My Text-Based Cultivation Game

"Phew~"

The mountain wind howled past, ruffling Yunyang's hair and dispelling his drunkenness.

When Yunyang woke up again, he found himself tied to a stone pillar.

How did I end up tied up here?

Oh right, wasn't I drinking with my newly acquainted master?

Oh right, that wine can enhance cultivation, but that stingy master didn't allow himself to drink much.

So... what's the situation now?

Did I really get drunk in the game?

Yunyang looked around; the sun shone brightly in the sky, and the moon seemed to smile at him.

Ok?

Wait!

What is that?

It was truly a fleeting glimpse, a mere glance that captivated Yunyang's attention.

Yunyang looked to his right and saw another stone pillar there, with a person tied to it as well.

But the person who's tied up...

To be precise, it's a woman.

Reeking of alcohol, disheveled, and utterly ridiculous...

It wasn't fully exposed, but most of it was. The pair of budding fruits were exposed nakedly, and when a mountain breeze blew by, Yunyang seemed to see ripples on the exposed hemisphere.

Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?

Overwhelmed with shock, Yunyang couldn't help but ask these three soul-searching questions.

Wait, where did this guy come from?

Guazi, you didn't let me into that butter, did you?

No, that's not right. This game contains 18+ content.

Speaking of 18+ content, Yunyang couldn't help but recall the last time he saw such content.

Hey! Yun Mengyao! Where are you hiding?!

Yunyang quickly looked around and used his divine sense. After carefully sensing for two or three minutes, and confirming that there was no "persuasion sprite" Yun Mengyao who might respawn when 18+ content appeared, Yunyang narrowed his eyes, curled up his lips slightly, and slowly began to turn his head to the right.

At this moment, Yunyang's expression was probably like [soybean, squinting, smiling].

Let this old man give a proper critique... no, I mean, a critique of this game's 18+ content.

But when Yunyang turned his head again, he saw that the woman tied to the stone pillar had woken up at some point and was looking at him with a wicked smile.

"How are you, junior brother? How are your breasts, senior sister?"

Like being caught doing something wrong by your parents, Yunyang felt so embarrassed he could dig out a three-bedroom apartment.

But as the saying goes, as long as you're not embarrassed, it's others who will be embarrassed. The more you encounter this situation, the less you should panic.

So, Yunyang remained calm, his eyes wide, staring intently at the pair of large breasts, and said calmly:

"I am blind, I can't see anything."

"..."

"Junior brother, your skin is even thicker than I imagined."

"What are you talking about? I don't understand. I'm just a blind monk who happened to be passing by and got tied up here for some reason."

"Is that so?" the woman said, feigning regret. "Then I can only tell Master that you don't want to acknowledge him as your master, you don't want to acknowledge me as your senior sister, and you don't want to stay on Chunyang Peak anymore."

"Huh? Wait a minute!" Yunyang was stunned. "Who are you?"

"I am Nangong Zi, the chief disciple of the Fourth Elder of the Zhengxuan Heavenly Sect and the senior sister of Chunyang Peak!"

"!"

Yunyang recalled that before he got drunk, his new master seemed to have mentioned something like, "Just like your senior sister."

"Senior Sister?"

"Hey~" Nangong Zi, who was tied to the pillar, responded with a smile, "Junior Brother, you changed your tune so quickly."

"..."

For some reason, Yunyang felt that the scene before him was similar to when he was tricked into "calling someone 'dad' by a group of good-natured kids in his dormitory.

However, those few big brothers were trying to take advantage of him, and this senior sister should really be his senior sister.

but……

This is Chunyang Peak! Where did this female cultivator come from?!

"You think you're my senior sister just because you say so? I don't believe you!"

"Emmm..."

Nangong Zi looked Yunyang up and down, pondered for a moment, and then chuckled mischievously.

"Call me Senior Sister, and I'll give you a gift."

[Nangong Zi has issued you a task: Call her "Senior Sister".]

[Complete the task to receive a mystery reward x1]

Ok?

Have a mission?

There's a reward!

"Senior Sister!!!"

His voice was so earnest that it was as if he had the words "I want a gift" written on his forehead.

"You little brat, why are you just like your second senior brother? Both of you are so greedy for money!"

"What are you saying? What are you saying?"

Yunyang retorted righteously, "Look at my sincere eyes, do you think I'm calling you 'Senior Sister' just for a reward?"

"...Isn't that right?"

"Hmm... that's not out of the question, so what would be a gift?"

"What an openly greedy scoundrel! I'm rooting for you!" Nangong Zi laughed heartily. "So come on, these big breasts of mine are your reward!"

"..."

Yunyang gave her a disdainful look.

"Damn it, junior brother, what kind of look is that?"

"Oh."

I may be a pervert, but if you only see me as a pervert, then you're wrong.

As a responsible player, I will never let any game item slip by!

Don't underestimate the dedication of collectors!

Besides, I can watch it even if I don't do any tasks!

So stop hiding it and bring out the game items!

Like that golden cudgel, even if it's not of high grade, it's quite nice if it has a good appearance and is meaningful to people.

Nangong Zi, like Yunyang, gave a disdainful smile. "Your senior sister is so poor that she's even thinking about getting the meager apprenticeship gift your master gave you. You want to ask your senior sister for a greeting gift? Or how about your senior sister spreads her legs and lets you have some fun?"

woc!

It's one thing for you to proudly proclaim that you're poor, since I'm in the same boat, but that second half of your statement...

It's hard to imagine that these words came from the mouth of a female nun.

"You unfilial disciple! Don't you dare corrupt your junior brother!"

A loud shout interrupted Nangong Zi's outrageous remarks. The two bound fellow disciples looked in the direction from which the sound came, and saw the Fourth Elder flying over from a distance.

"You unfilial disciple, you sneaked in and stole a drink while I was opening the wine cellar. Was that for you? I opened the wine cellar to celebrate your junior brother's entry into the sect."

The Fourth Elder immediately rebuked Nangong Zi for his crimes.

"Well, everyone gets a share, Master." Nangong Zi, who was tied to the pillar, chuckled. "Master, you tied this golden rope a bit too tight. Loosen it for me."

"Hmph, if you loosened up a bit, you might have gotten away." The Fourth Elder then questioned, "Tell me, where did you learn this escape technique? Even your master didn't sense you drinking in the wine cellar. If you hadn't been drunk and unable to hide, you would have almost gotten away with it."

"I recently discovered a secret realm and found a Five Elements Escape Technique there. I never expected this technique to be so useful; even you, Master, a Nascent Soul cultivator, couldn't sense me."

"Alright, I'll go teach your junior brother later. Consider it a gift from your senior sister to your junior brother."