My Yandere Mechanical Wife

"Senior, I love you to death—!!"

Amid cheers and swirling sand, a pale yellow figure rushed straight into Fang Qi's arms!

His pupils contracted!

As Lin Xiaoyou's excited little round face drew closer and closer—

"Whoosh!"

A slender shadow reacted even faster than him!

Li Guang didn't even turn around completely; she just flicked her wrist...

With five fingers, he precisely grabbed Lin Xiaoyou's collar at the back of her neck!

"Ouch!"

Lin Xiaoyou's forward momentum suddenly came to a halt!

The person looked like a cat being grabbed by the scruff of its neck, its limbs flailing comically in the air!

Then, with a flick of her seemingly slender arm—

"Thump!"

Lin Xiaoyou fell solidly onto the sandy ground beside her!

It stirred up a small cloud of dust!

Still landing on his butt!

"Awooo—!!!"

Her face contorted in pain, and the sun hat in her hand flew off!

He clutched his sore bottom with one hand, and tears almost welled up in his eyes!

"Ouch, Riko, what are you doing?!"

The silver-haired girl then turned around completely.

The sea breeze made her silver hair fly.

That stunningly beautiful face...

That bit of docility from before has vanished!

The data stream within her crimson eyes spun wildly, and a wide grin spread across her lips...

An undisguised, icy curve!

She was too lazy to even pretend anymore; she was already gritting her teeth slightly.

"Master, it's Li Guang's!"

She took a step forward, her bare feet sinking into the fine sand!

She looked down at Lin Xiaoyou, who was still sitting on the sand rubbing her bottom...

An unnatural, crimson glow emanated from my fingertips!

"No one is allowed to touch it!"

Each word was spoken slowly and deliberately, filled with murderous intent!

Lin Xiaoyou was so frightened by this sudden change in expression that she trembled all over!

She stopped rubbing her bottom, widened her almond-shaped eyes, and pointed a trembling finger at Li Guang:

"Riko, you...you...!"

Then she gritted her teeth, endured the pain, and stood up with a "whoosh," her face full of defiance!

She patted the sand off her denim shorts and puffed out her chest:

"Even if your senior gave you the right to be 'jealous,' so what! I, Lin Xiaoyou, will not give up! You have no feelings; you're just simulating it!"

She clenched her small fists, her cheeks flushed red with excitement and shame!

"Let me tell you, Riko! Even if you try to stop me, I'll find a chance! I'll hug you when you're not looking! I definitely will!!"

"……oh?"

Li Guang's eyebrows twitched, and the red light in her crimson eyes intensified!

"You can give it a try—"

"Try it out of me!"

Fang Qi's scalp tingled!

Let these two ancestors continue their standoff...

Lin Xiaoyou is probably going to turn into a roasted suckling pig on the beach!

He did a somersault and jumped right off the beach chair!

He rushed up behind Li Guang in two steps and stretched out his arm—

He hugged Li Guang tightly from behind, around the waist!

"Ugh...!"

Caught off guard, Li Guang's delicate body stiffened, and the red light at her fingertips paused for a moment.

Then he placed one hand on her pert buttocks hidden beneath her swimsuit—

"Snapped!"

It was just a light tap!

"Eek—!"

The silver-haired girl trembled!

In an instant, the murderous aura of that little devil collapsed!

The red light in the crimson eyes, the threatening glint at the fingertips...

They all went out with a "poof"!

Then, as if all her bones had been removed, she slumped limply into his arms!

Her cheeks flushed red, her ear tips were steaming, and her heterochromatic eyes were wet and misty!

She looked up at him, bewildered and aggrieved.

"Master...?"

Fang Qi hugged the crazy woman who had instantly transformed from a ferocious beast into a docile cat, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

call……

It seems that conventional methods are still effective...

But he kept a stern face and scolded:

"Nonsense! How could you be so violent towards a customer? What kind of behavior is this!"

Lin Xiaoyou watched in stunned silence!

Her mouth was agape in an "O" shape, and she even forgot to pick up the sun hat that had fallen to the ground!

She glanced at Fang Qi, then at the silver-haired girl in his arms… who had instantly become shy and gentle…

"S-senpai..."

Lin Xiaoyou pointed at them with a trembling finger:

"You two... are you showing off your love in front of me?!"

"You...you spanked me?!"

She stomped her foot in anger, leaving a small crater in the sand!

"That's outrageous! I was the one who got hurt first!"

Fang Qi's eyes were twitching!

Just as she calmed down her crazy wife, Lin Xiaoyou started again!

He quickly waved his hand at Lin Xiaoyou, trying to reason with her:

"No, Xiaoyou, look... Liguang tripped and fell on your bottom, so I'll spank her bottom too, that evens things out! It's fair and just!"

"fair?!"

Lin Xiaoyou's face turned bright red!

"Senior, you call this punishment? This is clearly a reward!"

"It's a public display of affection! A blatant display of affection!"

"She...she...she looks so happy!"

As she spoke, she angrily pointed into Fang Qi's arms!

Fang Qi looked down—

Good heavens, Li Guang's little face was buried in his chest, with her two bright red little ear tips peeking out.

Her eyelashes trembled slightly, and the corners of her lips curved into a smile...

Where is there even a trace of grievance?

It even occasionally let out a satisfied hum...

It's clearly a case of "My master punished me in public, hehe, I'm so happy, so shy, I love it!"

The way he secretly gloated!

She even snuggled closer to Fang Qi!

Fang Qi: "..."

It was discovered!

Crazy woman, your expression of affection...

There's no way I'll pass the test later!

Should he... start thinking about what will happen after Li Guang turns evil?

"Look at her, senior! She's so smug! You're being unfair! You're prioritizing your girlfriend over your friend!"

Fang Qi knew that this "fairness theory" was untenable, so he quickly changed the subject:

"Um! Um... Xiaoyou, that's not the point! Um... someone else is coming to the island this afternoon."

"Huh? There's someone else? Who is it?"

Lin Xiaoyou immediately opened her eyes wide and pricked up her ears, temporarily suppressing the accusations of "favoritism" and "showing affection".

"Anlian, the skincare specialist at Liguang."

As Fang Qi spoke, he felt... the body in his arms tense up slightly again.

He gently stroked her silver hair soothingly, then looked at Lin Xiaoyou and said:

"She came this afternoon to give Riko her routine check-up. So..."

He looked at Lin Xiaoyou, trying to make his expression look serious yet helpless:

"Liguang has to 'prepare for battle' this afternoon, so she can't joke around with you."

"There's an empty little house over there. Why don't you go and rest a bit, tidy up a bit? After An Lian arrives and finishes her checkup, we can... uh, have a meal together?"

Lin Xiaoyou pursed her lips, clearly not satisfied with the arrangement, but upon hearing the words "maintenance specialist" and "check-up," she knew it was something important.

She rubbed her still throbbing buttocks and muttered:

"Okay... then you owe me a meal, senior! I want seafood!"

"Okay, okay, plenty!"

Fang Qi readily agreed!

He would even accept eating dragon meat if he could just temporarily separate these two gods!

He quickly half-embraced and half-carried Li Guang, who was still soft in his arms, and led her toward the cabin!

He turned back and waved to Lin Xiaoyou:

"The key to that one with the blue roof is under the doormat! Go there yourself!"

Watching Lin Xiaoyou's retreating figure, constantly turning back to look at herself as she dawdled towards another small house...

Fang Qi finally breathed a sigh of relief!

To be honest, he's not really afraid of Li Guang turning evil right now.

So what if he turns evil? It doesn't matter!

He was mainly worried about Lin Xiaoyou's reckless little head...

The corrupted Li Guang was twisted off and used as a beach volleyball!

It's true that he wants to spend his whole life with Li Guang, but... it absolutely cannot be based on Lin Xiaoyou's death!

That scene... he simply couldn't bear to imagine it!

If that's really the case, how can we live like this?

Fang Qi put his arm around Li Guang and went into the main house, slamming the door shut.

The sunlight was blocked out, making the room a bit darker.

Li Guang was still leaning softly against him, her face pressed against his chest, her warm breath tickling his chest.

Fang Qi released her and took a half step back.

Then he put his hands on his hips and put on a stern face!

He adopted the utmost seriousness of a "master"!

"Li Guang!"

His voice turned stern: "You stand still!"

Li Guang's eyelashes trembled...

Then he stood up straight obediently, crossed his hands neatly in front of him, and lowered his head slightly.

What a submissive look, as if saying "I was wrong, so please punish me as you see fit!"

But the way she stole glances at him betrayed her secret delight!

"What were you doing just now?"

Fang Qi immediately began his lecture, pointing his finger in the air:

"As the 'mistress' of this island, the 'mistress' I personally acknowledge! How could you do such a thing to a guest? Grabbing someone by the back of their collar and throwing them out? Huh?"

Every time he said "mistress", Li Guang's shoulders would twitch slightly!

He tried desperately to turn the corners of his mouth up, but he also tried his best to suppress it!

"Our guests have come from afar, so even if... even if you're a little too enthusiastic, as the 'hostess,' you should still have the demeanor and approach of a 'hostess'!"

Fang Qi never uttered a word without mentioning the "mistress"!

There's no other way, this is the only option.

If he directly reprimanded her, wouldn't this crazy woman think he was speaking up for Lin Xiaoyou, and she'd take advantage of him on the spot...?

...It's not that it's impossible.

But mainly, he wanted to see if he could pass the test in the afternoon.

The file is already here... I should at least give it a try, right?

What if?

What if I pass?

If things really get out of hand, wouldn't his carefree, happy life on the beach continue?

So he continued to "reprimand":

"Look at you, throwing someone to the ground like that, what kind of behavior is that?"

"If word gets out, what will people say about me? What will they say about you, the 'mistress'!"

Sure enough, Li Guang didn't feel wronged at all; on the contrary, her eyes shone brighter the more she listened!

Suddenly, she gracefully knelt down and then grabbed Fang Qi's leg!

She tilted her stunningly beautiful face, flushed with an alluring blush, and looked up at me with her heterochromatic eyes, brimming with tears.

"Master... Liguang knows she was wrong!"

Her voice was soft and sweet, carrying just the right amount of sobbing and a deep sense of dependence:

"It's because Liguang is too impatient... Just thinking about how Master likes Liguang's jealous behavior... makes Liguang unable to control herself!"

She rubbed against Fang Qi's leg forcefully, like a big cat apologizing and begging for forgiveness:

"Liguang promises! I will never do anything so rude to Miss Lin again!"

"Liguang is the mistress, and a mistress should act like a mistress! Liguang understands! Master, please don't be angry..."

As she spoke, she rubbed her cheek against his trouser leg in a flattering manner, her silver hair slipping down to reveal her fair and delicate neck.

Fang Qi took a deep breath...!

...I really!

I can't take it anymore!!

My wife... how can she be so cute?!

He coughed lightly, trying to maintain a serious expression:

"Okay, remember that. If you do it again... it won't be as simple as a spanking!"

"Uh-huh!"

Li Guang nodded vigorously, her eyes sparkling:

"Riko will never dare to do it again!"

Looking at the obedient silver-haired girl in front of him, who was happily admitting her mistake and being coaxed, Fang Qi felt a little relieved.

Lin Xiaoyou's problem is solved.

But then…

"Buzz—!"

The roar of propellers, growing louder as they approached, once again shattered the island's tranquility!

Fang Qi and Li Guang both looked up at the window.

On the horizon outside the window, another black helicopter, with a more professional design and a more understated paint job...

It's flying right towards the cabin!

Anlian...

finally come!

Fang Qi's lips twitched, and he looked down at Li Guang, who was still clinging to his leg.

The silver-haired girl's earlier coquettishness and ingratiation quickly faded from her face!

All that remained was tension and vigilance...

And an instinctive aversion to cold!

……have to.

I just managed to appease one, and then...

The real big boss has come knocking again!

That's really true...

They never stop for a moment!!