On the first day of school, the school beauty in black stockings took me to a hotel.

The next day, Liu Yu's consciousness slowly resurfaced.

His gaze gradually focused on the figure beside the bed.

Su Wanqing was already dressed in a gray tracksuit.

Those beautiful big eyes were staring unblinkingly at Liu Yu.

Liu Yu's mind was still in a daze. He blinked, trying to recall what he had seen last night.

Hot springs, beer, fried chicken, dancing... and then... and then it was pitch black.

"You're awake!" Su Wanqing saw him open his eyes and immediately leaned closer, her pretty face magnified in front of Liu Yu.

She stuck out her index finger and poked Liu Yu's forehead: "Our Emperor Liu Yu, weren't you quite capable last night! 'The monarch doesn't hold court in the morning'! Tsk tsk, quite the boast."

Liu Yu sat bolt upright in bed: "The...the king doesn't hold court in the morning! I...I did say that!"

"I've said more than just that!!"

Su Wanqing withdrew her hand, leaned against the headboard, and her eyes turned resentful: "You were quite the showman last night."

Liu Yu's heart skipped a beat, and an ominous premonition swept over him.

He looked down at himself; his bathrobe was on properly, and there were no suspicious marks on his body.

But... Su Wanqing's expression...

Liu Yu: "I...I blacked out last night. I really don't remember anything after that."

He tried hard to recall, but could only remember some vague fragments. Su Wanqing looked beautiful when she danced, and then... and then that was it!

Upon hearing this, Su Wanqing immediately put on her dramatic act.

"You...you can't even remember!" Her voice trembled, her fingers clutching the hem of her tracksuit. "Liu Yu, last night...you did this to me last night..." She hesitated, two blushes rising on her face, and tears welled up in her eyes, about to fall.

Liu Yu: "!!!"

He completely panicked! His brain completely shut down!

My brain went completely blue screen, displaying a bunch of gibberish!

"I...I...what did I do to you?!"

Liu Yu frantically tried to sit up, almost rolling off the bed: "Did I...did I do something...a terrible thing!"

Countless news headlines flashed through his mind: "Top Students from Tsinghua and Peking Universities Behave Immorally While Drunk," "Freshmen Compete to Harass Upperclasswomen..."

Seeing Liu Yu's pale face, Su Wanqing finally couldn't hold back anymore.

She instantly lost her composure, her aggrieved expression vanished in an instant, and she leaned back, lying directly on Liu Yu's lap, clutching her stomach and laughing wildly.

"Hahahaha Liu Yu...you...your expression...hahahaha...I'm dying of laughter! How can you be so easily fooled! My God!"

"You...you lied to me!" he asked blankly.

"What else?"

Su Wanqing finished laughing, turned to the side, and brought her face close to Liu Yu's, her eyes sparkling. "With your meager alcohol tolerance, two bottles of beer and you're asleep like a pig, and you call yourself 'a king who doesn't attend court in the morning'?! You try it on me! After you finished your grand speech last night, you just tilted your head and collapsed on me, snoring away! I couldn't wake you up! You were like a dead pig! I had to use all my strength to push you away!"

Su Wanqing described it vividly, even imitating Liu Yu's posture and snoring.

Liu Yu finally recovered: "Su! Wan! Qing!"

He gritted his teeth and reached out to grab Su Wanqing.

Su Wanqing was prepared and tried to jump up and run away with a "whoosh," but Liu Yu was faster and pulled her back and pressed her onto the bed.

"You scared me! You scared me! Your heart almost stopped!" Liu Yu began to torture her, tickling her.

"Ah!! Hahaha... No... Don't tickle! Liu Yu! I was wrong! Hahaha... It tickles! Help!" Su Wanqing was most afraid of being tickled, and she laughed until tears came out. Her sportswear was rubbed up and rolled up, revealing her fair and slender waist.

"Wrong! What's wrong with you!" Liu Yu kept tickling her waist and armpits.

"Hahaha... My mistake was... My mistake was lying to you! I shouldn't have said you were being disrespectful to me! Hahaha... Stop! Stop! I'm dying of laughter!" Su Wanqing begged for mercy, her face flushed with laughter.

"Anything else!"

"And...and I shouldn't have called you a pig! Even though you really are heavy! Hahaha...Ouch!"

"Is it still heavy?"

"Not heavy at all! Our Emperor Liu Yu is as light as a swallow! Full of energy! Seven times a night... ah no! One time until dawn! Hahaha..." Su Wanqing made up a story without thinking.

Liu Yu laughed at her nonsense and tickled her for a while until Su Wanqing was so weak from laughing that she had no strength left to resist.

Su Wanqing lay sprawled on the bed, her hair disheveled, tears still glistening in the corners of her eyes: "Liu Yu...you...you're finished...you bullied a patient...I laughed until my stomach hurt...you have to take responsibility..."

Liu Yu sat on the edge of the bed and looked at her: "You scared me first. What I did was self-defense and emergency avoidance."

"What a load of rubbish about risk avoidance!" Su Wanqing recovered, sat up in one swift motion, and sat cross-legged facing Liu Yu. "So... what someone said last night, 'I won't marry anyone but me,' was that true?"

Liu Yu was taken aback: "I said that too!"

He has absolutely no recollection of it! The memory gap is just too complete!

Su Wanqing pointed at Liu Yu's nose, her face falling: "See! You're trying to deny it again! A man's words are deceitful! Last night, he was holding me and saying such affectionate things, 'Qingqing, I've decided on you for life, I won't marry anyone but you, and if I marry you, I'll neglect my duties as a king and spend every day with you'... Tsk tsk, now that you're sober, you're denying it, huh!"

Looking at her expression, Liu Yu knew she was probably acting again, but a strange tightness gripped his heart.

"If I really said it, then it's definitely true. My word is my bond."

Su Wanqing was surprised that he answered seriously, and was stunned for a moment. Her heart felt as sweet as honey.

"That's more like it. Then... what is 'the emperor neglects his morning court'? Explain it in detail!"

Liu Yu's face flushed instantly, his eyes darting around, avoiding Su Wanqing's gaze: "It's...it's...the literal meaning...that...not getting up in the morning..."

Su Wanqing leaned close to Liu Yu, almost touching his face, "If you don't get up... then what! What do you do in bed! Review memorials! Or... handle palace affairs!" Her eyes sparkled, full of seductive charm.

Liu Yu's heart raced as she teased him, and the images in his mind began to uncontrollably veer towards the realm of the R-rated.

He leaned back, creating some distance, and awkwardly threw off the covers and jumped out of bed.

"I...I'm going to wash up!" He rushed into the bathroom and slammed the door shut.

Behind him came Su Wanqing's loud laughter: "Hahahaha! Liu Yu, why are you running away! I'm not going to eat you! It was bound to happen sooner or later! Your Majesty~~ Aren't you going to attend your morning court session?!"