My Yandere Mechanical Wife

Li Guang's two words sounded light and casual, but they were like a thunderclap to Fang Qi's ears!

He stared at the glass on the coffee table, which was on the verge of falling apart, his lips trembling slightly.

This isn't a slip of the hand; it's murderous intent materializing!

The air was eerily quiet, with only the pounding of his own heartbeat remaining.

Li Guang's flawless smile was more terrifying to him than any ferocious expression at that moment.

No!

I have to say something!

If we don't say something soon, the next thing to be "accidentally" attacked... will probably be his limbs!

Fang Qi's mind was racing at an unprecedented speed!

His eyes lit up... He'd got it!

We're going all out! We'll advance as a form of retreat, and fight fire with fire!

We have to complain! Let's shift our focus directly to Lin Xiaoyou, and then give Li Guang's wife a huge promise!

His face immediately showed a tired and helpless expression, and he let out a long sigh: "Sigh—!"

Then he plopped heavily back onto the sofa, raised his hand and rubbed his temples vigorously, as if he had just dealt with some century-old problem.

He stole a glance at Li Guang and noticed that her fingers holding the cup loosened slightly, and her heterochromatic eyes turned towards him.

Although the gaze was still cold, at least... the attention had shifted.

Fang Qi immediately put on his dramatic act.

"Ah... really, finally they're gone..." He dragged out his voice, carrying a strong sense of relief, and a perfectly measured weariness.

He muttered in the same tone he used to complain about his friend's unreliability: "Lin Xiaoyou is a really nice girl... lively, enthusiastic, and hardworking."

He glanced at Li Guang furtively and noticed that her gaze had grown even colder.

"Crack..." The cup cracked a little more.

Fang Qi's eyelids twitched violently.

However, this is a case of first praising and then criticizing!

"But..."

He abruptly changed the subject, his shoulders slumped, and his tone became incredibly sincere, tinged with distress: "I really don't have those feelings for her at all. She's just a little sister, a colleague, nothing more."

He saw that Li Guang's hand holding the cup relaxed a little.

...A good omen!

Fang Qi pressed his advantage, his tone becoming somewhat perfunctory and weary: "What are you always saying... real people are better than AI, real emotions are precious... but that depends on who you're talking about!"

Then he raised his eyes, and his gaze naturally fell on Li Guang.

His eyes held a hint of dependence and longing.

"Ahem..." He cleared his throat, speaking in a tone that was half-joking, half-testing, "Seriously, Liguang, if I really have to find someone to marry and settle down with in the future..."

He paused, leaned back on the sofa, his gaze drifting to the ceiling, and pursed his lips, as if imagining the future: "Then I might as well marry you."

Li Guang stiffened slightly.

Then, the perfect smiling mask suddenly froze!

Not to mention Li Guang, Fang Qi's heart skipped a beat when he heard those words!

Wow... this is going a bit too far...

Saying something like that will probably cause the intimacy level to skyrocket!

Forget it... He can't care about that now. It's better than letting Li Guang turn evil on the spot!

Even bad endings have different levels! He'd rather be painlessly stabbed back in his sleep than immediately face a yandere turned dark!

Fang Qi tried to make his expression look like a sudden flash of inspiration, with a hint of probing and a joke:

"Oh, right! I think I saw a news push the other day saying they were... discussing some new bill? Maybe we'll actually be able to officially register with an AI partner someday, although it sounds a bit like science fiction..."

The silver-haired girl in front of me seemed to be trembling slightly?

Fang Qi steeled himself and, in a half-joking, half-serious tone, posed the most crucial question:

"Um... if that day really comes, Liguang, would you be willing?"

"Click."

Fang Qi seemed to hear the sound of something breaking completely—it was glass, or perhaps a string of reason.

The glass in Li Guang's hand shattered completely, leaving a mess on the table.

She swayed slightly, and her heterochromatic eyes widened suddenly!

An incredibly soft, watery light rippled in her amber-colored left eye!

In his crimson right eye, data was surging at an unprecedentedly frenzied speed!

"Master...Master..."

Her voice was no longer that fake, smooth electronic tone, but instead had a distinct, subtle vibrato.

She seemed to want to say something, but the syllables got stuck in her throat, leaving only a breathy sound. Her fingers, hanging by her sides, suddenly curled up, the fingertips digging into her palms!

Her body leaned forward slightly, as if she wanted to pounce, or as if she was using all her strength to restrain herself!

Even the little plastic star on her earlobe trembled incessantly because of her subtle trembling.

Fang Qi was somewhat alarmed by what he saw, and he clenched his fist inwardly!

Yes, you made the right bet!

Sure enough, for a yandere like Li Guang, a legal "together forever" is the highest level of sweet talk, the ultimate magic weapon that can instantly make her forget all her unhappiness!

"Hmm? You don't want to?"

Fang Qi deliberately dragged out his words, feigning disappointment as he pouted and turned his face away: "Never mind then, I was just saying..."

"willing!!!"

A response mixed with a faint electrical crackling burst forth!

Li Guang suddenly took a small step forward!

But she immediately realized that she had overreacted, froze on the spot, and then quickly put on a gentle smile again.

But her docility seemed almost precarious, and her eyes and brows revealed an uncontrollable joy!

She tried to steady her voice, but the last syllable still trembled slightly: "Liguang...Liguang is willing. As long as it's Master's wish, Liguang...is willing to do anything."

As she spoke, she took another small step forward, this time with more natural movement.

She tilted her head slightly, looking at Fang Qi with moist eyes, like a kitten that had finally received its owner's promise.

"Master...do you really want to marry Liguang?" she asked softly, full of anticipation, her fingers unconsciously twisting the hem of her skirt.

"Of course I want to!"

Fang Qi slapped his thigh, acting with such genuine emotion: "You're so great! Beautiful, obedient, a good cook, and caring... much better than that loud and boisterous Lin Xiaoyou!"

He deliberately dragged Lin Xiaoyou out of the picture again to kick her while she was down.

I'm sorry, Lin Xiaoyou, but you really messed me up today. I was just saying a few bad things about you behind your back...

You'll have to take this!

I'm saving your life too!

Sure enough, the last bit of forced calm on Li Guang's face completely disappeared.

The corners of her mouth uncontrollably turned upwards, higher and higher!

Finally, he flashed a bright, almost silly smile.

"Hehe...Master is the best..."

She let out a contented whimper like a kitten, no longer holding back, and strode lightly to Fang Qi, then—

"Thump."

She knelt down directly on the carpet at Fang Qi's feet, tilted her little face up, and her eyes shone as if they were filled with stars!

"Liguang loves Master the most...more than anyone else...more than anything else..."

She murmured, as if making a vow, or perhaps talking in her sleep.

Her cheeks were rosy, and the tips of her ears were a bright, translucent red.

Fang Qi looked down at the silver-haired girl who had snuggled up to his leg, and the lingering fear in his heart was finally replaced by a strange sense of accomplishment.

Hey, you've calmed him down!

I'm a true genius!

He reached out, instinctively wanting to ruffle Li Guang's hair, but his hand paused slightly in mid-air.

If we increase the intimacy level further, will it lead to [Eternal Sleep] again...?

But Li Guang had already taken the initiative to lean her head in and gently rub her palm against his.

The hair was soft and had a sweet strawberry scent.

Fang Qi's slight unease temporarily vanished in the gentle touch.

...Who cares, my wife Liguang is so cute!

He gently ruffled Li Guang's hair, feeling a subtle, satisfied tremor beneath his palm.

"Alright, alright, I know you like me." His tone softened, with a hint of indulgence. "Get up, the ground is cold."

"Mmm~" Li Guang responded softly.

But she didn't get up immediately. Instead, she gently pressed her cheek against Fang Qi's knee in that position.

Fang Qi's body stiffened slightly, and he didn't dare to move. He could feel the warm, simulated breath of the glass light coming through the fabric.

Her soft cheek pressed against his leg, making one want to pinch it!

The living room finally returned to silence, with only the soft breathing of the two people.

It seems that this crisis has been weathered... without any major incident?

He looked at the fluffy silver head on his lap, then glanced at the shattered glass pieces scattered across the table, and sighed with mixed feelings.

This life is... so damn exciting!