene.

It harbors remnants of the Church of Destruction, minions of the Abyss, and heinous criminals...

When the people of the three major churches went to the Dark Underworld, it was as if they had lost most of their support and had to start from scratch. They were far less carefree and happy than they were on the surface of the world.

Bizan, unsurprisingly, lost his composure.

"What?!"

"I am utterly loyal to the church, I have shed blood for the God of Fire, why are you treating me like this!"

"Because of your stupidity and incompetence."

Sakawien retorted sarcastically without holding back, a glaring smile playing on her lips.

"I say, Bishop Bizan, are you really unaware, or are you pretending not to know?"

"Our church had a winning hand in the Empire, and you managed to turn it into a complete mess in just one year."

As Shakawien finished speaking, she frowned and pointed at Bizzan.

"Forget it, you're so stupid it's a headache."

"The men who will escort you to the Underdark are already outside. Pack your things and hurry up and leave."

"Oh, there's no need to pack up anymore. Any property acquired after the 7 o'clock opening is no longer yours."

Sakawien activated her spatial ring and tossed a magical parchment containing headquarters orders toward Bizzan.

Bizan took the parchment and examined its authenticity inch by inch.

The intense magical fluctuations surging on the paper, and the glowing emblem of the fire god, made him bite his lip tightly.

A trickle of blood flowed from the corner of his mouth. Because the tiger's teeth were so lethal, the amount of blood loss was considerable, and it quickly stained the hair on his chin red.

"How could this be... how could this be..."

"How could this happen!"

An impatience flashed in Shakawien's eyes.

"Bizon, please face your defeat squarely. A loss is a loss."

"I didn't lose!"

Bizan shouted.

"I'm staying in the capital! I'm going to make Roland wish she were dead!"

"I will not leave the capital even half a step before I have successfully avenged myself."

"In that case, I have no choice but to resort to force."

Sakawien released her hand from the wolf-woman secretary's shoulder, slowly stood up, and gradually released the magical pressure of a quasi-saint level.

Bizan's eyes were bloodshot.

"You dare, you female hyena!"

"My dad is the Cardinal Chief of Staff!"

"Heh, I doubt even the Cardinal Chief would want to acknowledge you as his son."

Sakawien scoffed and waved her hand.

The door was suddenly kicked open, and well-equipped wolf guards rushed in and surrounded Bizan.

The spotted hyena continued, fussing over the mature woman.

"Bizan, you are only the chief's third son. You overestimate your importance."

"The true heir will not be left to retire in the northern borderlands of the empire."

"Velvet Guard, heed my command!"

"Yes, Your Excellency!"

"Please send the former bishop to the dark underworld in peace."

Bizan tried to struggle, but Shakawien pointed her finger at the center of his tiger-head forehead, directly sealing most of his magical power.

Tiger Head could only roar helplessly as the wolf guards pulled him onto the carriage.

"Ahhhhh!"

"I'm not reconciled! I'm not reconciled!"

"You vixen, I will definitely get my revenge! I won't let you get away with this, even in the dark depths!"

Bizan's roar gradually disappeared at the end of the royal road as the magic carriage drove away.

……

The rooftop office opens at 7:00 AM.

Sakawien was beaming.

The wolf-woman secretary had already wisely knelt on the blanket.

In the wolf-woman secretary's opinion, serving the beautiful cardinal of the spotted hyena tribe was more pleasant than serving the tiger head.

Although their strengths are similar, Sakawien is more beautiful, smarter, and kinder.

At this moment, Sakawien spoke up.

"Miss Wolf Mar, it's such a waste for such a smart and beautiful girl like you to be with that stupid tiger."

"Sigh, there are more and more aristocratic playboys like him in orc society."

"He's been ruining the Wangdu branch for a whole year; it's a complete mess now."

The wolf-woman secretary smiled and gently kissed Shakawien on the head.

"Lady Shaka, haven't you already mastered the secrets of Roland's agricultural technology?"

"With the high-yield crops, the troubles in the south were solved, and the headquarters therefore promoted you to cardinal."

Sakawien reached out and gently stroked the wolf secretary's cheek.

"It's all thanks to you."

"If it weren't for you disguising yourself as a tourist and making extensive observations and records, discovering the growth patterns of the [Roland Greenhouse - High-Yield Crops], and proposing that bold hypothesis."

"We still can't imagine that, besides magic-induced growth, plants themselves have other potential for development."

"Tsk tsk tsk, [Iterative breeding improvement]."

"We've overlooked something so simple for over a thousand years."

Sakawien sighed, raised her chin, and looked up at the ceiling, her mind filled with many thoughts.

People have long been accustomed to magic and overly dependent on it.

The wolf-woman secretary, kneeling on the carpet, showed no sign of pride upon hearing the praise.

"Lady Saka, you flatter me. I was merely offering a conjecture."

"How is that an overstatement? There aren't many smart people like you anymore."

Sakawien snapped out of her daze and found herself liking the wolf-woman secretary more and more.

After thinking for a moment, she smiled.

"Wolfmar, I think with your abilities, it's a waste to just be a secretary."

"Since becoming a cardinal, I haven't promoted anyone, so I still have one bishopric available..."

Sakawien spoke very slowly.

"Your Excellency Bishop Wolfmar—what do you think of this title?"

Upon hearing this, Wolf Mar's breathing became rapid.

She painstakingly schemed and exhausted her words, all for the sake of one day rising to prominence.

And today, she has finally become a member of the church's management.

However, she remained rational and quickly regained control of her emotions, lying on Shakawien's lap and whispering sweetly.

"Lord Saka, even if I become a bishop, I will still be your obedient little she-wolf."