The yandere is too beautiful; the fake heiress sneaks kisses through the window every day.
Chapter 97: 108 Self-Rescue Methods for Hitting Your Sister
It would be even better if there weren't annoying flies buzzing around my ears.
"Jiang Yu, is the Jiang family not feeding you or not giving you money? How could they let you drink this garbage in such a shabby little shop?" Jiang Xuyao, who happened to be passing by and saw Jiang Yu, came over swaggeringly in her high heels.
His tone was sarcastic and condescending.
"A fake heiress is a fake heiress. She's worthless in front of a refined lady like me. I advise you to get out of the Jiang family as soon as possible and hand over the shares that belong to me, otherwise..."
The fly's chatter was so dense and unpleasant that Jiang Yu simply didn't have the patience to listen to her babbling.
She rubbed her ears, stood up, looked at Qingyu, and said in a cold tone, "It's too noisy here, let's find another place."
Qingyu nodded and stood up, her face cold and ruthless. She pushed aside the babbling Jiang Xuyao and warned in a cold voice, "Get out of the way."
Didn't you know you were blocking His Majesty's way?
Jiang Yu calmly walked away.
"What are you doing? Do you know who I am?" Jiang Xuyao was pushed and almost fell. She watched helplessly as Jiang Yu ignored her and walked away. She was furious.
He turned around and lashed out at Qingyu.
Qingyu turned her head coldly, meeting Jiang Xuyao's eyes, and for some reason, Jiang Xuyao felt inexplicably afraid.
"What...what do you want to do?" Jiang Xuyao took a half step back in fear.
Qingyu stepped forward. "You're disturbing His Majesty. You can't control your mouth, but I'll do it for you."
"Wh-what?" In Jiang Xuyao's bewildered and frightened eyes, the silver needle in Qingyu's hand flashed by, and then Jiang Xuyao was horrified to find that she could not make a sound.
Jiang Yu wandered aimlessly through the streets with Qing Yu, trying to find business opportunities, only to find that everyone else's business opportunities were right there.
He could only go home dejectedly.
Standing at her doorstep was the beautiful Empress, who was waiting for her to return home. Seeing that beautiful face smiling at her, the Empress immediately felt revitalized.
She rushed over like a little cannonball, jumped into his arms, and sweetly called out to him.
"Empress~"
Shen Ji hugged the little cannonball, a smile playing on his lips, and with a gentle curve in his eyes, he lowered his head and kissed her on the lips.
He licked his lips, raised an eyebrow, and chuckled, "Had milk tea?"
"Oh, you even ate pearls." Jiang Yu smiled, her face beaming.
"How about I prepare bubble tea for you next time?" Shen Ji said affectionately.
"Great!" Jiang Yu's eyes lit up.
That evening, Jiang Yu was eating the strawberries fed to her by the Empress when Jiang Mingyue, who hadn't been home for two days, suddenly returned, looking extremely tired.
The perceptive Wang Ma immediately rushed over and asked enthusiastically.
"Young Miss, are you hungry? Have you had dinner yet? Would you like this old servant to prepare a nourishing soup for you?" Wang Ma rubbed her hands together, eager to try.
Jiang Mingyue refused without even looking up, "I'm not hungry, I've already eaten. I don't need anything else. I'm going upstairs to rest, and no one is allowed to disturb me."
It was as cold and cruel as the Five Finger Mountain that had been pressing down on the monkey for five hundred years.
Wang Ma returned looking dejected.
Jiang Yu tilted her head and watched Jiang Mingyue's retreating figure as she went upstairs, chewing and pondering.
A dozen minutes later, Jiang Yu, accompanied by Qing Yu, quietly opened Jiang Mingyue's door and poked their heads inside.
They were very skilled at it.
A rare hint of embarrassment appeared on Qingyu's usually cold face as she asked the head below her.
"Your Majesty, isn't what we're doing inappropriate?"
"It's alright, Jiang Mingyue is a nice person. If she finds out, she'll just kick us out at most," Jiang Yu said nonchalantly and with great experience.
"But..." Qingyu looked at the scene inside the room and felt that they were becoming a little abnormal.
"It's okay, I'll just look at her and not say anything, she won't notice." Jiang Yu's eyes sparkled as she solemnly assured him.
Hearing the two whispering amongst themselves, Jiang Mingyue couldn't take it anymore. She opened her eyes and glared at them fiercely, "That's enough! If you're going to act crazy, at least consider the occasion!"
Are we conspicuous?
"We've been discovered," Jiang Yu asked Qingyu, puzzled.
"...Hmm." Qingyu didn't want to admit it, but...
Your Majesty, we are not only conspicuous, but we may also be a bit of a nuisance in the eyes of the other side.
Sitting in the bathtub, Jiang Mingyue could no longer contain herself. She glared at Jiang Yu, who had just rekindled her romance, and roared, "Jiang! Yu!!"
"I locked the door from the inside, how did you get in?!" Jiang Mingyue's eyes were filled with barely concealed anger.
Jiang Yu blinked, looking innocent yet haughty, and said, "I know how to pick locks, have you forgotten?"
Jiang Mingyue: (-᷅_-᷄)
What, should I praise you for being amazing?
Finally, the Empress was thrown outside as she wished, and squatted on the ground drawing circles.
I'm going to draw a circle, to represent the moon cursing the mud~
As she drew the third circle, the door behind her opened again, and Jiang Mingyue, dressed neatly, looked at them expressionlessly. "Come in."
Jiang Yu clapped her hands, got up, and walked into Jiang Mingyue's bedroom as if nothing had happened.
Jiang Mingyue sat on the edge of the bed with her arms crossed, staring at the two of them with an accusatory look on her face.
The other person acted as if they hadn't seen anything, sitting on the sofa and raising their soft, white face with an innocent and adorable expression.
Jiang Mingyue closed her eyes and said to Jiang Yu seriously, "Jiang Yu, you are not allowed to come looking for me while I'm taking a shower anymore."
"But how would I know if you were taking a shower?" Jiang Yu asked innocently.
"Don't you know what kind of door you opened?"
"Then you could also be taking a dump."
"..."
Looking into the little girl's overly bright and clear eyes, Jiang Mingyue was amused and exasperated once again. "I was wrong. I shouldn't have made such a request of you."
"You are not allowed to come near my bathroom door from now on!" Jiang Mingyue warned with a terrifying look in her eyes.
Seeing Jiang Mingyue's fury, the Empress pursed her lips and quietly conceded, "Fine."
Having confirmed her innocence was intact, Jiang Mingyue's anger subsided, and she looked at the two men helplessly. "So, what do you want from me?"
Qingyu didn't know either, so she looked at Jiang Yu.
Jiang Yu frowned slightly and thought for a moment before speaking casually.
"Nothing much, just came to check if you were still alive."
"..." Jiang Mingyue fell silent.
Several questions flashed through my mind quickly.
Is it illegal to hit your sister?
Is hitting your sister considered domestic violence?
If it's domestic violence, can I get compensation?
108 ways to save yourself from hitting your sister...
Jiang Mingyue had already started thinking about how to save herself when Jiang Yu on the other side suddenly spoke up.
"Is there something you want to tell me?"
Meeting the girl's calm and indifferent gaze, Jiang Mingyue was taken aback. Could it be that the girl had noticed the glance she had given her when she returned?
Jiang Mingyue pursed her lips, seemingly hesitant.
Looking into Jiang Yu's strangely reassuring eyes, she finally spoke up.
"In the past two days, we have shut down several casinos and seized illegal funds hidden in them, thanks to a tip-off from an anonymous source."
"I saw a pot of red hibiscus in one of the villas where the funds were hidden."
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