My Text-Based Cultivation Game

When Yunyang opened his eyes again, he found that he was no longer in the dormitory.

Instead, it was in a huge square, surrounded by people dressed in standard white robes.

Directly opposite the square, there is a series of steps with at least ten thousand steps. On the steps stand several people, some male and some female, some young and some old, but all with a refined and otherworldly air.

Yunyang looked closely and recognized two of them!

Third Elder!

and also……

Pokemon!

"Hey, what just happened to you?"

Then he heard a clear, melodious female voice, and Yunyang turned his head to look.

It was a face that he both knew well and found truly pleasing to the eye.

Su Muxue!!!

Holy crap, I've time-traveled?!

I've been transported into a game world?

No! It's that virtual reality headset!

Holy crap, dude, are you really going to use Sword Art Online? No gimmicks here, huh?

This……

"I dare not open my eyes, I hope it's just my imagination~"

For a moment, Yunyang only wanted to sing "July 7th, Sunny Day".

Yunyang tentatively reached out and poked Su Muxue's face, wanting to see if it was just his imagination.

But the moment Yunyang's hand touched Su Muxue's face...

Holy crap! It feels so real!

it is true!

As he poked and poked, Yunyang went a step further and started kneading it.

I have to say, Su Muxue's skin feels really good. It's not only delicate, but also soft and bouncy to the touch.

"What are you doing?!"

Su Muxue blushed slightly and said in a low voice.

Although Su Muxue had become somewhat desensitized to Yunyang's frequent pokes on her face, Yunyang's direct rubbing of her breasts was still a bit excessive.

If this weren't happening in front of everyone, with elders watching from the stage and disciples crowding around below, Su Muxue would have already delivered a "Phoenix Dance Nine Heavens Fist" to Yunyang's face.

"Have I fed you enough?"

"It feels good to the touch."

Yunyang seemed to have no self-control, and continued to knead.

You son of a bitch!

The surrounding Xuantianmen outer disciples chuckled: "Hehe, whatever makes you two happy."

Sure enough, this guy opened the sky with a sword while only having Qi Refining cultivation in the outer sect competition, and then broke through to the Foundation Establishment realm on the spot, overpowering the veteran inner sect disciples. Who can afford to offend him?

The elders above have no objection to this young couple showing affection in public, so why would you, an outer disciple, have a problem with it?

When you can no longer see it.

It's getting more and more presumptuous!

Seeing that verbal attempts to stop him were ineffective, Su Muxue used her hands, like cat claws, to quickly pry Yunyang's hands off.

"Don't move!"

Su Muxue warned.

Seeing this, Yunyang, who had been suppressed, had no choice but to give up poking Su Muxue's little face. However, at this moment, Yunyang remembered something.

By the way, how do I exit the game and return to reality?

I think there's a logout button!

Where is the logout button for employers and employees?

There's not even a system interface, so where's the logout button?!

As if hearing Yunyang's thoughts, a semi-transparent blue screen suddenly appeared in front of Yunyang.

Here it comes!

Come……

Damn it!

Why is a shopping mall popping up?!

Where is the logout button for employers and employees?

[To log out of the game, please go to a save point?]

Save point?

where?

Yunyang looked around and noticed a glowing spot in the corner of the square.

Above the light spot is an arrow with the words "Save Point" written on it.

"..."

Wow, that's a really obvious save point.

"cough!"

At this moment, the Third Elder coughed lightly using a megaphone spell to attract the attention of all the outer disciples below the steps. He then took two steps forward and said loudly, "The outer sect competition has come to a successful conclusion. All the outer disciples performed well, fully demonstrating the unwavering spirit of our Xuantian Sect in seeking the Dao. Moreover, a number of outstanding and exceptional disciples have emerged..."

The Third Elder had barely finished his opening remarks when he saw the "outstanding disciple" he had mentioned weave through the crowd to a corner of the plaza. Under the watchful eyes of a small group of outer disciples, the disciple plopped down on his back and then tilted his head to the side...

Fell asleep.

Log off!

"ಠ︵ಠ凸"

The Third Elder's temples were taut, and he even stumbled over his opening remarks.

He really wanted to fly down and drag Yunyang up to ask him what was wrong with him this time!

Wang Boqi quickly patted the Third Elder on the back to help him catch his breath.

Su Muxue sighed and shook her head, speechless. She then quickly made her way through the crowd and apologized repeatedly to the outer disciples along the way.

"Excuse me, may I pass by?"

Walking up to Yunyang, Su Muxue concentrated her spiritual power into her fist and punched him with a "bang!" Then she grabbed the back of Yunyang's collar and pulled him back into the crowd.

Good job!

The Third Elder on the stage silently gave Su Muxue a thumbs up.

This kid deserves a good punch!

"Hmm!"

Yunyang, who seemed to have just fallen asleep, suddenly opened his eyes while being dragged by Su Muxue.

Oh wow, we're back again!

It turns out that you can log out of the game by crouching down at the save point, and then you can come back by putting on the helmet again.

But why am I being dragged along?

"Hey! Su Muxue! Why are you pulling me?"

Could you please keep your voice down?

Su Muxue decisively stepped forward and covered Yunyang's mouth.

The Third Elder on the stage nodded repeatedly. "I'm still speaking, and you're making a racket from below?"

Well covered up!

At this moment, the two people, one tall and one short, who originally had no connection, unexpectedly formed an "anti-Yunyang" alliance.

We should have shaken hands on the spot.

To prevent Yunyang from causing any more trouble, the Third Elder reduced the remaining "polite words" to no more than three sentences, and then announced: "The outer sect competition has officially ended. All outer sect disciples except the first place winner, please go to the outer sect Grand Elder to collect your ranking rewards."

The rankings for the outer sect competition had been announced beforehand, so everyone already knew the results.

Yunyang is undoubtedly the top disciple of the outer sect, but the reward for being the top disciple of the outer sect is to choose one item from the Xuantian Sect's treasure vault, which can only be redeemed after Yunyang goes to the inner sect.

Of course, that's not important. What's important is the recruitment process for the various inner sect peaks after the outer sect competition ends.

Disciples who have been selected by the inner sect peaks in advance can simply go to the corresponding peak to report for duty. Disciples who have not been selected by the inner sect peaks in advance need to bring their own record stones from their battles to the various elders or inner sect disciples to register.

……

Holy crap, is this a university job fair?

The inner mountain peak is a recruitment company, and the photo stone is a resume, right?

It is suggested that the outer sect of Xuantianmen be renamed the Xuantianmen Outer Sect Cultivation Vocational and Technical College.

Yunyang was speechless.

Which peak should I go to?

Many mountains had tried to recruit me before, but which school, oh no, which mountain should I go to?

Damn, it really brings back memories of filling out college applications after graduating high school.

Do you have any admission brochures or job postings that I could look at?

Yunyang looked at Su Muxue beside him, intending to see what this little guide spirit had to say.

"?"

Su Muxue raised an eyebrow slightly. "Why are you looking at me like that?"