On the first day of school, the school beauty in black stockings took me to a hotel.

The two lingered on the bench for a while longer, until the evening breeze grew increasingly cool.

Su Wanqing sneezed: "Let's go back, it's really cold."

"it is good."

Liu Yu stood up, squatted down with his back to Su Wanqing, and said, "Get on, I'll carry you."

Su Wanqing was taken aback: "What!"

"Didn't you say your legs were cold? I'll carry you back to warm you up."

Su Wanqing's eyes crinkled into a smile as she leaned against Liu Yu's back.

Liu Yu stood up easily and carried her towards the dormitory.

"Liu Yu".

"Um!"

Am I heavy or not?

"Heavy, like a little pig."

"You're the pig!" Su Wanqing bit him on the back of the neck, not hard, but leaving a shallow tooth mark.

Liu Yu exclaimed exaggeratedly, "Oh my, are you a dog?"

"I'm like a dog, I only bite you." Su Wanqing hugged his neck tightly. "Tell me, am I heavy or not!"

"Not heavy at all, as light as a feather."

"That's more like it."

After walking for a while, Su Wanqing suddenly said, "Liu Yu, I've really gained weight."

"Where have you gotten fat?"

"I've gained weight everywhere. I gained five pounds in seven days in Chang'an."

"Chang'an, the carb capital, that's normal." Liu Yu bounced her around. "But I think she's great, chubby and comfortable to hold."

"I want to lose weight, I'll start tomorrow."

"Don't lose weight! What if you lose my 36D bust size?"

"Liu Yu! Have you no shame?!"

"What's the point of having a face? I just need you." Liu Yu is getting more and more fluent in his flirtatious remarks.

"Pah!" Su Wanqing bit him again. "Let me tell you, I have some weight loss techniques. Where I shouldn't lose weight, I won't lose an inch! Where I should slim down, I'll drop off in a flash!"

"Really! What technique?"

"I won't tell you, it's a secret."

"I'll be checking you after you've lost weight," Liu Yu said, squeezing her thigh. "Especially here, and here..."

"Liu Yu! Where are you touching?!"

"I'm carrying you on my back, so I need to put my hands somewhere."

"But you can't put it on my butt!"

"It's soft and comfortable here."

The two bickered and laughed all the way.

It was almost 10 o'clock when we arrived at the girls' dormitory.

Liu Yu put Su Wanqing down. Su Wanqing straightened her clothes and hair.

"I'm going up."

"Um."

The two stared at each other for a while, neither of them moving.

Finally, Su Wanqing leaned over first and tiptoed to kiss Liu Yu on the lips.

Good night, Your Majesty.

After saying that, he ran into the dormitory building.

When I returned to dormitory 216, Du Peng hadn't come back yet. Li Ning and Zhang Chunli were playing video games together.

"The boss is back! Where's Du Peng?!"

"I'm taking a walk with Wang Qian; it'll probably be a while."

After Liu Yu finished washing up and climbed into bed, he took out his phone when Su Wanqing's WeChat message arrived.

[You ran the wrong way, you idiot (Su Wanqing): Did you get into bed?!]

[If you can't beat them, run! (Liu Yu): Let's go! What about you?]

[You ran the wrong way, you idiot: I just finished washing up and went to bed too.]

[Run if you can't beat them: Are you happy today?]

[You ran the wrong way, you idiot: Happy! So happy! Being with you makes me happy no matter what.]

[If you can't beat them, run! Me too.]

The two chatted for a while longer, and then Su Wanqing suddenly said:

[You idiot who ran the wrong way: I've got something good to show you.]

Then, a picture was sent over.

Liu Yu tapped the screen, then his hand trembled, and the phone nearly hit his face.

In the picture, Su Wanqing is wearing a black slip dress and lying on her side on the bed.

The shoulder straps of her nightgown slipped halfway down, revealing her shoulders, back, and subtly visible curves.

Her long hair was spread out on the pillow, and her eyes held a languid and seductive look.

The angle and lighting of the photo are just right, creating a wonderful atmosphere.

Liu Yu instantly lost his temper.

[Run if you can't beat them! !!!]

[You idiot who ran the wrong way: How was it! Was it good?!]

[If you can't beat them, run! Where did you learn that from?!]

[You've gone the wrong way, you idiot: Little Red Book has tons of photo tutorials. This one's called 'Pure and Sensual Bed Photos,' how about it, pure and sensual enough?]

[If you can't beat them, run! That's enough... way enough.]

[You ran the wrong way, you idiot: What else?]

Another photo arrived.

This time it was from the front. Su Wanqing knelt on the bed, her nightgown neckline open, revealing a deep cleavage.

Her fingers gently hooked the shoulder strap, her eyes were unfocused, and her lips were slightly parted.

Liu Yu was breathing heavily.

[You're running in the wrong direction, you idiot: This one is called "Boyfriend's Perspective Bonus," do you like it!]

[If you can't beat them, run! I love it... I love it so much...]

[You ran the wrong way, you idiot: Let's take another one!]

In the third picture, Su Wanqing is lying face down on the bed, the hem of her nightgown rolled up to her upper thighs, revealing black stockings. She looks back at the camera, one hand supporting her chin, the other... resting on her thigh.

Liu Yu is completely finished.

He rolled out of bed, rushed into the bathroom, and washed his face with cold water.

Looking at his flushed face in the mirror, he took a deep breath.

[If you can't beat them, run! Stop posting... I won't be able to sleep tonight if you post any more.]

[You've gone the wrong way, you idiot: If you can't sleep, you'll think of me.]

[If you can't beat them, run! All I can think about right now is you.]

[You ran the wrong way, you idiot: I'll wear it for you this weekend! (Live-action version.)]

Liu Yu's hand trembled again.

[If you can't beat them, run! Seriously!]

[You ran the wrong way, you idiot: Really. But it depends on how you perform this week.]

[Run if you can't beat them: Yes, sir!]

[You ran the wrong way, you idiot: Okay, I'm going to sleep now, goodnight.]

[If you can't beat them, run away: Goodnight.]

Liu Yu returned to bed and lay there for a while before his heartbeat gradually calmed down.

At this moment, Du Peng returned, looking smug and triumphant.

"Yo, you're back! How's the battle going?"

Du Peng feigned ignorance: "What battle situation? We were just taking a walk."

He climbed onto the bed and leaned over to Liu Yu: "Boss, chatting with your wife!"

"Um."

"What are you talking about? You look so excited."

"None of your business." Liu Yu stuffed his phone under his pillow.

"Oh, you're getting shy, boss. Seriously, how far have you and your wife gotten?"

Liu Yu turned over, his back to him: "This is not suitable for children, don't ask."

"I'm not a child, I'm an adult!"

Li Ning and Zhang Chunli also perked up their ears.

Liu Yu ignored them.

Du Peng then remembered something: "Oh right, boss, the Hundred Clubs War has officially begun. You really don't plan to join a club?"

"No, I'm not interested."

"No way! University is so boring without clubs!"

Du Peng earnestly advised, "Look at me, I've already reserved a spot in the street dance club. I'll be learning to dance from the senior students, how cool is that?"

"You want to learn to dance? I'm too embarrassed to tell you."

"I just want to learn to dance! It'll improve my health and cultivate my character!"

Liu Yu reiterated, "No. I need to focus on my studies and my relationship."

"Dating and studying don't conflict. Look at my sister-in-law, she's probably joined a club too!"

Liu Yu really didn't know whether Su Wanqing had joined any clubs.

He thought about it and realized he hadn't heard her mention it before.

"I don't know, I'll ask tomorrow."

"If your sister-in-law adds them, you should add them too. It's so romantic for couples to participate in club activities together."